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What Were They Thinking?

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Nathan and Brendan discuss truly awful movies while trying to keep their sanity in tact. Full disclosure: We may be in love with the movies we deem terrible. New episodes uploaded every Thursday! Logo created by Mariah Lirette. Theme song by Taylor Sheasgreen of the Motorleague.

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A Cinderella Story (w/Mariah Lirette)

May 05, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour

The guys welcome back Mariah to talk about another one of her Childhood Movies (TM, All Rights Reserved). This time, it's 2004's A Cinderella Story starring Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray. The gang all marvel at how quick Chad Michael Murray is at texting, they pull their hair out at the movie trying to convince everyon that Duff is a plain-Jane, Mariah points out all the horribly-aged dialogue/jokes, there is a VERY heated debate about the ending and much more. Plus: Rudy Giuliani does ...

BMX Bandits (w/Jerika Layne)

April 28, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour

Nathan is back! And alongside Brendan, they welcome back recurring guest and extreme sports expert Jerika to discuss the Australian Nicole Kidman BMX/crime movie - BMX Bandits. They talk about the characters very carefully doing their "stunts," the similarities between this movie and Mad Max Fury Road, a lot of threatened violence towards minors and more. Plus: Jerika declares herself President of Television and launches a crusade against film! Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday...

Replicas (w/guest co-hosts Spy Hards Podcast)

April 21, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour

Joining Brendan this week are a couple o' fellas - Agents Cam and Scott from the Spy Hards podcast. Together, the three of them talk about Replicas, the 2018 Keanu Reeves vehicle that everyone forgot about... or never knew existed. They talk about the horrific Cronenberg-esque body horror of the opening scene, Thomas Middleditch's tragic character trajectory, the camera lusting after Alice Eve, the truly baffling third act twist and much more. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday ...

Cyborg (w/guest co-host Brent Fullen Jr.)

April 14, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour

Joining the guest co-host train this week is Brent from the Home Video Hustle as he helps Brendan break down the Jean-Claude Van Damme "classic" - Cyborg. The guys talk about the baffling decision to not make Jean-Claude Van Damme play a cyborg, the awful special effects with Pearl's robot head, all of the hack filmmakers that stole from this masterpiece, JCVD phoning it in, the two sequels with ALL-STAR CASTS and much more. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take...

Jumper (w/guest co-host Galen Howard)

April 07, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour

Back on track this week as Brendan and special guest co-host and friend of the show Galen Howard tackle the 2008 failed franchise-starter, Jumper. The guys talk about Galen's knowledge of celebrity bathrooms, all of the inconsistencies of 'jumper' powers, nobody reacting whatsoever to otherworldly amounts of destruction, Samuel L. Jackson' white wig and much more. Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! What We've Been Watching: The Bat...

2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus (w/guest co-host Jason MacLeod

March 31, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour

This week, Nathan is away but tradition continues as the fifth Thursday of the month brings another Small-Screen Shameful. Brendan is joined by guest co-host Jason MacLeod as they talk about the German-made Christian government conspiracy film, 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus. They talk about a whole host of things like communism "all over the place," the broken English script, Google Image search hackers, Roy abandoning his followers when any situation turns dangerous, the villain's awfu...

Heroes of Wrestling (w/Ryan Gilbert)

March 24, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour

The MARCH TO WRESTLEMANIA concludes with a discussion of the worst wrestling PPV of all time - Heroes of Wrestling. Luckily, Ryan Gilbert comes back to share in the collective pain as the tragic trio talk about Jake Roberts' amazing comeback since this time, a commentator who doesn't know the names of the most basic wrestling maneuvers, the absolute worst tag team match(es) of all-time, terrible finishes, technical difficulties up the wazoo and much, MUCH more. Check our social media on Sund...

Body Slam (w/Ryan Gilbert)

March 17, 2022 04:01 - 1 hour

This week, the guys start the MARCH TO WRESTLEMANIA by discussing a wrestling movie with returning guest Ryan Gilbert. This time, the movie on the chopping block is... Body Slam, the 1986 opus featuring the Face from The A-Team, Roddy Piper, Captain Lou Albano, Billy Barty and a slew of others! The guys are confused if this is Hal Needham's final film or not but they do talk about Billy Barty's homophobic catchphrase, wrestling shows with one match on the card, Captain Lou Morano and much mor...

The Experts (w/Galen Howard

March 10, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour

This week, the guys are joined by Galen Howard and unintentionally continue with the theme of the Cold War and evil Russians by talking all about the John Travolta film The Experts. It's a movie in which two idiots are dropped into a fake American town in Moscow (unbeknownst as fake to them) to teach future undercover agents how to be hip! The guys talk about all of the bad improv scenes with no real jokes, the endless opening credits, the Travolta/Preston dance scene, sandwich pornography an...

Rambo III

March 03, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour

We do apologize that this episode is unfortunately so relevant to recent events in the news but hope we can give you some laughs with this dumb, dumb action movie. This week, it's time to talk about the conclusion of the original John Rambo trilogy, the aptly-named... Rambo III. First thing's first, the guys dive a bit into the weird naming conventions of this franchise, Brendan is weirded out when he sees Rambo riding a horse, they discuss the cartoon and the old Jewish man who voiced the t...

Winter's Tale (w/Sharon Horwatt)

February 24, 2022 05:01 - 2 hours

This week, the guys are joined by first-time guest Sharon Horwatt, who bestows the Colin Farrell fantasy romance Winter's Tale upon them. This is the film in which it is discovered that making love to Colin Farrell is a death sentence and it also features an astounding cameo. You'll also hear about details in the source material that were left OUT of the movie, all of the lens flares, Russell Crowe's Irish accent, wasting prestige actors on nothing roles and much more. Check our social media...

Geostorm (w/Everything I Learned from Movies)

February 17, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour

This week, the guys are joined by Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies to discuss a very important film - Dean Devlin's (but really Roland Emmerich) Geostorm. From Gerard Butler playing an astrophysicist and using a terrible American accent to the world coming together in perfect unity, this film is one of the biggest fantasies ever covered on the show. Just how stupid do you have to be to see Ed Harris in a film and truly wonder who the villain will turn out to be in the end? A...

Casper (w/Mariah Lirette)

February 10, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour

It's Mariah's turn to pick the movie and she also joins the guys to discuss it! That's right, this week they discuss the 1995 big-screen adaptation of a "beloved" cartoon - Casper. They talk about the very dark turns and foul language in this children's film, the controversial choice of Casper having four fingers (and weirdly referencing it!), the Lazarus and its ability to only bring ONE person back to life, Nathan's love for Cathy Moriarty and much more. Check our social media on Sunday fo...

Black Dog (w/Andy Hamilton)

February 03, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour

It's that time of year when the better halves get to pick the movie! This year, Patty picked the Patrick Swayze vehicle (no pun intended) Black Dog. Thankfully, Patrick Swayze-certified expert Andy Hamilton joins the guys to help them break down this insane truckin' movie. Why does Meat Loaf disappear for 45 minutes of the film? Is Jack Crews secretly a mass murderer? Was Randy Travis purposely singing really badly and if so, why does it suddenly get way better an hour later? Is there a buddy...

Old (w/Lindsay Escoffery)

January 27, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour

To cap off an eventful month of last year's misfires, your hosts take aim at one of the wildest rides: the M. Night Shyamalan movie Old, which asks the question: what if everyone was stuck on an island that aged you super-quickly and no one talked like a human being? Listen to the drama unfold as Lindsay joins the fray for another Shyamalan banger where they discuss the overwhelming amount of foreshadowing, the absolutely insane and unintentionally hilarious childbirth scene, the greatest nam...

Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (w/Home Video Hustle)

January 20, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour

Pressing forward through the worst of 2021, the guys tackle a found-footage disasterpiece known as Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin. Thankfully, they have recruited a helping hand in Brent from the Home Video Hustle podcast, who appreciated this nap of a movie. So why is this episode longer than usual for such a nothing movie? Well, they may have gotten off-topic... a lot. They do discuss the nonsensical camera work, the legalities of obtaining hospital security footage, Brendan's hatred of o...

Space Jam: A New Legacy (w/Jerika Layne)

January 13, 2022 05:01 - 2 hours

And onwards into 2021, the guys discuss another reboot/sequel many years removed from the original film in the form of Space Jam: A New Legacy. The guys are also joned by resident extreme sports expert Jerika, who tries to help them figure out if the original Space Jam exists in this world as a movie or a real-life event. They also bemoan the lack of any Jock Jams, wince at how incredibly long the actual basketball section of the film is (half of a TWO-HOUR MOVIE), cringe at all the Warner Br...

Mortal Kombat

January 06, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour

All January-long is reserved to "celebrate" the Worst of 2021 and so the guys start off hot by talking about Mortal Kombat, the R-rated attempt at creating a better version of the 90s flick. Why does the tournament never actually happen in the movie? What's with all the obnoxious shoehorned video game references? Why suck up to the fans this much and yet still introduce a COMPLETELY NEW main character? Is "Arcana" this movie's version of "metachlorians"? All this and more! Check our social m...

Livestream for the Cure 2020: Cool Cat Saves the Kids

December 30, 2021 05:01 - 59 minutes

Your hosts are on vacation until January so enjoy their segment from back in April on the hugely successful charity event "Livestream for the Cure" run by the wonderful Nicholas Haskins! And yes, they discuss Cool Cat Saves the Kids, a very strange "feature-length" PSA created by the very strange and problematic filmmaker Derek Savage. They talk about how the cat costume can barely move, Cool Cat being the product of bestiality (that's not even a joke, they LITERALLY show his biological paren...

Star Wars Holiday Special

December 23, 2021 05:01 - 1 hour

In an episode exclusively released on Patreon a couple of years ago until this very moment, Nathan and Brendan dive head-first into one of the worst things ever broadcast on television - the Star Wars Holiday Special. In this festive episode, you'll hear all about George Lucas' lies, wookie orgasms, the origins of a much-beloved Star Wars character, all the questionable guest star appearances and much, MUCH more. Next week: enjoy our Livestream for the Cure segment on the baffling "family fi...

Home Sweet Home Alone (w/Mariah Lirette)

December 16, 2021 05:01 - 1 hour

Tis the season! The guys present their Christmas episode with regular recurring Christmas guest Mariah Lirette as they discuss the Disney Plus Exclusive Home Sweet Home Alone. Does this movie really think that making the 'burglars' into a likeable cute family was the appropriate update for this film? Why does the movie keep forgetting that Jeff is a computer genius when he can't figure out simple mechanics? Why does this movie waste nothing roles on so many talented comedians? And could that ...

Manos: The Hands of Fate

December 09, 2021 05:01 - 1 hour

To celebrate 200 episodes of podcasting, the guys talk about Manos: The Hands of Fate, one of the all-time worst and most incomprehensible movies ever made. Despite that, how is this film linked with an Academy Award-winning screenwriter? Is Neil Breen a more competent filmmaker than Harold Warren? How about that incredibly bizarre "jazzy" soundtrack? And if you took out the pauses and awkward stares, would the movie be ten minutes long? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screen...

Heat (w/Britany Sparrow)

December 02, 2021 05:01 - 1 hour

No, it's not the one with DeNiro and Pacino. Nor is it the Sandra Bullock/Melissa McCarthy cop comedy. This week, the guys bring in first-time guest and independent filmmaker Britany Sparrow to discuss the bizarre Burt Reynolds action (?) movie Heat. This movie has everything: it's written by acclaimed screenwriter William Goldman (!) adapted from a William Goldman novel (!!!), Burt says every horrible creepy insult in the first ten minutes of it, the film inexplicably becomes The Karate Kid ...

Blade: Trinity (w/Joshua Kotsabasakis)

November 25, 2021 05:01 - 1 hour

Josh is back so you know what that means - another comic book movie! This week, he joins the guys to discuss the "final" installment in the Wesley Snipes vampire saga, Blade: Trinity. What's with all the Deadpool-level Ryan Reynolds ad-libbing? How come it feels so weird to hear Triple H swear? Do MP3s really get people pumped up to fight vampires? Did NO ONE think through the name "The Night Stalkers" before assigning it to the good guys? All this and much more! Check our social media on Su...

Gamera vs. Viras

November 18, 2021 05:01 - 1 hour

It's that time of year again - time to fly Air Gamera! This year, Nathan picks the clip show extravaganza Gamera vs. Viras. Did the alien spaceships look like Madonna's Beetlejuice bra or bumblebee butts? Why are these junior scouts allowed to operate a highly deadly submarine without any supervision? Did Misao invent the smartwatch and is Jim secretly Tim Cook? Why were they taking erotic pictures of Gamera? And why did this children's movie have one of the most violent scenes in any Gamera ...

Twilight (w/Amanda the Jedi)

November 11, 2021 05:01 - 2 hours

This week, the guys are joined by a returning guest as Amanda the Jedi swings in to discuss a film that is near and dear to her heart: Twilight. What is this renaissance we're living in and why are we living in it? Stephenie Meyer did WHAT with a real tribe?! Is this the most hilarious romantic dialogue in any movie ever made? How difficult is it to use a ketchup bottle? And of course, the age-old question - why is vampire baseball the single greatest thing to happen on the planet Earth? All ...

Silent Rage (w/Galen Howard)

November 04, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Schlocktober is over so why not transition back to regular flicks with the action/horror hybrid and Chuck Norris vehicle Silent Rage. Galen Howard returns to join the guys in breaking down this absolutely insane movie. Is Stephen Furst playing the REAL serial killer in this movie? Why does the plot seemingly change into a different movie every 15 minutes? How is no one shutting down that hospital that only does illegal medical experiments? And how in the hell does Buford Pusser get mentioned ...

Pumpkinhead

October 28, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Schlocktober comes to a screeching halt with this final episode for October as the gents discuss one of the two films directed by creature feature maestro Stan Winston - Pumpkinhead starring Lance Henriksen. Why does Nathan love this movie so much? Why did no other characters check for a pulse after a kid is hit by a bike and clearly still alive? How come Nathan and Brendan can't tell who's who in the mess of adult victims that come to town? Did someone just get STABBED WITH A GUN!? All these...

The Human Centipede 2 (w/Home Video Hustle)

October 21, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Schlocktober soldiers on as the long-awaited followup finally occurs as Brent from the Home Video Hustle podcast pops in to discuss The Human Centipede 2 with Nathan and Brendan. The film is discussed in all its super gross detail and could this be one of the more angrier appearances from one of the hosts? Shouldn't Martin start off as a somewhat put-upon sympathetic character so we care about anyone in the movie? Why did Brent get angry about something in the film that almost went unnoticed?...

Slumber Party Massacre II (w/Jason MacLeod)

October 14, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

This week, Shlocktober continues as the guys bring back Jason MacLeod to help dissect the driller killer sequel Slumber Party Massacre II. Just how long did the girls take to choreograph that dance number that was solely for their own enjoyment? How cheap are the cheap porn credits? Have you ever seen a slasher finale set to a musical number BY THE KILLER? Are the dream sequences real? And how long will Denny's hold your booth for in the middle of the night? Check our social media on Sunday ...

Vamp

October 07, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Surprisingly, Nathan had NOT seen this week's film as a very young child but alas, the guys watched Vamp (thanks to Steve and Izzy for the Listeners Choice pick!) and had some stuff to say - why is everyone turned on by the very bizarre "striptease" by Grace Jones in full kabuki makeup? Do you think Gedde Watanabe was relieved to not have to effect an "accent" in an 80s movie for once? Does this film have one of the worst payoffs to a running bit? And for the love of all that is holy, can we ...

True Crime (1996)

September 30, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

No it's not the Clint Eastwood one, it's not the singular version of that weird one with Jim Carrey that no one saw and it's certainly not the entire genre itself but the guys DO talk about the Alicia Silverstone straight-to-video 90s "hit," True Crime. Is the title really referring to the murder that surrounds the film or another far more sinister crime? What is with the weird religious themes that pop up from time to time? Do you have to register your mace in California? All this and more i...

If Looks Could Kill (w/Everything I Learned From Movies)

September 23, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

This week, the guys welcome back Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies to talk about the Richard Grieco-led spy flick - If Looks Could Kill. Is this movie basically Never Too Young to Die or is it... better? Did Linda Hunt's character murder Wonder Woman for her gold whip? Wouldn't you know before going to your own graduation that you failed high school? Was the villain's evil plan to create something that is a real benign thing today? What is the least efficient assassination me...

North (w/Galen Howard)

September 16, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Well... it's come to this. The guys team up with frequent guest Galen Howard to break down one of the most notorious movies of all-time: the Rob Reiner flop, North. Does this manage to usurp The Conqueror and become the new record-holder for most offensive movie covered on the show? How much do you like Bruce Willis? No, seriously - there's a lot of him. How much do kids enjoy references to The Andy Griffith Show, Witness and Bonanza? How about endings that totally negate and render everythi...

The 5th Annual Manos Hand-Outs

September 09, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

You can smell it in the air, can't you? ...oh. Sorry about that. No, it's AWARDS SEASON! Nathan and Brendan present the 5th Annual Manos Hand-Outs along with a slew of celebrity appearances and at least one who decided to get revenge by sabotaging some of the festivities!? What is the big secret that the Wayans Brothers have been harbouring all these years?! What movie do the hosts disagree on the most? All this and more in an action-packed episode full of laughs, tears and heavy petting. ...

Scooby-Doo and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery

September 02, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Celebration! Nathan and Brendan ring in FIVE years on the air with this very special episode! Since KISS began this whole ride, the guys go back to the well and talk about Scooby-Doo and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery. Find out why this is the Rocky IV of Scooby-Doo movies! Listen as Brendan finally understands a clever (?) joke from Ready to Rumble! Marvel at the tremendously hilarious miscasting of Penny Marshall as a KISS Army Elder! Cringe at the "satire" of KISS putting their name on litera...

Gigli (w/Lindsay Escoffery)

August 26, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Bada-bing, bada-boom. Here you is at the feet of the rulers of cool, the sultans of swing, the maestros of ministroni, the emperors of-- okay, that's enough. This week, Lindsay comes back to the show to discuss a Patreon Pick (thanks Allison!) and a movie with a reputation for being one of the worst of all-time - Gigli. Will the new Bennifer movement that's been sweeping the United States get us the sequel everyone has been craving? Is there any demographic that this movie DOESN'T offend in s...

The Conqueror (w/Jason MacLeod)

August 19, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Well, howdy pilgrim. Come on over with me and these crawdaddies out for some... ok, I can't do western talk. John Wayne sure can though! And yes... he IS playing Genghis Khan. Join Nathan and Brendan as they welcome back frequent guest Jason MacLeod to discuss the highly dubious film (that may have also been the cause for several premature deaths) The Conqueror. Witness John Wayne not changing his speaking pattern or accent at all despite playing a barbaric Mongolian! Revel in the weird music...

Encino Man

August 12, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Fraser-Fest concludes with a discussion of some foundational Fraser in the form of the 1992 caveman comedy Encino Man. The guys break down everything including the sketch-comedy format of the movie, Sean Astin's character being a really horrible dude, ice hockey rink hangout spots, the most poignant scene in the movie and much more. Plus: Brendan just said WHAT about Pauly Shore's performance!? Check our social media on Sunday for the Sunday Screencrap and take a guess at our next movie! Wh...

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

August 05, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

It's time for a double dose of Canadian treasure Brendan Fraser! To start off, the guys talk about a mummy movie with no actual mummies, The Mummy: The Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. They talk about everything including the fact that this might be Donald Trump's favourite movie, Rick's kid looking roughly the same age as his father, bad fly-fishing, Jonathan's therapist-recommended mummy-theme casino, the yetis and their vast knowledge of American football and much more. The guys also drop a h...

Hellbound (w/Galen Howard)

July 29, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Five Thursdays in a month? Surely, that can only mean one thing! Time for a Small-Screen Shameful! That's right, Nathan and Brendan are joined by returning guest Galen Howard to break down the messy 90s Chuck Norris straight-to-video slog that is Hellbound. The guys break it all down including the Bloodsport-level ADR for one particular character, Calvin's love for food and screaming, they wonder about the lack of lights and abundance of fog, bringing peace to the Middle East, freeze-frame en...

Aloha (w/John Ellis)

July 22, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Summer hits just keep on comin' as Nathan and Brendan dive into the living, breathing culture of Hawaii with a flat, forcefully quirky uninteresting film by Cameron Crowe - Aloha. Joining the guys this week is John Ellis and he has many questions (spoiler alert: not a lot of answers). They talk about quirky dialogue in place of character development, the casting of Emma Stone as someone who is one-quarter Chinese, the genre seemingly changing every few minutes, rock concerts in Hawaii, funny ...

Babylon A.D. (w/Home Video Hustle)

July 15, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Summer Schlockbusters continue with a discussion of a ridiculous Vin Diesel sci-fi actioner, Babylon A.D. Thankfully, Brent from the Home Video Hustle is with them this week but is likely just as confused as your hosts. Together, they talk about the very confusing and convoluted plot, lazy 'futuristic' props and set decor, Gerard Depar-dick, off-screen sex, inaccurate Canadian geography and much more. Plus: Brent looks up weird pornography... and a friend of the podcast returns! The guys al...

Batman Forever (w/Francis Rizzo III)

July 08, 2021 04:01 - 2 hours

Ready for a SUPER-SIZED episode?! The guys bring back Francis Rizzo III to discuss a film in GREAT detail - Batman Forever. There's a lot to get into here, folks. They debate the strengths and weaknesses of Jim Carrey's performance as the Riddler, discuss Two-Face and Riddler's villain budget for architecture and costumes, Francis asks why the Riddler didn't just get a job in computer animation, very unprofessional and horny psychiatrists are discussed and much more. Also, we just have one q...

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (w/Ben Wandio)

July 01, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

It's time to celebrate podcast heritage and a very Happy Canada Day to you all! On this very special episode, the guys welcome back Patron Ben Wandio to discuss the super Canadian comedy film Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. This is not QUITE the usual episode as all three hosts very much enjoyed this movie so keep that in mind as you hear them talk about the legacy of the Kids being too-cool-for-the-room comedy, Mark McKinney evoking Lorne Michaels AND Donald Trump, Scott Thompson doing some v...

From Justin to Kelly

June 24, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Listeners Choice Month comes to an end with the final pick as listener Gabe has given them one of Nathan's favourite genres - the musical. Yes, it's the 2003 contractually-obligated smash hit From Justin to Kelly. The guys break it all down and talk about the least memorable musical numbers in human existence, beach-beds, the evolution of text messaging, the massive amount of "filler" (in an 81-minute movie), a needlessly convoluted hoverboard competition, Nathan analyzes the art of "soap ope...

xXx: State of the Union (w/Jerika Layne)

June 17, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Listeners Choice Month rolls on with the Vin Diesel-less sequel, xXx: State of the Union starring Ice Cube. Joining the guys is extreme sports expert Jerika, who is a tad dismayed to discover the lack of extreme sports in this particular installment. There is plenty to talk about though like a debate on Ice Cube as a hyper-kinetic action hero, the wildest fiddle band of all-time, TV dinners used to simulate body heat, the World War IV references (did WW3 already happen in the world of this mo...

The Encounter (w/Ryan Gilbert)

June 10, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

It's time for the Small-Screen Shameful of Listeners Choice Month... brace yourselves. Listeners Choice Month continues with discussion of a Small-Screen Shameful (a film that never made it to the big screen) in the Pureflix film The Encounter starring... yes... Steve "Sting" Borden. The regular guest for wrasslin'-themed episodes, Ryan Gilbert, comes back to help the guys dissect a movie that is essentially a number of conversations in one location. It also stars a very rude and love-starve...

3 Ninjas

June 03, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

Ai-yah! Ai-yah! Ai-yah! Listeners Choice Month begins with a rather digestible slice of 90s cheese as Nathan and Brendan discuss the 1992 hit 3 Ninjas! They discuss this kids movie alarmingly featuring a scene where someone holds a gun to a child's head, the villain of the film employing the most worthless ninjas ever, terribly obvious stunt doubles, the movie setting up toilet humour and not delivering, the stoner bruh kidnappers and more. Plus: Nathan waxes philosophical about a classic mo...

feardotcom (w/Drew Hallum)

May 27, 2021 04:01 - 1 hour

This week, Nathan and Brendan welcome back Drew Hallum of the Reel Feels Podcast to discuss a film that he also hand-picked: William Malone's feardotcom. The guys break the movie down and talk about how the movie manages to waste Jeffrey Combs and Udo Kier in nothing roles, the BLATANT rip-offs of Ringu/The Ring, the screenwriter seemingly running out of ideas for things that people can fear, the movie's shallow understanding of how computers and the internet work and much more. Plus: WHY OH ...

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