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Doctor Who Gives A F*ck

207 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★ - 4 ratings

A drunken Doctor Who Podcast for the end times. Featuring JB Anderton (WHO 37), Chris Buchanan (Dirty WHOers) and Sean Homrig (The TARDIS Tavern).

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Episodes

#057 Two Years Later

February 16, 2015 00:26 - 55 minutes - 64 MB

… in which the podcast celebrates its second anniversary by having a mid-life crisis.  However, we do have some early buzz about this summer's stage sequel to the Right Brain Project's "Timey Wimey" show, and the Companion Countdown continues…

#056 They Were Just There

January 30, 2015 00:28 - 49 minutes - 56.6 MB

…in which an uninspired podcaster tries (but mostly fails) to say some nice things about the companions ranking from 30 to 21 on his Companion Countdown.  Seriously, if you're not a completist you probably want to skip this one.  Topics include mom's discontinuity guide, why Vicki should've been the Doctor's granddaughter, and how the Black Guardian is totally watching you masturbate. 

#055 Who's 37 - A Companion Countdown

January 12, 2015 01:29 - 50 minutes - 57.6 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster begins a countdown of Doctor Who companions.  This week it's 37 to 31.  Topics include robot jihads, alien STDs, spaceships as consolation prizes, and questionable accents.

#054 A Bad Case of Crabs

December 26, 2014 22:33 - 16 minutes - 18.4 MB

… in which our flustered podcaster stops caring whether or not the Moffat era is all a dream and figures we're going to see David Tennant in the shower when it's all over.  It's the "Last Christmas" review and the last review podcast until Series 9.  Happy New Year!

#053 The Fur Flies

December 14, 2014 22:24 - 47 minutes - 54.9 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster turns his critical eye on two beloved stories (and one beloved companion) from the classic series.  Happy holidays! 

#052 Suburban TARDIS 2014

December 01, 2014 07:18 - 1 hour - 121 MB

A podcast special recorded at Chicago TARDIS 2014 featuring the "Power to the Podcasters" panel with Lynne Thomas (Verity!), Charles Martin (The Happiness Patrol), David Vox Mullen (New Who Podcast), and Ken Deep (Podshock).  Special guests Mike Fy (Time Crash), Lauren Faits (Geek Girl Chicago), Gordon Dymowski (Zone 4 Podcast), Robert Smith? & Graeme Burke ("Who's 50"), Erika Ensign (Verity!), and John, Joanna & Nicole (2 Girls A Guy and a TARDIS). 

#051 Fan Mail

November 27, 2014 18:15 - 18 minutes - 21 MB

... in which the listeners have their say on Series 8. 

#050 Life in Hell

November 09, 2014 21:54 - 31 minutes - 35.8 MB

… in which a depressed podcaster needs a hug, even if it's the best way to hide your face, as he conducts a port-mortem on "Death in Heaven".

#049 Something in the Water (Does Not Compute)

November 07, 2014 02:21 - 30 minutes - 34.9 MB

…in which the glass is either half empty or half full as our fearless podcaster reviews "Dark Water".

#048 Morning Wood

October 26, 2014 18:24 - 21 minutes - 24.4 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster tries to kick his Coke habbit and finds himself cheering for Team Mickey.  Meanwhile the Doctor can't see the forest for the trees, Danny doesn't bother to take roll call on school field trips, and Clara lies. 

#047 Off the Rails and On the Wall

October 20, 2014 12:42 - 56 minutes - 65 MB

… in which people die aboard a train, monsters hide along the (two dimensional) plane, the Doctor dances in his box, and Queen is covered by a Fox(es).  Also, Clara lies.  Our fearless podcaster reviews "Mummy on the Orient Express" and "Flatline". 

#046 Walking On Eggshells

October 09, 2014 12:43 - 49 minutes - 57.1 MB

… in which "Kill The Moon" is put under the microscope (or rather the telescope) to see if the test comes back positive.  Meanwhile our fearless podcaster catches up with an old friend and fellow Whovian at ARCHON 38. Topics include why Doctor Who is no longer science fiction, ball-jointed dolls and their plans for world domination, and just what is it about redheads?

#045 WHO 37 at ARCHON 38

October 06, 2014 03:15 - 56 minutes - 65.1 MB

A special mid-term review of Series 8 recorded live at the WHO 37 panel at ARCHON 38 in Collinsville, IL with special guest panelists Jennifer Picker of the St. Louis Celestrial Intervention Agency and Marella Sands, a local Sci-Fi author.  Topics also include how to kill a weeping angel and whether Susan is a Time Lord or just a Gallifreyan.

#044 BBC Afterschool Special

October 02, 2014 12:20 - 18 minutes - 20.9 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster stays after school and has another go at reviewing "The Caretaker". 

#043 Zero Percent Interest

September 28, 2014 17:12 - 46 minutes - 53.3 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster plays catch up with a double feature of new episode reviews.  This week it's "Time Heist" and "The Caretaker", and only one of these episodes was reviewed while sober. 

#042 Undercover (Hometown Blues)

September 17, 2014 23:48 - 1 hour - 72.1 MB

… in which The Doctor and Clara have a couple of bedroom scenes, Danny Pink is hot for teacher, and our fearless podcaster returns home to visit two generations of Doctor Who fandom under one roof.  Also a preview of the new Time Crash CD "Regeneration".  WARNING: Spoilers for Broadchurch (from 49:15 to 50:25)

#041 Spoonman

September 09, 2014 06:19 - 33 minutes - 38.1 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster plays with a snowball in September, the Doctor is hording all the ice cream (or is it cookie dough),  and Clara totally crushes the red velvet.  It's this week's new WHO review of "Robot of Sherwood".  There is also a new theory on the mysterious Missy as well as some news on the upcoming ARCHON 38 convention. 

#040 Rusty Innards

September 03, 2014 05:26 - 31 minutes - 35.8 MB

… in which our frustrated podcaster has to use the MacBook's internal microphone to record his review of "Into The Dalek" because of techincal difficulties beyond his control.  To make up for the less-than-stellar sound quality, he also presents a five-year-old recording of a song written over 20 years ago about an alien empath from another Sci-Fi show.  Enjoy. 

#039 Breathe Deep The Gathering Gloom

August 26, 2014 23:32 - 45 minutes - 52.2 MB

… in which the Doctor literally faces off against his enemies, Clara finally develops into a character, Deanna Troi gets drunk and picks a fight in a bar, and our fearless podcaster suffers from con crud as he reviews the Series Eight premiere "Deep Breath" and recounts his experiences at this year's Wizard World Chicago convention. 

#038 Small Finish

August 10, 2014 21:24 - 42 minutes - 49 MB

… in which our fearless podcast explores the strange world of Doctor Who annuals and presents an audio adaptation of "The Body Snatcher" from the 1977 Doctor Who Annual.  He also catches up with some fan mail and ponders the fate of "big box" sci-fi conventions.

#037 Unchained

July 30, 2014 01:37 - 27 minutes - 32 MB

… in which we finally meet the girlfriend of our fearless podcaster.  Our special guest for the 37th episode (in a row?) is Darlene of Do Bats Eat Cats?. We preview her line of Doctor Who inspired chainmaille jewelry and, of course, talk a lot about Doctor Who.  Topics include how River Song found out the Doctor's name, what Sarah Jane was really doing in the attic, and why we're still waiting for Silence to fall. 

#036a WHO 101 (Part 2)

July 22, 2014 23:39 - 50 minutes - 57.4 MB

… in which eight Doctor Who panelists act like the writers' room of the TV movie and argue about what is considered canon, choose their Doctor Who desert island episodes, ponder the idea of the Doctor being played by a child, and ask "which Doctor is Thai food?"

#036 WHO 101 (Part 1)

July 20, 2014 17:11 - 56 minutes - 64.6 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster joins a rag-tag group of Chicago Whovians in a room full of creepy-clown murals for the Chicago Nerd Social Club's WHO 101 panel.  Featuring Gordon Dymowski (Zone 4 Podcast), Phil Salomon (formerly of the "Bar Tab of Rassilon" podcast), Ken Trayling (local Doctor Who cosplayer), John, Joanna & Nicole (2 Girls a Guy and a TARDIS podcast), and Lauren Faits (Geek Girl Chicago). Also we finally have the first guest announcements for this year's Chicago TARDIS con...

#035 Chimeron Girl

July 04, 2014 01:29 - 46 minutes - 53.8 MB

… in which it's the 8th season of Doctor Who all over again with the billowing, red-lined cape of Pertwee … uh, make that the coat of Capaldi, and our fearless podcaster explains why Clara is still "The Impossible Girl".  We also finish DVD commentary for the year with Part Three of "Delta and the Bannermen".

#034 The Crystal in the Kool-Aid

June 23, 2014 05:15 - 44 minutes - 51.1 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster returns to Shangra-La for DVD commentary of Part Two of "Delta and the Bannermen".  Also a stream-of-consciousness journey through the wilderness years (inspired by the latest "Reality Bomb" podcast). 

#033 Delta Dawn

June 08, 2014 20:35 - 36 minutes - 41.8 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster has another go at DVD commentary with Part One of "Delta and the Bannermen".   Also a look ahead at some future appearances on other Doctor Who podcasts and Chicago fan events.

#032 Sexterminate

May 26, 2014 15:19 - 16 minutes - 7.72 MB

… in which a very tired podcaster is still recovering from moving to a new apartment and is too mentally drained to come up with any subjects that probably have been covered already by the other hundred or so Doctor Who podcasts. So instead he pitches some ideas for the upcoming Doctor Who porn parody. 

#031 The Great Deceiver

April 28, 2014 01:17 - 59 minutes - 27.7 MB

…in which our truthful podcaster questions Rule One by looking back at the show's history to illustrate why "The Doctor lies" and what benefits and consequences he and his compaions face because of his lies.  Topics also include Infinite Diversity in Incoming Companions in the comics, and the true inspiration for Sgt. Pepper. 

#030 Who Am I?!

April 12, 2014 23:07 - 31 minutes - 14.7 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster does the cheapest form of self-therapy by taking some Doctor Who online quizzes.

#029 The Old Rugged Blue Box

March 23, 2014 04:45 - 1 hour - 30 MB

…in which our faithful podcaster tackles the subject of religion in Doctor Who and observes how The Doctor has been portrayed as a Christ figure at various points in the series.  We also find out what happens when you cross- breed an elephant and a rhino.  Oh, and by the way, which one's Pink?    

#028 One Year Later

February 21, 2014 05:57 - 1 hour - 40.5 MB

Part Four of Four … in which our fearless podcaster celebrates one year of podcasting by reading some fan mail and finishing his damn top 40 countdown of favorite Doctor Who stories.  Topics include why Amelia Pond prays to Santa, a Cyber voice tutorial, being traumatized by strawberry jelly, and trying not to embarrass your girlfriend in front of the Eiffel Tower.  

#027 Reaching For The Stars

February 03, 2014 01:16 - 1 hour - 40.5 MB

Part Three of Four …in which our fearless podcaster brings up religion, politics and sex while he continues his Top 40 countdown of Doctor Who stories.  Topics include dangerous breasts, Tom Baker going Superfly in the middle of a story, why stupid kids will survive an alien invasion, and Matt Smith doing his Bill Cosby impression.  

#026 Long Distance Dedication

January 26, 2014 21:12 - 1 hour - 35.5 MB

Part Two of Four …in which our fearless podcaster continues his countdown of his Top 40 Doctor Who stories.  This week it's 30 to 21, and it gets a little creepy with companions wielding scissors, Davros serving Happy Meals, and a special appearance by Max Headroom.  

#025 An American's Top 40

January 18, 2014 06:01 - 58 minutes - 27.6 MB

Part One of Four … in which our fearless podcaster begins a countdown of his top 40 Doctor Who episodes.  Topics include suicide, racism, science vs. religious fanaticism, funny walks, and giant roll-on deodorants.  

#024 Matt Finish

December 29, 2013 21:53 - 33 minutes - 15.5 MB

…in which our fully-clothed podcaster says goodbye to Matt Smith with a spoiler-filled review of "The Time of the Doctor".   

#023 Holiday Special 2013

December 15, 2013 07:02 - 1 hour - 33.3 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster catches up with two old friends from his home town at Chicago TARDIS.  There is also a recap of this year's convention, an editorial on the "forgotten" Doctor in the 50th Anniversary celebrations, and songs submitted by listeners.  Also, the secret origin of the WHO 37 theme song is finally revealed.  Happy holidays!  

#022 Suburban TARDIS 2013

December 03, 2013 02:32 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB

A special podcast episode recorded at Chicago TARDIS 2013 featuring a one-on-one interview with classic series sound designer Dick Mills, the "Podcast Playground" panel with Erika Ensign & Lynne M. Thomas of the Verity Podcast and Alex Kennard of the Reality Bomb Podcast, and a report from Gordon Dymowski on the charity auction.  

#021 Rassilon's Rod

November 28, 2013 05:06 - 26 minutes - 12.6 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster finishes what he started with DVD commentary for Part 4 of "The Deadly Assassin".  Expect lots of old man jokes, alcoholic jokes, and male anatomy jokes.  You have been warned...

#020 Good Day

November 28, 2013 04:51 - 33 minutes - 15.7 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster cries his eyes out in celebration of Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary with his review of "The Day of the Doctor." and his own personal tribute to the program.  

#019 Paul Is Dead

November 16, 2013 21:43 - 43 minutes - 20.7 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster gushes all over Paul McGann's ever-so-brief return to the television series, questions just who (or what) Billie Piper is playing in "The Name of the Doctor", and returns to DVD commentary duties with Part 3 of "The Deadly Assassin".  Also the latest updates on Chicago TARDIS, including which panels in which our fearless podcaster is participating.  

#018 Run Through The Light

November 10, 2013 14:09 - 41 minutes - 19.4 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster puts on his "Sexy Doctor Voice", speculates on what part Rose Tyler will play in "The Day of the Doctor", and reviews Big Finish's 50th anniversary audio adventure, "The Light At The End". 

#017 The Wife and the Geek Girl

October 29, 2013 17:46 - 1 hour - 31.7 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster is rocking his Barry White voice (he's got the flu).  Thankfully he doesn't have to carry this podcast by himself.  Joining him in this episode is Lauren Rapciak, local cosplayer and author of the Geek Girl Chicago blog.  Also, a review of the "Adventures with the Wife in Space" book.  

#016 Gordon's Alive!

October 13, 2013 16:28 - 1 hour - 39.2 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster shares the microphone with special guest Gordon Dymowski, co-host of the Zone 4 Podcast and organizer of the Chicago Doctor Who Meetup Group.  Of course we talk a lot about the rediscovered stories "The Enemy of the World" and "The Web of Fear" and also speculate if any other previously-lost stories may be waiting in the wings.  We also preview this year's Chicago TARDIS convention as well as the charity auction that will take place during the convention.  

#015 WHO 37 at ARCHON 37

October 07, 2013 22:13 - 1 hour - 38.7 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster does it in front of a live audience.  Featuring The Doctor Him?Self and other panel attendees.  This episode also includes Part Two of "The Deadly Assassin" DVD audio commentary as well as some news about soon-to-be previously-missing episodes that may or may not materialize.  

#014 Goth Sausage Party

September 29, 2013 00:18 - 40 minutes - 19 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster becomes a fearless DVD commentator.  It's episode one (or "Part One" rather) of "The Deadly Assassin".  Also a preview of all the Doctor Who events happening at ARCHON 37, including the WHO 37 panel.

#013 Space: 1988

September 16, 2013 03:26 - 1 hour - 34 MB

…in which we go back in time to when our fearless (future) podcaster had his computer drawings published in issue 138 of Doctor Who Magazine, an event considered worthy enough to be featured in the local newspaper.  Topics include the horror of buying Doctor Who novels in 1988 bookstores, podcasts hosted by William Hartnell and William Shatner, what Matt Smith and David Tennant had for dinner, and the five-sided TARDIS console.  

#012 is Peter Capaldi

August 04, 2013 21:02 - 10 minutes - 5.07 MB

…in which our fearless podcaster records his initial reaction to the news of Peter Capaldi being cast as the 12th Doctor (because what else would you do when you host a Doctor Who podcast?!?)  

#011 Bash & Crash

July 28, 2013 20:30 - 43 minutes - 20.4 MB

… in which our fearless podcaster auditions for the 12th Doctor and interviews the members of Time Crash, a Chicago Trock band.  There's also more speculation on the 50th anniversary and some complaining about the BBC's double standard regarding spoilers.  

#010 The Balls of Time

July 07, 2013 20:57 - 29 minutes - 14 MB

..in which our fearless podcaster looks back on Matt Smith's tenure as The Doctor, explains what he's looking for in a new Doctor, comes to terms with new series fandom, and shares his final thoughts on the "Timey Wimey" show.  Topics include attention deficit disorder, how Colin Baker got shafted again, TARDIS-shaped guitars, and why the Doctor should not be a woman.  Also, Jupiter the Cat makes a reappearance. 

#009 Timey Wimey Supplemental

June 23, 2013 15:24 - 1 hour - 31.7 MB

We hear more from the cast and crew of The Right Brain Project's production of "The Timey Wimey Fantastic Brilliant Extravaganza (Geronimo!)  Think of these as extras on a DVD.  The track listing is as follows: The Writers' Tale (Mac & Justin) Jen on entering the world of WHO Storefront Theater and The Right Brain Project (Jen, Sarah & Tom) Auditioning for the Doctor (Clint & JB) Directing WHO (Emma, Roxie & Cast) The Cast (Emma, Nathan & Cast) The Two Doctors (Roxie & JB) Dalek Dialogue (JB...