WWTD 088 - Blackbeard's Ghost: Spell Pamphlet

Ahoy mateys and welcome to another chapter o' We Want The D. Gather ye 'round as we spin the yarn o' Disney's BLACKBEARD'S GHOST, a tale fraught with adventure and villainy. Tis a story of a milksop of a man taken under the wing o' the mightiest pirate, who's savagery is only matched by his affection for rum. Be amazed as the fearsome Blackbeard does all manner o' pirate activity, like placing bets and sabotaging gambling implements! Or using his mighty ghost strength to toss young crew members around during their competition o' speed and agility. What do ye mean, that don't sound pirate-like at all? We'll have none of that talk, lest we have your guts for garters!