On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine!

Round 1: Hey there, kitchen gloves. Give me 600 crows right damn now for a working party.

Round 2: Someone update our old producer kyle because that cyber nerd would cum if he heard this one. Apple’s airtags have uncovered a secret german intel agency.

Round 3: The war drums continue to beat in Ukraine. We are gonna try our best to give you an update.

Round 4: Give em one. Fishermen and FISHERWOMEN are thwarting Russia’s wargames with nets, rods, and big ole sets of brass balls and flaps.

Round 5: President Biden signed into law a new statute of the UCMJ. Finally, sexual harrassment is it’s own charge and with it, comes long overdue sweeping changes.

Jeopardy Decorum