Weird Parents
96 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★ - 1 ratingAn honest parenting podcast, hosted by two weirdos. Join us every Friday for a new funny, alternative or disturbing topic.
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Episodes
Weird Christmas Gifts
December 22, 2023 00:20 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MBThe Christmas Special is here once again. We bought each other some weird gifts!
BONUS: Outtakes (Season 3)
July 30, 2023 20:46 - 30 minutes - 28.5 MBYou know the drill. Here's the stash. A mix of moments that never made it into our season three episodes.
Coop Does Extended Paternity Leave
July 13, 2023 23:01 - 51 minutes - 47.7 MBThere you have it. The season 3 finale is here. Thank you so much for listening to our exhausted rambling this season. Here's my experience of doing extended paternity leave with our baby daughter for three months. And also Sammie's experience going back to work and the emotional struggle of that.
I've Abandoned My Child
July 13, 2023 23:01 - 51 minutes - 47.7 MBThere you have it. The season 3 finale is here. Thank you so much for listening to our exhausted rambling this season. Here's my experience of doing extended paternity leave with our baby daughter for three months. And also Sammie's experience going back to work and the emotional struggle of that.
What Is A Vasectomy Like?
June 29, 2023 21:32 - 49 minutes - 113 MBCoop gets into his vasectomy experience. Plus, we watch a video of a vasectomy being done. Not fun.
Beige Flags: Does Your Partner Have Any Of These?
June 01, 2023 23:13 - 45 minutes - 105 MBA beige flag is a personality trait that's neither good nor bad. But it may make your partner come off as dull, unoriginal or worse... unexciting.
ONE, TWO, THREE
May 18, 2023 23:01 - 30 minutes - 70.7 MBWe ran out of ideas this week, so we just let the tape roll. Find out how much Coop hates the sound of people eating and what a neanderthal sounded like.
Spicy Parenting Takes 🌶️
May 11, 2023 23:01 - 50 minutes - 116 MBOur top three unpopular parenting opinions.
Throw Your Hands In The Air If You's A True Player
May 04, 2023 23:01 - 44 minutes - 102 MBI love it when you call me Big Poppa. This week we're talking about the importance of play. And how it's not a luxury, but a necessity.
Should You Let Your Kids Swear?
April 27, 2023 23:01 - 32 minutes - 75.2 MBThere once was a girl from Ealing...
Consider Our Asses Kicked
April 20, 2023 23:01 - 40 minutes - 92 MBThe top five things kicking our asses right now.
Your Kid's Name Is Weird
April 13, 2023 23:01 - 35 minutes - 81.3 MBDid you know Jamie Oliver called his kid Buddy Bear? Wtf. From Apple to Xenon, we go through some of the weirdest kids names we could find. Plus, some corkers from a former teacher. List from Emma's Diary
Goin' Through Changes
April 06, 2023 23:01 - 37 minutes - 86.3 MBThe future is now, old man. From new house to new baby, time to talk all the changes we've gone through recently and how that affects the fam.
Ya bitch did it
March 30, 2023 23:01 - 51 minutes - 117 MBWelcome to Season 3. Thanks for bearing with while we, you know, had a whole-ass 'nother baby. Here's our story of her birth and also some educational commentary on the birth of shrimp.
Have Yourself A Merry Lil Weirdmas
December 22, 2022 14:17 - 45 minutes - 103 MBChristmas special is here, folks. Enjoy a bevvy and a Christmas chat with us.
BONUS: Outtakes (Season 2)
September 01, 2022 23:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MBSpicy takes, gross noises, silly banter... Just a bunch of bits that we cut from this season. Feast your ears. Thanks for a proper one. We'll catch you in 2023 for Season 3.
Bluey
August 25, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBGotta be done. From Fruitbat to Unicorse, we get into what a special show Bluey is for parents and how it compares to other kids TV shows. We also reveal our top five all-time favourite Bluey episodes. Enjoy the Weird Parents season two finale! We'll be back in 2023, folks. Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Why Would You Want Kids ft. Childfree Girls
August 18, 2022 23:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBLike, honestly. Do you want to give and get unconditional love? Are you scared of being alone? Are you trying to create a better world? We share why we decided to have kids, including our one on the way. We also hear from Childfree Girls and why they DEFINTELY 100% don't ever want children. Not to mention the importance of voicing that decision to the public. Especially when it comes to reproductive rights. Childfree Girls, a podcast hosted by three women living in three different countrie...
Why Would You Want Kids? ft. Childfree Girls
August 18, 2022 23:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBLike, honestly. Do you want to give and get unconditional love? Are you scared of being alone? Are you trying to create a better world? We share why we decided to have kids, including our one on the way. We also hear from Childfree Girls and why they DEFINTELY100% don't ever want children. Not to mention the importance of voicing that decision to the public. Especially when it comes to the rights of pro-choice people. Childfree Girls, a podcast hosted by three women living in three differe...
Why Would You Want Kids?
August 18, 2022 23:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBLike, honestly. Do you want to give and get unconditional love? Are you scared of being alone? Are you trying to create a better world? We share why we decided to have kids, including our one on the way. We also hear from Childfree Girls and why they DEFINTELY100% don't ever want children. Not to mention the importance of voicing that decision to the public. Especially when it comes to the rights of pro-choice people. Childfree Girls, a podcast hosted by three women living in three differe...
What's your parenting style?
August 11, 2022 23:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MBAre you a flexible parent? Or a permissive parent? Maybe you're a tiger parent. We go through it all this week. And we also reveal each of our parenting styles. Take the quiz Read about the four types of parenting Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Youngest Child Syndrome: Banana Guard
August 04, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBThe innovative banana guard protector provides tough, portable storage with ventilation holes and is designed to fit any size or shape banana. Perfect for on-the-go snacks. Check out Chloe's online coaching Check out Luke's Soundcloud Listen to the First Born episode Listen to the Middle Child episode Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Mum Mode vs. Dad Mode
July 28, 2022 23:00 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MBWhen did you first start to notice your mum or dad mode kicking in? When was your first seismic dad sneeze? Or when did you first passively-aggressively put something on the stairs to be taken up? Turns out Sammie is about 80% there already. Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Why Your Kids Should Know Pet Safety (Episode 43)
July 21, 2022 23:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MBChild dog bite hospital admission rates across the UK have risen a lot in the last few years. Sammie's here to school us on why it's important to learn the warning signs. And also how to listen to what your pet is telling you. Watch Girl Scout info-mercial Watch Perfect Polly Pet Watch Fluffy from the US Army Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Parents Suck (Episode 42)
July 14, 2022 23:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MBWhat are your biggest pet peeves with other parents? Is it judgy parents? Or parents that let their kids terrorise animals? Or even parents that shame you for not having kids? We go through our biggest ones this week. Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Bloody KNACKERED (Episode 41)
July 07, 2022 23:00 - 36 minutes - 24.9 MBA bit of a mess this week. We're tired. Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Weirdest Kids Films Ever: Part I (Episode 40)
June 30, 2022 23:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MBThis is our favourite kind of episode. We delve into a huge list of the weirdest and most disturbing kids films ever made. Expect classics like The Witches (1990), Secrets of NIHM (1982), Jumanji (1995) right through to some proper obscure treasures like Sparky and The Magic Piano (1987) and Morozko (1964). Plus, much much more! We're 100% doing a part II in future. P.S. Thanks for helping us hit our one-year anniversary. Love you guys! You can also check out other episodes from us like t...
How To Make a Home (Episode 39)
June 23, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MBLet's talk homemaking. What makes a house a home? We go through some 1950s advice for keeping your house in order. Yup. The good, the bad and the ugly. We also watch some Architectual Digest videos to see how celebrities keep their home in order. That includes Travis Barker, Kourtney Kadashian, Jessica Alba, Wiz Khalifa and Liv Tyler. Sorry it's so long this week! We cut like 45 mins of chatting out too!! Watch Jessica Alba on Architectual Digest Watch Travis Barker on Architectual Diges...
British Playground Songs & Insults
June 16, 2022 23:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBOlly Olly Olly. Listen to part one Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
British Playground Songs & Insults (Episode 38)
June 16, 2022 23:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBOlly Olly Olly. Listen to part one Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
How To Deal With Parent Stress (Episode 37)
June 09, 2022 23:00 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MBGRRRRRR. Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Leaving Messages For Your Kids (Episode 36)
June 02, 2022 23:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBSlightly morbid? Yes. Slightly cute? Yes. Very cringey? Hell yes. Let's take you through why you should record messages for your children and relatives for them to listen to when you're older. Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Leaving Messages For Your Child (Episode 36)
June 02, 2022 23:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBSlightly morbid? Yes. Slightly cute? Yes. Very cringey? Hell yes. Let's take you through why you should record messages for your children and relatives for them to listen to when you're older. Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
F***, Marry, Kill: Fictional Characters (Episode 35)
May 19, 2022 23:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBThe Whole Cast of The Mummy (1999) vs Shego vs The Goblin King vs Princess Kida from Atlantis vs Mr Tumble, plus much MUCH more. Who will you decide to f*ck, marry or kill? ------------ Watch Daddy or Chips ad Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
life chat (Episode 34)
May 12, 2022 23:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBGet cosy and find out a bit more about our lives, including how we got our cat, what we've watched on TV lately, our holiday to York, and how good we are at improvising convo. Let us know if you want us to do more of these, because it was really fun! Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
The Baby Has Landed (0-1 Years Old) (Episode 33)
May 05, 2022 23:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MBRight back at it again with the baby story of our first daughter B! Here's everything we went through in the first year of her life, including sleep deprivation and Sammie flashing the postman. Laugh, cry, enjoy. Just don't worry anymore. The pain is over. Listen to Part II: The Baby Has Landed Listen to Part I: Pregnancy Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Are Reusable Nappies Worth It? (Episode 32)
April 28, 2022 23:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MBLet's get into how to get started with reusable and cloth nappies. Not to mention why every parent should consider it. [Ad] Use the promo code 'SAMMIE' to get a 10% discount from the The Nappy Gurus for reusable nappies, cloth menustral products and eco-friendly alternatives for your home. You can also get Beauty Kubes shampoo and bodywash, period pants and Poppets wipe solution, and much more from these guys. Check out the BabyLove Poo Explosion video Follow us on Instagram Follow us on...
Sammie Does Past Life Regression (Episode 31)
April 21, 2022 23:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MBTime to get deep. We catch up with Norma from The Boy Who Lived Before (2006) about her son's past life (originally aired on Channel 5) Coop talks about more kids past lives and Jim Tucker's book Sammie does some past life regression guided meditation and sees some weird af stuff We also find some strange YouTube videos Listen to part one of our chat here
Doomsday preppers (Episode 30)
April 14, 2022 23:00 - 35 minutes - 24.1 MBWe take another look at the Prepper lifestyle and what it means to be a doomsday prepper. Not to mention a little look at the Doomsday Preppers TV show on National Geographic. Get your gas masks out. Check out part I Some of the books Coop recommends: Just in Case: How to Be Self-Sufficient When the Unexpected Happens by Kathy Harrison Food for Free by Richard Mabey SAS Survival Handbook: How to Survive in the Wild, in Any Climate, on Land or at Sea by John Wiseman The New Complete Boo...
Doomsday Preppers (Episode 30)
April 14, 2022 23:00 - 35 minutes - 24.1 MBWe take another look at the Prepper lifestyle and what it means to be a doomsday prepper. Not to mention a little look at the Doomsday Preppers TV show on National Geographic. Get your gas masks out. Listen to part one of our chat here Some of the books Coop recommends: Just in Case: How to Be Self-Sufficient When the Unexpected Happens by Kathy Harrison Food for Free by Richard Mabey SAS Survival Handbook: How to Survive in the Wild, in Any Climate, on Land or at Sea by John Wiseman T...
Are You a Prepper? (Episode 29)
April 07, 2022 23:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBPrepper = a person who believes a disaster or emergency is likely to occur in the future and makes active preparations for it. Like by stockpiling food, ammunition, and other supplies. This week, we talk about about the basic of prepping for emergencies and self-sufficiency. Especially when you've got little ones to look after! Listen to part two of our chat here Some of the books Coop recommends: Just in Case: How to Be Self-Sufficient When the Unexpected Happens by Kathy Harrison Food...
no idea what to even call this episode (Episode 28)
March 31, 2022 23:00 - 34 minutes - 23.8 MBTruly bad. Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Dark Theories on Bing Bunny (Episode 27)
March 25, 2022 00:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MBPart II of our Bing Bunny deep dive. We have a good old rummage around in Bing's Hurt Locker to find out what's really going on. Like, is Bing a tortured soul? Is he a psychopath? Is he a weapon of mass destruction? Watch Bing on YouTube Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Bing Bunny ft. Ted Dewan, creator of Bing (Episode 26)
March 18, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBHere we go! We're talking all B I N G T H I N G S this week. That includes who Flop is, why Pando's always stripping off, whether or not Amma and Flop get it on behind the scenes, and much more. We also caught up with Bing's creator and author, Ted Dewan, and got him to set the record straight. This is part one of two. Watch Bing on YouTube Read Atlas of the Heart by Brené Brown Follow Ted on his website Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Playground Rumours & Stories (Episode 25)
March 11, 2022 00:00 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MBThe Great British Playground. Where the most transgressive and disgusting rumours and tales of our time begin. We go through a load of our favourite including chicken scratches, where babies come from, The "They're Gonna Taste Great" Frosties Kid, and more. Enjoy, sickos! Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
Our Postpartum Sex Life (Episode 24)
March 04, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBGetting horny on main. Put a towel down. Check out Lacey & Flynn Have Sex
The Baby Has Landed (Episode 23)
February 25, 2022 01:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MBSeason 2 starts here, folks. Glad to be back and sharing our birth experience with you. This week, we go through the first two weeks of our daughter's life. And what it's like to have a newborn. Spoiler: it's tiring. We also share a slightly terrifying moment we had, which meant we had to go back to hospital for three days. Listen to part one on pregnancy Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
The Baby Has Landed (0-2 Weeks Old) (Episode 23)
February 25, 2022 01:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MBSeason 2 starts here, folks. Glad to be back and sharing our birth experience with you. This week, we go through the first two weeks of our daughter's life. And what it's like to have a newborn. Spoiler: it's tiring. We also share a slightly terrifying moment we had, which meant we had to go back to hospital for three days. Listen to part one on pregnancy Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter
First 2 Weeks of Parenthood (Episode 23)
February 25, 2022 01:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MBSeason 2 starts here, folks. Glad to be back and sharing our birth experience with you. This week, we go through the first two weeks of our daughter's life. And what it's like to have a newborn. Spoiler: it's tiring. We also share a slightly terrifying moment we had, which meant we had to go back to hospital for three days. Listen to part one on pregnancy Follow us on Instagram Follow us on Twitter