You're a College Has-Been

Yes, that's right, we're outing you. Today the twins lament the loss of their extremely narcissistic social lives where they basked in the glow of a societally fueled sense of self-worth. But here's why it's actually better to out yourself and cut your losses rather than be those "miss these slimes, throwback" bitches. They also talk about how their 21st might be in quarantine, while reminiscing on their high school years when they did not, in fact, get a life-sized teddy bear from their friends. "21st birthday with this slime" kinda time.