Would you rather be able to accurately predict your partner's rock, paper scissor moves? Or have a dog that can look after the baby overnight? Would you rather have your child sleep in in the morning? Or have an extra long nap in the afternoon? Would you rather have snot come out your butt or poo out your nose?

We go through some of the weirdest 'would you rathers' we could find for parents, while we snuggle on the sofa with the puppy.

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