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Welcome to "New Van" on the What's The Matter With Me? Podcast

In this episode, I get a new van that accommodates a chair lift, host a friend from out of town, and start to plan the heavy metal concert at my burial.

News Smash

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Shout outs

Sand Man's idea

Shout out to Rocky and the Sand Man

Burial Music

Terrible Cemetery

A terrible cemetery would have no benches

Metal changes tempo

You can only slam dance to it

The dancing people stay away

You can't dance to it

Nami replied, "and maybe that's the point." A metal thing to say

No Police Escort

little league baseball season was a disaster

The police escort didn't show up and the parade was canceled

In the middle the A's decided to move to Vegas

Visitor

Buddy came from out of town

New van

New car smell

They picked up the old van for donation

We purchased a 2020 Toyota Sienna.

Its coming on Saturday

Pick Me Up

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Finally, we are going to get a wheelchair lift in the trunk.

I am trying not to get too excited

On The Contrary

Admittedly, I can be a contrarian, so when KFJC got a little too carried away playing an all-vinyl marathon that extended to almost a week, I proposed an all compact-disc marathon, called The Plastication.

This week's selfie:

New Van selfie