HYPER WAVE

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Woke up feeling GREAT. Ranting like I’m driving down a Cocaine Parkway.

It's 2021 and We Got Supa' Water Out Here

HAPPY NEW YEARS my Baltis'mores! This is an episode dedicated to hyping you up for the new year. LETS FUCKING GO

Would You Rather ft. Sloane Schazinski

In this episode of HYPERWAVE I sit inside a fish bowl with the lovely Sloane to play an innocent game of Would You Rather. We talk Communism, Rocky Balboa, Jackie Chan, and Ferarris. It's a real slappin' banger of an episode guys. There's probably a lot more that we covered, but I've been drunk for a couple hours now and I don't entirely remember the episode if I am being honest.

I Need a Blowjob and a Cup of Coffee

XMAS EVE SPECIAL

A Really Bad Episode

Made this on the spot cuz I feel great. A bunch of totally ignorant trash. Horrible production value. Probs will delete

[email protected] Forward Slash FOOFLE

This one is ALL over the place guys. #FREEBRITNEY. A true variety episode with a ton of standup ideas and true stories. A bop, if you will.

Striking Gold on Boys Booty Holes

In this episode I talk about how to be funny and why you should give up on your dreams. Then I dabble in To Catch a Predator and how the government is corrupting our sweet babies.

Why’d You Leave Your Keys Upon the Table? You Wanted To.

This is a deep dive into how I want to die. It’s more funny than sad, unlike my life.

The War on the Clitoris and PCP

We talk about drugs and sex. It’s very racy. I do my new segment Letterbox where I answer fan mail from you hooligans. Tune in, brah!

Get in Noob, We’re Going to Wing Stop

I talk a lot about women for a while. There’s some professional wrestling and soda in the mix, but I top it off with a story about a homeless man with perfectly groomed testicles. Dive on in. Brought to you by Outback Steakhouse.

We Are All the Turin Horse

I attempt to redirect my negative energy toward work into a totally pseudo-philosophical tirade about consumerism and existential crisis. We also two happiness and sorrow. It SLAPS folks.

MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT

This episode is dedicated to the King of Pop.

..And a 23 Skidoo to You My Friend!

This one is all over the place guys. I’m sitting in a bathtub trying to feel the pulse of this crazy world. We’re talking fish sandwiches and witches in this episode of HYPER WAVE. Stay tuned.

The Variety Show

I’m continually out of breath, because I do not stop talking for 30 straight minutes. We talk spiders, goblins, hot dogs, Hulk Hogan. What more do YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?

4 the Ladies; By the Boiz //ft. Hootie Gurt

Female listeners are going UP UP UP, so I wanted to do a little Call Her Daddy type episode with my good buddy Hootie Gurt. Enjoy ladies

COVID 19 Podcast + New Album Teasers

I play a little something for my STANS out there. Teasers from the new album.

A Trip Down Memory Avenue

I talk about pooping for a while, tell a few childhood stories about my moms scrapbook, and finish it off with Pokémon. You’re not gonna wanna miss it. Or miss it, I don’t care.

Meditations on the Nature of Pooping and Pokémon

I talk about pooping for a while, tell a few childhood stories about my moms scrapbook, and finish it off with Pokémon. You’re not gonna wanna miss it. Or miss it, I don’t care.

Locker Room Ding Dongs

Honestly, I haven’t made an episode in two weeks and I wanted to get something out there. I talk about poop, weiners, and bear cat. Stay tuned guys, it’s awful.

401K BABY

A few thoughts about how to rebrand 401k and I talk about how fucking stupid jazz music and basketball are.

Swiping Left on Tinder Pt. Deux

This is a longer and more fun version of my last episode. I’m essentially critiquing Tinder bios and ranting about shit people say.

Swiping Left on Tinder

I talk about what makes me swipe left on Tinder while I’m on Tinder. Mostly me just judging people.

Life is Brutal and People are Shit

I talk for a while about how long life is and how odd the grind can be. I go on about customers and people I hate. It’s a real downer tbh. Skip the first 8 mins.

This Episode is Really Bad

I put my buddy and girlfriend on the spot by making them talk on my show. Neither had anything creative or funny to say. A demonstration of how difficult it actually is to keep a persons attention.

The Customer is WRONG

I talk about how horrible customers are and why work sucks. I stone on about weird little kids for a while.

Life is Like Stocks

I criticize self help, financial freedom grifters that make you feel as though you can be rich if you try hard enough. Then I give a long winded speech about how to help yourself live an actually decent life.

There’s a Lot in a Name

I talk a lot about names for a while and how I probably just wanna bang my mom.

John Lennon was Full of Shit

I’m all over the place in this one. Mostly because I don’t actually have anything funny to say. It’s just me swearing talking about stuff I hate.

Maybe I’m Gay: The Episode

For some reason I talk about being gay for a while. I do this respectfully. We talk about soda and tattoos, art, comedy. It really slaps.

A Good Bad Trip Story

I tell you about the horrifying drug trip that gave me anxiety and panic issues. It's funny and tragic.

I Hate Every One of You

I ramble incoherently about vaping and some other stupid shit, like why jeans are blue. ENJOY YOUR RIDE TO WORK YOU WAGE SLAVE PIECE OF TRASH.

How Not to Live Your Life.

This is a step by step guide on how not to live your life. I might pepper some jokes in there.

What is Real?

One of the last episodes I made seriously for the show. What is real? You have no Freaking idea. I think this one was interesting if I remember correctly.

How Not To Live Your Life

In this episode of HYPERWAVE we explore the idea of how to not live your life. It looks surprisingly like mine. I also give up trying to impress you. We talk about mayonnaise, conspiracy theories, and Pepsi. It's a real winner.

What is Real?!

In this edition of HYPERWAVE we explore some ideas regarding Reality and how we interact with it. Can we define it? Can we be certain we know what is an is not real? I think the answer might surprise us both! Thanks for listening! Let me know what you thought of the episode or recommend a future topic on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BaltimoreLori

Are You a Great Debater?

In this episode of HYPERWAVE we explore why debating online doesn't achieve anything for ourselves or other people. We delve into what exactly we can know certainly and we none of us are really that intelligent. Thanks for listening! Follow me on Twitter to let me know what you think or to give me an idea for my next episode: https://twitter.com/BaltimoreLori

Are Your a Great Debater?

In this episode of HYPERWAVE we explore why debating online doesn't achieve anything for ourselves or other people. We delve into what exactly we can know certainly and we none of us are really that intelligent. Thanks for listening! Follow me on Twitter to let me know what you think or to give me an idea for my next episode: https://twitter.com/BaltimoreLori

We're Political Animals

We explore what theorists have said about human nature as essentially political and how the Enlightenment might be responsible for the state of contemporary politics. I try to REK REKT videos to show how they're symptomatic of what is going on. I talk about Uncle Joey for a bit as well..

What Offensive Humor Says About Us

We talk about Patrick Swayze and explore the idea of dark senses of humor. What does it say about us? How responsible should comedians really be for being offensive?  All that and more in the Hyper Wave!

Does God Exist?

In this episode of Hyper Wave we explore the titanic question, "Does God Exist?" We're but mere mortals, but together we just might learn something. I also talk about Tobey Macguire for some reason. @baltimorelori Thanks for listening!

Let's Talk About the Existence of God

In this episode of Hyper Wave we explore the ideas of 'God' and 'Existence'. Do we have to accept a materialist, Atheist view of the world or are we missing something? Maybe with your help we can learn something together.  @baltimorelori

Why Do We Make Horrible Jokes?

We talk about Patrick Swayze and explore the idea of dark senses of humor. What does it say about us? How responsible should comedians really be for being offensive?  All that and more in the Hyper Wave!

Why Are Horrible Things So Funny?

We talk about Patrick Swayze and explore the idea of dark senses of humor. What does it say about us? How responsible should comedians really be for being offensive?  All that and more in the Hyper Wave!

Are We Living in a Simulation?

We explore the idea of living in a Simulation and some supporting arguments for it. We compare it to an old theory and see what it has to offer. I talk about Tupac for a second.  Superimposing: HYPERWAVE RADIO

How to Live Your Life

After talking about Uncle Joey from Full House, we explore some ideas of what it means to live a fulfilled life and how to better understand it. We discuss authenticity and the assumption of judgement in our choices. What masks we wear and why we wear them? Prepare for absorption into the Hyper Wave.

What the Hell Am I Doing?

After talking about Uncle Joey from Full House, we explore some ideas of what it means to live a fulfilled life and how to better understand it. We discuss authenticity and the assumption of judgement in our choices. What masks we wear and why we wear them? Prepare for absorption into the Hyper Wave.

HYPER WAVE (Trailer)

We are Political Animals

I talk about why none of us are really intelligent or contribute anything to the political sphere. I talk about the state of politics in the USA BB. I dissect the implications of REKT videos. Unedited, but the sound quality is much better. DEMO

Totally REKT BRO

I talk about why none of us are really intelligent or contribute anything to the political sphere. I talk about the state of politics in the USA BB. I dissect the implications of REKT videos. Unedited, but the sound quality is much better. DEMO

The Problems Inherent in US Politics

I talk about why none of us are really intelligent or contribute anything to the political sphere. I talk about the state of politics in the USA BB. I dissect the implications of REKT videos. Unedited, but the sound quality is much better. DEMO