Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
722 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 days ago - ★★★★★ - 22.2K ratingsChristina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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508-Johnny Pemberton & Geoff Tate-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
July 17, 2019 03:30 - 3 hours - 375 MBThis episode of YMH is sponsored by Manscaped.com! Use code: MOM for 20% off! Our Jeans are missing a pant leg today, so Josh Potter begins the show with Tom in order to discuss this man who hates Vapes. Plus, more inside info about the documentary that has changed the world - "Home Here Now: Robert Paul Champagne." Yay! Christina is back! Also in studio jeans is actor and comedian Johnny Pemberton, who you may know from NBC's Superstore or the FOX sitcom Son of Zorn, but you SHOULD know from...
507-DMC-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
July 10, 2019 03:30 - 2 hours - 311 MBAs it turns out, the intro petition is gaining steam. Tom also starts the show bringing up his poll in regards to the future of "The Fart Mic." Thankfully Big Red is here to break up the tension. Your Mom's House continues to hear success stories about those inspired to start selling panties and feet pictures on the internet. Plus, more TikToks and an update on a recent appearance from Theo Von. The legendary DMC is now inside of Studio Jeans!! Tom and Christina realize immediately that he is...
506-Amanda Cerny & Steve Byrne-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
July 03, 2019 03:30 - 3 hours - 363 MBATTN: We here at YMH Studios would like to apologize on behalf of the entire production team for the error in the Intros length. We will strive henceforth to be diligent in providing what is required in terms of Intro expectations. We appreciate your patience as we look to rectify this situation going forward. A lively debate about who the "fan champ" is starts off the show before we do another dive into Christina's TikTok feed. What is everyone's "sneeze limit?" Christina also continues her ...
505-Theo Von-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
June 26, 2019 03:30 - 2 hours - 307 MBIf you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else." The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's future. Bah-bah-bap-bah-dahhh we're lovin' it again. Have you ever seen video's of protesters locking themselves to things? Plus another round of TikToks and OJ joins twitter. Josh Potter has returned from his trip to visit Robert Paul Champagne, he gives us a tease of what to look forward to. Plu...
504-TigerBelly-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
June 19, 2019 03:30 - 2 hours - 321 MBYour wish is the Mommies' command! Praise be the longer Intro! Miracles are abound today as we see how a man has overcome a very bad injury and what he intends to do with his new lease on life. Christina is worried about the poison in Tom's brain that he gets from watching murder shows, but the whole world is worried about Christina's brain because of TikTok. We see her latest discoveries. "Yo, that's a beautiful rainbow, doe" Tom is feeling the inspiration from the day and decides to embark ...
503-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
June 12, 2019 03:30 - 1 hour - 201 MBHello Mommies, her name is Battarina but don't you dare call her that! Christina starts this ep with showing us what TikTok's algorithm thinks she likes. And these are some of the COOLEST group of people you have ever seen! There's also a new show on TLC called "Too Fat to Transition" that Tom and Christina absolutely LOVE. The Charo Fart has touched so many lives and there is new merch to commemorate it available in the merch store! Tom and Christina give Charo a call to see how she feels ab...
502-Jim Gaffigan & Andrew Collin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
June 05, 2019 03:30 - 2 hours - 345 MBGet ready for another high and tight episode mommies! We start off the show with a classic cool girl we know everyone will love. We then get into Christina P's Tik Tok profile and why the sites algorithm keeps giving her the coolest people on the internet! We then check to see who at YMH has the lowest Uber rating. What's yours??? A neat video for Christina, and couple SOLID entries for #HorribleOrHilarious . We then welcome our first guest, Jim Gaffigan! He tells us about growing up Catholic...
501-Adam Ray & Maz Jobrani-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
May 29, 2019 03:30 - 2 hours - 324 MBHey, Mommy! We have a high and tight episode for you today! We start off the show with a trailer for a new TLC show that Tom and Christina instantly fall in love with, "sMothered," which leads to one of Christina's most foul "Would You Rathers." We also get into PROOF that Tom Segura pre-dates any of those Tinder instagram accounts that are trying to steal his joke from 2014! Then Christina and Tom reveal a fantasy they have about their son's swim teacher, and Christina reveals a new scandal:...
500-Brendon Urie-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
May 22, 2019 03:30 - 2 hours - 294 MBIt’s the big 500, Mommies!!! And we're pulling our jeans up so high and making them so tight, your insides will explode. We start things out with Big Time Tommy! Take it ease! Have you seen John Travolta’s Instagram?? Christina is obsessed with certain TikTok videos because she's a #CoolMom. Plus, a very exciting Episode 500 treat, an appearance from Top Dog and Charo that you do NOT want to miss! It's TMZ-worthy! Our guest for episode 500 is long time Mommy and lead singer of the band Pani...
499-Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
May 15, 2019 03:30 - 2 hours - 279 MBSaddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special people on there for sure. Many listeners/viewers have chimed in about Christina's weird lack of drying off and we also have a new Fart Simpson call! Plus, farts, John Travolta and a scandal regarding one of Tom's trademarked phrases! Next, joining us in studio is the duo behind the H3H3 Producti...
498-Sera Gamble & Heath Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
May 08, 2019 03:30 - 3 hours - 407 MBHELLO, MOMMIES! We're still reeling from all of the Robert Paul Champagne memes and content you've made for us. It's been overwhelming in all the best ways. Tom and Christina review some of the reaction to RPC coming on the show the last two weeks. Have you ever had a fart bully in your life? Is Emma Stone hot enough to be cast as Ryan Gosling's love interest? The Mommies debate. Next, Josh Potter is on the couch to wet our whistle for our first guest, Sera Gamble. Josh tells some wild storie...
497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
May 01, 2019 04:30 - 3 hours - 376 MBListen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the Cockroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champag...
496-Scott Thompson & Try It Out Guy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
April 24, 2019 03:30 - 2 hours - 312 MBFollowing Passover and Easter, The Mommies bring us the MOST holy day ever... Today we speak to the "Try It Out" guy, Robert! But before that we learn about Tom and Christina's first date when the Mommies ponder what dating would be like now. There is a Men's Hugging Group, which seems to be strictly social by nature!! Who on the YMH staff has the longest body hair?? We find out and award Zim with a Perfect Package from MANSCAPED. FINALLY.... ITS HAPPENING. The "Try It Out" guy is on the ph...
495-Rhett & Link-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
April 17, 2019 06:04 - 2 hours - 279 MBHi Mom, Hi Mommy. Want to see a REAL psycho? This woman is popping off so much, she is reminding Christina of her mother, back when she would pop off. There have been MONUMENTAL "Try It Out" revelations. Tom and Bart Chrysler went on the "Truth or Dab" spin-off of Sean Evans' HOT ONES. Tom and Christina enjoyed another night at The Staples Center to see Los Lakers, but was there enough B.B.C to please the main Mommy? Studio Jeans is packed up tight today and the Mommy Couch is filled to the...
494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
April 10, 2019 03:43 - 2 hours - 267 MBWhat can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride. No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey. Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
493-Kevin Christy & George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
April 03, 2019 03:30 - 3 hours - 417 MBIt's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in her telemarketing days. The main mommies went on an overnight trip that flared the TEMPERATURE WARS once again. Also, is TOMMY BAHAMA, the uniform of the DAD? And Tommy did a stand up set in Espanol. Next, the hilarious Kevin Christy jumps in and immediately gets into how appalling it is to si...
492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
March 27, 2019 03:30 - 1 hour - 186 MBOne of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans. By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs in the hot seat, eating progressively hotter wings while answering questions from the best host in the game, our guest, Sean. This one will go into the vaults as a fan favorite. There's love in the air, there's tons of water and the denim is thick here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
491-Jeff Ross-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
March 20, 2019 03:30 - 2 hours - 300 MBThe Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that. Jeff is open and honest and slings that roast joke advice for all you lookin to toast someone. PLUS, Josh Potter jumps in the seat and updates us on his attempt to, you know, finish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
490-Wheeler Walker Jr. Too Short & Kevin Blatt-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
March 13, 2019 03:24 - 3 hours - 404 MBMy oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who support them. R. Kelly being exhibit A. THEN, one of our all time faves - Wheeler Walker Jr. returns. He's married with a baby now, but will forever be the poon king to us. His voice is angelic but it's the way Ol' Wheeler doesn't hold back on anything that really wins over our hearts. NEXT, legendar...
489-Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson & Brendan Schaub
March 06, 2019 04:30 - 3 hours - 346 MBWe've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central's Corporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman are hilarious dudes who fit right in and amazingly, Jake suffers from the same problem that Josh Potter has - trouble finishing the sex. Can Jake coach Josh into creaming on command? AND Big Brown Brendan Schaub stops by. As always, hilarious and on POINT. He brings that BDE and the whole stu...
488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
February 27, 2019 04:30 - 2 hours - 244 MBWe had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking). Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime. Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time an...
487-Greg Fitzsimmons & Kyle Kinane - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
February 20, 2019 04:30 - 3 hours - 209 MBIf the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it! We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES crime shows. Who's the big psycho now? Dirty John is the truth and CP is obsessed. AND Jussie Smollett appears to be in some real trouble - we get into it. PLUS the great Greg Fitzsimmons joins us and as always is absolutely hilarious. AND Kyle Kinane is in the building - a long overdue get down ...
486-Danny Brown-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
February 13, 2019 04:30 - 2 hours - 224 MBThe Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome? Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over your ears and let this one remind you why you swore to the denim gods to begin with. AND, we found a guy that is SO COOL he actually breaks the mold of the Cool Guy Club and we think he has formed a new club? Just wait til you hear what this Nick fella has to say. Learn more about your ad choic...
485-Big Daddy Kane-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
February 06, 2019 04:30 - 2 hours - 242 MBWho cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio. We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about coming up in the rap game, writing hit songs and did something actually happen with Madonna?!? This is an epic episode that will forever live in Tommy's heart. From our jeans to yours, let out your best, SUP KANE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
484-Yoshi & Redban - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
January 31, 2019 01:26 - 3 hours - 306 MBWhat kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it. Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was Uncle Terry faking it? Here's a test. All time favorite derelict Yoshi is back! He talks about more medical experimenting, prostitutes and uses his astute ear to guess which porn performer is screaming into his headphones. Be sure to listen to The Last Days of August available now on audible. ...
483-Neal Brennan & Pete Holmes - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
January 23, 2019 04:30 - 4 hours - 379 MBThis one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here. PLUS, what is really up with our Uncle Terry? Is he shameless or liberated? We discuss. AND did Tommy ruin a romantic shower with Tina by letting his raisin cake open up? Find out. We also have Neal Brennan, who is featured on Comedians Of The World, which just came out on Netflix. He also released 3 Mics, a...
482-Liza Treyger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
January 16, 2019 04:30 - 2 hours - 224 MBSometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one. PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new set. Will our corporate sponsor help explain the choices we made? We hope so. AND The Cool Guy Club keeps growing. What's that? Well, we just happen to luck out and have a lot of cool guys appear on our show. This week might have the coolest guy of all. He's a toy reviewer! AND the very funny L...
481-Dr. Drew, Ryan Sickler, Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
January 09, 2019 04:30 - 3 hours - 390 MBIt's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows. It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight. When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea. PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in. AND, they are joined by ...
480-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
January 02, 2019 04:30 - 2 hours - 199 MBWell Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim. Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the "old" home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot, Studio Jeans. Christina and Tom recall all the studio they've done the show in and explore a very nice young man who is looking for a nice thin virgin to accompany him to pain clinics. Plus, we have the FX producer from Tip Toes on the phone AND Josh Potter is back to not talk about serial kil...
479-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
December 19, 2018 04:30 - 2 hours - 207 MBShe's back, comedian, radio-host and jitterbug dancer, Nikki Glaser is in the building for an instant classic. We review some of the cool, neat, raw men with Nikki since she's single and we think most of these guys are too. Plus Fart Simpson can retire now. His most epic prank call ever had us laughing so hard we played it 3 times! Goodnight, Julia! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
478-Adam Ray-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
December 12, 2018 04:30 - 2 hours - 247 MBUh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, "No, thank you" to the Academy and comedians around the world are forever grateful. Plus we have the good stuff. An amazing YMH EXCLUSIVE! It turns out that Julia kept an extra video from Joe and she's held on to it all this time until now. We have that video! Get that vomit bag ready for another winner from Joe. Comedian/actor Adam...
477-Kyle Dunnigan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
December 05, 2018 04:30 - 3 hours - 273 MBOh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages! AND the great and hilarious KYLE DUNNIGAN joins us in studio to discuss his amazing instagram videos, his chaotic dating life, a faster path to SMASHING and how much $ it would take to spend the night with a lady nobody finds attractive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
476-Fahim Anwar-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
November 28, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 165 MBDarts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together. We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible or Hilarious is sure to make you HOWL! The "Julia" submissions keep making us laugh and you give us some great advice on Tom's scrum problem (Christina's mouth problem). AND the great Fahim Anwar sits with us to discuss his new sketch special GOAT FACE, which can be seen on Comedy Central as thi...
475-Ryan Sickler & Sean Anders - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
November 21, 2018 04:30 - 2 hours - 213 MBJeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood. We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and currently #1 on iTunes. It's definitely worth your time - go ahead and check that one out, playa! AND, Sean Anders the writer-director of INSTANT FAMILY stops by for a long conversation. It's real and neat and raw. This is one of our faves in a long time, JULIA. Mmwaahh! Learn more about your ...
474-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
November 14, 2018 04:30 - 1 hour - 114 MBFire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms. We wanted to try and get a quick episode in before we evacuate. We were able to have some laughs and just be super silly which was probably more for us than ever before. These fires are freaky and deadly and we're just happy we had a moment to get our family together before taking off. Thanks for all you thoughts, Je...
473-Tom Green-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
November 07, 2018 04:30 - 1 hour - 169 MBA dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's. We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to his pranks, how his life changed and what he's up to today. PLUS, more ridiculous clips that you send in and a whole lot more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
472-Whitney Cummings-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
October 31, 2018 03:30 - 2 hours - 235 MBChristina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean. Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email questions and two remarkable lady guests. First, the great Whitney Cummings is a great, hilarious hang. We get into it with her in all the best ways. AND Kate Chastain from Bravo TV's hit show, Below Deck joins us to discuss all things Yachty. Get ready to fantasize with us. Learn more about your...
471-Annie Lederman-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
October 24, 2018 05:45 - 2 hours - 200 MBThe internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way. Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who also has what appears to be a most disloyal wife! Plus what makes you feel better than really cheap people who express how cheap they are on a reality show. Listen and you'll see what we mean. And the very funny and open Annie Lederman joins us in studio. She shares incredible and sometimes enragi...
470-Chad Daniels-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P and Tom Segura
October 17, 2018 03:16 - 2 hours - 172 MBComedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask the women of Asia, where Chad smashed for a week straight a few years back when he was filming I Need You To Kill, the documentary he appeared in with Tom and Pete Lee. This week we feature more deeply troubled people. Are they high? Not sure. Are they mentally stable? Doesn't appear so. Plus you ...
469-Felipe Esparza-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
October 10, 2018 03:30 - 2 hours - 233 MBPull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic. We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn't feel more connected to the barista that (apparently) told her to get off her phone. This is a rare feat for us since normally Tommy is plotting barista harm. Don't worry, later we find a customer who is Tommy's soul mate - for all the wrong reasons. PLUS, the great Josh Potter joins us in st...
468-Finesse Mitchell-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
October 03, 2018 03:30 - 2 hours - 223 MBBurps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too! Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
467-H3 Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
September 26, 2018 05:53 - 2 hours - 325 MBPull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man? Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh. Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us. They are delightful, hilarious and...
466-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
September 19, 2018 03:30 - 2 hoursWe have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT! So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle. Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No. An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt. AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor...
465-Doug Mellard-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
September 12, 2018 03:30 - 1 hourJada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge. The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious. We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more. Pull em up! Learn ...
464-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
September 05, 2018 03:30 - 2 hoursA lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you? Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now). Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out. The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?! Learn more about yo...
463-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
August 29, 2018 04:34 - 1 hourThe jeans are back and ready to pull them up! There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions. PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better! Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message. Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeba...
462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
August 22, 2018 03:30 - 2 hoursBeep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step. We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24. We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic. Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animatio...
461-Brad Williams-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
August 15, 2018 03:30 - 2 hoursNothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's struck by his own "hilarious" thought. We may have found some competition for Top Dog this week. PLUS, if you are a lady or a ZER do you want a man/zim to treat you like the perfect little princess that you are? Gross. And why do all those girls talk like that, Britttany?!? We are joined in studio ...
460-Matt Braunger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
August 08, 2018 03:30 - 2 hoursDone with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect? Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the world. Please share your grief dances with us! Loud cell phone talkers - please stop or get shot (something we're working on). The great Matt Braunger returns to the show with a lot of hilarious insight. Check out Matt's new podcast, Advice From a Dip S**t with Matt Braunger. Learn more about yo...
459-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
August 01, 2018 22:20 - 1 hourThis episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW. Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world. There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in. AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much mo...