Hey Listener, grab your lightsaber and power up the Millennium Falcon
because Stand Up Comedian/Co-Host of the Bastard Sermon Luke Young is back on the show and we’re talking about Star Wars. This week we’re chatting about who and what we love (Light Side) and hate (Dark Side) the most in the Star Wars universe. Topics this week include: It’s Luke’s third appearance on the show and he wants to be courted. People call you Lukey? Have you thought about just being Brendan Schaub, Bapa? Luke doesn’t trust people, that’s why he doesn’t have a sports car. Is it tattooing anime or tattooing manga? Star Wars: a family affair. Luke Young: Amatuer Star Wars historian. Don’t disregard the EU (a recurring theme of this episode). Just because it’s different doesn’t mean it’s good. How embarrassing must it be to get taken out by R2-D2? Balancing the Force is basically AA. We don’t want political statesmen in our laser sword fantasy. Vice-Admiral Holdo’s “plan” was the Titanic. The Ole Miss Admiral Ackbars and other sick pop culture mascots. Hey CIA, you can lie to us about Greedo or JFK, not both. Get these space scooter kids out of here. What is your favorite alien that doesn’t speak English and your host has issues with Ewoks. Head kicking Porgs. What happened to the Rancor Monster Trainer?  Your host really needs to get a producer for the show. Keep the Star Wars color palette neutral. Land Speeders the Toyota Corollas of the Star Wars Universe. Space Boston. Ugh, Jar Jar Binks. Proto sabers suck. You can murder all of the aliens and dudes in helmets that you want. 

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