You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast
177 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 17 ratingsFriday the 13th... thirteen minutes at a time.
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Fan Film #17 (Season Finale) – Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines
December 31, 2023 06:00 - 2 hours - 81.6 MBIt’s time to conclude our fan-film coverage (for now) with Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines. We also discuss the Final Chapter of You're All Doomed, taking a break from Friday the 13th, and what we have planned for our next project. Don't worry, just like Jason's final chapter, we'll be back... Main podcast theme song (S3-S14): "Groovie Goalie" – Chris Holland https://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com/ S14 Finale closing song: "Friday the 13th" – Sam Douglass https://samdouglas...
Victim No Morons
December 04, 2023 06:00 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MBIn case you needed a reminder – we're idiots.
Fan Film #16: Victim No More
December 01, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 69.8 MBOne lesson Pamela Voorhees never taught her son is that he should never mess with a woman. We discuss Jason finally get his comeuppance in the lastest fan film, Victim No More. Closing theme song: City Lights - Mike McGraner Produced by Mike McGraner & Ian Malachai Written & performed by Mike McGraner Mixed & Mastered by Ian Malachai © 2019 Mike McGraner https://mikemcgraner.bandcamp.com/track/city-lights
Fan Film #15: Never Hike Alone 2
October 16, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBEveryone knows that you should never hike hungry, never hike drunk, never hike naked, and most definitely never hike drunk-naked. But what you SHOULD always do is listen to us discuss the latest (and final?) installment of the Never Hike series – Never Hike Alone 2.
Killing Time #2
October 13, 2023 05:00 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBIt's a national holiday here at You're All Doomed HQ. We discuss the Never Hike Alone 2 trailer, the just-announced Halloween TV series, and... Bigfoot?
Fan Film #14: Voorhees Night of the Beast
September 20, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 90 MBThere's something in those trees, and it ain't no man. It ain't Jason Voorhees, either. It's, well... you'll see. "Crystal Lake" – performed by Primal Apathy Music: Travis Justice; Vocal Melody: Gaylon Tyner; Lyrics: Gaylon Tyner and Gary Swift; Drums: John Ollis' 2022 https://primalapathy.bandcamp.com/
Fan Film #13: The Fall of Camp Blood
August 23, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 83 MBYou can change the name, you can destroy the camp, but will you be able to tell apart the four blonde girls in this movie? We do our best as we make our way through the next Friday the 13th fan film, The Fall of Camp Blood. Sail Away Tiny Sparrow Written by Harry Manfredini Performed by Anthony Brummer, Dylan Painter, Evan Winter
Fan Film #12: Jason Unleashed
July 20, 2023 05:00 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MBHold me closer, tiny Jason Count the bodies on the treeway Cover your head in sheets of linen You had a busy day today
Fan Film #11: Here Comes the Night Part III
June 30, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBYou know what they say: It’s always dawnest before the dark… or something like that. Find out what that means when the night comes — for a third time — with Here Comes the Night: Part III, a Friday the 13th Fan Film.
Fan Film #10: Rose Blood
June 01, 2023 05:00 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MBAs Poison once sang, every rose has its blood, but what they didn't know is that this rose also has Tina powers! Join us as we discuss Rose Blood, the kind-of sequel to Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.
Fan Film #9: Here Comes the Night Part 2
April 26, 2023 05:00 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MBLook out! Here comes the night... again! Only this time we get some Roy Burns cosplay, screwcap wine bottles, and a lesson on how not to make s'mores.
Fan Film #8: Jason Rising
March 23, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBGrab your plastic wrap because it's time for another fan film episode. This time we're discussing Jason Rising, where we learn exactly what happens once mommy loses her head.
Fan Film #7: His Name was Jason
February 15, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 89.9 MBThere are friends, there are acquaintances, and then there are these three knuckleheads who thought it would be a good idea to go deer hunting in the woods near Camp Crystal Lake. BIG mistake! His Name was Jason — A Film by Dave Brown Closing song: Take a Bullet for You by Bourbon Crow
Killing Time: Episode 1
February 01, 2023 06:00 - 34 minutes - 19.6 MBThis episode, we take a bit of a detour to discuss the upcoming Crystal Lake series, Friday the 13th: The Game, and Halloween Ends (because, why not?).
Fan Film #6: Voorhees
January 13, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBWe'd like to report a robbery! In this episode, find out why Camp Crystal Lake might be great for a summer getaway, but not so much for a bank-heist getaway.
Fan Film #5: Vengeance
November 14, 2022 15:05 - 2 hours - 45.2 MBIt's family reunion time at Camp Crystal Lake, and we're serving up a heaping portion of Vengeance right along side Aunt Ginny's famous potato salad. Pull up a lawn chair and find out what Jason's daddy has been up to.
Fan Film #4: Here Comes the Night
October 20, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBIf you haven't renewed your subscription to Drip Dry magazine, now would be a good time, because we're discussing the Friday the 13th fan film Here Comes the Night.
Fan Film #3: Jason Lives Again
September 28, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 96 MBIf you like tent unzippings and unintelligable dialogue, you're in for a treat! Head across the pond with us as we discuss the first (?) international entry into the Friday the 13th fan films. Bloody hell!
THE DEAD SPEAK! (New Line Teaser Reaction)
September 04, 2022 23:12 - 25 minutes - 35.3 MBWe're desperate for some Friday the 13th news, so of course we're going to record an episode to respond to New Line Cinema's recent ambiguous post on Instagram.
Friday the 13th: Part 13 — Bonus
June 22, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBIf you like listening to us spend a lot of time talking about how we spent a lot of time talking about Jason Voorhees, this is the episode for you! We grade our own work, try to learn from our mistakes, and wonder what our next assignment will be.
Friday the 13th: Part 13 — Part Six (The End)
June 15, 2022 05:00 - 38 minutes - 53.4 MBThings are heating up at Camp Crystal Lake. It’s time for the exciting conclusion of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.
Friday the 13th: Part 13 — Part Five
June 08, 2022 05:00 - 13 minutes - 19.1 MBThe only thing shorter than this episode is Jason’s temper. You like kills? We’ve got kills! Check out episode 5 as we podcast our way through Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.
Friday the 13th: Part 13 — Part Four
June 01, 2022 05:00 - 22 minutes - 30.5 MBYou might want to call in some reinforcements as you listen to us podcast our way through the next episode of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.
Friday the 13th: Part 13 — Part Three
May 25, 2022 05:00 - 19 minutes - 27.3 MBKnock-knock! Who's there? It's Jason! Check out episode 3 as we podcast our way through Friday the 13th: Part 13.
Friday the 13th: Part 13 — Part Two
May 18, 2022 05:00 - 33 minutes - 46.5 MBWe got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we! This week we actually come up with a name for the movie.
Friday the 13th: Part 13 — Part One
May 13, 2022 05:00 - 22 minutes - 31.5 MBWe got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we!
Fan Film #2: Never Hike in the Snow
April 08, 2022 05:00 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MBBundle up as we discuss the frigid #Fridaythe13th fan film, Never Hike in the Snow. Once again, our special musical guest is @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/ Theme song: Murder at the Jarvis House — The Jasons #NeverHikeAlone #NeverHikeintheSnow #WompStompFilms #Fridaythe13th #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake #Podcast #MoviesbyMinutes
Never Hike in the Snow (Friday the 13th Fan Film)
April 08, 2022 05:00 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MBBundle up as we discuss the frigid #Fridaythe13th fan film, Never Hike in the Snow. Once again, our special musical guest is @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/ Theme song: Murder at the Jarvis House — The Jasons #NeverHikeAlone #NeverHikeintheSnow #WompStompFilms #Fridaythe13th #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake #Podcast #MoviesbyMinutes
Fan Film #1: Never Hike Alone
April 01, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBNo fooling — we’re back! This time we’re discussing the gold standard of #Fridaythe13th fan films, Never Hike Alone. We also have a special musical guest, @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/ Theme song: It’s Still Crystal Lake to Me (No Matter What They Called it in Part 6) — The Jasons (This episode is dedicated to Hikerman5000)
Never Hike Alone (Friday the 13th Fan Film)
April 01, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBNo fooling — we’re back! This time we’re discussing the gold standard of #Fridaythe13th fan films, Never Hike Alone. We also have a special musical guest, @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/ Theme song: It’s Still Crystal Lake to Me (No Matter What They Called it in Part 6) — The Jasons (This episode is dedicated to Hikerman5000)
A Very Doomed Conversation (Part 3)
December 15, 2021 13:44 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MBWe may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in the conclusion of this three-part discussion.
A Very Doomed Conversation (Part 2)
December 08, 2021 06:00 - 45 minutes - 62.4 MBWe may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in Part 2 of this three-part discussion.
A Very Doomed Conversation (Part 1)
December 01, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBWe may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in Part 1 of this three-part discussion.
Friday the 13th (2009) — Minutes 104:00-107:00 + Bonus
November 10, 2021 06:00 - 40 minutes - 54.9 MBAs Boyz II Men once said — it’s so hard to say goodbye. But that’s what we must do in the final episode of the final (?) season of the podcast. Listen as we bid farewell to Jason Voorhees, Camp Crystal Lake, and Friday the 13th… one last time.
Friday the 13th (2009) — Minutes 91:00-104:00
November 03, 2021 05:00 - 15 minutes - 21.4 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss a school bus, saying hello to mommy, and another ambiguous ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-104:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Friday the 13th (2009) — Minutes 78:00-91:00
October 27, 2021 05:00 - 16 minutes - 23.2 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss no found footage, unnecessary menace, and thinning the herd, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Friday the 13th (2009) — Minutes 65:00-78:00
October 20, 2021 05:00 - 17 minutes - 23.8 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss stupendous boobs, juicy boobs, and perfect nipple placement, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Friday the 13th (2009) — Minutes 52:00-65:00
October 13, 2021 05:00 - 9 minutes - 12.6 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss an enlightening moment, tool maintenance, and pricey booze, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Friday the 13th (2009) — Minutes 39:00-52:00
October 06, 2021 05:00 - 19 minutes - 26.8 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss an amorous mannequin, acquiring the mask (again), and archery skills, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Friday the 13th (2009) — Minutes 26:00-39:00
September 29, 2021 05:00 - 20 minutes - 28.6 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss poor police work, Green Day, and local yokels, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Friday the 13th (2009) — Minutes 13:00-26:00
September 22, 2021 05:00 - 28 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss baking powder, stolen artifacts, and a very cold open, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Friday the 13th (2009) — Minutes 00:00-13:00
September 15, 2021 05:00 - 27 minutes - 37.8 MBIn the Season 12 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss reboots vs. sequels, family portraits, and urine, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).
Freddy vs. Jason (91:00-97:00 + Bonus)
August 13, 2021 05:00 - 48 minutes - 66 MBWake up! This nightmare is finally over. It’s time for us to journey between dreams and reality to battle our way through the final episode of the Freddy vs. Jason season. Anything can happen… BITCH!
Freddy vs. Jason (Minutes 78:00-91:00)
August 11, 2021 05:00 - 18 minutes - 25.3 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss Freddy being a dick, the end of a child’s destiny, and the main event, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
Freddy vs. Jason (Minutes 65:00-78:00)
August 04, 2021 05:00 - 26 minutes - 35.9 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss a pinball wizard, Crystal Lake memories, and Jason and Freddy taking flight, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
Freddy vs. Jason (Minutes 52:00-65:00)
July 28, 2021 05:00 - 24 minutes - 33.9 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss one-hour photos, sacrificing virgins, and wacky tobaccy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
Freddy vs. Jason (Minutes 39:00-52:00)
July 21, 2021 05:00 - 14 minutes - 20.2 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss locker shenanigans, children of the corn, and bath time, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
Freddy vs. Jason (Minutes 26:00-39:00)
July 14, 2021 05:00 - 17 minutes - 24.2 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss broken rhymes, broken ankles, and broken anatomy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
Freddy vs. Jason (Minutes 13:00-26:00)
July 07, 2021 05:00 - 20 minutes - 28.1 MBIn this episode, hear us discuss foldaway beds, dream analysis, and being alright, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.
Freddy vs. Jason (Minutes 00:00-13:00)
June 30, 2021 05:00 - 32 minutes - 44.1 MBIn the Season 11 premiere, Greg and Brian climb into the ring to discuss Nightmare stuff, the stuff of nightmares, and nightmares at camp, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.