Elmo learns that humanity is very depressed right now. Mother pours hot water on her horny son.

Surprised woman learns from Google alerts that she's on a presidential ballot as candidate. Mother in Malaysia burns her porn watching son, Elmo, the muppet, asks if we're all okay and we are not, clearly. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

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