In Donald Trump news, the former president says he will be reinstated as president by August. That'll be an interesting inaugural address. Not the speech-- the physical address--which will either be Leavenworth or Folsom prison.

In Oklahoma, a highway was just named after Trump. If you want to know the exact location, it's the only patch of highway where all the cars drive in the far right lane.

Did you guys catch this? John Hinckley Jr, the man who shot and almost killed President Reagan, has rebranded himself as a singer-songwriter and started a YouTube channel for his love songs. I wish him well. I just hope the ultra sensitive cancel culture Social justice warriors don’t dig something objectionable up from his past.

Bonus Story! In Florida, two children aged 12 and 14 stole AK-47s and went on a shooting rampage against the police. An official said they were still the best behaved teens in Florida that day.