Wigs, things are confusing. You know this. We know this. We don't know how to fix it, but every single day, we strive to speak more eloquently about it. Because none of these fools we're talking about are going to. So today, brace yourself for corks on Kanye, Kim K, Uber, Lil Tay and Katherine Heigl, because that bitch more than anyone, simply can't just be cool. But stay tuned for a Troll Patrol and plenty of wigs to flip that remind us there's always a light at the end of the long, long, long, long, long dark tunnel that is 2018. Thanks for listening!