Wisecracker
206 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago -Wise (adjective) having or showing experience, knowledge, and good judgment. Cracker (noun, slang, disparaging and offensive) a white person. Two of the Wisest Crackers give advise about various topics including cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Email your Q's to [email protected] for anonymous, personalized advice. Enjoy.
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Here Comes The Boomarrhea
February 02, 2021 16:15 - 1 hour - 95.3 MBFirst episode of Black History Month. This week we talk about having C-virus, wild cat noises, Mexican Jews, stolen dog valor, seeing people get killed, alienating improvisers, being artsy, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answer them! Rate, Review, Share With The Woman You're Having An Affai...
Conflict From A Place Of Love
January 27, 2021 08:00 - 52 minutes - 48.8 MBSam's computer crashed 35 minutes in and erased the podcast so we just picked up were we left off with prayer, airsoft gun combat, collecting trash is good, all actors on tv shows are men, how to deal with your neighbors, the true weekend structure, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answer ...
Ep. 27 - Conflict From A Place Of Love
January 27, 2021 08:00 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBSam's computer crashed 35 minutes in and erased the podcast so we just picked up were we left off with prayer, airsoft gun combat, collecting trash is good, all actors on tv shows are men, how to deal with your neighbors, the true weekend structure, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answer ...
News Flash Bozo
January 20, 2021 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MBWe're back on that Monday Grind for a special MLK day banger talking about sleeping, "president" biden's inauguration, sweet Italian sausage, our developmentally disabled sons, UCLA girls, giving bums money, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answer them! Rate, Review, Share With The Woman ...
Ep. 26 - News Flash Bozo
January 20, 2021 08:00 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MBWe're back on that Monday Grind for a special MLK day banger talking about sleeping, "president" biden's inauguration, sweet Italian sausage, our developmentally disabled sons, UCLA girls, giving bums money, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answer them! Rate, Review, Share With The Woman ...
Insurrection vs. Peniserection
January 11, 2021 08:00 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBA special Saturday Wildcard Weekend ep, and it's a wild one. The crackers talk about The Battle of Capital Hill, Superman's Fortress of Incelitude, pounding bananas, sucking slit, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answer them! Rate, Review, Share With Your Woke Classmates Follow @DRSAMNAI...
Ep. 25 - Insurrection vs. Peniserection
January 11, 2021 08:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBA special Saturday Wildcard Weekend ep, and it's a wild one. The crackers talk about The Battle of Capital Hill, Superman's Fortress of Incelitude, pounding bananas, sucking slit, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Subscribe to the $1 Patreon for weekly bonus episodes. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answer them! Rate, Review, Share With Your Woke Classmates Follow @DRSAMNAI...
Dr. Jill Biden POV
January 06, 2021 05:00 - 53 minutes - 49.7 MBWhat a world. In this one the crackers talk about Girl Joker, The Toyota RAV4, "Trickle-Down Pussy", plea for women to join the patreon, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. As Always giving advice as well. First episode of the year. Hopefully 2021 is a more boring year like, I don't know, 2017 or 2009, or 2006, or 1999. Subscribe to the patreon for $1. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and...
Ep. 24 - Dr. Jill Biden POV
January 06, 2021 05:00 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBWhat a world. In this one the crackers talk about Girl Joker, The Toyota RAV4, "Trickle-Down Pussy", plea for women to join the patreon, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. As Always giving advice as well. First episode of the year. Hopefully 2021 is a more boring year like, I don't know, 2017 or 2009, or 2006, or 1999. Subscribe to the patreon for $1. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and...
Ep. 23 - Elvis' RV Has Left The Building
December 30, 2020 05:00 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBIn this one the crackers give some advise and discuss getting fatter, sleeping naked and rock hard, RV guy, Elvis suicide bomb, Nicole Kidman, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Last episode of 2020, time to be thankful. Hopefully 2021 is a more boring year like, I don't know, 2017 or 2009, or 2006, or 1999. Subscribe to the patreon for $1. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answ...
Elvis' RV Has Left The Building
December 30, 2020 05:00 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBIn this one the crackers give some advise and discuss getting fatter, sleeping naked and rock hard, RV guy, Elvis suicide bomb, Nicole Kidman, cars, tools, sports, beer, sex, money, drugs, and other. Last episode of 2020, time to be thankful. Hopefully 2021 is a more boring year like, I don't know, 2017 or 2009, or 2006, or 1999. Subscribe to the patreon for $1. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answ...
Ep. 22 - Leather Daddy Weekdays Only
December 23, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes - 52 MBSorry about the audio, the mic was facing the wrong way for the first 30 minutes. Shut up, I'm stressed out. If you want good, clear audio, sub to the Patreon. It's the holidays, am I right? We don't mean to shame anyone for their lifestyle choices and hope everyone is happy as long as they aren't hurting anyone. Hope you have a good laugh this week. This one should have been hidden behind a paywall for sure lol Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your quest...
Leather Daddy Weekdays Only
December 23, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes - 52 MBSorry about the audio, the mic was facing the wrong way for the first 30 minutes. Shut up, I'm stressed out. If you want good, clear audio, sub to the Patreon. It's the holidays, am I right? We don't mean to shame anyone for their lifestyle choices and hope everyone is happy as long as they aren't hurting anyone. Hope you have a good laugh this week. This one should have been hidden behind a paywall for sure lol Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your quest...
So Good She Go BabyMode
December 16, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBOn this week's free episode, the crackers talk about a shooting that took place two blocks away from their apartment, the uselessness of the spacebar, taking movies as a pill, the wild success of the Patreon launch, cars, guns, football, beer, chicks and etc. Note from the Editor: We go pretty hard on a particular TX Representative. We thank you for your service and the eye patch is cool. Sorry for being so mean. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your qu...
Ep. 21 - So Good She Go BabyMode
December 16, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBOn this week's free episode, the crackers talk about a shooting that took place two blocks away from their apartment, the uselessness of the spacebar, taking movies as a pill, the wild success of the Patreon launch, cars, guns, football, beer, chicks and etc. Note from the Editor: We go pretty hard on a particular TX Representative. We thank you for your service and the eye patch is cool. Sorry for being so mean. Weekly Premium Episodes: patreon.com/wisecracker Need Advice? Email your qu...
Jimmy Neutron Made Covid
December 09, 2020 05:07 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBHere's the pitch: listen to this episode, then subscribe to the hot new Patreon for this week's premium episode, which is twice as good. It's only $1 a month to become a VIP Wisecracker listener. You get exclusive episodes, videos, and other shit, I'm not sure. It's $1 cmon. If we get 25 subscribers by Christmas, I will leak my own nudes. Patreon advised us not to make it $1 but what the f*ck do they know, we are the ones making deals here. Check out the 'treon below. Premium Episodes: patr...
Ep. 20 - Jimmy Neutron Made Covid
December 09, 2020 05:07 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBHere's the pitch: listen to this episode, then subscribe to the hot new Patreon for this week's premium episode, which is twice as good. It's only $1 a month to become a VIP Wisecracker listener. You get exclusive episodes, videos, and other shit, I'm not sure. It's $1 cmon. If we get 25 subscribers by Christmas, I will leak my own nudes. Patreon advised us not to make it $1 but what the f*ck do they know, we are the ones making deals here. Check out the 'treon below. Premium Episodes: patr...
Release The Ass Craken
December 02, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes - 52.6 MBThe guys welcome another fella to the winning team, tell you how to take a picture with a girl, end alcoholic-shaming, and make a call to action. Send this link to your guy's groupchat, send us proof, and we'll shout you out on the next episode. Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answer them! Rate, Review, Share, Let Them Know You've Had Enough Follow @DRSAMNAISMITH Follow @macnaismith
Ep. 19 - Release The Ass Craken
December 02, 2020 05:00 - 56 minutes - 52.6 MBThe guys welcome another fella to the winning team, tell you how to take a picture with a girl, end alcoholic-shaming, and make a call to action. Send this link to your guy's groupchat, send us proof, and we'll shout you out on the next episode. Need Advice? Email your questions to [email protected] and we'll answer them! Rate, Review, Share, Let Them Know You've Had Enough Follow @DRSAMNAISMITH Follow @macnaismith
Ep. 18 - Jive Turkey
November 26, 2020 18:29 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBSorry for the late upload. Recorded this one on Monday but bum-ass Anchor (or only sponsor ever) has been down so here we are, celebrating the holiday with family, in person. The only thing we're "locking down" is some hot wives. Rate, Review, Share, Abandon Despair Follow @DRSAMNAISMITH Follow @macnaismith
Jive Turkey
November 26, 2020 18:29 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBSorry for the late upload. Recorded this one on Monday but bum-ass Anchor (or only sponsor ever) has been down so here we are, celebrating the holiday with family, in person. The only thing we're "locking down" is some hot wives. Rate, Review, Share, Abandon Despair Follow @DRSAMNAISMITH Follow @macnaismith
Ep. 17 - They Can Just Get The Hell Out
November 18, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBHell yes. Was hanging out with a friend from Delco all weekend so that's why every other filler word, discourse marker, pause filler, or hesitation word is "fuckin". Sorry. Besides that this one is a banger. Rate, Review, Share, My Hair's Turnin White, My Neck's Always Been Red, My Collar's Still Blue Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
They Can Just Get The Hell Out
November 18, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBHell yes. Was hanging out with a friend from Delco all weekend so that's why every other filler word, discourse marker, pause filler, or hesitation word is "fuckin". Sorry. Besides that this one is a banger. Rate, Review, Share, My Hair's Turnin White, My Neck's Always Been Red, My Collar's Still Blue Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
The Best Is Yet To Come
November 11, 2020 08:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBWhat else was goin on this week? Sean Connery and Alex Trebek called final Jeopardy. Stop drinking tap water 2k21. Rate, Review, Share, Mail 200k Biden Ballots to Swing States After the Polls Close Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Ep. 16 - The Best Is Yet To Come
November 11, 2020 08:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MBWhat else was goin on this week? Sean Connery and Alex Trebek called final Jeopardy. Stop drinking tap water 2k21. Rate, Review, Share, Mail 200k Biden Ballots to Swing States After the Polls Close Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Ep. 15 - The Road To Hell Is Pathed With Good Intentions
November 04, 2020 16:41 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBWell, we did it everyone, we voted to not have Presidents anymore. Good, too much of a headache. Welcome to the next 3 months of life aka 79 Days of Hell. Let's riot for all the wrong reasons and pump out so many kids because its time to get that population to 9 billion baby. Oh yeah Alexis joins us again. Rate, Review, Share, Mail 200k Biden Ballots to Swing States After the Polls Close Follow @MrAlexisPereira Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
The Road To Hell Is Pathed With Good Intentions
November 04, 2020 16:41 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBWell, we did it everyone, we voted to not have Presidents anymore. Good, too much of a headache. Welcome to the next 3 months of life aka 79 Days of Hell. Let's riot for all the wrong reasons and pump out so many kids because its time to get that population to 9 billion baby. Oh yeah Alexis joins us again. Rate, Review, Share, Mail 200k Biden Ballots to Swing States After the Polls Close Follow @MrAlexisPereira Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Ep. 14 - Read My Lips Punk
October 28, 2020 07:01 - 1 hour - 61 MBThe WC's brought the heat for this one. Do not listen if you are a viral comedian/comedienne. Please Rate, Subscribe, Share, And Don't Listen To Your State's Governor Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Read My Lips Punk
October 28, 2020 07:01 - 1 hour - 61 MBThe WC's brought the heat for this one. Do not listen if you are a viral comedian/comedienne. Please Rate, Subscribe, Share, And Don't Listen To Your State's Governor Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Ep. 13 - Was Bane A Real Guy? Was Gandhi White?
October 21, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBJust the brothers on this one. We get heated about OJ Simpson, Leap Years, Michelle Obama (this goes without saying), and Sam's 1 gallon water makes another appearance. Please Rate and Review on iTunes and Share with your friends if you're comfortable with them knowing what kind of slop you put in your ears. Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Was Bane A Real Guy? Was Gandhi White?
October 21, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBJust the brothers on this one. We get heated about OJ Simpson, Leap Years, Michelle Obama (this goes without saying), and Sam's 1 gallon water makes another appearance. Please Rate and Review on iTunes and Share with your friends if you're comfortable with them knowing what kind of slop you put in your ears. Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Make Columbus Day Young Sheldon Day
October 15, 2020 05:40 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBShut up, I know it's a day late, I'm very busy. Not all of us are sitting around take-take-taking from the government, okay? I forgot to upload last night and was busy all day, which is a shame because this one is a real classic. We have the tall, hilarious, guy's guy Dylan Palladino for this special Columbus Day 2020 episode. Let us know if you want D-money back on because he was such a fun guest. Please Rate, Subscribe, Share, Teach Me How To Dougie Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnais...
Ep. 12 - Make Columbus Day Young Sheldon Day
October 15, 2020 05:40 - 1 hour - 70 MBShut up, I know it's a day late, I'm very busy. Not all of us are sitting around take-take-taking from the government, okay? I forgot to upload last night and was busy all day, which is a shame because this one is a real classic. We have the tall, hilarious, guy's guy Dylan Palladino for this special Columbus Day 2020 episode. Let us know if you want D-money back on because he was such a fun guest. Please Rate, Subscribe, Share, Teach Me How To Dougie Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnais...
Ep. 11 - Pawn SARS
October 07, 2020 04:49 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBFolks, it's cuffing season, which means cucking season is right around the corner. The great Sebastian Conelli join Mac and Sam to talk about being a clown, frat rituals, and Pawn Stars. Check out Seb's podcast 'Loud About Nothing' Rate, Subscribe, Share, Pray for our President's full recovery Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Pawn SARS
October 07, 2020 04:49 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBFolks, it's cuffing season, which means cucking season is right around the corner. The great Sebastian Conelli join Mac and Sam to talk about being a clown, frat rituals, and Pawn Stars. Check out Seb's podcast 'Loud About Nothing' Rate, Subscribe, Share, Pray for our President's full recovery Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Biden's Piss Silo
September 30, 2020 06:17 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBCovering all of this week's topics and dishing out some advice. That is a description I could use for literally any single one of these episodes. THIS PODCAST IS NOT PAID FOR BY DONALD J. TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT, THIS IS ALSO NOT AN OFFICIAL PODCAST OF JOSEPH R. BIDEN OR THE RADICAL LEFT. Rate, Subscribe, Share, Vote lol Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Ep. 10 - Biden's Piss Silo
September 30, 2020 06:17 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBCovering all of this week's topics and dishing out some advice. That is a description I could use for literally any single one of these episodes. THIS PODCAST IS NOT PAID FOR BY DONALD J. TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT, THIS IS ALSO NOT AN OFFICIAL PODCAST OF JOSEPH R. BIDEN OR THE RADICAL LEFT. Rate, Subscribe, Share, Vote lol Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
The Honorable Justice Jennifer Lopez
September 23, 2020 10:47 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBWould be a damn shame to cover up that rockin body with a robe...but we simply must #fillthatseat (and she would fill it nicely with her nice ass ((and we're talking nice for a 22 year old and she's 50!)) The second these start getting 200 per episode (we're close), we'll start doing paid bonus ones on a patron for like $1 a month. If not we might just stop all together. We'll see. Rate, subscribe, share Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith --- This episode is sponsored by · Anc...
Ep. 9 - The Honorable Justice Jennifer Lopez
September 23, 2020 10:47 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBWould be a damn shame to cover up that rockin body with a robe...but we simply must #fillthatseat (and she would fill it nicely with her nice ass ((and we're talking nice for a 22 year old and she's 50!)) The second these start getting 200 per episode (we're close), we'll start doing paid bonus ones on a patron for like $1 a month. If not we might just stop all together. We'll see. Rate, subscribe, share Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Ep. 8 - Emergency Nudes Situation
September 09, 2020 03:55 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBSorry for this one teachers. We come at you hard. Rate, subscribe, share, and stop going along with The 2020 Hoax Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith
Emergency Nudes Situation
September 09, 2020 03:55 - 1 hour - 63 MBSorry teachers for this one. We come at you hard. Rate, subscribe, share, and stop going along with The 2020 Hoax Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Ep. 7 Freebasins
September 02, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes - 39.4 MBFreebasinary or Freebasins consist of old men who smoke cocaine that trace their origins to the local fraternities of freebasers that from the end of the 14th century free based cocaine. Like, subscribe, share, and watch Sam and Mac's video "Plandemic" on Facebook Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com
Freebasins
September 02, 2020 04:00 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBFreebasinary or Freebasins consist of old men who smoke cocaine that trace their origins to the local fraternities of freebasers that from the end of the 14th century free based cocaine. Like, subscribe, share, and watch Sam and Mac's video "Plandemic" on Facebook Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Ep. 6 - Tha Queen Lives In The Clock She Does
August 26, 2020 04:08 - 57 minutes - 53.2 MBThe Queen lives in big ben right? Am I crazy? Anyways, please rate it on apple podcasts and leave a comment. Like, Suckscribe, Share with your hometown friends who have COVID Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com
Tha Queen Lives In The Clock She Does
August 26, 2020 04:08 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBThe Queen lives in big ben right? Am I crazy? Anyways, please rate it on apple podcasts and leave a comment. Like, Suckscribe, Share with your hometown friends who have COVID Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Norm Chomsky
August 19, 2020 05:00 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBworst one yet. whatever listen to the last one, the mission impossible one. Bike, Suckscribe, Share/Stare at a Pair (of you know whats) Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Ep. 5 - Norm Chomsky
August 19, 2020 05:00 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBworst one yet. whatever listen to the last one, the mission impossible one. Bike, Suckscribe, Share/Stare at a Pair (of you know whats) Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com
Your Mission If You Choose To Ass Sex It
August 12, 2020 04:13 - 51 minutes - 48 MBClassic one of just the Notsmith bros. We knock it outta the park. You shoulda been there man. Bike, Suckscribe, Share/Stare at a Pair (of you know whats) Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Ep. 4 - Your Mission If You Choose To Ass Sex It
August 12, 2020 04:13 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBClassic one of just the Notsmith bros. We knock it outta the park. You shoulda been there man. Bike, Suckscribe, Share/Stare at a Pair (of you know whats) Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com
Ep. 3 - The Rock Doing Soy Face
August 05, 2020 16:11 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBBen Stanton on this one Subscribe for a suck Follow @benastanton Follow @DrSamNaismith Follow @macnaismith samnaismith.com