Zero Blog Thirty
1,099 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 3.4K ratingsZero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.
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Veteran's Day with MoH Recipient David Bellavia
November 11, 2022 08:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds in the Magazine ... Round 1: Medal of Honor recipient David Bellavia joins the show….. Round 2: It’s veterans day, so lets remind leaders that it’s ok to treat your people with compassion and decency. Round 3: Quick safety brief for your flights if youre planning on bringing a gun with you. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Ridge Wallet - Go to https://barstool.link/RidgeBSS and use...
Marine Fighter Pilot Sells Secrets To China
November 08, 2022 08:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Another pilot was caught doing some light treason in China. We need to do a safety stand down for pilots. Round 2: 3 Soldiers saved around 30 people from death at the terrible incident last week. Round 3: Update the safety brief, we got people out here licking toads and getting poisoned AND this is a double round, theres a kid who killed a cobra with his MOUTH. Round 4: Kate interviews veterangemy& comedian Pete Stegmeyer ...
Sergeant Major Elon Musk Ain't Playin', Buys Twitter!
November 04, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: Father/son drama after father accuses politician son of lying his dick off about being a nuclear submarine officer. Round 2: North Korea is actin the fool in several different ways. North Korea is the pulled hamstring of countries. Round 3: Sergeant Major Elon Musk is whipping his new recruit into shape in a way that would make Major Payne proud. Maybe in Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. Round 4: PUSHED TO MONDAY'S SHOW! Round 5:...
Chicken Gun Launches Birds At 700MPH!
November 01, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: a navy sailor was machine gun goofin and now he’s probably gonna get a few decades to think about his decisions. Round 2: A chicken gun. We are gonna talk about a chicken gun. Round 3: WW1 obviously would have been terrible to fight in, but there was one special ship that would have and did improve morale to an incredible degree. Round 4: Kate interviews BEN KESLING, a Marine Corps vet & journalist with the Wall Street Jou...
Ghosts and GIs: ZBT Halloween Special
October 28, 2022 07:00On today's show we have 4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Ghost Army: The Combat Con Artists of World War II who used giant inflatable tanks & built fake outposts & towns to trick the Germans ROUND 2: Kate’s Top 5 Best Military Halloween Costumes (the joke is that each thing is sexy) man speedo, everyone will want you) ROUND 3: Top 5 Scariest Feelings in the military (SpOoOooky rounds and stories ...) ROUND 4: Nick of Tales From The Gridsquare FULL INTERVIEW The Book: https://www.a...
Diabolical! Saudi Arabia Paying Top U.S. Generals For Their Brains
October 25, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Congressional hopeful involved in a conspiracy theory that gains mind control, causes earthquakes and alters the climate altogether. Round 2: Lovers scorned in Russia have the most ruthless payback scheme I’ve heard in some time. Round 3: American golfers got shit on for months for playing golf that was funded by Saudi Arabia. There are some US generals who are doing much worse. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get...
Tom Brady Deploys And Veterans React
October 21, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: An Army Major got a major boner for all to see, and it was all to help him win his run for office… Yep… his ad campaign was a porno. Round 2: Out of touch celebrity roundup! Kate has 2 celebs that have made the news recently for military related reasons that might rile you up! (super quick) Round 3: A tiny little Cessna plane got “headbutted” in the air by aerial security for Biden’s visit to California and they still had no ...
Out & About Gets Horned Up On ZBT | Hot or Not? Military Generals
October 18, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 Round in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We know Russia is yanking men off the street now to send to war… but did they also scoop up ONE BILLION OF OUR CRABS?! ROUND 2: We have special guests from Out & About on for a historical game of Don’t Ask, Do Tell ROUND 3: The members of the world’s top K-pop band are being sent for their mandatory service in the South Korean Army & their fans are losing their SHIT ROUND 4: Does your uniform keep ripping & falling apart? Well...
How To Lose A .50 Cal In 1 Day
October 14, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Mustache goofin with PFT Round 2: Our favorite branch of Homeland Security is at it again. This time instead of being a bunch of narcs and taking all the narcotics, they rescued some fellas that had been capsized 25 miles off the coast, were surrounded by sharks, and actively getting attacked by those same sharks. Round 3: In a very different and more pure example of the military, one unit lost a… wait.. no … this cant be… a ...
Kate Makes Chaps Chug Military Grog!
October 11, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: Chaps lost a bet and now has to chug some GROG! Round 2: By now, you’ve probably seen that the bridge in Crimea was attacked. That bridge is remarkably important and we’ll get into why. It’s a scary situation that could and probably will impact us. Round 3: “Thank you for your service” is getting an upgrade WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https...
"Woke" Army Major General Admonished By Inspector General
October 07, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: The Woke General. That’s what some in the news are calling him. The Inspector General of the Army issued a report about a top officer’s relationships with troops and social media. Round 2: Steve Maclin from Impact Wrestling. Steve talks about his life as a machine gunner, leader of Marines, and now a pro wrestler who is fighting for a shot at the title in this weekend’s pay-per-view at #BoundForGlory Round 3: Which branch wo...
Russians Break Their Own Arms With Sledgehammers To Avoid War
October 04, 2022 07:00Today on ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: All the branches met their recruiting goals except for one. We’ll ask Captain Cons why his Army fell short and we arent talking Georgia State, folks. Round 2: Beam us up, Scottie! William Shatner is gonna come on and talk about Space and the wonders that exist Round 3: As the war in Ukraine continues to not go well for the Russians, news reports about what folks are doing to avoid joining the Russians are pretty extreme. Rou...
Hot Mic! Hot Mic! The Best Military Hot Mic Moments
September 30, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Hot mic, hot mic, hot mic. The South Korean President got caught with his verbal pants around his ankles calling our beloved, very smart Congress either fucking idiots or fucking morons. There’s an argument over the translation but not if congress is filled with morons. ROUND 2: Scientists have determined “the worst smell in the world” and spoiler alert, it’s a military smell. Warning - this is a Katie-Rabbit-Hole round that a...
USS Bonhomme Richard Destroyed: Aggravated Arson or One Sailor Framed For $1.2B Loss?
September 27, 2022 11:58On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: His news slipped by us last week but we’ve captured it for today - Huge Fat Leonard Update with delightful details on his life of leisure ROUND 2: We’ve previously said the infamous USS Bonhomme Richard fire was reported to be arson - but now it’s looking more like the Navy is pinning blame on an innocent E-1 because they needed a scapegoat. ROUND 3: Update the safety brief - If you’re in the hospital don’t get dog poop on yo...
Paddy The Baddy Talks Fighting 10 Marines At The Same Time
September 23, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds In The Magazine ... Round 1: Protesting is as American as it gets. But, I guess there really is a limit. Protesting by using a veteran suicide hotline is a touch far. Round 2: Paddy the Baddie joins the show to talk about fighting with 10 Marines and turning the switch from laughable nice guy to an absolute problem. Round 3: Major protests are breaking out across Iran after morality police killed a woman over her hijab - hear why one major journalist tu...
Sailors Get Tinder Swindled While Hoping For Some Strange
September 20, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: The Tinder Swindler: Navy Edition ROUND 2: We’ve got a raccoon in upstate New York who apparently hates America ROUND 3: Two brothers who haven’t spoken to each other for about 30 years are now competing for the coveted position of mayor in an Ontario town ROUND 4: There's An Intriguing Link Between US Presidents And The Wars They Wage.. and it involves thinkin your shit don't stink SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - G...
Beto O' Rourke on Guns, The Border Crisis and Personal Liberties Under Attack In Texas
September 16, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds in the magazine and they are brought to your by WhistlePig! Round 1: The Army senior leaders want troops to stop wasting time on silly training that army senior leaders require of all soldiers. Round 2: Beto O’Rouke is running for governor of Texas. He tells me how he’d improve my state or if I’ll have to move. Round 3: Lots of potty mouths join the military. One unit has come up with a way to stop all the naughty talk. SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig Wh...
Queen Elizabeth & Roasting The Royals
September 13, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Queen stories roundup from her service in WWII to her lookalike retiring to the new King already filmed being extra snooty to beez… we’ve got the buzz ROUND 2: Update the safety brief: Do not walk down Cumming drive with your naked mother… while you are also naked and 33 years old. ROUND 3: The VA is moving forward with its plan to offer abortion counseling and services through its hospitals for the first time to veterans, sp...
NFL Season Opener Means War!
September 09, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 1 Round in the magazine! We're drafting our Fire Squads with ANYTHING NFL. The squad also dives into what it was like trying to watch your favorite teams while on base, plus more! SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Betterhelp - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month Cross Country Mortgage - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCount...
Hillary Clinton's CIA Chief Email Investigator Explains President Trump's Top Secret Investigation
September 06, 2022 18:07On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: Fat Leonard is a scandal that affected 60 admirals and now the namesake is on the lamb just before the trial starts. Juicy juicy juicy. Round 2: FYSA (because we dont want people looking like idiots at the S2 briefs) What is vabbing? Round 3: CIA attorney who has been on some of the most known national security cases of the last 20 years, joins to talk about the Trump case. SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your...
Barstool Personalities Get Drafted Into The Military
September 02, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 Round in the magazine and they are presented by WhistlePig! ROUND 1: THE INTEGRITY DRAFT: Drafting Your Squad for the military, but with BARSTOOL PERSONALITIES ROUND 2: Trump Documents! What's in them and who do they incriminate. Chaps, Kate and Cons go full blown speculation ROUND 3: Saved Rounds! SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyB...
Colin O'Brady Is The First Person To Cross Antarctica SOLO - He Explains His Day 1, Nightmare On The Ice
August 30, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A Nebraska man lied about his qualifications & convinced a company to let him do an active shooter drill without telling their employees.. Needless to say, all hell broke loose when he ran into the building firing blanks at unsuspecting workers & he’s now facing terrosim charges ROUND 2: Colin Obrady has 10 world records to his name. One of those is being the first person to solo trek across all of Antartica. He joins the show ...
David Feherty Talks Liv Golf, Saudis, The Military and 9/11 | FULL INTERVIEW
August 26, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 2 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Full Interview with David Feherty talking about Liv Golf, Saudi Arabia and the work he has done to support and help the troops (Feherty's Troops Foundation) ROUND 2: THE INTEGRITY DRAFT: Biggest Pet Peeves Since Getting Out Of The Military SUPPORT THE TROOPS! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Roman - Get $15 off your first order of Roman T-Support at https://barstool....
Putin's Brain Crushed In Moscow Car Bombing
August 23, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 rounds in the magazine and they are brought to you by WHISTLE PIG! Round 1: Russia has accused Ukrainian special services of killing the daughter of one of Vladimir Putin's allies. Round 2: Jason Kander joins the show and gives me a little pick me up after a long week of rockin. Round 3: Saved Rounds BONUS ROUND COMING TOMORROW ON YOUTUBE: Two Pilots fell asleep at the sticks. Big deal or nah? SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://...
The Draft Has Returned ...
August 19, 2022 00:00On today's show we've got 2 ROUNDS in the magazine .. ROUND #1 - It's the first ever INTEGRITY DRAFT! Today's topic is the HOTTEST ACTORS IN A MILITARY MOVIE. Remember, this isn't just any draft, this is a draft of integrity. If any member of the squad commits an Integrity Violation during the week they will LOSE A DRAFT PICK! ROUND #2 - Duuuuude, where’s my tank… A Canadian soldier gave out cannabis cupcakes to her fellow troops during a training exercise, and now she’s probably freaki...
Top 6 US Intel Leaks In History
August 16, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Articles all over the joint are talking about the nuclear-classified documents allegedly stored at Trump’s resort in Florida. Round 2: We’re gonna remind you about the other top 6 classified leaks in US history. Some are mindblowing. Round 3: On TikTok, its all fun and games until China has enough info to control your life. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a loc...
Marine Reads And Reacts To Her OnlyFans Messages
August 12, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Katie-OnlyFans… Surprised she was even able to join us today because she’s so obsessed with it ROUND 2: A soap opera star is making some SHOCKING claims about Ivanka Trump’s grave… ROUND 3: BAMA Rush is tougher than the US Marines ROUND 4: Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again ROUND 5: Marines land on a Greek island & launch a massive assault on the food, booze &...
Deadliest Battle of Afghanistan War Inspires Hope For Marine and His Interpreter
August 09, 2022 16:54Tom Schueman and his interpreter Zak join ZBT to talk about their combat experiences and the rescue effort that got Zak and his family to the United States FOLLOW TOM @kill.z0n3 on Instagram and get their book ALWAYS FAITHFUL! SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Cross Country Mortgage ...
Back To Iraq With Donnie Does
August 05, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round #1: Our resident travel guide Donnie Does went to Iraq and his experiences were much different than mine. I got shot, he got margaritas. Round #2: A ZBT news roundup if you’re short on time, and never you worry the stories all rhyme (goddmanit Kate) Round #3: People always ask us about what types of jobs are out there for when you get out of the military. There’s lots and some involve pig semen and drones. Round #4: Interview ...
Jon Stewart Joins Purple Heart Recipient To Talk The PACT Act
August 01, 2022 14:00On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds in the magazine and they are presented by Whistle Pig SPECIAL GUEST Jon Stewart! Round 1: Jon Stewart joins the show to talk about the PACT Act and the abomination that is the United States Senate. Round 2: We owe DARPA a HUGE apology. If they achieve what they are saying they will, outdoors, even on a wild horse island, will never be the same again. Round 3: Update the safety brief: MONKEYPOCKS! ROUND 1: 03:34:00 (Jon Stewart Interview) ROUND 2: 29:0...
Alex Bennett Talks To Barstool's Members To Prepare For Rough N Rowdy 18
July 29, 2022 00:40On today's ZBT we've got 6 ROUNDS in the magazine! One of those rounds features Mean Girl Pod's Alex Bennett who is taking her first stab in HAND TO HAND COMBAT at Rough N Rowdy 18, August 19th! BUYRNR.COM INTERVIEW STARTS AT: (56:21:00) ROUND 1: Um, I just want to talk about Strip Clubs, including Louies outside Fort Leonardwood. ROUND 2: SINNER, SINNER, MRE DINNER… A cult church has been scamming MILLIONS of dollars from troops while the pastor buys expensive cars & vacation homes ROU...
Russian Chess Robot Breaks Child's Finger At Moscow Open
July 26, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... Round #1: It’s finally happening, the robots have begun to attack… but you don’t have anything to worry about if you don’t play chess. In mother russia, chess robot checks you, mate Round #2: Some of our nation’s most high-speed soldiers are facing a huge problem… They can’t find a good daycare. And the issue is so dire even congress members are getting involved Round #3: A terrible story out of Hawaii where a Marine is accused of mur...
Light Duty Warrior President Biden Gets Covid
July 22, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... BIDEN HAS COVID! ROUND 1: CHAPS IS TURNING 40!!! Hey, that’s me! So we have a special birthday round lined up that I haven’t seen yet that I’m sure I’ll really love & enjoy & not want to skip over. Fasten your seatbelts & spit shine your jungle boots because we’re heading to 1982. ROUND 2: HOT, HOT, HOT. MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMmmmmMMM HOT ROUND 3: HORNY, HORNY, HORNY. We’ve got a military contractor cumming in his britches & getting in a ...
Marijuana For Military Members: A Congressman Introduced A Bill That Would Allow It
July 19, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Eddie Van Halen Pulled A Gun on Fred Durst in the Early 2000s from an assault vehicle. Round 2: 53-year-old Bob Salem from Colorado also made history by becoming the first person in the 21st Century to push a peanut up Pikes Peak with a contraption taped to his nose. Round 3: Rep. Anthony Brown, a retired Army colonel, and former military lawyer, has introduced legislation that would require the Defense Department to review ...
The Treasonous Oath Keepers and Proud Boys
July 15, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A little bad ass was born in Brazil. We gotta get a few recruiters down there right away because the next big super weapon should not be a soccer player. ROUND 2: We have an update on the Sarah Cavanaugh case. If you recall, she was the fake Marine who got hundreds of thousands of dollars pretending to have cancer and a shit ton of other things. Justice was served like a plate of spagetti at Newark International Airport. ROU...
F-18 Thundercat Falls Off of Aircraft Carrier USS Harry Truman
July 12, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine... Round 1: A fella on TikTok made a frog army that turned into a case of good initiative, bad judgement. The result of his TikTok could be a mass extinction of up to 90 different types of frogs. Round 2: Military members are known to have many tattoos, sometimes they look great, sometimes they look like Chaps'. Either way, one service allows you to keep all of them. Round 3: Nearly 60,000 Guard and reserve troops are on the verge of being...
What Happens When You Steal A Fighter Jet?
July 06, 2022 15:31On today's show we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... 4th of July weekend debrief to kick things off! Round 1: A Marine decided that he was tired of being just an enlisted dude on the ground so he took a skyhawk on a 45-minute joyride and did a few top gun inspired moves. BTW, this story ends with a plot that would make ole m night shyamalan nut. Round 2: Our friends in Canada have updated their grooming standards. If these same regulations happened here, CWO Bobby Yarbrough could never...
Hunter Biden Pays For Hookers Using Cash App
July 01, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine and they are brought to you by WHISTLE PIG! Round #1: Hooker chat! Hunter Biden was banging some strange in Russia. Was Sleepy Joe paying for…. Pussy? Kinda? Round #2: Warrior Monk AKA Chaos AKA Mad Dog General Mattis AKA…. Hubby??? That’s right, the former 4 star & defense secretary got married this past week & he did it in the most Marine Corps way possible Round #3: Kate goes down a rabbit hole following a terrible chlorine gas explosio...
What The F', America?!
June 28, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Good initiative, bad judgement. Woman paid would-be car thief to steal her own car from a repair shop. It didnt go well. In fact, it went bad. Round 2: Adapt. Improvise. Overcome via mummified cats. Round 3: The world is falling apart. One Swiss hotel has the remedy and it involves a zero star hotel. Round 4: A new device has entered the military space. We’re gonna tell you if you can see people naked with it. Round 5:. ...
West Point Grad Bombs Military History Quiz
June 24, 2022 07:00On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief: a man contracted a new antibiotic-resistant 'super gonorrhea' strain after having sex on an international trip Round 2: 23-year-old Kate is at a bar down the shore and Bob Lemmons walks in. What do you do? Round 3: 10th Mountain Commander Says Leaders Need to Leave Soldiers Alone After Hours Round 4: In maybe the most smoke-pit inspired conversation of all time, we’re gonna talk about how Amazon want...
Biden's Bike Blunder Is Cannon-Fodder For Our Enemies ... Right?
June 21, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Good initiative/ bad judgment. A company decided to have its employees walk on coals at a party. 12 ambulances were involved. Round 2: You all know we love science, but do we love science enough to start breathing out of our butts? Or into our butts. We’ll find out in round 2. Round 3: Tactical toilets: they are a thing and they are glorious. Round 4: China was supposed to do a joint training event with Russia. China backed...
Cop Finds A Gun In A Woman's Yaknow
June 17, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: A good guy with a fork lift thwarts a would-be robber proving that we do not need fork lift control. Round 2: It’s time we remind you that every person you search must be searched thoroughly because if you dont, there is no tellin whats inside one of them coochies. Round 3: Update the safety brief: while it’s important to clean up our areas when camping, we must pay attention to the warning signs or else you could cause a ...
Joe Biden Commits Stolen Valor | Zero Blog Thirty
June 14, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Station beautification has arrived in Sweden. Throwing away trash is likely to end up with someone feelin very very horny. Round 2: Lots of people swear by military-grade things. Military-grade gummy bears could leave you in a world of hurt. Round 3: Stolen Valor Joe Biden? I mean, yeah. Kinda. If youre gonna clown Madison Cawthorn about it, Joe deserves the same thing. Round 4: It is with a heavy heart that we announce th...
The Stories Of A (EOD) Bomb Tech Legend
June 10, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We talked about weird barracks pets last week, and this week we bring you the fascinating tale of Ming the NYC Tiger who lived in a small apartment in Harlem ROUND 2: An Army chief warrant officer and his wife are accused of stealing over $2MILLION dollars worth of military gear which only confirms my suspicians that we nevvvver really know what cheif warrant officers are up to… ROUND 3: Our beloved CWO Bobby Yarbrough, basica...
Wedding Season Integrity Violations
June 07, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A civilian brethren in the dick drawing game hath been taken down by Arizona police, let’s pour one out for the city’s infamous ‘Penis Man’ ROUND 2: Yes, we’re talking about Top Gun again, but hear us out!!! The only thing high this time are recruiting numbers! Got some cool stats for ya. ROUND 3: If you ever deployed to the middle east you know that dust storms could be a major problem… well they are getting worse & really th...
ZBT Spills Their Seed All Over The Internet
June 03, 2022 07:00On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: The squad is getting old. But, we were young at the greatest time to be young. Pre-internet, pre-cell phones, and smack dab in the middle of the N64 era. Round 2: Katie Fun Bar Facts leads you into the weekend, ending with THEE hottest weed before weed in Roman times… A magical, all-encompassing plant that was part condiment, part condom, put on coins, smuggled & stolen, sold on the black market & has mysteriously vanished… Oo...
23 Things Every Veteran MUST Have In Common
June 01, 2022 00:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... WARNING: There are SOME TOP GUN SPOILERS! Recap of Top Gun that does not include how high Kate was ... Round 1: After a long weekend, we need to do some barracks inspections to make sure there isnt a duck in your room doing quack. Round 2: Are we washed veterans? The military times released a list that has 23 things every veteran has for life. Do we fit in still? We’ll find out I guess. Im worried about Kate though. Round 3: Adapt, i...
No Spoilers! Top Gun Premiere Reactions
May 27, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Easily one of the best parts about joining the military is the friends you met a long the way which leads us to the obvious question: can you identify a friend simply by tasting their piss? Round 2: Sound the lunk alarm. A bodybuilder in Florida is set to do his sets in federal prison after reporting he could only squat 10lbs at the VA and then bragging about his 500lb squats at Planet Fitness. Round 3: update the safety bri...
15 Days Without Sexual Harassment = Casual Fridays
May 24, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: People in Delaware were calling the cops this past weekend for a noise complaint… and the party they were trying to break up? An air show ROUND 2: When the Bank of Zambia got hacked they responded swiftly in the most Marine Corps way possible - by trolling the hackers with dicks ROUND 3: Going on leave? Don’t forget to send your higher ups all your bank account details! ROUND 4: Kate interviews Christian Borys of Saint Javeli...
It's Hard To Ruin Motorboatin, But One Captain Certainly Did Just That
May 20, 2022 07:00On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We’d be remiss if we didn’t address this immediately… Motor-boat-gate is making major waves across the Army right now.. Will anything change in its wake? Probably not! ROUND 2: George Bush had a big time SNAFU moment this week which brings up the topic of Freudian slips ROUND 3: Terrible news, Congress is losing their right to exercise… on Peleton bikes for free. ROUND 4: Will Hurd Interview You can find every episode of th...