Whormones Podcast
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Ep. 129 Small Hands and Big Hearts with Chanel Ali
March 15, 2019 18:07 - 58 minutes - 79.9 MBToday the ladies sit down with the hilarious Chanel Ali as they recap what a horrible week they had and how they are working through it. Chanel and Justy talk about their friendship and how some people think it's a little strange. The ladies then chat about the difference between men and women being funny, fixing men, Chanel's turn-offs, abortions, and which celebrity relationships they admire! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an ema...
Ep. 128 Do As We Say Not As We Do
March 06, 2019 02:43 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MBToday is an emotional episode for the ladies as they discuss their recent individual break-ups with their boyfriends. Justy explains her awesome trip to Canada and meeting her now ex-boyfriends friends to him randomly breaking up with her hours after telling her how much he misses her. Alia talks about how verbally and emotionally abusive her now ex-boyfriend was and how he uses women to fill a void in his life that only he can fill with loving himself. Needless to say, you'll hear a differen...
Ep. 127 Manipulating Penis and the Meaning of Life with Matt Lipton
February 28, 2019 22:09 - 1 hour - 84.3 MBToday Matt Lipton takes over for lover girl Justy as we discuss Robert Kraft's police report, the decriminalization of sex work, if in fact Canadians can be racist, Twitter fights, crazy roommates and so much more! Tune in! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) DM us on Twitter (http://twitter.com/WhormonePodcast) Please subscribe and rate/review u...
Ep. 126 Lackadaisical Leg Meat with Dave Temple
February 21, 2019 06:31Today the ladies sit down with comedian and friend, Dave Temple. They waste no time as they discuss suicide, cutting, therapy, and how some people's faces don't match their genitals. They also chat about international traveling with a felony, low maintenance partners, traveling to terrible places to get great food, and so much more! Check it! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] Find us on Facebook (http:/...
Ep. 125 Daddy Duckett with Phil Duckett
February 13, 2019 17:16Today the ladies sit down with their buddy, Phil Duckett and boy'o boy do things take a turn because of Justy's hangover. She's not quite as quick with her cunty remarks and her newly found father figure, daddy Duckett and her sugar mama Alia take full advantage! The group discusses everything from blackface, Black History Month, the difference between having sex for free and getting paid, Valentine's Day, and just how bouige Alia really is! Check it out! Have any questions or topics that y...
Ep. 124 Rock Stars and Brothels with Matt Lipton and Neil Rubenstein
February 06, 2019 13:09Justy is out today and Matt Lipton is in her place (but not her chair) with guest Neil Rubenstein. The group discusses Game of Thrones, incest, Adam & Eve, and cannibalism. Yes, that is all connected. They then get into horrible research studies, siblings, drugs, and Neil's short job as a pimp and basically a rock star. Check it! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] Find us on Facebook (http://facebo...
Ep. 123 The Devil With James Mattern and Von Decarlo
January 30, 2019 07:02It is a crazy as usual episode with special guest, James Mattern and surprise guest, Von Decarlo! Justy is off her meds AND in love, so she is extra special while Alia is, well, Alia. The ladies start out with James discussing vampires then Von pops in and they go from Roger Stone, Alia's white privilege, monogamous men, who would be the better cult leader James or Alia (Alia, obviously), and dating someone with different political and religious views. Check it! Have any questions or topics...
Ep. 122 Don't Show Weakness With Mark Lawerence
January 28, 2019 14:48The ladies are back this week with their emotional punching bag, Mark Lawerence. The ladies dig right into him about the people he's dating and how he was drugged in a hotel room. Alia talks about her trip to Vegas with her boyfriend and Justy is NOT happy about it. Justy is excited about Canadian coming back to America! Hilariously rude episode! About LaughPass: It’s called LaughPass! With the LaughPass, you receive an insane amount of perks including: unlimited access to shows, a free d...
Ep. 121- Weed and Sex Stuff With Dr. Jan Roberts
January 16, 2019 13:03Today the ladies sit down and chat with Dr. Jan Roberts from the International Research Center on Cannabis and Mental Health. We jump right in and start discussing what type of research she does with cannabis and the benefits for mental health. The ladies also pick Dr. Jan's brain about addictions, prescribed drugs, the benefits of other drugs in therapy, how cannabis aids with intimacy, and so much more! Find out more about the work Dr. Jan Roberts does at www.irccmh.org About LaughPass...
Ep. 120 Honky Dick with Corinne Fisher
January 09, 2019 23:53Today we're back in the studio with the admiral and Corinne Fisher! Justy is having a bad day and made Alia steal a bottle of wine no matter what she says. The ladies talk about their partners looking and talking about other women and what is OK and what is not. They also talk about bad break-ups and trying to be friends with their parents. Alia talks about having to deal with her now ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's unhealthy and creepy manipulations trying to be her friend to catch him in lie...
Ep. 119 New Year's Eve
January 09, 2019 23:39Happy New Year's, everyone! Today on the cast the ladies are at Alia's apartment while the admiral is at his parents. Justy talks about her trip to Canada and how they almost didn't let her in the country. Alia recaps meeting her boyfriend's family and they talk about the highlights of 2018 and what is in store for 2019! Check it! About LaughPass: It’s called LaughPass! With the LaughPass, you receive an insane amount of perks including: unlimited access to shows, a free drink upon arrival,...
Ep. 118 Death and Christmas with Von Decarlo and Mike Yard
December 27, 2018 22:45Happy Holidayz, y'all! Justy is out of town and taking over for her is someone you may all remember it's Von Decarlo and our guest is the hilarious Mike Yard. Alia decides to go over the penis facts article again since they have a guest with one. They try to keep in the spirit of Christmas, but we're talking about Alia here so it gets pretty dark talking about death and different ways to get burried. They do chat about gift giving and recieving, though! About LaughPass: It’s called LaughPas...
Ep. 117 The Mostest People with Ana
December 19, 2018 20:23Today the ladies sit down with one of their most favorite people in the world, Ana. Ana is comedy adjacent and to be perfectly honest funnier than most comics we all know. Alia and Justy start out with explaining why Michael Bolton is their God, but jump right into dating "gingers," gang colors, recycling, and Alia tries to get through 12 facts about the penis. Article link: http://mentalfloss.com/article/527234/12-facts-about-penis
Ep. 116 Sundresses Are the New Anal with Alison Klemp
December 12, 2018 21:49Today the ladies welcome back the wonderful and hilarious, Alsion Klemp! They waste no time and discuss Justy's dislike of sundresses and how they could be the new "anal" when dating. They also talk about blow jobs in bathrooms, Alison's new dick beer bong, furries, panda sex and how they would all prefer Rob Ford over Donald Trump. They also try to discuss the difference between good sex and a good relationship. You can follow Alison @alisonklemp on Twitter and Instagram! Article link: ...
Ep. 115 Crossfit Dick With Ben Katzner
December 05, 2018 04:16Today the ladies welcome fellow Minnesotan, Ben Katzner. They waste no time figuring out what Ben's dick name is and the ladies are not impressed with it, so they changed it. Alia went to social media to see what other people had to say about men wearing Magnum condoms when they don't fit. Justy's minute (s) of rage is on period sex, and we touch on male birth control, lazy sex, and so much more. Obviously.
Whormone Podcast Ep. 114
November 28, 2018 05:53Today the ladies have welcome back Mark Lawernce and in true fashion
Whormones Podcast Ep. 113
November 21, 2018 04:02In this packed episode Alia and Justy have an orgy of guests including Jon Borromeo, Matt Lipton, and Terry Thomas Jr.! Jon jumps on to discuss Stand-Up NY's awesome Laugh-Pass holiday deal (see below)! Then in true Whormones fashion the group talks about how today's playgrounds are creating whimps, how children should probably be beat, and how there needs to be adult playgrounds. The group then moves to debating what a "sugar baby" is and the ladies want to know what everyone names their dic...
Whormones Ep. 112 Whip It
November 14, 2018 06:05Today the ladies welcome Pockets Graham! Pockets and Justy are attempting to give Alia a whip-it intervention while discussing open relationships, humping things when you're younger, and what classifies a "bush." They also discuss how self-driving cars could benefit sex workers.
Episode 111- Mark Lawrence Loves Us
November 10, 2018 16:59Today the ladies brought in their group chat buddy, Mark Lawrence. How and why he is friends with them is beyond any of us, but it seems pretty obvious he likes the abuse. Alia discusses her self-destructive phase she's going through and Justy just wants scratch-offs.
Whormones Podcast Ep.110 Bittersweet
November 09, 2018 20:11Today is bittersweet as we finally return from our long hiatus! Von and Alia catch up on everything that has been going since our last show and why it's been so long. While the ladies catch up they also introduce the new cohost, Justy Dodge! James Mattern jumps into the estrogen fest and things may or may not get violent! We're glad to be back and know you will be too!
Whormones Podcast Ep.109 Valentine's Day Do's and Dont's
February 14, 2018 19:10Love is in the air on this Valentines Day edition of the Whormones Podcast! Alia Janine and Von Decarlo go over the do’s and dont’s of the holiday from flowers and candy, to hickeys and plants. The ladies end up in a Little Shop of Horrors moment about Alia’s vagina, in which Von Decarlo can’t stop singing hits from the famous musical, (of course). Alia goes on a necessary rant about school and discusses a misogynistic book she had to read for class, and in Coach Von’s corner, Von Decarlo tel...
Whormones Podcast Ep.108 Whats In A Name
February 12, 2018 18:43What’s in a name? Today on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss surnames, staying young, and being healthy by drinking Pedialyte. Victim blaming becomes the major topic at hand after Alia tells us about a man at the gym who didn’t wipe down the machines after using it. Both ladies reminisce about their bartending days, and Von Decarlo is still in her feelings about not having her signature drink named after her. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to ans...
Whormones Podcast Ep.107 We Aint Got Time For That
January 12, 2018 06:53Both the ladies are very snippy on today’s episode of the Whormones Podcast. Von Decarlo returns from Pittsburgh with her hair chopped off and Alia Janie tries to chop of her head with attitude. Von Decarlo low key digs into her relationship therapy skills to find resolve, and discover that Alia is on edge because she just started her new school schedule. They discuss how it’s better for people to find resolution through honest communication rather than physical violence. They chime in on the...
Whormones Podcast Ep.106 The Mathematics of Life Love and Bad Sex
January 05, 2018 13:05Today on the Whormones Podcast Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss the mathematics of life, love and bad sex. Coach Von’s corner appears several times during this episode as Von Decarlo not only talks about basketball, but also try’s to give Alia (and all of the listeners) a taste of her relationship advice. Overall, they discover that neither of them have the best math skills, but it all adds up to be another fun listen as they navigate through the first show of 2018. Have any questions or...
Whormones Podcast Ep.105 What A Year
December 29, 2017 13:00It’s the year end review on the Whormones Podcast as Alia Janine and Von Decarlo reflect on 2017. But before the show could get fully in gear, Von Decarlo had a huge spill that stopped the show. After the pause break and clean up, they had a blast reading fan mail and making plans for the new year. All is well moving forward and both ladies are excited for what 2018 holds for their podcasts and comedy careers. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us...
Whormones Podcast Ep.104 Cyber Christmas
December 22, 2017 13:01Christmas Bells are ringing on the Whormones Podcast as Alia Janine opens the show with gift giving while Von Decarlo catches us up with her current withdrawal of caffeine and sugar woes. They ladies discuss the Vice/Motherboard article featuring Alia talking about the new technology that places celebrity heads on porn videos. Sadly, August Aimes, the beautiful porn star who recently took her own life after being harassed and bullied on social media drives the topic of mental health issues a...
Whormones Podcast Ep.103 The Voices in Your Head
December 15, 2017 13:01This week on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo talk candidly about suicidal thoughts. The discussion gets deeper as they talk about voices in your head that can either encourage you or kill you. Alia is excited about the gym in her new apartment building, and Von Decarlo is extremely forthcoming about her weight gain and the unhealthy love affair she is having with food. Like true comics, by the end of the show, they both conclude that their only real joy is on stage. Have a...
Whormones Podcast Ep.102 Poop Routines and Smoking Cigarettes
December 08, 2017 13:30Today on the Whormones Podcast, Von Decarlo loses her focus when Alia Janine reveals that she had sex earlier in the day. Everything thereafter becomes an unintentional sex pun. The ladies discuss poop routines and smoking cigarettes, as well as plans to get tattoos for Christmas. Von Decarlo suggests doing a comedy show in Chicago so she can crash the hot spot “9 Mag” featured on VH1’s hit show “Black Ink Crew Chicago”. Alia is all in for planning the Chi-town shenanigans so Von can get a ta...
Whormones Podcast Ep.101 Body Count
December 03, 2017 02:37This week on the Whormones Podcast Alia Janine goes into full blown “sex worker” details as Von Decarlo insists that she doesn’t want to talk about it. Meanwhile, Von Decarlo can’t stop asking questions about Alia’s price range and body count. Holidays are approaching and Von Decarlo tries to explain to Alia why she shouldn’t attach a monetary value to her sexuality for men that she is dating outside of the sex industry world. Alia, on the other hand, insists that a blow job is a great Christ...
Whormones Podcast Ep.100 Demon Seed
November 20, 2017 02:25Von Decarlo’s tries to get the demons out of Alia Janie on this week’s episode of the Whormones Podcast by singing the gospel of Amazing Grace. The singing starts with a happy birthday wish for Alia and quickly digresses into a discussion about bi polar disorder. Alia shares intimate stories about her dad, and Von Decarlo over shares about her cousin having her first child at 13. Both ladies share their love of improv and Von Decarlo can’t stop singing the entire episode. She still claims the...
Whormones Podcast Ep.99 Stop Raping and Lying
November 10, 2017 16:52Message from the Whormones Podcast! Stop raping, lying, and drinking. Alia Janie and Von Decarlo discuss harassment and assault again this week, as well as, a women who got fired from her job for flipping the bird at Trump. They touch on the New York City marathon and try to figure out why Alia doesn’t want to be the Kelly Roland of the podcast. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] Find us on Facebook (ht...
Whormones Podcast Ep98- No Tricks or Treats
November 07, 2017 18:22It’s Halloween on the Whormones podcast and the ladies are not having your tricks, or treats. Alia Janine describes her new place in tiny little details, and reads a text from one of the movers who violates policy and texts her privately. Von Decarlo tells a tale of being attacked on Twitter for defending the misuse of the hashtag #MeToo, and how a familiar face was behind the attack; by taking her tweets out of context and feeding them to the Twitter wolves. They discuss social media bullies...
Whormones Podcast Ep97- Petty Pity Party
November 07, 2017 18:07In this lost episode the ladies talk about Alia's moving, comedy drama, and everything else they can't remember because this episode was recorded weeks ago! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] Find us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) DM us on Twitter (http://twitter.com/WhormonePodcast) Please subscribe and rate/review us on… iTunes: http://ow.ly/9rtD3024G6z Stitcher: http://ow.ly/P9R...
Whormones Podcast Ep. 96- Who's The Rapist Now?
October 09, 2017 00:46We're back at The Stand for brunch! Alia is already drunk and Von is going through sensitive period. The ladies talk about working out, over eating, and Nelly's rape accusation. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] Find us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) DM us on Twitter (http://twitter.com/WhormonePodcast) Please subscribe and rate/review us on… iTunes: http://ow.ly/9rtD3024G6z Stit...
Whormones Podcast Ep95- Another Case of the Ushers
September 29, 2017 12:01Alia Janine & Von Decarlo has another jam packed episode as they discuss Alia’s mouth pimple that look like Mt. Ush-more. Alia catches us up on her moving back to the city drama, while Von Decarlo continuously roasts the pimple. They vow to not say the word “literally” ever again, and fail, literally. Coach Von’s corner blasts Donald Trump and the Take A Knee movement, as well as Alia’s white privilege. Pimple not included. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or d...
Whormones Podcast Ep94- Utilities
September 22, 2017 17:45Today on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine is moving back into the city, and the electric company is trying to pull a fast one. Von Decarlo goes from zero to 100 real quick with a caffeine infused sugar rush while discussing her new diet. They chat about older people and technology, and mother’s insisting on helping their adult kids. Von Decarlo becomes super excited about Alia’s mom starting a new company and can’t wait to get her new blanket, dander free. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ...
Whormones Podcast Ep93- Im Gonna Eat You
September 15, 2017 11:02Today on the Whormones podcast Alia Janine and Von Decarlo get a little tongue tied as they tackle cannibalism and poor eye sight. They consider becoming vegetarians, but Alia makes it very clear that she will eat Von Decarlo and her dog Lucy in a crisis. They talk about Hurricane Irma hitting Florida, and in "Coach Von's Corner" they discuss Kaepernick, Michael Bennett, and police violence. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *...
Whormones Podcast Ep92- Cream Pie Not Surprised
September 08, 2017 12:01Today on the Whormones podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss major issues, like, should they re-name the podcast? Or, just remove the W? Or hide the W? Von Decarlo accuses Alia of trying to kill her with the microphone, and they both agree that the struggle for respect in the comedy game is ongoing. Alia is fighting her body and brain against having a baby and they chat about the new iPhone 8, and introduce "Coach Von's Corner." Have any questions or topics that you would like us to...
Whormones Podcast Ep 91- Codeword Makeup
September 01, 2017 12:00The French President is paying thousands of dollars to look good, or is it to feel good? Alia Janie explains to Von Decarlo her theory on high priced call girls posing as Make Up artists for top dollar. Alia also brings up a current story about rape and Von Decarlo drifts into la la land and does her best impersonation of Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors. Continuing, Alia tells Von Decarlo she has a bullet proof vest, which spirals into a discussion about 50 Cent in the movie Get Rich or Di...
Whormones Podcast Ep 90- Shock Therapy
August 28, 2017 19:38It's high self esteem day on the Whormones Podcast. Alia Janine and Von Decarlo tells us all about their killer photo shoot and pats themselves heavily on the back for being awesome. Von Decarlo shuts down Taylor Swifts alleged formation mockery and wants to get Katy Perry to knock TS out in the ring, Money Mayweather style. Alia introduces Von Decarlo to shock therapy for menstrual cramps. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormo...
Whormones Podcast Ep. 89- Taylor Swift's Ass
August 16, 2017 21:58It's Showtime! This week on The Whormones podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo are hanging out at The Standing Room before their monthly comedy show. They cover Taylor Swift’s sexual harassment case, white privilege, & unnecessary miscommunication. They also chat about no sex dating and beating up men. * * * Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] Find us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) ...
Whormones Podcast Ep88- A Case of The Ushers
August 04, 2017 20:45This week on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss moral issues and try to figure out who got the Ushers! Should you listen to R Kelly's music? Watch old episodes of the Cosby show? Let Alia die without treatment?! Von Decarlo pleads for her to not let it burn. Oh, and Alia is wasted. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] Find us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) DM...
Whormones Podcast Ep. 87- Welcome Back to Hell Week
July 25, 2017 12:00It's HELL's week on the Whormones podcast with Alia's Janine & Von Decarlo. The girls are back together after a break, and their periods are no longer in sync. Which means, Alia is scaring the sh*t out of sensitive ass Von Decarlo with her fire starter PMS tendencies. They talk about dating, intimacy, (and lack there of) and much more. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] Find us on Facebook (http://faceb...
Whormones Podcast Ep86- Face Stuffers
June 16, 2017 12:01Eating out & politely burping, Alia Janine & Von Decarlo hang out at The Stand again and discuss their summer show plans for The Whormones Podcast. From a Grease inspired photo shoot to getting tattoos & going full blown breast-out in Times Square while asking random men questions about feminism, the Whoremones podcast is sure to have a kick ass summer! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- [email protected] Find us on Face...
Whormones Podcast Ep85- Pre-existing Conditions
June 09, 2017 12:01Alia Janine and Von Decarlo start out by breaking stereotypes with their names, height, race, and sports knowledge. A white girl named "Alia" a black girl that doesn't play basketball, what type of insanity is this?! (Scarasm, obvi.) The ladies then move onto the age old question, To rape or not to rape?!? Alia and Von discuss rape as a pre-existing condition, as well as other health insurance concerns under Trumpcare. In addition, they ask listeners to chime in on "Coach Von's Corner", and w...
Whormones Podcast Ep84- Farting Insides
May 31, 2017 04:46Your mind doesn't tell you no when your body tells you yes! Yes, go back to sleep! Yes, eat that donut! Sure, smoke that cigarette! Go ahead, it's Memorial Day weekend (or whatever excuse you want to use in order to cheat on your diet). In this episode, The Whormones Podcast with Alia Janine & Von Decarlo discuss the effects of sugar addiction, Presidential Memorial Day Tweets, and much more! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whor...
Whormones Podcast Ep83- Welcome the New Co-Host Von Decarlo
May 12, 2017 12:01Opposites attract, similar shadows, and periods are in sync! On today's episode of the Whormones podcast, Von Decarlo, a.k.a. "Coach Von", joins Alia Janine as the new co-host, and they tell their back stories to each other's fans. The new pair has great chemistry and very different life experiences that have yielded similar results in their journey as stand up comedians. Alia's fans learn of some of the road blocks Von Decarlo faces being the widow of a legendary comedian and having to live ...
Whormones Podcast Ep82- Phantom Egos with Justy Dodge
May 04, 2017 23:24Today I get to sit down with one of my favorite people, Justy Dodge. Justy and I met and bonded over a long night of comedy and some cocaine. The bonds you make with people while on drugs can be very strong, maybe even dependent, depending on who you talk to. We're basically best friends now, even if she doesn't realize it... yet. We dive right in and talk about past drug addicts, growing up in the Midwest, mental illness, and why Justy loves Florida and hurricanes so much. This was a super ...
Whormones Podcast Ep81- Strip Club Vaginas with Tracey Carnazzo
April 27, 2017 23:08Today I sit down and chat with the hilarious Tracey Carnazzo. We discuss the latest sexual harassment case in the comedy world, which comedian Nikki Glaser had posted to her Twitter account earlier this week and what it is like to be a female that can "handle" creepy dudes and ones that cannot. We also talk about a super shitty comedy producer in New York City and how he treats women and other comics in general. We then get into some fun stuff about strip clubs and the difference between full...
Whormones Podcast Ep80- Poppers with Olivia Shepson
April 22, 2017 19:09Today I sit down with baby comic, Olivia Shepson. We met at a show and I liked her deadpan style and jokes about dating, so I invited her on! Olivia grew up in Indiana and started doing comedy about a year ago in Montreal where she went to college. We chat about the dynamics of the comedy scene and how it can sometimes have that high school cool kids table kind of mentality. Olivia is shy, but curious as she tries to ask me how to get a guy to use a vibrator in bed without emasculating them. ...