Zero Credit(s)
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Episode 185: The ZC Patron Saint of Twitter Fights
June 19, 2020 13:28 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBIt’s an all out Twitter Smackdown tonight on Zero Credit(s), and the patron saint himself is stepping into the ring to reign down some well deserved justice. Ron Perlman is just a master at the sport, and it’s an honor and a privilege to watch him work. Then we jump down the conspiracy hole for … Continue reading Episode 185: The ZC Patron Saint of Twitter Fights →
Episode 184: The Dragons of Hatsune Miku
June 12, 2020 13:11 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBThe legends speak of the impossible – dragons have returned to the world and Hatsune Miku, the mother of dragons, is their master. Luckily, she’s across the world and can’t threaten us here, but it will only be a matter of time until she crosses the sea and tries to claim what she believes is … Continue reading Episode 184: The Dragons of Hatsune Miku →
Episode 183: Black Lives Matter
June 05, 2020 11:41 - 23 minutes - 18.9 MBNo jokes, no bits, no funny business. This episode is a collection of information to support Black Lives Matter and be on the right side of history. After much debate, Henry and John thought this was the best way to utilize the platform and help through their voices behind the cause. Please listen for how … Continue reading Episode 183: Black Lives Matter →
Episode 182: Release the SnyderAyerButthole Cut
May 29, 2020 16:25 - 1 hour - 66 MBLook, here’s the deal creators. We’re fans, and that means we’re entitled to the work you create to be done in a certain way. Our way. You have no say in this matter. *Cocks gun* It’s just the way the world works, creators. Us fans, well, we’ve got certain…means, to get what we want. You’re … Continue reading Episode 182: Release the SnyderAyerButthole Cut →
Episode 181: Personal Deters aka Dinga Dinga Dinga
May 22, 2020 16:43 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBJohn has returned from Venezuela, but he is not out of trouble yet as the FBI are holding Henry’s dead dog hostage. Will Make-a-Wish kid, Allison, be able to turn the tides of the interrogation, or will it all turn out to be cube sketches in the end? Find out, this week, on Zero Credit(s).
Episode 180: Where in the World is JohndeJohn DeJohngo?
May 15, 2020 13:49 - 1 hour - 55 MBJohn is missing. We can’t find him. Luckily, someone did, and by someone, we mean a country’s government did. They’re keeping him safe for now, but who knows how long they’ll keep him alive. It’s up to you, the fams, to locate him by solving a bunch of geographic puzzles and history clues. So get … Continue reading Episode 180: Where in the World is JohndeJohn DeJohngo? →
Episode 179: Wife Check
May 08, 2020 13:20 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBJohn has gone missing. He’s not sick or anything, so don’t worry. He’s just not here. So to fill the J-shaped void of John, Henry’s wife, and also her own person, Jamie steps up to the couch to discuss what’s currently happening in the Henry and Jamie household. Mostly, it’s watching TV. But what kinds … Continue reading Episode 179: Wife Check →
Episode 178: Quibi or Not Quibi
May 01, 2020 14:58 - 1 hour - 53.7 MBHello there, Quibidiots, it’s your boys Henry and John coming straight to you with the latest Quibinfo-dump. We’ve got all the fresh takes on all your favorite Quibi Shows, like Michael Peña Makes Pizza, Chevy Chase’s Credit Check, and Judge Teigan. Hold on to your Quibutts, cause it just gets more Quibigreat. We got Daniel … Continue reading Episode 178: Quibi or Not Quibi →
Episode 177: John’s Alcohol Journey
April 24, 2020 16:05 - 1 hour - 54.9 MBWhat should have been a simple task has become an ordeal and now it’s all here for you to listen to, Fams. John simply wanted to tell Henry of the drinking he has done in the past couple of days, but what happens? The ole Henry derailment train pulls into the station. Wait. A derailment … Continue reading Episode 177: John’s Alcohol Journey →
Episode 176: Cultural Doldrums
April 17, 2020 12:57 - 1 hour - 47.7 MBIt’s 1493 and we’ve been on this boat for months. Sure, we set off in 1492, but we didn’t realize it was going to take more than half a year to get to India. And sure, we all want to get rich by trading spices, but this is a bit too far, don’t you think? … Continue reading Episode 176: Cultural Doldrums →
Episode 175: Let the Big Dog Eat
April 10, 2020 17:20 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBIn far off lands, there lives a tale of a large dog. For centuries, this large dog ate and ate as it pleased, smacking its lips on delicious treats. Then humans came to the large dog and told it that it could no longer eat. The big dog, sad, listened to the humans and stopped … Continue reading Episode 175: Let the Big Dog Eat →
Episode 174: John Doesn’t Like Animal Crossing: Diablo Edition
April 03, 2020 14:56 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBI hear what you’re saying, and I’m wondering it to. Does John not liking Animal Crossing make him some kind of grotesque monster? Do we have the right to judge said monster based on his preferences alone? Well I’m here to tell you the answer to both of those questions is yes. John is a … Continue reading Episode 174: John Doesn’t Like Animal Crossing: Diablo Edition →
Episode 173: Zero Credit(s) Got a Website (Kind of)
March 27, 2020 21:56 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBIn the year 2020, the coronavirus rages on, but here on the digital space, two brave Hackerz(tm) brave the net to establish someplace where those not brave enough to go outside can stay inside. That’s right, Zero Credit(s) has a website (kind of). Finally, there’s a place on the net where no one will fear … Continue reading Episode 173: Zero Credit(s) Got a Website (Kind of) →
Episode 172: CoronaCast (not the beer)
March 20, 2020 13:29 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBAt the time of recording this episode, Henry was growing increasingly worried about his company’s lack of response to the COVID-19 global pandemic, while John was on day 6 of his company mandated quarantine. So things were a little bit weird in the studio for this one, to say the least. However, we have the … Continue reading Episode 172: CoronaCast (not the beer) →
Episode 171: Spyracers in a Time of Coronavirus
March 13, 2020 16:39 - 1 hour - 37.8 MBLooking for a little levity in this crazy time of canceled everything due to social distancing and the coronavirus? We got you covered as we take on the penultimate episode of Spyracers. Also we talk a ton about the coronavirus. Sorry. At the time it wasn’t as big of a thing as it is now. … Continue reading Episode 171: Spyracers in a Time of Coronavirus →
Less Than Zero 5: Oops! All Henry
March 06, 2020 14:08 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBJohn has fled to the mountains of Colorado, where the winds are cold and the snow is colder, leaving Henry with sole control of the podcast. And instead of planning anything like a guest or a special event, Henry got really into his Fire Emblem Three Houses Maddening Golden Deer run and forgot to do … Continue reading Less Than Zero 5: Oops! All Henry →
Episode 170: America’s First Openly Goth President
February 28, 2020 14:16 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBThe year is 2020. The place, America. Newly elected President Bernie Sanders takes the podium in front of the newly renovated Black House. He’s all decked out in his black eye liner, black painted nails, and his executive studded leather choker around his neck. “America,” he says, “My fourth act as Goth President is upon … Continue reading Episode 170: America’s First Openly Goth President →
Episode 169: We Missed a Fast and Furious Movie
February 21, 2020 16:38 - 1 hour - 34.9 MBSpyracers gets okayish, we make a huge FFCU discovery, and then we make another huge FFCU discovery. It’s all Fast and Furious all the time here at Zero Credit(s). You ride. You fight.
Episode 168: Parasite Wins Everything. As It Should.
February 14, 2020 14:27 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBIt doesn’t happen often, but occasionally, the Academy gets things right, such as when they refused to let me become a cop. I was really just in it for the gun. Now, the Academy has gotten a second thing right: Parasite won every award it should have. For the first time in history, a foreign … Continue reading Episode 168: Parasite Wins Everything. As It Should. →
Episode 167: Happy Anniversary Zero Credit(s): BIG GAME EDITION
February 07, 2020 16:25 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBFour years, 200+ episodes over three shows, and 167 episodes of the main show. It’s been a journey. When John and I set out to create this podcast, we had but one goal in mind: to one day have over 50% of each episode dedicated solely to the Fast and Furious franchise of movies, television … Continue reading Episode 167: Happy Anniversary Zero Credit(s): BIG GAME EDITION →
Episode 166: The End of the Chili’s Saga Z166: The Fast Saga 2
January 31, 2020 16:29 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBThe long awaited conclusion to the ongoing and very serious Chili’s Saga arrives. Are you prepared for this thrilling end to the longest ongoing ZC saga ever put forth on this podcast? Probably. We also have the second edition of our Fast and Furious: Spyracers MiniSupRed for you with some even more long awaited news … Continue reading Episode 166: The End of the Chili’s Saga Z166: The Fast Saga 2 →
Episode 165: Spy Racers vs Coronavirus
January 24, 2020 14:20 - 1 hour - 36.5 MB*cough cough cough* Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there. You see, my eyes are really bad right now due to the rampant and dangerous spread of the coronavirus. *cough cough cough* But don’t just stand there. Come in, come in. Make yourself comfortable and let me regale you with the tale of Fast and … Continue reading Episode 165: Spy Racers vs Coronavirus →
Episode 164: A New Cinematic Universe Has Entered the Chat: Oscar Buzz Edition
January 17, 2020 14:21 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBThe glitz. The glam. The nanobots pouring through your blood, erasing your memories while programming you to be the most dangerous hitman on the planet. Now you have to track down all the Academy members whose crimes you used to protect in order to take them out as you learn more and more about your … Continue reading Episode 164: A New Cinematic Universe Has Entered the Chat: Oscar Buzz Edition →
Episode 163: Yes Yeah
January 10, 2020 14:16 - 1 hour - 33.9 MBHappy 2020 to all our lovely fams out there and buckle up, cause 2020’s all about getting (sober) WEIIIRRRRDDDD. That’s right (both Henry and John have decided to conduct a Dryanuary, where you don’t drink for the entire month of January) we’ve got some great content for you to kick off the new year. The … Continue reading Episode 163: Yes Yeah →
Episode 162: Best/Worst 2019
December 27, 2019 15:51 - 2 hours - 117 MBWell, it’s finally here. Performing for you. The first member of the DK Crew. Wait. I meant the end of the year. The end of 20FightTeen is here and we’re here to judge it. Was it a good? Was it a bad? Only by finding the best and worst things of the year can we … Continue reading Episode 162: Best/Worst 2019 →
Episode 161: John Hates Baby Yoda
December 20, 2019 17:27 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBI know, right? It’s kind of outrageous. John hates Baby Yoda. It’s kind of disgusting. I can’t believe it either. Anyway, this episode of Zero Credit(s) is 50% crazy holiday time traditions and 50% just the latest episode of the Mandalorian. That’s about it, really. Years ago, I was sitting in a Portland Cafe around … Continue reading Episode 161: John Hates Baby Yoda →
Episode 160: Do Crimes
December 13, 2019 14:35 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBAfter a long two-week hiatus, the boys are stuffed like turkeys with that capital G, capital C Good Content. We’ve got your weekly Fast and Furious update, some promises to do a Best/Worst 2019 that may or may not happen, and a whole lot more before we inevitably dive into the supreme joke that is … Continue reading Episode 160: Do Crimes →
Episode 159: Gotta Catch ’em All (Taylor Swift’s hits, that is)
November 22, 2019 18:10 - 1 hour - 40.6 MBThe new Pokemon game is out and it’s all the boys want to talk about in this, the beginning of the dark family holiday times of the year. How many Pikachu has John caught? Perhaps we’ll find out. But what is the all the internet hoopla about? Henry will explain. And then it’s just Pokemon … Continue reading Episode 159: Gotta Catch ’em All (Taylor Swift’s hits, that is) →
Episode 158: MACLUNKEY
November 15, 2019 14:28 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBIn the original cut of this episode, Henry and John discussed the new streaming service Disney+ and some issues surrounding the service that elevated to mainstream media, like Werner Herzog’s performance in The Mandalorian. Then, when it was time for the episode to come to home video via VHS, the editor decided to cut it … Continue reading Episode 158: MACLUNKEY →
Episode 157: Butt First
November 08, 2019 15:59 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBStill recovering from the…you know, let’s not mention it…that happened, Henry and John dive butt first back into the cultural happenings of the Zeitgeist like no other. Henry’s been to the first concert he ever actually enjoyed and boy does he have some thoughts to share about the experience of liking music. I mean, this … Continue reading Episode 157: Butt First →
Episode 156: Zero Credit(s) Presents: Zero Credit(s) Presents: Zero Credit(s) Presents: Zero Credit(s) Presents:
November 01, 2019 13:33 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBWE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU // IT WILL START IN A SECOND OR TWO // BUT BEFORE THE END BEGINS // SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DEAR FRIENDS // FRIGHTENTIMES, THEY’RE HERE TO STAY // AND RUIN YOUR LIFE IN EVERY WAY // BUCKLE UP, SIT TIGHT, HANG LOOSE // WHILE WE GET … Continue reading Episode 156: Zero Credit(s) Presents: Zero Credit(s) Presents: Zero Credit(s) Presents: Zero Credit(s) Presents: →
Episode 155: Regularly Scheduled October Content Brought to You by the Man League Bat (MLB)
October 25, 2019 15:47 - 1 hour - 46.2 MBYou’ve waited all year. You’ve watched all 5,492 games. Now it’s finally time. The World Series of the Man League Bat is here and boy is the bat PISSED. OFF. Who will win when a team of 22 normal, but athletic, humans doped up on the latest (legal) Performance Enhancing Drugs take on the MAN … Continue reading Episode 155: Regularly Scheduled October Content Brought to You by the Man League Bat (MLB) →
Episode 154: J O K E R
October 18, 2019 15:18 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBThis episode is sponsored by the Clown Prince of Crime himself and he demanded that we discuss his movie Joker. So that’s kind of what we do for the entire episode. We don’t necessarily spoil much beyond the themes and elements of the film. I mean, if you walk into a movie called Joker, I … Continue reading Episode 154: J O K E R →
Episode 153: We Continue Our Normal October Coverage Thanks to Our Dear Sponsor, China
October 11, 2019 15:55 - 1 hour - 48.2 MBThere’s a lot of “facts” going around about certain “countries” stepping on the “freedoms” of certain “individuals” and it’s all a little over our “paygrade” so we’re going to cover the latest breaking news. The Joker movie is a hit? Who do we blame for this? Incels? The media? White straight males? Martin Scorsese? Let’s … Continue reading Episode 153: We Continue Our Normal October Coverage Thanks to Our Dear Sponsor, China →
Episode 152: Everything is Fine in This Normal Episode Brought to You by Stamps.com
October 04, 2019 13:36 - 1 hour - 62 MBWow. What a normal episode we have for you this week of our Earth calendar. Such a good time to be had by all. And it’s all thanks to Stamps.com. Stamps.com is a service that allows you to use Stamps. The sponsor would like to extend a very normal invitation for you, the listener, to … Continue reading Episode 152: Everything is Fine in This Normal Episode Brought to You by Stamps.com →
Episode 151: Things Get a Little TwIsTeD AKA A Joker’s Twisted Trick
September 27, 2019 13:48 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBHenry’s taken a sip of the Damaged Juice, so now we have to deal with the consequences. The hellscape of the American job market has drained your co-host of his energy and will to exist, so you KNOW this episode is going to be a high energy UltraRomp. After that, The Boys (not to be … Continue reading Episode 151: Things Get a Little TwIsTeD AKA A Joker’s Twisted Trick →
Episode 150: Too Lazy for a Clip Show…
September 20, 2019 15:51 - 2 hours - 91.9 MBAs all our dear fams will know, every 50 episodes marks the beginning of a new season here on Zero Credit(s). And each new season brings a new wave of life into the show. The first season, we found our footing. The second season, we tried copying every other podcast out there. The third season, … Continue reading Episode 150: Too Lazy for a Clip Show… →
Episode 149: Texas on the Brink of Disaster (Bonus)
September 06, 2019 14:30 - 1 hour - 54.8 MBIn this episode of Zero Credit(s), the boys discuss some of the new Texas laws, such as ikea laws and the new Texas Penal Code. They then discuss how these changes affect people in the Lone Star state. Special guest Markov Elijah Wood (played by Talk to Transformer) spouts icky ideas about gender, the world and our … Continue reading Episode 149: Texas on the Brink of Disaster (Bonus) →
Episode 148: The Flamin’ Hot Episode
August 30, 2019 16:12 - 1 hour - 40.9 MBJust when you thought it couldn’t get any hotter, Eva Longoria gets tapped to direct this Flamin’ Hot summer. Cheeto dust is blowing through town and there’s only one thing to do. Stay inside and take in all of Disney+’s sweet, sweet released week-by-week content. How do you enjoy your new hit shows? We’d like … Continue reading Episode 148: The Flamin’ Hot Episode →
Episode 147: Tooth Tales of Yakuza Spiderman
August 23, 2019 18:21 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBThere’s a lot happening right now. 500 Million bees are dead and scientists are terrified. The Amazon is on fire. Henry went to the dentist. John is excited for the Yakuza series to be played as it was meant to be played. Spiderman news. These are but a few of the topics we cover this … Continue reading Episode 147: Tooth Tales of Yakuza Spiderman →
Episode 146: Jack Thompson 2: Re-jack’d
August 16, 2019 13:52 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBAs dawn breaks around him, Hanz Killum is dimly aware of a sensation he hasn’t felt since Cuba: apprehension. He’s been hired by the Alleged World Elite Sex Crimes Cabal before to enact the unspeakable upon their speakable enemies before, but this time felt different. No one had died in the secure housing unit of … Continue reading Episode 146: Jack Thompson 2: Re-jack’d →
Supplemental Reading: Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
August 09, 2019 14:56 - 1 hour - 54 MBIn late 2018, several men and women had a vision. What if characters from one movie could appear in their own movie, separate from the series of movies they’re from? I mean, is that possible? So these men and women gathered some scientists and filled them with nitro to develop the world’s first ever spin-off … Continue reading Supplemental Reading: Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw →
Episode 145: Ultimate Wacky Death Races
August 01, 2019 17:15 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBOn a world covered in pavement, only one racer can be crowned the most coveted rank of all: Race War Rulerperson. Now, after countless decades of scheming, Dick Dastardly, infamous racer, exconvict, and inventor, has finally perfected his magnum opus: The Transporter. Using this device, he summons every car-based hero time, space, multi-verses, franchises failed … Continue reading Episode 145: Ultimate Wacky Death Races →
Episode 144: A Bad Show aka The Marvels of Madness
July 26, 2019 15:58 - 1 hour - 38.9 MBA late night talk show host wraps up his politically charged monologue of the days events. He lets out a heavy sigh and looks right into camera four. “Look, we don’t have a good show tonight.” The audience doesn’t know what to do and so they do nothing. “I know, I know,” the host continues, … Continue reading Episode 144: A Bad Show aka The Marvels of Madness →
Supplemental Reading: Stranger Things 3
July 19, 2019 14:30 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBI’m going to level with you: it’s very hard to write a fun description for this episode without spoiling things. The spoilers live inside the episode, not outside. You know? So just sit back, grab a Jamba Juice and some Sbarro, collapse into a pile of goo, reach the stars, fly a fantasy, dream a … Continue reading Supplemental Reading: Stranger Things 3 →
Episode 143: Soccer, Sword Dog, and Speedruns (ft Jeff)
July 12, 2019 14:02 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBIn some ancient mountain societies, the people would come together once every 500 years to sacrifice a member of their rank to sustain the great, cosmic elder that allows them to keep living in its domain. This mountain-god-monster would drink the blood of this sacrifice and learn secrets of humanity from the life experience of … Continue reading Episode 143: Soccer, Sword Dog, and Speedruns (ft Jeff) →
Episode 142: Megan Rapinoe/Where Are You/We’ve Got Some Work To Do Now
July 05, 2019 14:32 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBKick! Pass! Slide! Goal! Ball! The Women’s World Cup is hotting up, and The Footy Boys are here to bring you all the latest news about the US Women’s National Soccer National Football Team Women’s. Will the Lionesses dent their ego, as some crusty goblins have suggested? They will not. Sorry. Since this episode could … Continue reading Episode 142: Megan Rapinoe/Where Are You/We’ve Got Some Work To Do Now →
Episode 141: Live from the Zero Credit(s) New(s) De(s)k
June 28, 2019 14:13 - 1 hour - 40.9 MBYou’re going about your day, perhaps you’re walking down a busy street on your way to work or to a local ball game. The sun hangs high in the sky, peaking from behind a cloud and everything seems like it’s going to be okay. That’s when you hear it. The news jingle. It creeps into … Continue reading Episode 141: Live from the Zero Credit(s) New(s) De(s)k →
Episode 140: Sports Corner
June 21, 2019 15:10 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBThat’s right, it’s time for your weekly Sports Corner. We’ve got all the sports here, Rasslin’, Soccer, Other Sports, Anime, Video Games, Politics. Sports Corner. Waiting in the wings, we’ve got analyst after analyst wearing their best Sports coat and tie combos for absolutely no reason. Let’s talk numbers. Math? No. Stats? Yes. The last … Continue reading Episode 140: Sports Corner →
Episode 139: E3: Electric kEanu rEEvEs
June 14, 2019 13:18 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBEvery year, a niche group of enthused hobbyists get together and share delight in news and upcoming greatness. Those people…are Women’s National Team fans. It’s the Women’s World Cup everyone, and it’s time to cheer on USA to the gold winner’s circle of greatness. In other news, every year, a niche group of enthused hobbyists … Continue reading Episode 139: E3: Electric kEanu rEEvEs →