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Wrong Bone Facts

365 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratings

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What do you know about bones? Or better yet, what don't you know about bones? What don't you not know about bones? These questions and more may or may not be answered in Wrong Bone Facts. RBF is a podcast dedicated to incorrect facts about everyone's favorite part of many animals (and possibly some plants, as far as I know.)

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Episodes

RBF 165: Bone-A-Thon

March 25, 2021 10:00 - 48 seconds - 913 KB

In this episode, did you know that "phone" and "bone" rhyme?

RBF 164: Unawarewolf

March 24, 2021 10:00 - 44 seconds - 839 KB

Some folks just don't know if they're werewolves yet.  Support them!

RBF 163: At a Loss

March 23, 2021 10:00 - 46 seconds - 870 KB

Look... we can't all know everything about bones.  Even when our job is to literally make things up about them!

RBF 162: For Real, Wear a Seatbelt

March 22, 2021 10:00 - 45 seconds - 863 KB

This has been a public service announcement.

RBF 161: Soft Bone Remedy

March 21, 2021 10:00 - 44 seconds - 841 KB

In this episode, Jolene once again proves she is not a doctor by delivering a bone fact so incorrect that you'll sigh in frustration if you DO have a medical degree!

RBF 160: Invisibone 2: Electric Bonealoo

March 20, 2021 10:00 - 42 seconds - 808 KB

Can't wait to watch a 45 second play on broadway that's just a cute girl who wanders in, sings a fact about bones, and then the curtain closes!

RBF 159: Get Along, Lil' Bonie!

March 19, 2021 10:00 - 46 seconds - 892 KB

This is barely an episode title.  Oh well, "yee".  And, I guess, "haw".

RBF 158: Magical Measurements

March 18, 2021 10:00 - 45 seconds - 862 KB

See, Jolene enjoys talking about bones, but... she thinks wizards may, in fact, be funnier.  If you're a skeleton wizard, you're just the best darn thing on the planet!  

RBF 157: Feed Me! FEED ME!!

March 17, 2021 10:00 - 44 seconds - 848 KB

FEED.  ME!!!!!!

RBF 156: Sleepless

March 16, 2021 10:00 - 47 seconds - 906 KB

Jolene is a very tired girl and this is the best she can do for right now.  So what if she had to look at her keyboard for inspiration?  Have YOU ever come up with 151 different facts about bones?  Where's YOUR "Incorrect Body Parts Information" podcast, HUH??? (just kidding listener--our darling host loves and appreciates you!)

RBF 155: Now Museum, Now You Don't!

March 15, 2021 10:00 - 45 seconds - 863 KB

Ooof, that's a heck of a pun in the title.  In this episode, we learn a fun fact about the Louvre!  That place actually exists!  Wow!

RBF 154: Is There a Perfect Bone?

March 14, 2021 10:00 - 43 seconds - 839 KB

If there is, please tell Jolene.  She hasn't slept for 3 days. 

RBF 153: It's All Relative

March 13, 2021 11:00 - 45 seconds - 872 KB

Honestly, if episode 43 were presented as new, would you recognize it?  Jolene probably wouldn't.

RBF 152: The Bones are Out There

March 12, 2021 11:00 - 48 seconds - 915 KB

Winnie Centipede was a true(?) American(?) heroine.

RBF 151: Great Melty Mammoths

March 11, 2021 11:00 - 45 seconds - 893 KB

Giant hairy tundra blobs--what's not to love?

RBF 150: The Twilight Bone

March 10, 2021 11:00 - 1 minute - 1.57 MB

Gosh! One hundred and fifty episodes, huh?  That's a bunch.  Have a fun intro that Jolene cooked up!   There's no skeletons on the RBF homepage. (Also, there's no RBF homepage.) But the twitter feed looks like a graveyard sometimes! Intro theme (from "The Twilight Zone") arranged and parodied by Jolene and written by the late Marius Constant.

RBF 149: Daydreamin'

March 09, 2021 11:00 - 47 seconds - 904 KB

Your skeleton simply wants to let you live your best life.  Why not let it do as it pleases?

RBF 148: The Other 20% Is More Bones

March 08, 2021 11:00 - 44 seconds - 846 KB

Honestly, Jolene wants to talk more about Skeletopia, the Land of Bones, but she had to take a vow of secrecy to be able to see it herself.

RBF 147: BONE MERGE COMPLETE

March 07, 2021 14:02 - 48 seconds - 928 KB

The very technological process of merging two bones together is something of a marvel of nature.  In today's episode, Jolene teaches you how to do it yourself at home!

RBF 146: The Trombulus

March 06, 2021 11:00 - 44 seconds - 862 KB

In today's episode, Jolene does the unthinkable--makes up a fact about a bone that she made up.

RBF 145: 90's Bones

March 05, 2021 11:00 - 44 seconds - 854 KB

Okay, this episode feels a little dated.  Jolene grew up with tons of these things so they're almost literally in her blood by now.

RBF 144: Sand, Bones, and Cheese

March 04, 2021 11:00 - 44 seconds - 851 KB

A winning combination!  Eat them all at once for a once-in-a-lifetime snack!

RBF 143: And Many More…!

March 03, 2021 11:00 - 45 seconds - 870 KB

There's a Bone Day song too, but it's mostly just gurgling sounds.

RBF 142: Adventures in the Mirror Dimension

March 02, 2021 11:00 - 41 seconds - 793 KB

Backwords from what it normally is, anyways!

RBF 141: Boneburger

March 01, 2021 11:00 - 45 seconds - 867 KB

This episode is not about burgers made of bones.  That would be ridiculous... or would it?

RBF 140: Spare the Aliens

February 28, 2021 11:00 - 44 seconds - 858 KB

Don't strike them!

RBF 139: The Confused Episode

February 27, 2021 11:00 - 46 seconds - 876 KB

Jolene doesn't normally know what she's doing, but when she tries to record an episode with no script and one take... the results get confusing.

RBF 138: Active Thumbs

February 26, 2021 11:00 - 49 seconds - 942 KB

This one... may actually be true?  Wikipedia didn't have this information on hand.

RBF 137: Jolene Applejoint

February 25, 2021 11:00 - 45 seconds - 877 KB

In today's episode, Jolene is not advocating for this method of creating artificial bones.

RBF 136: Spare Tire, But Bones Instead

February 24, 2021 11:00 - 51 seconds - 987 KB

Bones are a great substitute for sand or gravel in case you get stuck in a hole or on the ice!  You always have some extra bones handy.

RBF 135: Non-Episode

February 23, 2021 11:00 - 48 seconds - 915 KB

Jolene has a written message for you all!  Here it is: "Hey guys, thanks for listening to what I think is my podcast?  At least, that's what I'm told is being made.  Could someone confirm with me that Wrong Bone Facts actually exists?  If it doesn't, I need to make some calls." Ha!  Isn't she a kidder?

RBF 134: USBONE-C

February 22, 2021 11:00 - 42 seconds - 814 KB

The "B" in "USB" clearly stands for "bone", right?

RBF 133: Shoulder, Roller--Both are Good

February 21, 2021 11:00 - 47 seconds - 917 KB

...blades!  Blades, of course!  Don't be silly. You got that, right?  Right?

RBF 132: Quoth the Raven: No More Bones

February 20, 2021 11:00 - 41 seconds - 789 KB

And Jolene, never truthful, still recording, still recording On the pallid computer chair just beside her chamber door; And her eyes have all the seeming of a skull’s that is lying, And the lamp-light o’er her recording throws her podcast on the floor; And her facts from out that podcast that lies floating on the floor Shall be wrong—forevermore!

RBF 131: Inflatabone

February 19, 2021 11:00 - 43 seconds - 818 KB

Jolene does not like balloons, because thinking about them popping worries her.

RBF 130: The Bones in the Stars

February 18, 2021 11:00 - 46 seconds - 883 KB

Bones aren't actually in stars, you know.  Wait, shoot, that was a bonus bone fact!

RBF 129: Sauce

February 17, 2021 11:00 - 52 seconds - 985 KB

Jolene's original fact used The Beatles, but then she realized that if she didn't use them, she could make up her own band name, and she's only really ever been able to do that a few times in the past.

RBF 128: Skull Speed

February 16, 2021 11:00 - 43 seconds - 833 KB

Sometimes, your skull just needs to soar, you know?

RBF 127: Octotriobone

February 15, 2021 11:00 - 43 seconds - 826 KB

You can try to eat an octotriobone, but they're not very tasty.

RBF 126: Bone Kettle

February 14, 2021 11:00 - 43 seconds - 822 KB

In this episode, Jolene decided to make up a bone fact.

RBF 125: Fictional Fears

February 13, 2021 11:00 - 42 seconds - 804 KB

Everyone has a fear or a weakness.  Sherlock Holmes, the fictional character, had his.  Jolene despises [redacted] herself!

RBF 124: Fuzzy Buddy Fact

February 12, 2021 11:00 - 43 seconds - 845 KB

Real talk: most of the intro bits for RBF are just goofs, but for this one, it's worth mentioning that there are almost CERTAINLY podcasts that bring out the ire of the WHO.  Wear a mask and get vaccines, people!   

RBF 123: These Bees' Knees

February 11, 2021 11:00 - 42 seconds - 808 KB

Not bee-themed, but knee-themed!

RBF 122: This Title is Longer Than the Wrong Bone Fact

February 10, 2021 11:00 - 40 seconds - 770 KB

This description is longer than the fact as well, but that's hardly as impressive.

RBF 121: A Gold Medal for Skeletons

February 09, 2021 11:00 - 46 seconds - 900 KB

Skeleton is totally a sport, and it does sorta look like you could break some bones very easily while trying it.

RBF 120: Spinning Through the Ages

February 08, 2021 11:00 - 44 seconds - 841 KB

Dinosaurs were weird and scary.

RBF 119: Bouncing Babies

February 07, 2021 14:14 - 40 seconds - 781 KB

This doesn't mean babies are tough. They're actually quite fragile.  Be careful with babies!  This is Wrong Bone Facts, not Terrible Parenting Tips.

RBF 118: Of Course It's For Forks

February 06, 2021 11:00 - 50 seconds - 945 KB

Boards are good for two things--boogie-ing, and holding forks.

RBF 117: Puzzle Doctor 64

February 05, 2021 11:00 - 44 seconds - 844 KB

It's all fun and games until someone loses a bone shard under the sink again.

RBF 116: Take Me Out to the Bone Game

February 04, 2021 11:00 - 46 seconds - 895 KB

Has Jolene done a baseball fact yet?  She HASN'T?  Well, you are in for a treat, then!

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