White Bitch Buffet

EP 49 - Dumb like D-U-M-W I'm dumb

August's episode of the White Bitch Buffet. In Netfllix Addictions this month Maxini actually talks about her newest TV obsession and source of paranoia in The Handmaids Tale on Hulu. Max also gives reviews of the new Netflix Original Disenchantment and Blockbuster hit Christopher Robin, and talks about a few shows coming to and leaving Netflix in the coming months. Laura just into TV by reviewing a series of comedians stand up specials, gushing on Jane the Virgin since shes finished it and ...

EP 48 - Sweaty Summer

The July episode of the White Bitch Buffet features a special guest from Big L's childhood and Maxini's college day's, Sara Cornell! Sara plays the role of Barbara Barker in one of our favorite games The Price is Right: Summer Themed! Who knew adirondack chairs were so expensive?? Play along with the bitches and have some fun! Episode 48 also includes our monthly segment: Netflix Addictions where Maxine creates the sub-category "Rom Coms and Crime Drams" talking about the romantic comedies a...

EP 47 - Riverdale Fever

The June Episode (Happy Pride month!!!) of the White Bitch Buffet features special guest from DR High and loyal BSU Bear Kelsey Murphy! Season 2 of Riverdale dropped on Netflix and ya girls got RIVERDALE FEVERRRR just like everyone else in their 20s right.....? She joins the girls in dishing about their latest obsessions in movies and on tv in Netflix Addictions, talking Riverdale, British cooking shows, Westworld, Jane the Virgin, Twin Peaks and of course Riverdale (!!!). Maxini also drops ...

EP 46 - Wedding Season

EP 45 - April showers bring May flowers

Our April EP is here and the White Bitch Buffet is talking wedding showers, baby showers, money showers (nah jk lol). They kick off the episode with classic Netflix Addictions where Maxini dishes on a bunch of flops she just couldn't connect with on her journey to find a new bingeworthy show, but talks about how The Big Family Cooking Showdown might be the show to turn around her luck. She also has what she considers "Shit gets REAL" where she reviews Netflix original show On My Block (Spoil...

EP 44 - Ya Dumb Whore

EP 44 - Ya Dumb Whore!!! Lol we can't resist a good rhyme. March's episode starts off with Netflix Addictions like always, Max talks about The Great British Baking Show: Masterclass, The Joel McHale show with Joel McHale, Santa Clarita Diet Season 2, Adam Devine movies When We First Met and Game Over, Man!, and reviews real movie Game Night. This month we had a special extended version of one of our favorite segments Science Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch, talking about rhinos, mole rats, the male birt...

EP 43 - Spring Olympics

EP 43 - HA HA HEE HEE. In this month's podcast the bitches kick off the episode with Netflix Addictions as always and Max gives updates on her current obsession Jane the Virgin, and the hilarious, elderly hijinks on Grace and Frankie season 3. She also professes her newfound love for The Great British Baking Show, appreciating the stark difference from traditional American cooking competition shows. Maxini finishes her Addictions with rating newly released Netflix Original movie The Cloverfi...

EP 42 - #SneezeFart

Heyooo! Wondering what the hell this episode's name is all about? Listen in, you'll understand soon enough. This month the girls are talking Netflix, Sports, Science and play 2 themed of Guess Whom and Price is Right! Big L and Maxini kick off the episode with Netflix Addictions where Maxine is on her A game. She gives a summary and rating of the shows Alias Grace, The End of the Fxxxing World, Atypical, One Day at a Time and Jane the Virgin. Laura updates you on Fuller House and explains he...

EP 41 - NA NA NACHOS

This month while ya girls were planning the episode, we got half-way through and realized that all of the segments started with the letter "N" so we stuck with the trend and ended up naming the new ep NA NA NACHOS. First segment is Netflix Addictions as always as Max makes her recommendations on Stranger Things 2 and Beyond Stranger Things. Maxini and Big L actually both finally caught up on Broad City on Comedy Central and Laura goes off about Newsroom which she is gearing up to finish on H...

EP 40 - #forty&fabulous

THE WHITE BITCH BUFFET IS 40 Y'ALLLLL!!! We are so happy and excited to have survived for 40 episodes! We kicked off the episode with Netflix Addictions as always and Maxini gave her update on Stranger Things 2 which she finally actually watched (kind of.) Laura voices her disappointments having finally finished the series of How I Met Your Mother before it was yanked from Netflix in mid-November. Big L also talks movies, animated ones on Netflix and an official White Bitch review of The Jus...

EP 39 - Hatchback Bitch Buffet

Welcome to our October podcast! In this episode we keep talking about the things we know best...Netflix! Big L has gained a few Netflix Addictions. She took Maxine's advice and started watching Riverdale and raves all about it. She talks about the newest season of Fuller House and continues her love/hate relationship with How I Met Your Mother. Maxini is always on her Netflix grind and gives you updates on season 3 of Schitt's Creek. She clarifies the difference between the shows Wentworth a...

EP 38 - Florida Maaaaan

The bitches are back in September and better than ever! In this episode we revisit our favorite segments namely Whose News and Netflix Addictions. Maxini gives reviews of beautiful teenagers in Riverdale, stoner teenagers in American Vandal, and then actually good people on The Good Place. She laughed, she cried and she rated them on a scale of 10 stars, except for American Vandal which received a very high score of 6.9 dicks out of 10 ;). Max also dishes on her favorite movies she's seen la...

EP 37 - Robo Bitch Buffet

Welcome to August! In this futuristic episode the girls explain their robotic personalities that were influenced by an interesting job interview Big L had earlier that morning. (*Spoiler* Random robot talk will be intertwined throughout the episode). The girls dish about the exciting Solar Eclipse that crossed coast to coast in the United States on August 21st! They discuss their experiences that day and fun facts about that current and future solar eclipses. Along with the solar eclipse, th...

EP 36 - Grazin' on the Grass Baby Can You Dig it?

On Episode 36 of the White Bitch Buffet, ya girls kick off another summer jam packed hour for you! Maxine brings back Netflix Addictions and talks about finally watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 3! She gives it many praises as it continues to be hilarious and provides social commentary on the ridiculous world that we live in. She also gives recommendations for Killer Women with Piers Morgan despite actually hating Piers Morgan's stinkin guts and Moana despite not being 6 years ol...

EP 35 - Feelin' Jive, Bee Hive, High Dive!

It's officially summer!!! You know what that means? NHL and NBA finals are in full effect! Get updated on all you need to know with Big L in her Sports Talk! segment. The girls jump into one of their favorite segments, Science Biiiitch! where Maxini explains an interesting discovery based off of Albert Einstein's hypothesis! Relating to space, Big L explains a new idea scientists are testing to fight global warming. Also, a new public transportation system has been unveiled in China that rai...

EP 34 - Yo Momma!

In this episode of White Bitch Buffet, Maxini continues to give us an update in Netflix Addictions on the new shows that have joined Netflix. She praises the V-Power in a new show she's been watching, Girl Boss, along with updates on the greatest white bitch of all time, Chelsea Handler and her Netflix original series Chelsea. She recommends the newly aired seasons of both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Master of None. Big L is behind the times with Netflix and breaks down a quick segment of ...

EP 33 - Get Sprung!

It's finally spring!! Join ya girls for White Bitch April and get the sports low-down from Big L on hockey playoffs and a polite mix of all other New England sports. Max dishes on all her latest Netflix Addictions rating shows 13 Reasons Why, BorderTown, Chelsea, and Schitt's Creek. She's got show suggestions for all the stoners out there and netflix addicts alike. Maxini gives her fair share of criticizm on 13 Reasons. The girls get their fave game going Headbandz, this time making up the c...

EP 32 - March Madness

EP 32 is here and ya girls have March Madness!!! Maxini kicks off this months episodes talking about the brackets that her boyfriend made her make and pretty much says everything she knows about March Madness/college basketball (which is not a lot). Although her brackets were smashed into smithereens she is still happy that she knows stuff now. Laura switches sports gears and talks about the rest of the Bruins hockey season and their chances to make it into the playoffs. Max gives her bigges...

EP 31 - Stuff that is Green

EP 31 is ya girls first spring episode of 2017! Maxini kicks off EP 31 with Netflix Addictions, giving reviews of The OA, How to Get Away with Murder, and Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, and talks about how excited she is for Santa Clarita Diet. Update!: Max watched Santa Clarita Diet and gives it 2 thumbs up cause that shit is hella funny and Drew Barrymore and Tim Olyphant are awesome in it, highly recommend it!! Big L gives an overview movies hitting theaters this spring an...

EP 30 - Flirty & Thriving

The bitches recorded this episode early in late December because Big L spent the first 2 weeks of the new year in South Africa!! They start off their first podcast of 2017 reliving the horrible stories of New Year's Eve's past, and sharing horror tales of hiding smoking weed like the little hooligans that they are, now that the drug has been legalized for recreational use in Massachusetts. The girls hope to fuel your new Netflix Addictions as they discuss all of the new content coming to and...

EP 29 - Feelin' Fine

Happy Holidays! The girls are back at it again with another jumbo 45 minute episode! It's that special time of year again and Maxini and Big L are feeling festive! A remix edition to the 12 Days of Christmas called "The 12 Days of Bitchmas" is released and Maxini and Big L list off their top 5 favorite Christmas movies. The New Year is talked about along with a new segment titled "Winter is Coming" in which Big L puts her own spin of Game of Thrones on. Their favorite game of Whose News? is ...

EP 28 - Feelin' Great

Ya girls are back in November with a jumbo 45 minute ep! Max and Laura kick off the episode by recapping on the 2016 election and talking about our new American life with President Trump. They talk about the small victories of the election and ways to be proactive moving forward. Even though Thanksgiving already happened, the girls take a few minutes to reflect on all of the things we have to be thankful for in 2016. Maxini breaks down the latest advancements in gene-editing technology, spec...

EP 27 - The 27 Club

Maxini and Laura introduce the 27th episode by talking about popular term "The 27 Club" which is about a large number of celebrities dying at the age of 27. Maxini gives the run down of a few well known celebrities that are included in this "club". She continues to explain her death arrangements. With the election right around the corner, the bitches introduce Massachusetts' ballot question 1 regarding the addition of slot parlors. Now that the girls have educated you on all 4 ballot questio...

EP 26 - Yay October

Maxini and Laura were just plain old excited for October this year, hence the title "Yay October" lol, they start the podcast by continuing to discuss the Massachusetts Ballot questions for the upcoming November election. The bitches focus on Question 3, regarding conditions for farm animals. The girls explain what the question poses, how it would affect you if passed and give their personal opinions on the matter. The girls stay in a political tone for a bit and take the opportunity to disc...

EP 25 - Quarter Century

September's second episode is the bitches 25th episode!! They start off the episode with a fall themed "Scary Movie Fun Time" and Maxini gives her reviews of the new Blair Witch movie as well as teen thriller Don't Breathe. Laura gives a Netflix review of Sanctum and Max dishes about upcoming movies she's stoked to see. The girls continue their breakdown of the Massachusetts ballot questions for the upcoming November election with question 2 regarding charter schools. What is a charter schoo...

EP 24 - Fallin Into Fall

During the first episode of September Maxini and Big L introduce a new segment to get familiar with during the election season where they explain question on the Massachusetts 2016 ballot. Can you guess which question they began with?... Did you guess Marijuana Legalization? Cause that's it! They continued to talk about the VMAs and performances that occurred recently. And with football season rolling around the corner they do a little Sports Talk piece. Last but not least the bitches dish a...

EP 23 - Sleepy Hollow

The second episode for August was a lil sleepy this month. The bitches had a hard time getting their schedules to fit but when they finally did they busted out this lil ditty. Maxini kicks off the episode with indulging in her latest Netflix Addiction and gives her endorsement for hot, new show Stranger Things. She gives a synopsis of the premise with limited spoilers and encourages Laura to give it a shot as well. The girls play a round of their fave game, The Price is Right, and battle it ...

EP 22 - We're feelin' 22

I don't know about you, but we're feeling 22 this month. Joining us as our special guest throughout this episode is our mutual BFF Meaghan! She guest starred on our very first episode and is back for more. This episode, we break down the importance of voting even in this very bizarre, unfortunate election. We lighten the mood with a game called Guess Whom. With the month of August upon us, we customize this game of Guess Whom to a Hot and Sweaty edition, meaning our chosen people are either ...

EP 21 - Legal Bitches

July's second episode is 21, Legal Bitches!! Laura and Max discuss their 21st birthday escapades as they celebrated them together but in very different ways, via a partybus vs a surprise party. The girls let the show take a more serious note as their share their thoughts, concerns and support for the #blacklivesmatter movement and their thoughts of what their peers can't stop sharing on Facebook about police brutality. Family Feud brings the show back into the sunny side of things, as Maxini...

EP 20 - White Bitch Fourth of July

Maxini and Big L take the Fourth of July by storm in a top 4 segment where they explain their top 4 foods at a cookout, top 4 yard games, top 4 do's and dont's of fireworks and top 4 songs on your 4th of July playlist. A discussion about scary movies and paranormal situations occurs as well. Remember to stay tuned halfway through July for another 25 min. episode! 

EP 19 - Up For Seconds?

Congrats! You found our second half of our June episode where Maxini and Laura break down new emoji ideas and replacements for the Republican nominee. With Father's Day around the corner, they give gift suggestions and finish off explaining the newest thing science is up too with a segment called Eye See. 

EP 18 - We Saucin'

In our first attempt at recording half shows Big L drops her own mix of Post Malone's White Iverson called "Saucin'" featuring Nikki Bo Bikki. Maxini and Big L break down their 18th birthdays in courtesy of episode 18. Meghan Trainor is idolized for being a bad ass bitch and the girls wrap up with handling adulthood. Remember to stay tuned half way through the month for the next short episode! 

EP 17 - Diecisiete

EP Diecisiete also known informally as “Bufet de las blancas putas” is our spanish-themed Cinco De Mayo episode! Big L breaks down Cinco de Mayo’s legit history, then the bitches share their fave ways to celebrate white girl style. The girls try their hand at Matematicas en espanol and make pretty big fools out of themselves as a result. They also break down their fave ways to chow down in “KNO YA TACO” and give you a fair share of spanish insults from the internet. @whitebtchbuffet @its...

EP 16 - Sweet 16

EP Sweet 16 brings you on a magical journey with your bitches talking the latest fads in "On Trend/ Non-Trend," movie reviews with Max and movies coming up with Laura, and a classic game of "Guess Who." This ep also features Big L dishing on "What's the dizzle on the grizzle" and Maxini talking national womens day! Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com  

EP 15 - Baby No Name

EP 15 brings you the bitches dishing about recent celebrity babies, Maxini gushing about the latest developments in science, a classic game of Whose News, and some good ol' political commentary by Big L.

EP 14 - Bad Bitch Spotlight

The Bitches interview model and YouTube's popular Alex (LearningToBeFearless) and discuss Valentine's Day, Netflix addictions and play a game of Finish The Lyric. Big L and Maxini drop a special Valentine's Day Rap. 

EP 13 - Bakers Dozen

Join your bitches in their 13th episode for a few holiday themed games; celebrity naughty or nice, snow or no pros and cons, and winter 20 questions. Ya girls name the top 13 desserts. Stay tuned next month for a bad bitch spotlight interview with youtube's learningtobefearless, Alex! 

EP 12 - 1 Year Bitchiversary

The Bitches celebrate the podcast's 1st anniversary with highlights from the past year! Join Big L and Maxini as they play a rousing game of celebrity guess whom and debut new segment "YOU GO!!/YOU NO!!" This episode also features November movie fun time and a New England sports roundup 

EP 11 - White Witch Buffet

Join your White Witches in their Halloween ep and get the scoop on last minute costumes, drunken pumpkin ideas, and halloweed tips! Then the bitches get real serious when they discuss corny dad jokes and twitter drafts.

EP 10 - SepTENber

Learn what the month of September is all about, the great things women are up to and how to cook on a budget. A segment of bad news, worse news is introduced as well as 10 things you need to drop now that it's fall. 

Girlz With The Food

The recent film Straight Outta Compton inspired Big L and Maxini to take on the track Boyz n the Hood with their own twist as they rap about what they love most, food. 

EP 8 - White Bitch Game Show

Big L travels to Maxini's turf in Worcester, MA for the White Bitch Game Show. Join us and the Worcester homies for celebrity taboo, price is right, finish the lyric, family feud and jeopardy.Who will win, Team Maxini or Team Big L?

EP 7 - White Girl Fads, Pride Month, & Things you didn't know Science could already do

Join your fave white bitches Maxini and Big L as they discuss the ins and outs of different white girl fads, review movies and yard games, talk about LGBT Pride month, Science, and rap about Father's day.

EP 6 - Summer Bucket List & Whose News

Episode 6 features our special guest Nikki as we talk about your summer bucket list, summer playlist, Maxine's graduation and a game called Whose News?

EP 5 - White Bitch Awards

White Bitch Buffet Awards Categories: Best Frozen Pizza, Biggest Fuckboy of 2014, Best solo car jam, would you rather: a. get fucked in the ass & fart out cum, b. shart yourself in public, or c. projectile vom on The Rock, best Late Night Talk show, Fave Social Media, Celeb Step-dad, Celeb Baby-Mama.