There are twins, they're named Chad and Alex.  Chad is a Paris/LA guy who is flexible and proclaims to have a huge surprise.  Alex head butts people whilst smoking stogies.  Terrible green screen is aplenty in this movie along with the normal action tropes of guns that don't need to be reloading, lesbian panic, mustaches, evil brits, and penthouse models.  This was a fairly average movie to watch but we found plenty to talk about.  BEWARE: there are several 15 minute tangents in here.