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Weird AF News

1,711 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago - ★★★★★ - 189 ratings

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Lady with two vaginas and a boyfriend for each. Cat fell into a cat of toxic chemicals.

March 19, 2024 22:41 - 21 minutes - 19.2 MB

Cat fell into a vat of toxic chemicals in Japan. Woman with two vaginas and two boyfriends. Man banned from store he brought his service duck into. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official we...

Lady impersonates FBI agent to shut down Waffle House. Elderly couple escaped living facility.

March 18, 2024 22:58 - 17 minutes - 15.6 MB

Woman impersonated FBI agent in order to shut down a Waffle House. Montreal man got a letter from the government claiming he's dead. Elderly couple escaped living facility using Morse code skills. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.y...

Fake Florida doctor does a "killer" buttlift. Mom tried to sell her daughter in a bank parking lot.

March 15, 2024 22:29 - 20 minutes - 19.2 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida fake doctor kills woman with a buttlift. Floridaman with "Will Run" license plate runs from police. Florida mom offers to sell her daughter for $500 in parking lot. Floridaman stole $25k from employer and made getaway on a bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weird...

Man creates giant mutant hybrid sheep illegally. Dead man's roommates drive his body to his bank.

March 14, 2024 22:00 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MB

Montana man created giant mutant hybrid bighorn sheep for hunting. Massachusetts beach homeowners built $500 mil sand barrier that washes away in 3 days. Dead Ohio man's roommates drove his corpse to his own bank to withdraw money. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird...

Simulated period pain for male office workers in Japan. Fake lawyer at Burger King scam.

March 13, 2024 22:17 - 18 minutes - 16.5 MB

Make office workers in Japan experience simulated period pain. Olive oil is most stolen product in Spain. Victim seeking divorce scammed by fake paralegal at Burger King. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - c...

Rats are eating the marijuana at NOLA police station. Men planned to have python eat young girl.

March 12, 2024 22:21 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MB

Police in New Orleans claim rats are eating the marijuana in their evidence room. French study shows young people don't recognize a zucchini. Two men planned to have a python eat a woman's daughter before blowing her house up. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF N...

Saudi Arabia's humanoid robot "gropes" news anchor. Library will accept cat pics instead of fees.

March 11, 2024 22:46 - 21 minutes - 19.2 MB

Inmate wrongly released from jail, sees on news that he's an escapee and promptly calls police to turn himself in. Saudi Arabia's first humanoid robot gropes a female on camera. Library accepts your cat pics and will wave your fees and dues. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - W...

Floridaman says his bomb threat was "flirting". Man holds lady for ransom after learning she's Trans

March 08, 2024 23:25 - 20 minutes - 19 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida lawmakers pass bill banning ballon releases. Floridaman beat man with coconut after stealing tricycle. Floridaman held woman for ransom after learning she transgender. Floridaman claims his airport bomb threat was attempt to flirt. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/w...

Teacher shot student during exams. Russia and China plan a nuclear power plant on the Moon.

March 07, 2024 23:35 - 23 minutes - 22 MB

Teacher suspended for shooting a student during exams. Voyager 1 space probe is talking nonsense and NASA is worried. Russia and China plan on building a nuclear power plant on the moon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com...

Scorpion stung a man's groin in Vegas hotel. US military man shared classified info on dating site.

March 06, 2024 23:50 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MB

Scorpion sting man on testicles in Vegas hotel. US Military man shares cover classified information on a foreign dating site. Annoying hospital beeps and alarms cause hundreds of deaths per year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.yo...

Balls Out Bowling where nudity is required. Nasal spray addiction crisis in Norway.

March 05, 2024 23:28 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

Naked bowling event coming to Pittsburgh. 70 year old man has eaten over 34,000 Big Macs. Norway has 700k nasal spray addicts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdA...

Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Man pulls knife on comedy club staff after denied stage.

March 04, 2024 23:36 - 20 minutes - 19 MB

Student toe-licking fundraiser sparks investigation at a high school. Humpback whales photographed having gay male intercourse. Wisconsin man arrested for pulling a knife on comedy club staff after he wasn't allowed to get on stage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weir...

Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Floridaman hates free stuff and will attack.

March 01, 2024 23:41 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Dunkin's manager steals $150k from employer. Customer throws his fee hot coffee at Florida Dunkin's employee. Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Florida woman poisons her boyfriend with bleach. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH...

Teacher brings swords to class for kids to battle. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears.

February 29, 2024 23:33 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MB

Teacher brought swords to class and held fight club. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears. Republican suggests bringing back duels. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://W...

Mom can't stop throwing Christmas trees. Japan will launch first wooden satellite.

February 28, 2024 23:20 - 15 minutes - 14.4 MB

Japan launches first wooden satellite. Female passenger forces oral sex on man sitting next to her. Mom loses insurance case for fraud after she's photographed throwing a Christmas tree. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com...

Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Woman will be first to marry a hologram

February 27, 2024 23:07 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MB

Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his woman. Influencer sells all of her farts online for $300. Woman will be first to marry a hologram. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official w...

Corpse left in a hearse for two years. Man tried to buy a Porsche with $78 million check.

February 26, 2024 23:25 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MB

Funeral home owner left corpse in a hearse for 2 years. Missouri law says pregnant women can't get a divorce. Indiana man arrested for trying to buy a car with $78 million check. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdaf...

Florida woman gives mom a hot grits slap. Measles outbreak at a Florida school but it's fine!

February 23, 2024 23:28 - 19 minutes - 17.8 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Measles outbreak at Florida school but that's fine. Florida woman attacked her mom with hot grits slap. Florida couple arrested for bestiality. Florida law will ban social media for kids under 16. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtub...

Priest arrested for selling Viagra. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival.

February 22, 2024 23:36 - 19 minutes - 17.7 MB

Woman drives thru graveyard because she's late for appointments. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival for the first time. Police in Spain arrest a priest for selling viagra. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/...

Your coffee has poop in it. Human leg found on the NYC subway tracks.

February 21, 2024 23:09 - 16 minutes - 15 MB

Your coffee has poop in it. Man paid someone to cut off his feet in an insurance scam. Human leg found on the New York subway tracks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https:/...

Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Alabama court decides a frozen embryo is a child.

February 20, 2024 23:18 - 18 minutes - 16.5 MB

Man wearing kilt caught putting antiques up his rectum. Alabama court rules a frozen embryo is a child. Navy allows sailors to put hands in pockets. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official ...

Bedsheet gloryhole trickery gets man jail time. Gang of elderly bank robbers with incontinence.

February 19, 2024 23:54 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MB

Iran claims ownership of Antarctica. Gang of elderly robbers arrested in Italy. Toronto man gets prison for glory hole trickery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://Weir...

Floridaman carjacks his grandma. Floridaman stole statues to gift his ex on Valentine's Day.

February 16, 2024 23:08 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stole statues for ex girlfriend on Valentine's Day. Florida school asks parents permission to have children read to. Florida deputy shoots up his car after mistaking acorn for bullet. Florida man carjacks his own grandma. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Maggots fall on passengers' heads during flight. Stingray is pregnant but who's the daddy?

February 15, 2024 23:03 - 25 minutes - 22.9 MB

Prisoner's brain is missing. Maggots fall on passengers during Delta flight. A stingray is pregnant but the who's the father? // Alabama prisoner's brain is missing and family not happy. Delta flight turns around after maggots fall on passengers. Pregnant stingray mystery, is the father a shark? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other ...

Pastor sold meth out of his Methodist church. Women are all about those AI boyfriends.

February 14, 2024 22:59 - 17 minutes - 16.4 MB

Free the peach! Protestors in Australia for G String bikini freedom. Pastor arrested for selling crystal meth out of his church. Chinese women are all about AI boyfriends. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - ...

Tv show features girl turned into a chicken nugget. Crowd attacks a Robotaxi.

February 13, 2024 23:09 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MB

Korean tv show features daughter getting turned into a chicken nugget. Amish buggy crash twin sister switcheroo. Crowd lights a robotaxi on fire in San Francisco. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out...

Mutant cancer resistant wolves in Chernobyl. Airline will weigh passengers ahead of takeoff.

February 13, 2024 00:39 - 13 minutes - 12.8 MB

Mutant cancer resistant wolves at Chernobyl. Airline will start weighing passengers. Man pleasured himself in a Divinity library. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://Wei...

Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Florida patient jiggled genitals for a crowd.

February 09, 2024 23:28 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes genitals outside hospital for a "second opinion". Florida school issued permission slips for Black History Month lessons. Floridaman assaults his date because they sat next to a gay couple. Florida lawmaker believes in the right to shoot bears on crack. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird a...

Climbers must carry own poop down from Mt. Everest. Radio station had their 200 ft tower stolen.

February 08, 2024 23:31 - 23 minutes - 21.1 MB

Alabama station surprised when their radio tower was stolen. Mount Everest climbers will now have to bring back their own poop. Baggage handler lost job after writing nasty message on passenger's bag. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://w...

"Free Cocaine" samples lead to dealer arrest. Man paints squirrels to find which make the dog bark.

February 07, 2024 23:46 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MB

New York man painted the squirrels to see which made his dog bark. Hurricanes becoming too strong that a new category is needed. Free samples of cocaine lead police to arrest Calgary dealer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube...

Dairy Queen meth ring dubbed "Operation Blizzard" bust. Samurai sword swinging man invades Walmart.

February 06, 2024 23:19 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MB

Screaming samurai sword waving man evacuated a Walmart. Spain and France are embroiled in a tomato war. Police bust a meth ring out of a Texas Dairy Queen. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the of...

Man shoots at "Ninja like" people for hours. Large inert nuclear missile found in man's garage.

February 05, 2024 23:36 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MB

Indian authorities release a pigeon they thought was a Chinese spy. Defunct nuclear middle found in man's garage. Georgia man accused of shooting 127 rounds at "Ninja like" people. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weird...

Florida mom's OnlyFans ad on her car featured at kids school. Florida wife does Florida things.

February 03, 2024 00:15 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman sues Combos for not being cheesy. Florida wife tries to kill husband over postcard from ex he dated in 1960s. Florida mom banned from dropping kids off at school with OnlyFans ad on her car. Florida woman cuts her dog's neck because she was told to do so in a dream. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other we...

Adult diaper spa offer therapy in your diaper. Sky Poop leaves locals baffled.

February 02, 2024 01:33 - 26 minutes - 23.8 MB

Residents complain about the mysterious "Sky Poop". Diaper spa catering to adults raises concerns in New Hampshire town. San Mateo declares loneliness as official health emergency. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weird...

Elmo learns that humanity is very depressed right now. Mother pours hot water on her horny son.

January 31, 2024 23:54 - 17 minutes - 16.5 MB

Surprised woman learns from Google alerts that she's on a presidential ballot as candidate. Mother in Malaysia burns her porn watching son, Elmo, the muppet, asks if we're all okay and we are not, clearly. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - http...

After Super Viagra orgy, man exposed himself at Hungry Jack's. Dead man wakes after pothole hit.

January 30, 2024 23:25 - 18 minutes - 17.2 MB

Australian man exposed himself at a Hungry Jack's after his Super Viagra orgy session. Russia wants to build a safe space for conservative Americans to live. Dead man wakes up after ambulance hits a pothole. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - ht...

Pepperoni vandals strike Jersey home. Health officials warn do not eat fried toothpicks.

January 29, 2024 23:36 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MB

Trillions of cicadas are coming experts warn. NJ home vandalized by pepperoni vandals. Health officials in South Korea warn against eating fried toothpicks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the o...

Floridaman anger management therapist murders people. Man tried to sleep with all flight attendants.

January 26, 2024 23:28 - 18 minutes - 16.5 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man tried to get flight attendants to join Mike High Club on trip to Florida. Floridaman anger therapist killed man and put him in a trunk. Florida approves bill to ban social media for kids under 16. Floridaman fell asleep at the wheel surrounded by Four Loco and stuff. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af...

Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Senators propose bringing back duels.

January 25, 2024 23:32 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MB

Missouri rule change would allow senators to challenge the each other to a duel. Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Starbucks fires their hero employees that prevented an armed robbery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - http...

Ukrainian woman wins Miss Japan. Metal band apologizes for throwing severed pig's head at a show.

January 24, 2024 23:37 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MB

Black metal band apologizes for throwing severed pig head at a show. Ukrainian woman wins Miss Japanese pageant. Nude artist says he was groped at the exhibit. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - NEW sponsor: Magic Mind https://magicmind.com/JANjonesy use Code:FUNNYJONES20 - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website h...

Man stabs neighbor over loud snoring. New bill would ban sexy selfies unless you're married.

January 23, 2024 23:15 - 19 minutes - 17.7 MB

Man stabs his neighbor over loud snoring feud. Oklahoma bill would ban sending sexy selfies. Teen faces charges for raping fish to ATMs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - NEW sponsor: Magic Mind https://magicmind.com/JANjonesy use Code:FUNNYJONES20 - WATCH Weird AF News on You...

Bigfoot sightings are Black Bears, study shows. Marathon runner disqualified for chain smoking.

January 22, 2024 23:18 - 20 minutes - 18.4 MB

Indiana man wearing ankle monitor tried to trade drugs for fried pickles at Buffalo Wild Wings. Chinese marathon runner disqualified for chain smoking cigarettes while running. Study finds that BigFoot sightings correlate with Black Bear populations. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdaf...

Florida woman tried to use dog pee for drug sample. Man touches himself while stabbing a stranger.

January 19, 2024 23:31 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman throws Subway sandwich at employee. Floridaman busted for creeping with underwear around neck. Floridaman touches himself in front of stranger before stabbing. Floridaman throws beer and shoots gun because cars speed. Florida woman tried to pass off dog urine as her own. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and oth...

Oldest dog ever has title suspended. Passenger trapped in bathroom for entire flight.

January 18, 2024 23:16 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

Passenger trapped inside airplane bathroom entire flight. Oldest ever dog has title suspended during investigation. Capitol rioter allowed to delay prison time in order to finish work. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - Order Magic Mind https://magicmind.com/JANjonesy use CODE:...

Kentucky is very cool with incest. Shaman agrees to stop casting genital spells.

January 17, 2024 23:23 - 16 minutes - 14.9 MB

Inmate escapes into snowstorm and immediately turns himself back in. Shaman agrees to stop casting genital spells. Kentucky republican proposed bill to make sex with your first cousin no longer incest.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://w...

Man accuses neighbors of being pirates. Funny highway signs will be banned across US.

January 16, 2024 23:24 - 18 minutes - 17.1 MB

Man accuses neighbors of being pirates and digs up their yard. US will ban funny highway signs starting this week. Judge in France changes baby's name because it's too weird. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews...

Mexican cartel goes into WiFi business. Man dressed as his girlfriend to take her university test.

January 15, 2024 23:30 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MB

Indian man dresses up as girlfriend to take her university exam. Gas station heroin is a health concern. Mexican cartel provide WiFi to locals and demand they use it or die. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews ...

Florida inmate claims got pregnant thru air conditioning. Man shoots leaf blower for blowing.

January 13, 2024 00:10 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MB

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots roommate in face over puppy. Floridaman shoots leaf blower for blowing. Florida inmate claims she got pregnant from air conditioning vent. Florida school district removed dictionaries for sexual content. Floridaman hides meth in butt cheeks after running over paraplegic bicyclist. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus...

Kentucky invites space aliens to come for a visit. Navajo Nation is against human remains on Moon.

January 11, 2024 23:37 - 20 minutes - 18.8 MB

Navajo Nation is against sending human remains to the moon. Interstellar tourist campaign invites space aliens to visit Kentucky. Man sues 27 women who claim he's a psycho on Facebook. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/w...

Sex worker offers military discount for services. Woman granted sperm of her dead husband.

January 10, 2024 23:19 - 20 minutes - 18.6 MB

Canadian military wanna charge sex worker that offers discount to their soldiers. Presidential campaign in Taiwan fed tide pods to the elderly voters. 62 yo woman granted permission to extract sperm of dead husband. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Yout...

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