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What kind of monster are you?

82 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratings

Do you like embarrassing stories? How about strong opinions on mundane things? What about AI powered game shows, bracket busters, super villain origin stories, uncomfortable situations, workflow, advanced marketing dynamics, recipes that shouldn’t exist, and robocopping? Cool. You should check us out. Also, there’s a lot of body horror. K, byeeeee.

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Episodes

WKOMAY Ep 31: Joey Took A Tumble

December 08, 2021 09:00 - 266 Bytes

Yeah, Houston this is Monster Rover. What’s that? Floating through space? Pshhh naaah. Everything’s totally cool and good here. All crew present and accounted for and definitely on the planet.… The post WKOMAY Ep 31: Joey Took A Tumble appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 30: Blood of the Innocent

December 01, 2021 09:00 - 214 Bytes

I think we left this one with more questions than answers. In a segment that will one day be referred to as, “Exhibit A,” we unleash a risky series of… The post WKOMAY Ep 30: Blood of the Innocent appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 29: Nature’s Deadliest Capitalist

November 24, 2021 09:00 - 266 Bytes

You guys would buy egg salt, right? No, not salt that’s specifically for eggs, but I like that. Ok so imagine the salt that you put on your boiled egg.… The post WKOMAY Ep 29: Nature’s Deadliest Capitalist appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 28: Publix Pools

November 17, 2021 09:00 - 266 Bytes

It’s our Thanksgiving special! So we fight. That’s right, we’re getting into some good, old-fashioned getting angry at your loved ones. Which Thanksgiving side is the best? Will Joe and… The post WKOMAY Ep 28: Publix Pools appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 27: Empathy Island

November 10, 2021 09:00 - 266 Bytes

We use Cecile’s laugh to terrify children. Then Drew takes us on a tour of his favorite YouTube videos. Gavin once again manages to become the world’s most powerful villain,… The post WKOMAY Ep 27: Empathy Island appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 26: Fanny Pack Of Holding

November 03, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

Joe doesn’t give a swear about your candy feels. Drew begins his quest to obtain all the Mountain Dew Baja Blast flavors. Then, Gavin finally gives M. Night Shyamalan his… The post WKOMAY Ep 26: Fanny Pack Of Holding appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 25: Let’s Fight: The Candy Bracket

October 27, 2021 08:00 - 266 Bytes

You asked for it, we did it, and our friendship barely survived. This week we’re taking on a full 64 candy bracket to definitively decide the best candy OF ALL… The post WKOMAY Ep 25: Let’s Fight: The Candy Bracket appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 24: Counterfeit Shatter Candy

October 20, 2021 08:00 - 266 Bytes

Cecile sends us into a spiral when she suggests using trick or treating as currency. What does it even mean? I. Still. Don’t. Know. Then, other stuff happens. Spooky stuff.… The post WKOMAY Ep 24: Counterfeit Shatter Candy appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 23: I Bet Whales Like Pizza

October 13, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

It’s fall y’all and Cecile chooses violence. A dear friend ruins teleporting for everyone. Our future overlords create the greatest power of all time. Cecile calls Stromboli a, “weird Hot… The post WKOMAY Ep 23: I Bet Whales Like Pizza appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 22: Speed Skating Goats

October 06, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

Joe ruins a grocery store. Then, everything’s nice, easy and straight down the middle…until Joe makes us drink milkshakes of unspeakable origin. Also, Drew tries to pull out a win. Can… The post WKOMAY Ep 22: Speed Skating Goats appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 21: Dumb Like…

September 29, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

We uncover Ronald McDonald’s plot to overthrow the rightful heir to the Grimace dynasty and install a more willing ally. We become too dumb to die. Drew does the unthinkable.… The post WKOMAY Ep 21: Dumb Like… appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Episode 20: Bee Dop Doo Dop

September 22, 2021 12:16 - 214 Bytes

Joe and Cecile meet the masked vigilante of Greensboro and Drew throws sand in our food. We overshare and get a glimpse of future Joe, then we answer questions from… The post Episode 20: Bee Dop Doo Dop appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY EP 20: Bee Dop Doo Dop

September 22, 2021 12:16 - 214 Bytes

Joe and Cecile meet the masked vigilante of Greensboro and Drew throws sand in our food. We overshare and get a glimpse of future Joe, then we answer questions from… The post WKOMAY EP 20: Bee Dop Doo Dop appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 19: Body Jazz

September 15, 2021 08:00 - 216 Bytes

It’s our worst episode yet! Not in a, “this is a bad episode,” kind of way. More like in a, “I feel like I need to take a shower now,”… The post WKOMAY Ep 19: Body Jazz appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 18: Massage Out The Goo

September 08, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

We do stuff. None of it matters because the bracket is back and this week it’s candy bar standards. Also Cecile murders a bunch of gingerbread men. That part was… The post WKOMAY Ep 18: Massage Out The Goo appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 17: Party Holler

September 01, 2021 08:00 - 266 Bytes

We debate how old toddlers are and Drew hires a genie exorcist. We say the word “moist” a bunch and then come up with our best business idea yet. Joe… The post WKOMAY Ep 17: Party Holler appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 16: Cecile Says Something Naughty

August 25, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

Drew has taste tested the hottest drink garnishes and he’s here to give us his review. Then, we reject villainy in the name of commerce. Cecile commits a federal offence… The post WKOMAY Ep 16: Cecile Says Something Naughty appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 15: The Trainwreck of Dr. Moreau

August 18, 2021 08:00 - 266 Bytes

No Joe and Cecile this week, so Chris, Drew and I decided to try out an idea we’ve been talking about for a while. It’s a podcast about cash grab… The post WKOMAY Ep 15: The Trainwreck of Dr. Moreau appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 14: Koalas Suck

August 11, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

Chris is out of town, so our good friend DJ Karolina does his best to mix in a whirlwind while Joe tries his best to bring the whole thing down.… The post WKOMAY Ep 14: Koalas Suck appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 13: Super Vuurgyna

August 04, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

Cecile tries to get off of introduction probation and ends up writing the B plot for Grown Ups 3 (Hey, Columbia! Call us!). Then we debate chips and salsa or… The post WKOMAY Ep 13: Super Vuurgyna appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 12: Gump Eternal

July 28, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

Drew share’s his million dollar ideas and Joe throws Cecile under the bus. We hard reboot the Forrest Gump Cinematic Universe, then ponder society’s greatest questions. Do babies like salsa?… The post WKOMAY Ep 12: Gump Eternal appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 11: Pizza Pizza Bathtub

July 21, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

Joe chokes on a chicken wing and takes two hearts worth of damage. Then we plan Drew’s counterintel-cast to throw his mom off the scent and the North Carolina educational… The post WKOMAY Ep 11: Pizza Pizza Bathtub appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 10: Frodo & Frodo In The Morning

July 14, 2021 08:00 - 214 Bytes

Joe gets a special visit from motivational superstar Tony Robbins. Then Drew shares his secret recipe for bull ball bacon. Cecile whisks us away to the shire while Gavin and… The post WKOMAY Ep 10: Frodo & Frodo In The Morning appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 9: Drew Learns A Valuable Lesson

July 07, 2021 08:00 - 213 Bytes

Drew clears the air about his love for Alicia Keys, no matter who she’s married to. This time Joe gives us superpowers and Drew shares his latest experiences in the… The post WKOMAY Ep 9: Drew Learns A Valuable Lesson appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 8: Oops! All Intros

June 30, 2021 08:00 - 213 Bytes

It’s the last podcast in the backlog and we’re still trying to make things…good. Then, Joe turns our teeth into marshmallows and Cecile gets us Robocopped. Drew gives us an… The post WKOMAY Ep 8: Oops! All Intros appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY EP 7: Joe Brings A Gun

June 23, 2021 08:00 - 265 Bytes

Joe asks a question about the Kool Aid Man, so we talk about riot punch for 5 minutes. Cecile has a fool proof plan to go viral, but it’s going… The post WKOMAY EP 7: Joe Brings A Gun appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 6: #goingtokrispykreme

June 16, 2021 14:01 - 213 Bytes

We learn about the psychedelic properties of Altoids and Joe pulls the ultimate prank. Elon Musk turns Joe and Gavin into batteries and we start the craze that’s sweeping the… The post WKOMAY Ep 6: #goingtokrispykreme appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 5: Now This Is Podcasting

June 16, 2021 13:58 - 213 Bytes

Cecile tells a bad story and we pull a Medieval Times out of a lunchbox. Then we admit that we need the internet to survive and take a trip to… The post WKOMAY Ep 5: Now This Is Podcasting appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 4: Joe Poops Our Pants

June 16, 2021 13:54 - 213 Bytes

Cecile tries to poison Joe, but it turns out she’s real bad at murder, which prompts Drew to share his strong feelings about pretzels. We debate the merits of brushing… The post WKOMAY Ep 4: Joe Poops Our Pants appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 3: Drew Exotic

June 15, 2021 14:44 - 213 Bytes

Drew introduces us to his new passion, we ask, “what exactly is a cookie, man,” Cecile hacks our phones, Gavin douses himself in Icy Hot to avoid Dwayne “The Rock”… The post WKOMAY Ep 3: Drew Exotic appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 2: Being Danny DeVito

June 14, 2021 22:18 - 213 Bytes

There’s a hard cut intro, then Drew gives us a quick history lesson, Cecile goes on a killing spree, we become Danny DeVito and explore the Celebrity Cinematic Universe, Joe… The post WKOMAY Ep 2: Being Danny DeVito appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

WKOMAY Ep 1: Milky and The Dweeb

June 14, 2021 01:52 - 291 Bytes

It’s the very first episode of WKOMAY and Drew wants to set some boundaries. Then we get a visit from across the pond and Cecile gets flakey. Drew knows better,… The post WKOMAY Ep 1: Milky and The Dweeb appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.