On today's episode of ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ...

ROUND 1: A british soldier trying to huff shoe polish started a fire in his barracks instead which lead Kate down a non-traditional drugs rabbit hole where she learned you can get high off poop.

ROUND 2: Oh, ya know, just monkeying around on this round ha ha! We’ve got monkeys going AWOL on a PA highway & the Queen of maqauces waging war & kicking ass

ROUND 3: A Michigan school district responds to parent’s concerns that the school is making students have sit down head calls in litter boxes.

ROUND 4: Interview with Jen Burch - re: Madison Cawthron is a douche le boosh - we promise we won’t be cleaning our rifles during our interview with her