We're No Doctors
104 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsMeet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.
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Episodes
20 Bucks for Jack in the Box (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)
May 12, 2020 01:05 - 1 hourOn this special episode, Steve is joined again by David and Eve Dastmalchian to discuss the death of Steve’s mother and what’s going on with the current pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Introducing Y'all Ever
March 12, 2020 18:43 - 3 minutesY'all Ever is a big dumb show that believes you are not alone. Your life is relatable and your pain is relatable and comedians Hampton Young and Dave Ross want you to know that. Every week the longtime friends read your embarrassing stories, your stories of struggle, your stories of mental illness and more, to let you know that you are not the only person going through it. Y'all Ever is the only relatable podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Shots and Bidets with David and Eve Dastmalchian
December 05, 2019 17:47 - 54 minutesOnce again Steve is recording from Atlanta and once again his guests are David and Eve Dastmalchian. They talk about their up-coming inoculations and David tries the bidet toilet seat…LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My Ass is Desensitized
October 31, 2019 14:24 - 37 minutesSteve is back with some spare time to talk about what’s been happening with his body over the past couple weeks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dear Corn, How’s Your Summer? (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)
September 19, 2019 15:44 - 49 minutesDavid and Eve Dastmalchian are living with Steve in Atlanta while David and Steve work on The Suicide Squad. The conversation revolves mostly around ticks, but strays occasionally to pink eye, pneumonia and scorpions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This is Some Real Adult Shit
September 05, 2019 07:00 - 35 minutesSteve has finally left LA and settled in the greater Atlanta area for the next 5-6 months. What does he miss most about LA? Listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Adventure Man
August 22, 2019 15:44 - 31 minutesSteve is almost done moving his junk into storage for his big out of town adventure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This Dude Has a Totally New Dick
August 08, 2019 14:50 - 44 minutesSteve talks about possible Tennis Elbow and a man who was accidentally circumcised at 70 years old! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
F*ck You Gout, Get Out! (with Eric Vespe)
August 01, 2019 07:00 - 59 minutesSteve welcomes writer, producer and friend, Eric Vespe to talk about the joys of gout. Get into it, kids! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Cabbage Patch Dolls of Shoes (with Ken Plume)
July 25, 2019 12:00 - 1 hourSteve talks with his friend, Ken Plume about dehydration, Air Jordans and so, so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ribs Are Weird
July 18, 2019 18:00 - 23 minutesSteve’s back problems are at an all time high, or low depending on how you grade back problems. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
He Died From Being Tall
July 11, 2019 12:00 - 1 hourSteve takes some viewer mail and has more back issues! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Second Puberty
July 04, 2019 13:00 - 1 hourSteve’s voice is apparently changing, his back is still hurt, he can’t remember anyone's name and he’s waiting for a food delivery from some guy on a bike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Other People’s Suffering
June 27, 2019 14:41 - 51 minutesSteve lifted with his back and really screwed up his sacroiliac joints. He also had two cavities filled. What a trooper! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
SLEEPY DIZZY
June 20, 2019 15:17 - 1 hourSteve talks about his weekend, a perfect storm of motion sickness, dehydration and lack of sleep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
That Gross, Fleshy Smoke
June 13, 2019 07:00 - 1 hourWell, Steve finally had his disgusting molar removed after putting it off for about a year. Hear all about it on this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I’ve Been Prescribed a Star Wars Villain.
June 06, 2019 07:00 - 1 hourSteve is finding his updated recording software a little off. He also has some concerns about his new allergy medication and even bigger concerns about pneumonia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Do I Have Meningitis?
May 30, 2019 15:39 - 1 hourSteve is still in LA and just getting over a cold, which he’s not 100% sure wasn’t Meningitis. That, listener emails and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Fart, a Burp or a Tiger
May 23, 2019 12:00 - 56 minutesSteve’s back in LA and fighting a cold, but takes time to read some listener emails and talk about his first job, working in a hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Almost Doctor (with Victoria Agee)
May 16, 2019 14:44 - 1 hourSteve’s cousin Victoria is in her third year of medical school and sits down with him to talk about dissecting road kill as a kid, the stress of an eight hour board exam, assisting in surgeries and what happens when a patient is too big to fit in a CT scanner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Ate Like A Garbage Boy
May 09, 2019 15:36 - 58 minutesSteve is back in Riverside at his mom’s house after a week in Texas, and everything is starting to look a whole lot better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Think Everybody Should Have a Life Alert.
April 25, 2019 15:41 - 44 minutesSteve’s back in L.A. - for one day. More updates on Steve’s mom and sister, so hang on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Feigned a Faint (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)
April 18, 2019 15:54 - 1 hourDave and Eve Dastmalchian return to the podcast to discuss a romantic trip to Milan that turned out to be anything but romantic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My Family is Cursed by Stairs
April 11, 2019 17:29 - 52 minutesSteve has been in his hometown taking care of multiple family members who decided to get injured at the same time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This Podcast Will be Used as Evidence
April 04, 2019 10:00 - 1 hourSteve does a solo episode from a cemetery where he reads listener emails and witnesses a possible felony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Rehearsal for Being Incapacitated (with Scott Reeder)
March 28, 2019 07:00 - 1 hourMusician Scott Reeder (Kyuss, Fireball Ministry) joins steve to talk about toe surgery, bathtubs with doors, auditioning for Metallica and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Hum
March 21, 2019 07:00 - 59 minutesIs Steve part of a select group of cursed humans who hear a random, low-pitched humming noise? Maybe. Also, listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Congratulations, You Have a Hotel
March 14, 2019 11:00 - 1 hourSteve is solo and talks about his new 10,000 step habit, Nashville, TN and then reads one or two listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Colon Cancer (with Rob Pash)
March 07, 2019 08:00 - 1 hourSteve is joined by guest, Rob Pash to discuss his recently being diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve Turns 50
February 28, 2019 08:00 - 49 minutesSteve is out of town but still manages to record a quick episode from his truck, on his phone, on his 50th birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Happy Valentits Day (with Felicia Day)
February 22, 2019 22:25 - 1 hourFelicia Day (The Guild, Buffy, Voyage to the Stars podcast) joins Steve on Valentines Day to talk about hernias, child birth, elective appendix removal, Ambien, and, of course, kidney stones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Unfamiliar Sensations
February 14, 2019 08:00 - 1 hourSteve shares his experience of the absolute horror of having his stent removed…through his penis…while he was awake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Let’s Go On a Journey Up My Dick!
February 07, 2019 08:00 - 58 minutesSteve gives a step by step account of his kidney stone removal surgery. Spoiler: It sucked! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live From San Francisco Sketchfest (with Dana Gould and Jane Wiedlin)
January 31, 2019 08:00 - 1 hourBusy and Steve are back together for the first time in 8 months for a live taping from the San Francisco Sketchfest with guests Dana Gould (Stan Against Evil, The Simpsons) and Jane Wiedlin (The Go-Go’s). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I’m Gonna Eat Like The Rock!
January 25, 2019 17:27 - 1 hourSteve is back on his own this week with all sorts of diet/training/health stories. Buckle up, Buttercups. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Everybody’s Got a Remedy (with Michael Rosenbaum)
January 17, 2019 08:00 - 1 hourThis week Steve is joined by Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville, Impastor) to talk about neck surgery, back surgery, Vasovagal Syncope and oh so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cheese Days (with Jillian Bell)
January 10, 2019 08:00 - 1 hourActress Jillian Bell has one of the most amazing kidney stone stories Steve has EVER heard. Plus Steve updates us on day 7 without sugar or carbs. This one is a doozy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crudités and Compensation
January 03, 2019 08:00 - 1 hourSteve talks about New Years Eve, a temporary back injury, soaking in an ice bath, his new diet and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Gagmore, Starring Steve Agee
December 27, 2018 08:00 - 1 hourSteve talks holidays, working out and then answers some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Steve's in Training
December 20, 2018 08:00 - 1 hourSteve is two sessions in with his personal trainer and can barely move. Plus listener emails! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Shingles (with Esther Povitsky)
December 13, 2018 08:00 - 1 hourComedian Esther Povitsky (Alone Together and the Glowing Up podcast) joins Steve to talk about shingles, broken toes, contact lenses and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This Guy Needs More Snot
December 06, 2018 08:00 - 1 hourSteve is home sick, like really sick. He talks, colds, the feeling of being overwhelmed by lunch invitations, and answers some listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Lot of Little Squiggles
November 29, 2018 08:00 - 58 minutesSteve sits down to talk about his meeting with his new trainer and his horrible new affliction: eye floaters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Depression (episode rerelease with Andy Richter and Busy Phillips)
November 22, 2018 08:00 - 1 hourSteve revisits a listener favorite episode with actor/writer/comedian Andy Richter (Conan) joins Steve and Busy to discuss depression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Here's Your New Diet - Happy Thanksgiving!
November 15, 2018 08:00 - 1 hourSteve talks about his fire induced allergies and responds to listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My Lips Will Shrivel in the Corners
November 08, 2018 08:00 - 1 hourSteve is solo this week, but that doesn’t stop him from talking about his flu shot, allergies, tongues that dissolve in salt water and much, much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We Used to Put Leeches on People (with Greg Behrendt)
November 01, 2018 07:00 - 1 hourComedian/podcast host (Maybe It’s You), Greg Behrendt returns to talk about his recent hip replacement surgery and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mono Forever (with Shannon Woodward)
October 25, 2018 07:00 - 54 minutesActor Shannon Woodward (Westworld, Raising Hope) sits with Steve to talk about wisdom teeth, dry sockets and much, much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In Through Your Dick (with the Sklar Brothers)
October 18, 2018 07:00 - 59 minutesSteve is joined by comedians, brothers and podcasters (Dumb People Town, View From the Cheap Seats) the Sklar brothers to talk about hemorrhoids, colonoscopies and Steve’s personal favorite, kidney stones! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Guess Fog is Goth
October 11, 2018 07:00 - 55 minutesSteve reads listener comments, talks about mental health and why he has a goth cough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices