Xena Warrior Business
159 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 78 ratingsA mighty podcast forged in the heat of battle, all about Xena Warrior Princess!
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S5E1 - Monotheism be Hitting Different
April 16, 2021 10:30 - 46 minutes - 26.6 MBWe start season 5 off on a high note: Xena and Gabrielle are dead. Anyway, we're doing bible! It's an episode about bible, in a way that only Xena Warrior Princess can give us. Our heroes get caught up in a war between good and evil, and Callisto is there too. Will Chris clarify the meaning of Cultural Christianity, or will Ally have to walk through hell alone, with only the mental image of wheels covered in eyes for company? We talk about Season 5 Episode 1 of Xena Warrior Princess: Fall...
CENA WRESTLER BUSINESS
April 01, 2021 11:00 - 50 minutes - 29.8 MBIn a time of wrestling gods, brawlers, and rings, the people cried out for a hero... and his name was John Cena! From heel to hero, John Cena and his incredibly thick body have captivated the hearts and minds of kids, bros and wrestling fans alike. Stone Cold Chris Sims and Mixed-Martial Ally watch his iconic I Quit match against JB in an attempt to better understand basic thuganomics. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. A...
Gabbysode #12 - Young Hercules (aka REAL Hercules)
March 26, 2021 11:30 - 49 minutes - 29.7 MBFlat-earthers beware: Ryan Gosling has entered the chat. Chris and Ally have finally watched some Young Hercules. It had child star turned A-list celeb Ryan Gosling in the titular role, and was the first Renaissance Pictures action pack show that was made both for AND about kids. How does this show compare to the Legendary Journeys, which will no longer be watched or discussed on this podcast? Find out in this episode! We watched the first three episodes of Young Hercules! Follow us on ...
S4E22 - Vigilante Underwear
March 12, 2021 13:30 - 53 minutes - 30.5 MBAs the old saying goes, always the Joxer, never the Xena. Season 4 gave us a lot of talk about reincarnation, so what better way to wrap things up than with some wacky modern reincarnation hijinks! Chris and Ally reflect on clip shows, y2k, and Renee O'Connor's directorial debut! We also get another iconic Xena kiss, in the only way we're allowed to have it. Finally, we ask the questions: if you were never really born, will you ever really die? We talk about Season 4 Episode 22 of Xena W...
S4E21 - March Fifteenth
February 26, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 39.6 MB"I am just so tired of fake friends." -Julius Caesar It's the ides of March, y'all!!! Come for the major historical event, stay for Chris's excellent Callisto impression. Both hosts are torn on how they feel about the Xena Revisionist History, but Ally is happy to let the Shakespeare nerd leap out. Will Julius Caesar crown himself emperor on March 15th???? or will, uh... something else happen instead? We talk about Season 4 Episode 21 of Xena Warrior Princess: The Ides of March. Follo...
S4E20 - Pompey Circumstance
February 12, 2021 14:30 - 48 minutes - 28 MBOh Gabby, we're really in the endgame now! With the Amazons at risk of dying out, Xena kidnaps Brutus to use him against the Roman triumvirate. Meanwhile, Gabrielle has to prove that she's still a fierce leader despite being a pacifist, and a spunky new Amazon warrior shows off her very special hat. We talk about Season 4 Episode 20 of Xena Warrior Princess: ENDGAME. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi....
S419 - Takes Horse to Know Horse
January 29, 2021 14:00 - 45 minutes - 26.9 MBWhodunnit? WHO CARES! It's a real Xena She Wrote in this goofy episode. When a bounty hunter turns up dead, it's up to Xena and the gang to find the murderer before Discord (the goddess of unmoderated teenage chatrooms) drags an innocent to hell instead. This episode's got everything: party boys! bondage jokes! a murder horse! And as we near the end of Season 4, Chris and Ally have two important questions to ask: Why was Gabrielle born so beautiful? Why was she born at all? We talk about...
S4E18 - Horse Grumbles
January 15, 2021 15:00 - 58 minutes - 36.7 MBChris and Ally survived 2020 exclusively to talk about the Xena episode with one of the best scripts... and some of the dumbest fight stuff in the entire series. Joxer has his first kill, Najara has her second appearance, Gabrielle invents smoke bombs and Rob Tapert pushes the boundaries of the concept of suspending one's disbelief. Also featured in this episode is a chat about the numerous ancient greek video games people have been playing lately. Anyway, subscribe to our OnlyHercules... ...
S4E17 - Ancient Greek Message of Peace
December 11, 2020 10:30 - 56 minutes - 33.7 MBIt's time to get meta with this one-off episode all about Ancient Greek The Producers. While Xena goes off to take care of a warlord in the next town over, Gabrielle runs into a pair of theater producers, who teach her that you can make more money with a flop than a hit. Now where have we heard that one before...? We talk about Season 4 Episode 17 of Xena Warrior Princess: THE PLAY'S THE THING. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BU...
Gabbysode #11 - Uberfic Revisited
December 04, 2020 11:00 - 52 minutes - 31.7 MBIn this bonus episode, Chris and Ally (aka Carlos Von Dracula and Skye V. Hickle) sift through a sea of broken links to find two more uberfics to read and discuss with you all. Brace yourself for some SMEXY fanfiction. We read some more Xena Warrior Princess Uber fanfiction! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness
S4E16 - The Disclaimer
November 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBWe've finally made it through the the India Arc, which ended just as it began: with wildly graphic dismemberment. This controversial episode inspired anger from Hindu protesters and halfhearted disclaimers from the showrunners. Will Xena give up her warrior ways to protect her karma, or will she finally learn the true meaning of The Way. WITH UNDERSTANDING COMES TOLERANCE. We talk about Season 4 Episode 16 of Xena Warrior Princess: THE WAY. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This pod...
S4E15 - The Girl With the Sapphic Tattoo
November 13, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 37.6 MBAs you know, if you die in Greece, you go to Tartarus. If you die in the Matrix, you die in real life. But if you die in India (noted land of exotic mystery), you get reincarnated. Xena has to face an enemy trying to mess with her karmic reincarnated self! It just makes sense! Come for the best use of a swear word on network television, stay for the in-depth discussion of death as a localized concept. From Gabby’s queerly subtextual haircut to Xena’s sapphic foot tattoo, this episode catapul...
S4E14 - India Stuff
October 23, 2020 09:00 - 58 minutes - 35.6 MBIn search of inner peace, Gabrielle leads Xena to a mystical and exotic land of snake charmers, sword swallowers, and a rainfall of dismembered limbs! We've been dreading this arc for years, but, devi or not, it's finally time to talk about Xena's trip to India. In this episode, Chris and Ally admit to some of their own mistakes while also exploring the mistakes of Xena Warrior Princess, a show that existed in a time where people had different cultural biases. We're putting out a hot dad a...
S4E13 - A Very Subtle Bed
October 09, 2020 09:30 - 59 minutes - 32.9 MBListeners, draw yourself a relaxing bath and tuck yourself into your yin yang bed, because we're finally talking about Paradise Found, an episode that feels like a Star Trek shore leave one shot! Xena and Gabrielle fall down a hole and find themselves in a magical land of ~YOGA~! Gabrielle is looking for inner peace, while Xena's just looking for the exit. Gabrielle is graceful, flexible and strong, while Xena turns into a were-rat! Don't need nothing but a good time! Follow us on twitter...
S4E12 - Where's Your Sports Bra, Gabrielli?
September 25, 2020 07:30 - 52 minutes - 33.5 MBFolks, a tragedy has struck. Pour one out for Gabrielle’s good outfit. The green sports bra is no more. Other than that, this episode is a one-off filler Cinderella story with bad wigs for Aphrodite, a possible Marx Brothers deep cut for Ally, and plenty of jokes for Chris to laugh at. See you at the crossroads... Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. gPodcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at...
S4E11 - A Kidnapping for a Kidnapping Makes the Whole World Kidnapped
September 11, 2020 08:00 - 45 minutes - 27.2 MBThis is episode of Xena Warrior Princess where everything about it is... just a little bit worse than it needed to be. It's a rehash of the last Hoarde episode, only this time a blonde, white woman is involved! So... it's different?? I guess? Chris and Ally deal with it, but aren't all that excited about it. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. gPodcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.p...
Gabbysode #10 - Monkey Business (pilot)
August 28, 2020 08:00 - 50 minutes - 32.4 MBThis Patreon-funded bonus episode is actually the pilot episode for Chris and Ally's spinoff show Monkey Business, where they talk about The New Legends of Monkey, a Journey to the West inspired netflix series. As Chris says, it is arguable "the most Xena show since Xena ended." Binge culture was the final nail in the coffin where the syndicated action pack tv show was laid to rest, but New Legends of Monkey definitely captures those low-budget New Zealand vibes. This podcast was... IRREPRE...
S4E10 - Deus Ex Mach-Xena
August 14, 2020 08:00 - 48 minutes - 29.6 MBAutolycus, Joxer and Meg team up to kidnap a baby, do some hijinks, and steal a priceless treasure, while Chris demonstrates his penchant for acronyms. Meanwhile, Ally is caught off guard by the genuine laugh this episode startled out of her, and a new Patreon goal is introduced. Grab a plate of pickles and some strong cheese, because we're talking about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 4 Episode 10: Key to the Kingdom Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister...
S4E9 - Pobody's Nerfect
July 31, 2020 08:30 - 56 minutes - 34.8 MBWell, we’ve got yet another episode where Xena feels bad about her dark past, but this one actually slaps. Xena realizes that she has a copycat warlord following in her footsteps, while Gabrielle struggles with the nature of destiny and the possibility of not being in control of her own life. Chris and Ally also discuss the nature of warlord hats as they pertain to both ancient Greece and America in the year 2016. We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 4 Episode 9: Past Imperfect ...
S4E8 - Oh, look! Swans!
July 17, 2020 10:00 - 49 minutes - 31.3 MBAs the dreaded India arc looms ever closer, Gabrielle, in a stunning display of being too busy seeing the good in other people to learn from her mistakes, falls in with yet another cult. Chris and Ally humbly ask for an f in the chat for Xena's second best chewing tooth, and also consider getting into the business of feet pics. We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 4 Episode 8: Crusader Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BU...
S4E7 - Crab Island
July 03, 2020 10:00 - 48 minutes - 31 MBThis fortnight Chris and Ally talk about Locked Up and Tied Down, the horniest name for the least horny episode of Xena Warrior Princess. The show keeps forgetting its stance on murder. Sometimes, it’s the worst thing a person could do, while other times it’s just a fun thing to joke about while killing time. In any case, this episode says murder is bad, because Xena is arrested for murder, and just kinda goes with it. Will she survive her life sentence on Shark Island prison? Can crabs re...
S4E6 - Foot Lucy Lawless
June 19, 2020 10:00 - 56 minutes - 37.3 MBNo good has ever come from a dance. If you've seen Footloose, you can probably skip this episode of Xena, but don't skip this episode of Xena Warrior Business! Wannabe dictator Shitty Steve is running a dead-end town into the ground, and Tara (arguably one of the worst characters on Xena) wants to help them legalize dancing. The burnin'... The yearnin'... this podcast will change the world of dance! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 4 Episode 6: A Tale of Two Muses Follow us o...
S4E5 - What is it Good For?
May 22, 2020 15:36 - 56 minutes - 35.7 MBMaybe she’s born with it — maybe it’s helmetrey! In these unprecedented times, Chris and Ally find themselves at an impasse, with Chris bemoaning this episode’s redundancy while Ally revels in its status as a major turning point. This episode serves to remind us that Julius Caesar is still a threat, and also serves up many set pieces for Karl Urban to chew on. Is stabbing the homies gay? Listen to find out! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 4 Episode 5: A Good Day Follow us on...
Gabbysode #9 - Simping for Hercules
May 08, 2020 10:00 - 41 minutes - 26.2 MB"Within us all there are two Kevin Sorbos. It's terrible." While Xena was dealing with Hope, Hercules was dealing with Dahak. Chris and Ally promised they would never go back to the dark place that is Hercules the Legendary Journeys, but unfortunately, if they want to fully wrap up the Dahak arc, they're going to have to break that promise. Please forgive these humble, mohawked podcasters. Chris and Ally have a coincidence, Iaolus learns about the trolley problem, Bruce Campbell shows off h...
S4E3 - WLW aka Women Love Wandering
May 01, 2020 16:43 - 57 minutes - 35.8 MBWindmills, how do they work? After realizing that Gabrielle is alive, Xena returns to Potidea to find her, but stumbles across a rubber suit monster instead. Classic Raimi vibes are very high in this episode, Chris and Ally partake in an ethical discussion on the subject of linear time, and Lila is there too I guess. We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 4 Episode 3: A Family Affair Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS...
S4E1 - They're Just in Russia
April 17, 2020 09:00 - 55 minutes - 34.9 MBThat awkward moment when you think you've traveled to a mystical land but actually you just went to Russia... so relatable. In the strangest and most controversial episode to date, Xena proves to have no real agency or autonomy in her own life. Despite telling a very interesting story about Xena's past (back in season 3), the show seems hell-bent on retconning all of it so they can shove Alti into the storyline. Chris says it best: "I don't know why much of this is happening... which I thin...
S4E2 - They're Just in Russia
April 17, 2020 09:00 - 55 minutes - 34.9 MBThat awkward moment when you think you've traveled to a mystical land but actually you just went to Russia... so relatable. In the strangest and most controversial episode to date, Xena proves to have no real agency or autonomy in her own life. Despite telling a very interesting story about Xena's past (back in season 3), the show seems hell-bent on retconning all of it so they can shove Alti into the storyline. Chris says it best: "I don't know why much of this is happening... which I thin...
S4E1 - A Classic Skoodlee-doo
April 03, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 39.4 MBWe're sorry, Xena, but your Gabby is in another underworld! Season 4 starts off with a weird bang, setting the tone of cultural appropriation that will wreak havoc on the rest of the season. Xena skitches into Amazon heaven to find her dead friend, and instead uncovers the evil plot of a dark figure from her dark past. Aka, tldr, not only was Xena a bloodthirsty warlord hell-bent on world domination; she was also corrupted by an evil witch! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 4 E...
GABBYSODE #8 - Implied Bathroom Stuff
March 27, 2020 15:32 - 47 minutes - 29.6 MBWe promised Jack, so you get Jack! Chris and Ally discuss episode 2 of Jack of All Trades (a lesser known action pack show starring Sam Raimi's golden boy, Xena's own Bruce Campbell): Sex and the Single Spy. Now that the status quo has been fully established, the show starts to stretch its legs, doubling down on the Scarlet Pimpernel hijinks and also turning out some very funny jokes, actually. We also take take a not-so-deep dive into the world of Jack of All Trades fanfiction. Follow us...
S4E4 - A Sickday in the Life
March 20, 2020 10:00 - 59 minutes - 37.3 MBComing to you live from quarantine, Chris and Ally jump forward to possibly the sickest episode of the entire show. It just felt right. After all the trials and tribulations of Dahak and Hope, it's nice to have a more realistic situation to deal with: Xena's got lice, Gabrielle's got a fungus, and Joxer's radish stew gave them both the shits. This episode was so gross that even Chris, a self proclaimed Renee O'Connor stan, found himself questioning his chioces. Remember: even the nasties ...
S3E22 - 2 Sacri 2 Fice
March 06, 2020 15:40 - 1 hour - 38.8 MBIn our last episode of Xena Warrior Princess season 3, Chris and Ally discuss ceiling shields as an architectural staple. Hope has hatched from her cocoon and there is havoc to be wreaked. Also, please congratulate Gabrielle, she's going to be a grandma! Your hosts also give their final thoughts on the third season, which is to say: season 3 is dead, long live season 4! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 3 Episode 21: Sacrifice Part 2 Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This p...
S3E21.5 - The Good Episode Hole
February 21, 2020 16:47 - 1 hour - 64 MBPlease don’t be too disaPPOINTED!!!, but Chris and Ally had to watch two more hercules episodes before they could finish season 3 of Xena. Anyway at least you get to learn what a mumfence is, and witness the delivery of one of the most iconic line deliveries in all of television! Season 3, Episode 21.5 is here: THE GOOD EPISODE HOLE. We talk about Hercules the Legendary Journeys, season 4 Episodes 13 & 14: Armageddon Now parts 1 and 2. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast i...
S3E21 - The Goddess GOObrielle
January 31, 2020 17:28 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBOn this episode of Gourmet Makes, Claire Saffitz attempts to make a human sacrifice to the goddess. As we enter the final arc of Season 3, Chris and Ally are joined by special guest Alex Reulofs (@AquaMoon1792). In a plan to make new-greeceland great again, an army of the ignorant decides to bring on the end of the world by reviving Dakah's daughter... GABRIELLE'S daughter Hope. Hudson Leick is also back and doing the absolute most. We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 3 Episode 21:...
GABBYSODE #7 - Penultimate Situation (aka the "Big Boy")
January 24, 2020 16:35 - 55 minutes - 33.8 MBIn lieu of having to watch and talk about hercules the legendary journey anymore, Chris and Ally decide to skip forward in time into something a little more... revolutionary! Jack of All Trades was a lesser known action pack show, and starred Sam Raimi's golden boy, Xena's own Bruce Campbell. It's the Scarlet Pimpernel/Gilmore Girls mashup that nobody really asked for or remembers, but there's always room in our hearts for just some unapologetically dumb swashbuckling hijinks. Follow us ...
S3E20 - ATHENACEPTION
January 17, 2020 13:00 - 59 minutes - 36.7 MBThis episode was just fine, but apparently the creative team involved HATED it. Feast your ears on (the analysis of) a performance that makes Lucy Lawless cringe to this day! Ally and Chris reunite for their first episode of the new year to figure out the difference between stealing, taking and hiding. Plus, Xena almost does some racial profiling! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess, Season 3 Episode 20: Vanishing Act Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sist...
S3E19 - Wet Cabbages
December 20, 2019 16:41 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBThis episode took Chris's love of Autolycus and Ally's love of boat stuff and SPAT IN OUR FACES. A fuckboy, a toothman and a slave owner walk into a boat. What do you get? A boring, pretty useless episode where the only joy seemed to come from Lucy Lawless sending wet cabbages floating past Renee O'connor. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Su...
S3E18 - Lotta Weird Fishing
December 06, 2019 20:06 - 1 hour - 36.7 MBAlly is wrist-deep in a bass, and Chris has drowned in his own reflection. In this manic one-off episode, Aphrodite steals the north star and our heroes find themselves OBSESSED with different subjects of extreme inconvenience. Come on, listeners! Let's get wet!!! (Please appreciate our specialness) Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support u...
S3E17 - Mnemosyne Mnonsense
November 22, 2019 15:55 - 1 hour - 39.3 MBDespite taking the time to proactively overcome her issues in multiple episodes now, Gabrielle seems to be struggling once again with the memory of her past misdeeds. Enchanted breasts and selective memory loss run rampant in this otherwise tedious clip show, which actually feels quite erotic on paper despite falling short in the execution. Considering what the show still has in store for Gabrielle, it feels valid enough to rehash her backstory. But was the least erotic sponge bath scene in ...
S3E16 - Hot for Caesar
November 08, 2019 11:30 - 1 hour - 51.9 MBChris and Ally both survived their respective plane rides, so now they get to talk about an episode that is the most dear to us in all the world. It's 'When in Rome,' with stellar costumes, a surprising amount of historical accuracy, and a weird amount of rope bondage, for some reason. You also get Ally's choice Hugo Weaving impression, while Chris spills the tea on one-third of the Roman empire's fraught triumvirate. Also, Xena has to go to the bathroom... Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarri...
S3E15 - Ally Got Conned!
October 24, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBJoxer, aka a "little nothing boy", is beaten within an inch of his life by a shady casino mogul. Sounds like a great set-up for some heist hijinks and absolute tomfoolery! Chris and Ally learn that gambling is bad actually, but more importantly, Ally, like Joxer, gets herself ENTIRELY bamboozled! (it's really embarassing.) Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited ...
S3E14 - White People Dreads
October 11, 2019 23:55 - 1 hour - 40.3 MBAfter the high point that was The Bitter Suite, the decline of Xena Warrior Princess continues with FORGIVENESS, an episode that is almost as bad as the dreadlocks/mullet wig combo that it features. Does forgiveness come from within, or does it come from within one specific urn? Chris finally admits that Gabrielle is blonde (you have to hear it to believe it), and the show itself seems to have either forgotten its recent musical episode all about the catharsis of forgiveness, or maybe just r...
S3E13 - The Hands of a Sissy
September 27, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 35.1 MBThis episode exists, for some reason, but Chris and Ally aren't really sure why. It hits all the emotional beats of a good episode of Xena, but its place in the timeline makes it feel downright vestigial. Also, is it finally time to cancel Hercules? Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness
S3E12 - The Bitter Suite Life of Xena and Gabrielle
August 30, 2019 14:37 - 1 hour - 50.4 MBY'all ready for some Tarot business or what? Xena and Gabrielle's rift has come to a head, things can't possibly get any worse, so the only way out is through. Through SONG, that is! Ally and Chris never dreamed that they'd be distanced by a mutual love and appreciation for THE BITTER SUITE, the iconic musical and very tarot-heavy episode of Xena Warrior Princess. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The D...
S3E11 - Hope Floats
August 16, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBAfter a slew of wacky hijinks episodes with zany fun and kooky jokes, it's time to get sad. Xena takes us back to uncanny valley, aka centaur hell, and not even Callisto can make this better. The Dan Scroll is bleak, the episode itself is bleak, and, spoiler alert, Ally cries in this one. What a way to spend Chris's birthday! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edit...
S3E10 - Amelia Bedelia and the Scroll of Destiny
August 02, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 40.7 MBIn a totally significant turn of events, Gabrielle finds herself writing her Xena fanfiction on an enchanted scroll! This episode channels some serious Amelia Bedelia energy as absolute hijinks ensue. Outsmarting the monkey's paw of a magic scroll sure is fun to think about, if not incredibly difficult to actually comprehend. Anyway... TO THE CAVES with you! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scr...
S3E9 - Summer Squash
July 19, 2019 16:36 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBPraise Hestia, it's a new episode! If season 2 was the good season, season 3 has got to be the NICE season. This episode gives us 3 Xenas, barely any Gabrielle, and a Joxer that fucks???? I'm sorry. We're still processing it ourselves. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness
S3E8 - A Soggy William
July 05, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBIn this episode, Ally learns what a bottle episode is, Chris is flummoxed by the beauty of Gina Torres, and the concept of Xena Minus Xena is thoroughly explored. Ally also brings up an important point that she, Chris, and all of you listeners seemed to have overlooked with regard to the nature of the Xena Warrior Princess episode availability. Is Joxer’s last name The Mighty? Who’s that hanging up by their underwear? And where oh where can a girl find a Hot Topic in ancient Greece? Follow ...
S3E7 - Sapphic Skydancers
June 21, 2019 16:28 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBPut a door around your wife's neck and backhand her across the face, because all is not well in The Debt part 2. Xena's basement is flooded, while Gabrielle's loyalty is not so much questioned as it is very poorly written. Cathy Leamy (@metrokitty) returns to scratch Ally and Chris's noses, and everyone finally (FINALLY!!!!!) learns where the term 'warrior princess' comes from! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barel...
S3E6 - China Stuff
June 11, 2019 12:27 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBJoin Chris and Ally and special guest Cathy Leamy (@metrokitty) as they delve into the most sapphic episode of Xena to date. THE DEBT (part 1) sees our heroes travel from New Greeceland to Qin (pronounced Chin), which honestly just looks like a sepia New Greeceland that spilled some Pearl River Mart on itself. Xena is at her absolute surliest, which puts her in the perfect position to learn what it means to be soft and hard like the same time. We already told you, it's very sapphic. Follo...
GABBYSODE #6 - Call Whoosh by Your Boing
May 28, 2019 16:05 - 1 hour - 40.3 MBDust off your goatees and wear a headband directly across your forehead, because Chris and Ally are talking about the mirrorverse, babey!!! The Hercules: The Legendary Journeys episode called Stranger in a Strange World (season 4, episode 5) features Lucy Lawless as Xena. However, she's not like any Xena we've seen before! With all those "cheap signifiers of harlotry", she's more Xena as Harley Quinn than Xena Warrior Princess. The concept of the mirrorverse trope is explored, and it's not...