Whiskey and The Surfer

The WOKE Tap to Logical Arm Bar

More Fake News, Real Rock and Real America, one rock riff at a time. Maryland Deathfest gets two new ragers, Rogan crushes Fauci, NY Post loses a writer and more!

TWOOOO O Clock Rock 4/27/21

The Fake News Train Rolls on!

One O Clock Drop 4/27/21

More Fake News

It's Noon on 4/27/21!

John Kerry ruins the 4th of July Again, More Fake News and you never know which thrash legends will show up

April 26th Pre-Show Live Stream

Raging, Muni Waste, Ringworm, Napalm Death, Lips, BeeGees, Billy Joel, Septic Flesh, Double shot of Live Motorhead, Triple shot of Terrifier, Train of Thought, Death, Terrordome, Belphegor, Skullpted, Wasteland Riders, Chronosphere, Velozza, Bleachers, Band of Horses, Faith No More, B52s, Korrozia Metala, Ramones, Talking Heads, Simple Minds, RKL, Vandals, Black Flag and more!!! Plus the fastest, funniest more furious fake news ever.

Fauci's Racist Knife Fight 4/25/21

Raging, Muni Waste, Ringworm, Napalm Death, Lips, BeeGees, Billy Joel, Septic Flesh, Double shot of Live Motorhead, Triple shot of Terrifier, Train of Thought, Death, Terrordome, Belphegor, Skullpted, Wasteland Riders, Chronosphere, Velozza, Bleachers, Band of Horses, Faith No More, B52s, Korrozia Metala, Ramones, Talking Heads, Simple Minds, RKL, Vandals, Black Flag and more!!!

Mail In Vaccine 4/16/21

We find news based on only the Headline and read it live on air for the first time. Welcome to the simulation that is Denver's Top Iconic Rock. This week! We are RAGING with Demolition Hammer, Sadus, Agressor, Artillery, Basement Torture Killings from the UK, Biowarfare from Venezuela, Bloodrust, Cannible Corpse, Crimson Caliber from Alberta Canada, Defiatory from Sweden, Go Ahead and Die, Hidden Intent from Australia, Moratory from St. Petersburg Russia, Nervosa, SEPULTURA, Soulfly, Spellfor...

DRI WORSHIP...ARGUMENT THEN WAR

EVEN THE SCORE!

DMX RIP

Leave the Cities ASAP. Buy Guns and Ammo Vaccine Passports, DMX, Woman has a 14-pound baby, Fighting against both the Passport and Social Credit Score. Boston Hospital goes Ultra Woke Opinion. Stolem Ambos and Cop Cars. Bloodkill, Hatebreed, Evil, Executor, Gotar from Poland, SEPULTURA, School Thrash from Brazil, Triple shot of GRINDPAD. Plus DMX, CRUE, JP, KISS, more Fake News and More! The Riots will commence no matter the verdict.

FLU ID RACISM Whiskey and The Surfer 4/9/21

Leave the Cities ASAP. Buy Guns and Ammo Vaccine Passports, DMX, Woman has a 14-pound baby, Fighting against both the Passport and Social Credit Score. Boston Hospital goes Ultra Woke Opinion. Stolem Ambos and Cop Cars. Bloodkill, Hatebreed, Evil, Executor, Gotar from Poland, SEPULTURA, School Thrash from Brazil, Triple shot of GRINDPAD. Plus DMX, CRUE, JP, KISS, more Fake News and More! The Riots will commence no matter the verdict.

Godspeed DMX

DMX RIP

4444minsoWATSGLORYREPEAT

Triple Best Of Sunday Episode...DONT EAT EM!!! GOT ME

Easter Iron Brigade from either 2018, 2019 or 2020

MinneRiots Regardless April 2

Whiskey and The Surfer Denver's Top Iconic Rock. Enjoy the Digital Simulation one giant Improv at a Time. Exodus, Terror, Death Before Dishonor, Cro-Mags, Testament, ST, Obituary covering Power Trip, Warbringer, Happy Birthday to Angus Young!, Ravager, Rolomento Atomico, Nuclear Assault, Moscow Death Brigade, Ireful, Accept and Brigade of Crow from Indonesia. The government and platforms are using Sentiment Analysis to create Digital Cages for all Dissent. Woman glues a boxing glove on her ...

Saturday Night Best Of Rager

Some Classics! See ya Monday!

Zuckerg's Chicom Censor REDO1

Removed by Spotify. Zuckerberg's Chicom Censor Episode was removed due to a Takedown Request. I will have it up again on Monday along with a new Episode of Whiskey and The Surfer. Today we talk about today's Nazis joyfully demanding your compliance for your Safety as the Corporations prepare us for Eternal Global Climate Based Lockdowns. They have 1 Gimmick. Create Panic, Profit and Steal your Freedom and Wealth. It's 1 Gimmick in different forms they've used for 150+ years. The Variants gimm...

March 22 Biden's Ramped Up Failures

Public Enemy, Quad Shot of Death Threat, Eddie Money, 38 Special, Minor Threat, SLAPSHOT, CRO-MAGS, Ramones, TOXICO, Mercyful Fate and More. The First, Fastest and Funniest Simulated Radio Experience on the Planet is here with the Fakest Fake News and the Global Expose over Humanity's Common Enemy. Video Up Later Today. Free

3/21/21 Weekend Time Traveler 2

Here are some fun jammers, I'll be back in Early March! Vacation starts this Tuesday.

Weekend Time Traveler 3/21/21 Part 1

Here are some fun jammers, I'll be back in Early March! Vacation starts this Tuesday.

Tuesday AM

Lets GO DEEP

I;ll Tell YOU KNOW LIES

ROCK N ROLL REBELS

Moshn in the Simulation!!!

March 8 Night Time Ragers

Fake News, Really Fake News, The Top Iconic Rock, shiz we made up and other things that are totally true. The NBA blows and Megan Markle is the worst.

March 6 Midnight Maniac

Fake News, Really Fake News, Saving Humanity, NWA, SLAYER, DRI, Deeeeep Cuts from DJ Phant0m and some jams never before played. Come Hang out!

March 5th Midday Maniacs

Oblio CRUSHES at the vet

Oooooh ya whoooo yeaaaah!! Hatebreed, Terror, YOU are moshing in the Simulation! Billy Idol?

Midnight Maniacs 3/3/21

Come hang for Three Hours. Today's Show, Unreleased Chunks, Best of and Deeeeep from the Archives of Ignorance.

IRON REAGAN RAGING!

DJ Phant0m goes Country WTF

I'm completely lost. Fake News, More Woke Nonsense and we almost die waiting for Andrew Cuomo's Press Conference.

March 3rd, Woke Racist Babies

The systems collapse is glorious! Are you enjoying the End Times which lead to The Golden Age?

Wednesday 3/3 Da Rona is OVAH

Enjoy this 11:45 Am Check in.

March 1st Beware the IDES

Come Get Some Sweet Thrash, New Jams from Metal Blade and the BEST and TOP ICONIC ROCK in the name of THE BEST AMERICA EVER. Is it the middle of the Night? Are you listening? THEN YOU WON! MOSH ON!!!

Hanging out Live on a Sunday

3 Hour Montage of Greatness. Our second attempt at a 77 minute show ends in Glory!

Feb 28 Best of Episode

Deep in the Archives

3D Printed Limbaugh Shits

Rachel Levine for ICE Director! We 3D Print Rush Limbaugh 5D Chess shits. THEN IN AN ALARMING TWIST, I MADE UP We get a government competitor who is creating Hannity, Levine, Levine, and Limbaugh shits. Metallica has NO REMORSE. Testament starts with LOW. Simulated Sunsets to Enjoy Forever!

Feb 24 Best Of Episode

Feb 15 21 Episode 333 ENTIRE SHOW

DJ Phant0m, slighted after receiving zero valentine's day love, sends the Pre-Show Alice in Chains, Metallica, Chevelle, Godsmack, TV on the Radio, Portugal. The Man. Despite being wounded by this horror show, we press on and talk Chicken grinder death, sex robot cheating, Gorilla Glue Pranks, Sham Impeachments, Biden's Mario Kart and Nadler's Hoverround recreate Deathrace 2000 with migrants. PLUS! Talking Heads, The Outfield, Simple Minds, The Cars, Bad Company, Municipal Waste, Dystopia, TS...

Feb 15 21 Episode 333 SHOW ONLY

Full show drops Monday's on Rokfin.com/JT and Friday Night Midnight PST Here on Iheart and where you get this version. DJ Phant0m, slighted after receiving zero valentine's day love, sends the Pre-Show Alice in Chains, Metallica, Chevelle, Godsmack, TV on the Radio, Portugal. The Man. Despite being wounded by this horror show, we press on and talk Chicken grinder death, sex robot cheating, Gorilla Glue Pranks, Sham Impeachments, Biden's Mario Kart and Nadler's Hoverround recreate Deathrace ...

Unleashing Vaders Kreator

New Podcast drops Monday Right here on ROKFIN.COM/JT Unleashed, Vader, Kreator, Trump's Show Trial. Biden turns the White House into a Pier One Imports to suck Xi Jinpings wang. The rot of the Neocon/Liberal Globalist Cancerous Corpse is being laid bare while they refuse to help a single citizen during this contrived Hysteria. Performing this coming week Feb 18-20 at Goodnight's here in Raleigh, Sam Tripoli Headlines!

Black History Month Part 1 of 3

Didn't watch a single snap of the COVID SB. 7 Trophies worth of America brought you from Rock Ragers from Def Leppard, TING TING's, RATT, Sepultura, TERRORIZER, 38 Special, KISS, J Geils, RUSH, Men at Work, Talking Heads, Flock of Seagulls, Napalm Death and Night Ranger!! Plus, the FIRST, FASTEST, and most FURIOUS FAKE NEWS EVER in the HISTORY OF SOUND!

Happy F'D Friday

America is Over. The new normal is Mao's Flesh Banquets meets the Bolsheviks Firing Squad except now they have drones. Can they pull off a 75Million person Holocaust? This is 50 years in the making. Enjoy your life, it's almost over.

HEAD GAMES 2/3 I could take more!!!

Jan 27 Ragin For ALL AMERICANS

None of this is real. We Live Beyond Austin's Computer MOSH! Go HARD or DIE!whiskeyandthesurfer.com Glad You are HERE. Enjoy your breath! YOUVE MADE IT! SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK Survivin KID ROCKS "Re-Education" CAMP for people who LOVE METAL!!! Hide a Body in the NAME OF CO-SIGNERS!!!!!!! Alive=More than BANKING Alive MOSH

Bonus Best of Show! 1/26/21

Some Best of Archives to laugh and sing along while the world succumbs to the Tyranny of Worldwide Wide Mercantile Communism, Forced Labor Camps, and The encroaching Police State.

GaGas Gold Dipped Albatross

Great for Cardio. Enjoy the Simulation. None of this is real and so far its not illegal to read fake news stories for the first time on camera. Banned from China's State media Twitter. Whiskey and The Surfer is banned in Cuba, North Korea, Iran , and Syria so we're doing something right. Triple shot of Cro-Mags, Madball, Terror, Hatebreed, The Cars, Toto, Styx, ELO, Boston, Iron Reagan, ST, Pitboss 2000 and more! Day 1 as a minority. Wakeborder's Electrocution features Miracle. Millionaire la...

Illegal Blinking as Dissent

Progressive Thought is exposed during EXODUS, The Toxic Waltz when your Freedom is kicked in the head and the heartless in the name of progression cut off their root home. Anthrax has the Time. Enjoy Now, its all you have ever believed you've had. Van Halen visits from beyond and Magic is HERE. I like the nightlife baby. Raging in the Simulation, Triple Shot of TESTAMENT, Double Shot of Suicidal, EDDIE MONEY, METALLICA's Four Horseman Pale to Biden's Cabinet. We talk about the Off-World Dead ...

RAGING IN FLORIDA'S SIMULATION

Raging in the simulation w Napalm Death, Death, Cannibal Corpse, Boston, Double Shot of Maiden and TESTAMENT! The Fastest and Fakest Fake News in the HISTORY OF SOUND! TOTO, REO SPEEDWAGON, AF, MADBALL, CRO-MAGS(JJ) and SLAPSHOT. KREATOR, VAN HALEN and METALLICA!!! YOU ARE MOSHING!!!

False Flag Capitol F-MINUS

Raging in the Simulation with the Most Rageous Top Iconic Rock. Florida Fake News, Metal, Thrash, Punk, and Hardcore, Come get the Podcast Commercial-Free at rokfin.com/JT 4 Hours Early than the rest of the Non-Fin World plus the full Video. Also at Rumble, Bitchute. Find me on Twitter @Johntole and get the least Commercial-Free Version or enjoy what's happening here with the interuptions.

Sh!tten Up a Rental @ The Witch Museum

Double shot of RATT, Hard Moshing with Terror, Ringworm, Cruel Hand, The Crue, The Cars, Skid Row(The band, not the alley where I was forced to Wipe in Kamala Harris' America), Testament and More! The Wife and I head to Salem, MA and we had an accident no one could ever imagine. Did I say Voldormort outloud in Salem and the Devil made me pay? 40/60 Maybe.