Florida woman tried to use dog pee for drug sample. Man touches himself while stabbing a stranger.

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman throws Subway sandwich at employee. Floridaman busted for creeping with underwear around neck. Floridaman touches himself in front of stranger before stabbing. Floridaman throws beer and shoots gun because cars speed. Florida woman tried to pass off dog urine as her own. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

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