A Pint Is A Pound

Welcome to “A Pint Is A Pound” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast

Saying

A pint is a pound the world around

Kids Are Gaslighting Me

What my car smells like

My kids say I smell like poisonous chemicals

They say my car smells like vomit

They are the only people to vomit in my car, and I used cleaner to clean it up, so this is gaslighting and I should threaten them with cancellation

Know Your Cobbler

I went to the cobbler again and the parking lot was full

Ancestral Lands

My family went off to Japan

Getting The Most Of Zing's Spring Sale

On the last day of their spring sale, I put in Zingerman's cheese order number 2, for parmigiano reggiano & gouda

It's been a good spring with delicious cheese

Reading About Disability

At the Duke University press spring sale, I picked up some books on disability

Life and times of Sonny

Sonny Rollins has been released from jail, gone to Kentucky for the cure, joined Brown-Roach Inc., and recorded Tenor Madness

March Theme Song Candidate

Theme song candidate "Song V"

The Scary Neighbor

Fedex guy brought the wrong package, and it was for my neighbor across the street

I opened it because I thought it was the new cheese

So I loaded it into my wheelchair and went over there

Birds of prey

At the owl cafe

Bachelor life

Keeping the metal food bowl full of chicken sausage tomato pasta

Watching the Warriors win important games and missing my family

Travel Handle

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Suction cup grab bar seems to be missing the crucial element of stability, but on the other hand, it's a cool novelty item and it might even work a little bit

ADA Grab Bars keep me from falling. but I'm not sure that a handle held on by suction would keep me up, so I probably wouldn't use it

RIP Sakamoto

RIP Japanese composer Ryuichi Sakamoto, he made pretty cool music for The Revenant along with myriad othter films, games, and projects

Checkup

Parents came over. Mom scooped the litter. Dave helped me go fill the propane tanks. We got a baguette and 2 cookies

Endorsed By No One

The thing about Orthotic Footwear is that it is not endorsed by anyone. Except doctors

Walking Badly

Tiger Woods walking badly at the Masters

ESPN's Michael Wilbon said he didn't want to see Tiger moving this way, but I wonder how much that will matter to him

This Week's Selfie

The world around