We're No Doctors
104 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsMeet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.
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Episodes
A Few Frightful Moments
October 04, 2018 07:00 - 1 hourSteve is by himself this week, but not without a lot to talk about, including his trip to Death Valley, Las Vegas and of course more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Eleven Cavities (with Justine Bateman)
September 27, 2018 07:00 - 1 hourThis week Steve welcomes actor/author/director, Justine Bateman to discuss cavities, her burst appendix, internet trolls and much, much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Cheese Stroke ( with Gabe Tigerman)
September 20, 2018 07:00 - 1 hourSteve sits down with actor Gabriel Tigerman to talk about eye drops, other people’s pills and the hereditary migraine he had that mimicked a stroke and sent him to the ER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Even Though I’m a Germaphobe, I’m a Pretty Filthy Person.
September 13, 2018 07:00 - 59 minutesSteve has some updates on his eyes, feet and more, plus more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Superburn
September 06, 2018 07:00 - 58 minutesSteve is solo with brutal foot pain and next level eye-strain. Plus a listener email. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
F*ck You, I’m a Gourmet! (with Lynn Shelton)
August 30, 2018 07:00 - 1 hourSteve’s guest is director Lynn Shelton (GLOW, Love, Outside In). They talk about diet, Celiac Disease, self-diagnosis, IBS and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Me who has trouble talking
August 23, 2018 07:00 - 1 hourSteve might be getting sick, flu shots are already available and more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This is Amazing Pig Ass
August 16, 2018 16:22 - 1 hourAnother solo week for Steve means more listener emails and, of course, more insane tangents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Return of Busy
July 26, 2018 12:53 - 57 minutesBusy is back with a phone call from the hospital after a fall in the street leaves her with a banged up knee, plus Steve takes some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Both of My Jaws Hurt.
July 19, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourSteve is without Busy (obviously) and sits down to answer some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
44: The Vomit Reflex (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)
July 12, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourDavid Dastmalchian (Ant-Man, The Dark Knight, Blade Runner 2049) is back, along with his wife, artist, Eve Dastmalchian, to talk about a condition she has that causes her to pass out and go into seizures whenever she vomits. Hold on to your hats, folks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
43: Meditation (with Théo Burkhardt)
July 05, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourSteve sits down with his meditation teacher, Théo Burkhardt, to discuss the practice and benefits of mediation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
42: I’m Gonna Sh*t on the Streets of Bangkok (with Alexis Novak)
June 28, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourSteve is joined by yoga instructor, comedy writer and co-host of the “We’re Starting a Cult” podcast, Alexis Novak. Topics covered: yoga, cults and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
41: Penis Heart (with Sean Watkins)
June 14, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourMusician Sean Watkins (Nickel Creek, The Watkins Family Hour) joins Steve to talk about his heart palpitations and subsequent cardiac ablation procedure to fix it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
40: More Viewer Emails
June 07, 2018 07:01 - 58 minutesSteve almost interviews Adam Goldberg, but fate had other plans. So here Steve reply to some more of your emails. Adam, however, has rescheduled, so stay tuned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
39: Mr. Belvedere Sat on His Balls (with Greg Behrendt and Amira Ruotola)
May 31, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourGreg Behrendt and Amira Ruotola from the ‘Maybe It’s You’ podcast join Steve to talk about Greg’s cancer, vape art, whether or not women like testicles and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
38: Tricky Sinuses
May 24, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourBusy is finally back to talk about her sinus surgery, new talk show and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
37: The Beautiful Gore of Birth (with David Dastmalchian )
May 17, 2018 08:16 - 1 hourSteve calls friend and actor David Dastmalchian (The Dark Knight, Ant-Man, Blade Runner 2049) to talk chiropractors, strawberry picking, birth and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
36: Another Solo Episode
May 10, 2018 07:01 - 55 minutesSteve is still by himself and talks about his road trip to watch NASA launch a rocket, a recent esophageal spasm, listener emails and of course sinus stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
35: Genie Crisis
May 03, 2018 07:01 - 58 minutesSteve is by himself today to talk about root canals, vertigo, a listener email about death and of course Busy’s new talk show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
34: Kodokushi
April 26, 2018 07:01 - 58 minutesBusy and Steve are back in the same room and talk about Busy’s decision to go through with sinus surgery, dying alone while your body goes undiscovered for months, Coachella, bee allergies and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Itchy Lung
April 12, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourBusy is out of town promoting “I Feel Pretty” so Steve sits down, solo style, to talk about his most recent flu/illness and then reads some listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cancer
March 29, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourWhile Busy is on vacation with the family, Steve calls Mad Magazine editor, comedian and two time cancer survivor, Dan Telfer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Welders, Models and Actresses
March 22, 2018 07:01 - 58 minutesSteve discusses the results of his nuclear stress test and Busy walks us through her Photo Keratitis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
An Episode of Unusual Bleeding
March 15, 2018 07:01 - 1 hourSteve phones Busy to talk about her “extended period” and his nuclear stress test. Other topics include tampons, Broadway audience members having heart attacks, the best way to die, dead friend’s social networking accounts and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thyroid Update
March 08, 2018 08:01 - 1 hourSteve and Busy are back together to talk about Busy’s thyroid, fat freezing, cholesterol and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I’m Not A Wing-Walker (a solo episode)
March 01, 2018 08:01 - 1 hourSteve is back on his own, as Busy continues to finish her book. He talks about his recent travels, altitude inducing asthma, omega-3 fish oils and eye-floaters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Raze: To Completely Destroy!
February 15, 2018 08:01 - 1 hourSteve calls Busy who’s at home sick. Topics include Busy’s thyroid, Valentines Day, Emotional Support Pets and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Another Solosode
February 08, 2018 08:01 - 1 hourAs Busy is writing her fingers to the bone trying to beat a deadline, Steve sits down with some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Crave Hot Dogs When I’m Sick
February 01, 2018 08:01 - 1 hourSteve and Busy sit down with writer, Kelly Oxford to talk about migraines, CBD and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from SF Sketchfest
January 25, 2018 08:01 - 1 hourJaneane Garofalo joins Busy on stage in San Francisco for the first live episode, while a sick Steve briefly Skypes in from Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
White Teeth
January 18, 2018 08:01 - 57 minutesStill on the mend, Steve talks with Busy (fresh off her live episode w/ Janeane Garofalo) about her recent teeth whitening and his his bout with bronchitis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A RAINBOW!
January 11, 2018 11:00 - 1 hourSteve calls Busy as she preps for her colonoscopy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
New Year Solosode
January 04, 2018 11:00 - 47 minutesAs Busy recovers from an exhausting holiday season, Steve sits down to talk about his new bidet, shoulder injury and answers a viewer email about anxiety. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Holiday Solosode
December 21, 2017 14:08 - 44 minutesWith Busy on vacation out of the country, Steve answers some more listener emails Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Fissure Queen
December 14, 2017 11:00 - 49 minutesBusy and Steve do a phone in episode while Steve is on set. A lot has happened in two weeks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Depression
November 30, 2017 11:00 - 1 hourActor/writer/comedian Andy Richter (Conan) joins Steve and Busy to discuss depression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Big Sick
November 16, 2017 11:00 - 1 hourWriter Emily Gordon (The Big Sick) tells Steve and Busy about her real life story that was the basis for this years outstanding film, “The Big Sick.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
F.A.S.T.
November 09, 2017 11:00 - 1 hourActor / musician Rob Benedict (Supernatural, Louden Swain) joins Steve and Busy to talk about the stroke he suffered in 2013. For more information on this subject please visit www.strokeassociation.org Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episolo
November 02, 2017 10:00 - 52 minutesBusy was busy this week, so rather than skip an episode, Steve answers some listener emails. Never fear, Busy will be back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
F*ck Sugar
October 26, 2017 10:00 - 1 hourComedian Dean Delray talks with Busy and Steve about being diagnosed with Diabetes and how he totally reversed it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pee on my Pancakes
October 20, 2017 01:54 - 1 hourCar trouble, Rhabdomyolysis, crime scene cleaners, Tay-Sachs disease, crying and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Tight Frenulum
October 12, 2017 10:00 - 1 hourBusy is a little under the weather, but not sick enough to stop her and Steve from touching on esophageal spasms, flu shots, the Whole 30 diet, body dysmorphia, amnesia and Steve’s broken crown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Listener Mail
October 05, 2017 16:54 - 1 hourBusy and Steve finally get around to answering some listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Why is there f*cking carpet in this bathroom?
September 28, 2017 10:00 - 55 minutesSteve and Busy discuss Steve’s kidney stones, dilaudid, magnesium, heart palpitations, charcoal and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Diseased Gallbladder
September 21, 2017 10:00 - 54 minutesBusy’s friend Emily sits in to talk about their trip to Monte Carlo that ended with Emily in the E.R. with a diseased gallbladder and gallstones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ovarian Torsion
September 14, 2017 10:00 - 55 minutesA very special episode. Busy talks about her recent trip to the emergency room with ovarian torsion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Broken Dicks
September 07, 2017 10:00 - 1 hourBusy is back in Los Angeles! Her and Steve cover everything from black mold, microdosing, prescription addiction, the syphilis tsunami and a special cat-induced flood report by Busy’s daughter, Cricket. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Niacin Flush
August 25, 2017 00:52 - 1 hourBusy is in Boston, but distance didn’t stop her from talking with Steve about sinus infections, vertigo, tinnitus, going to the dentist and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Bloody Show
August 17, 2017 10:00 - 1 hourBusy and Steve talk a little about spin class, LEKfit, acupuncture and a LOT about breastfeeding and childbirth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices