You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast

Jason X (Bonus)

May 19, 2021 05:00 - 33 minutes - 46.1 MB

Let the defrosting process begin! It’s time for us to go back in time to discuss the future, as we rocket through the final episode of Jason X. Join us as we let the bodies hit the floor… of outer space — one last time.

Jason X (Minutes 78:00-91:00)

May 12, 2021 05:00 - 23 minutes - 32.2 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss going home, side-splitting spacewalks, and a gleeful reentry, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Jason X.

Jason X (Minutes 65:00-78:00)

May 05, 2021 05:00 - 20 minutes - 28.3 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss package uploads, Jason’s dramatic weight loss, and money shots, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason X.

Jason X (Minutes 52:00-65:00)

April 28, 2021 05:00 - 17 minutes - 24.4 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss a questionable greenhouse, smallpox prevention, and increasing the odds, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason X.

Jason X (Minutes 39:00-52:00)

April 21, 2021 05:00 - 14 minutes - 20.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss Predator cosplay, a WTF BFG, and working your fingers to the bone as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason X.

Jason X (Minutes 26:00-39:00)

April 14, 2021 05:00 - 26 minutes - 36.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss passing grades, falling nipples, and virtual reality barfing as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason X.

Part X: Jason X (Minutes 13:00-26:00)

April 07, 2021 05:00 - 15 minutes - 21.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss a farewell to arm, Wing Commander, and Beowulf as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason X.

Jason X (Minutes 13:00-26:00)

April 07, 2021 05:00 - 15 minutes - 21.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss a farewell to arm, Wing Commander, and Beowulf as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason X.

Part X: Jason X (Minutes 00:00-13:00)

March 31, 2021 05:00 - 38 minutes - 52.4 MB

In the Season X premiere, Greg and Brian discuss Jason’s fiery insides, Jason’s lukewarm appearance, and Jason’s icy demise, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason X.

Jason X (Minutes 00:00-13:00)

March 31, 2021 05:00 - 38 minutes - 52.4 MB

In the Season X premiere, Greg and Brian discuss Jason’s fiery insides, Jason’s lukewarm appearance, and Jason’s icy demise, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason X.

Jason Goes to Hell (Bonus)

January 20, 2021 06:00 - 27 minutes - 37.2 MB

Eat your heart out — it’s time to put everyone (especially the hosts) out of their misery as we’ve mercifully reached the final episode of the Final Friday. Join us as we lay everything out on the autopsy table and worm-wiggle our way to Hell one last time.

Part IX: Jason Goes to Hell (Bonus)

January 20, 2021 06:00 - 27 minutes - 37.2 MB

Eat your heart out — it’s time to put everyone (especially the hosts) out of their misery as we’ve mercifully reached the final episode of the Final Friday. Join us as we lay everything out on the autopsy table and worm-wiggle our way to Hell one last time.

Part IX: Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 78:00-90:00)

January 13, 2021 06:00 - 26 minutes - 35.7 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss tunneling expeditions, a floor-shattering return, and a Nightmare of an ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-90:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 78:00-90:00)

January 13, 2021 06:00 - 26 minutes - 35.7 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss tunneling expeditions, a floor-shattering return, and a Nightmare of an ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-90:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Part IX: Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 65:00-78:00)

January 06, 2021 06:00 - 20 minutes - 28.2 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss ninja jumps, watching the willy, and a Gunfight at the Joey B Corral, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 65:00-78:00)

January 06, 2021 06:00 - 20 minutes - 28.2 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss ninja jumps, watching the willy, and a Gunfight at the Joey B Corral, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Part IX: Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 52:00-65:00)

December 30, 2020 06:00 - 14 minutes - 20.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss horrible protagonists, being trapped in the closet, and questionable liaisons as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 52:00-65:00)

December 30, 2020 06:00 - 14 minutes - 20.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss horrible protagonists, being trapped in the closet, and questionable liaisons as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Part IX: Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 39:00-52:00)

December 23, 2020 06:00 - 27 minutes - 37.3 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss prolonged school spirit, ordering a pizza, and fingering in a jail cell, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 39:00-52:00)

December 23, 2020 06:00 - 27 minutes - 37.3 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss prolonged school spirit, ordering a pizza, and fingering in a jail cell, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Part IX: Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 26:00-39:00)

December 16, 2020 06:00 - 19 minutes - 27.1 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss an aversion to rubber, return-address issues, and unusual grooming rituals as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 26:00-39:00)

December 16, 2020 06:00 - 19 minutes - 27.1 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss an aversion to rubber, return-address issues, and unusual grooming rituals as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Part IX: Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 13:00-26:00)

December 09, 2020 06:00 - 36 minutes - 50.3 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss… you know what, you wouldn’t believe us if we told you. Just listen as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 13:00-26:00)

December 09, 2020 06:00 - 36 minutes - 50.3 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss… you know what, you wouldn’t believe us if we told you. Just listen as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Part IX: Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 00:00-13:00)

December 02, 2020 06:00 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MB

In the Season 9 premiere, we discuss a New Line of thinking, New York Mets fans, and new traps, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Jason Goes to Hell (Minutes 00:00-13:00)

December 02, 2020 06:00 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MB

In the Season 9 premiere, we discuss a New Line of thinking, New York Mets fans, and new traps, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Bonus)

October 14, 2020 05:00 - 33 minutes - 45.4 MB

Now that we’ve completed our tour of New York City’s finest alleys and tunnels, it’s time to take a closer look at missed opportunities, hot dog water, and memorializing the senior class of Lakeview High School, as we slice and dice our way through Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, one last time.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Minutes 91:00-100:00)

October 07, 2020 05:00 - 20 minutes - 28.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss an unfortunate unmasking, toxic relationships, and seriously what the hell is that ending all about, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-100:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Minutes 78:00-91:00)

September 30, 2020 05:00 - 18 minutes - 24.9 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss the Uncle of the Year, an unlucky strap-hanger, and a rapper’s delight, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Minutes 65:00-78:00)

September 23, 2020 05:00 - 13 minutes - 18.5 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss Rico Suave, Mountain Dew, and taking a shot at the title, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Minutes 52:00-65:00)

September 16, 2020 05:00 - 17 minutes - 24.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss the pen being mightier than the machete, collateral damage, and being navigationally challenged, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Minutes 39:00-52:00)

September 09, 2020 05:00 - 20 minutes - 28.5 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss goddamn millennials, all hands on deck, and dropping another anchor, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Minutes 26:00-39:00)

September 02, 2020 05:00 - 16 minutes - 22.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss Bachelor #1, mean girls, and Ken Jeong, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Minutes 13:00-26:00)

August 26, 2020 05:00 - 22 minutes - 34.2 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss coming around 180-degrees, bad parking jobs, and a magic porthole, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Minutes 00:00-13:00)

August 19, 2020 05:00 - 41 minutes - 63.7 MB

In the Season 8 premiere, Greg and Brian get the adrenaline pumpin’ by discussing old-fashioned chocolate milk, early nipples, and bungee-cord intestines, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

A Very Special Episode

July 01, 2020 05:00 - 18 minutes - 12.9 MB

Brian is concerned about Greg’s new addiction and wonders if it could change their friendship—and their podcast—FOREVER! Or, at least for the next month or two. Tune in to find out what happens. You’re All Doomed is recorded in front of a live studio audience. Theme Song: Ominous3 (Calm Version) by PeriTune | http://peritune.com Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Part VII: The New Blood (Bonus)

June 24, 2020 05:00 - 20 minutes - 28 MB

Now that the New Blood has been spilled, it’s time for us to take a closer look at the inspiration for the sleeping-bag kill, psychic phenomena, and jumping the shark, as we slice and dice our way through Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood, one last time.

Part VII: The New Blood (Minutes 78:00-88:00)

June 17, 2020 05:00 - 23 minutes - 32.5 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss the cupboard under the stairs, sittin’ on the dock of the lake, and goop, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-88:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Part VII: The New Blood (Minutes 65:00-78:00)

June 10, 2020 05:00 - 22 minutes - 31 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss Dr. Crews the dick, Jason’s arsenal, and Tina getting an upgrade, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Part VII: The New Blood (Minutes 52:00-65:00)

June 03, 2020 05:00 - 16 minutes - 22.1 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss some of the finest science fiction magazines, our old friend Jazz, and personal penis enlargers as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Part VII: The New Blood (Minutes 39:00-52:00)

May 27, 2020 05:00 - 15 minutes - 21.6 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss a buttocks clause, falling bodies, and a missing earring, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Part VII: The New Blood (Minutes 26:00-39:00)

May 20, 2020 05:00 - 16 minutes - 22.9 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss a sleeping bag, the Gargantuan Throngar, and a photo of a cousin, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Part VII: The New Blood (Minutes 13:00-26:00)

May 13, 2020 05:00 - 20 minutes - 28.3 MB

In this episode, hear us discuss a lurking Dr. Crews, reviving a submerged friend, and the Worst. Birthday. Ever. as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Part VII: The New Blood (Minutes 00:00-13:00)

May 06, 2020 05:00 - 22 minutes - 30.8 MB

In the Season 7 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss an old friend’s narration, not drinking anymore, and playing with matches, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (Bonus)

April 29, 2020 05:00 - 38 minutes - 52.9 MB

Who do you think we are — a couple of fart heads? Just like Tommy, we can’t let Jason rest, so we’re back to discuss the Journey of Tommy Jarvis, diverging from the origin story, and more, as we slice and dice our way through Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI, one last time. Closing Theme Song: He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask) — STRVNGERS https://www.instagram.com/strvngersband/

You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast

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