Do you hear "Laurel" or "The World is Burning"?

Wigs! It's royal wedding weekend! Do you have the fever? Yeah, neither do we. But we do want to talk about the Markles because they are Making England Great Again™. Also, we have some thoughts on Nev Schulman, the Tim Hortons Pooper®, Lil Tay (she back) and the worst douchebag from Texas (which is saying something), Blake Farenthold. But there's also this dude in our Troll Patrol who's pretty awful. AND Laurel and/or Yanny, depending on how you swing. Guys, things are still not great. Except our Wigs! We're snatched about an important new HBO doc, the Golden State Killer arrest, a brilliant Netflix comedy special and a tragic drunken Whitney Houston mistake Paul will never make again.  Eh, let's get real, he'll probably make it again in a week. Happy Friday Wigs! Pour yourself something stiff and thanks for listening!