We Only Do One Take Podcast
266 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★ - 4 ratingsWelcome to the We Only Do One Take Podcast.
Each week Turch and Kieran talk about all of the news articles you would have missed during the week while drinking beers.
Every so often they have guests on to chime in with zingers.
If you like banter, weird news stories and terrible jokes, you are going to like this.
We Only Do One Take Podcast , it’s a real shitshow
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Episodes
Episode 203 – The Dad Bod – We Only Do One Take Podcast
November 03, 2022 22:02 - 1 hour - 157 MBKieran laughs at a Starbucks barrister Turch hates Uber drivers And we all love Ye.
Episode 202 – Hipsters And Cash – We Only Do One Take Podcast
October 27, 2022 23:03 - 1 hour - 175 MBKieran can’t stand the hipsters in Brunswick. Turch can’t find people to take his $50 note. And we deep dive into fatphobia and dating. Plus, the boys get into netball. All this and more!
Episode 201 – Last Call – We Only Do One Take Podcast
October 20, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 143 MBTurch hates the Commonwealth Games. Kieran hates scientists. And we learn how to play the James Bond chord. All this and more!
Episode 200 – The Big 200th Show – We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 29, 2022 23:07 - 1 hour - 165 MBIt’s our 200th episode! Get your big fake tits out! Turch dives into the conspiracy that Pandas are not real. And Kieran hates bad food. We dive into how being a landlord works. Plus a word from Abbie Chatfield, Joe Biden and a Climate Change Activist. All this and more!
Episode 199 – It’s A Lot With Abbie Chatfield – We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 23, 2022 00:46 - 1 hour - 213 MBJess is on the show! She hates Abbie Chatfield too. We talk about Kieran’s study. And Turch talks about his boomer parents. All this and more!
Episode - 198 - Kieran Cleans Concrete- We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 12, 2022 11:35 - 1 hour - 157 MBThis week Kieran becomes an honorary Italian. Turch rants about his family and we review another episode of Abbie Chatfield's podcast.
Episode 197 – What Is A Woman – We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 01, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 157 MBTurch tells us a story about his dad. Kieran finally likes a politician. And the boys try and define the word woman. All this and more!
Episode 196 – It’s A Lot – We Only Do One Take Podcast
August 25, 2022 22:20 - 1 hour - 175 MBKieran tells us about seeing Dead City Ruins and KISS Turch hates the IRS And we review the Abbie Chatfield podcast It’s a Lot All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6y...
Episode 195 – Chorizos In Space – We Only Do One Take Podcast
August 11, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBKieran tells us about a flying chorizo. Turch rants about everything music. And the boys listen to Ghost. All this and more!
Episode 194 – Turch Is Pregnant – We Only Do One Take Podcast
August 04, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 160 MBTurch is having a baby boy. Kieran loves turtles. And special hand signals will get people hurt. All this and more!
Episode 193 – KFC Are Illuminati – We Only Do One Take Podcast
July 28, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 158 MBWe listen to a new intro song for the podcast. Kieran tells us how spacemen have sex. And Turch shows us the KFC Conspiracy Theory debate videos. All this and more!
Episode 192 - Moving House – We Only Do One Take Podcast
July 26, 2022 09:08 - 1 hour - 140 MBKieran helps his dad move house. Turch can't get a doctors appointment. And the boys hate QR codes as menus. All this and more!
Episode 191 – Kieran’s Joke Corner Part 1 – We Only Do One Take Podcast
July 17, 2022 02:00 - 26 minutes - 59.7 MBKieran tells a joke.
Episode 190 – Beanie Babies – We Only Do One Take Podcast
July 14, 2022 09:00 - 50 minutes - 116 MBKieran learns what vabbing is. Turch is excited for the 2022 World Cup And Beanie Babies are back in a different form, NTFs. All this and more!
Episode 189 – EOFY – We Only Do One Take Podcast
June 30, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 162 MBKieran believes he is living in a simulation. Turch doesn’t understand the US Supreme Court. And the boys learn they are fatphobic
Episode 188 – Comedy Cruises – We Only Do One Take Podcast
June 24, 2022 00:40 - 1 hour - 172 MBKieran gets an email from his dad. Turch’s mum sets the bar too high. And more Fat Lip podcast.
Episode 187 – Making Salami – We Only Do One Take Podcast
June 16, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 180 MBTurch makes salami with his family. Kieran learsn about a McGangbang. And we die super deep into the Fat Lip Podcast.
Episode 186 – The Fat Person Spectrum – We Only Do One Take Podcast
June 02, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBTurch is angry about universally accepted price gauging, the whiskey pedo joke and selling stuff online. Kieran reviews the new Top Gun film without mentioning the leg room. And the boys learn about the Fat Spectrum on The Fat Lip podcast. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepo...
Ep 184 - The 3am Kebab - We Only Do One Take Podcast
May 25, 2022 11:12 - 1 hour - 161 MBThe long awaited episode 184 is a cracker! The council wants to ban the 3am kebab! Microplastics are in our bodies and Canada makes the moon illegal!
Episode 185 – Flying While Fat – We Only Do One Take Podcast
May 19, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 176 MBTurch and Kieran vote to save Australia. Bathroom stall doors that open inwards. A film review. And watching fat women complain about travel. All this and more!
Ep 183 - I, for one, welcome our new twitter lord
May 12, 2022 07:48 - 1 hour - 147 MBTurch admits he is not tall, a women falls in a toilet and Kieran wants Turch’s mum to iron his clothes!
Episode 182 - Who has the biggest penis? - We Only Do One Take Podcast
May 01, 2022 07:29 - 1 hour - 149 MBIn this week’s episode, Kieran and Turch find out who has the biggest penis! The art world is a scam, and one of our listeners is very disappointed with Kieran.
Episode 181 – An Interview With Bangz – We Only Do One Take Podcast
April 10, 2022 05:00 - 39 minutes - 91 MBHoly crap we have international rapper, app developer and Australian icon, Your Boi Bangz on the show! We talk about his music, his new app and all the fun stuff that has happened to him over his 12+ year career! Check him out at http://chickichick.com/
Episode 180 – Flying High – We Only Do One Take Podcast
April 07, 2022 09:00 - 57 minutes - 132 MBKieran is back flying, but forgot how to do it. Turch hates the Grammys And bad similes All this and more on this week’s episode!
Episode 179 – Getting Slapped – We Only Do One Take Podcast
March 31, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 180 MBDan from AMR Barre Talk is on the show! Turch talks about black on black violence Kieran wears kid’s jeans And Dan loves his local facebook group. All this and more!
Episode 178 – International Woman’s Month Feat. Bad Poets Society– We Only Do One Take Podcast
March 29, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 206 MBThis week we have Teresa from Bad Poets Society on the show! Teresa brings in some terrible lyrics. Kieran informs us that the number of chips in the bag is being reduced And Turch is angry at the Socceroos. Check out Bad Poets Society at @BadPoetsPod on Twitter
Episode 177 – The Biggest Problem In The Universe – We Only Do One Take Podcast
March 24, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 219 MBTurch is angry at everything Kieran can’t get a lift to the airport. And we review The Biggest problem in the Universe Podcast.
Episode 176 – Raise Some Kaine – We Only Do One Take Podcast
March 03, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 174 MBTurch is angry at the cost of funerals and boomer traditions. Kieran takes a critical race theory test. And some shitty music from around the world.
Episode 175 – Turch Got Married, Kieran Got COVID – We Only Do One Take Podcast
February 17, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBTurch got married, in November in secret. The story gets told. Kieran gets COVID. Plus a story about the holocaust. All this and more!
Episode 174 – Guilty By Association– We Only Do One Take Podcast
February 03, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBTurch thinks Neil Young is retarded. The r/antiwork movement makes Kieran laugh. And the Great Honkening.
Episode 173 – Writing Jokes – We Only Do One Take Podcast
January 27, 2022 08:00 - 56 minutes - 129 MBTurch and Kieran write jokes. Our podcast is better than Meghan and Harry’s. Kieran can’t find parking. All this and more.
Episode 172 – Feminism A Government Psyop – We Only Do One Take Podcast
January 20, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBKieran organises the best buck’s night, but strippers are missing tits. Turch is angry at Covid because it is destroying the environment. And we uncover a government psyop. All this and more.
Episode 171 – Post New Year’s Nap – We Only Do One Take Podcast
January 07, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBHoly crap we are back fully of Christmas food, stories and in need of a nap. Pumped for a new year of podcasts.
Episode 170 - The Xmas Special - We Only Do One Take Podcast
January 04, 2022 08:30 - 49 minutes - 113 MBThe Xmas Special is proudly brought to you by Kieran spilling a beer and tearing his pants!
Episode 169 – The Music Special – We Only Do One Take Podcast
December 14, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 188 MBSomething we have never done; a music special! This week we have our long-time friend, the Librarian, on the show. Turch hates modern film scores. And the Librarian defends terrible albums by David Bowie, Rage Against the Machine and Weezer. And Kieran is both country and western. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - h...
Episode 168 - We Got Banned Again - We Only Do One Take Podcast
December 09, 2021 05:06 - 1 hour - 162 MBIn this weeks episode, we rant about products with no charging unit and delivery people. Turch educates Kieran about itakian culture and porn star Siri is angry people don't care about the person behind the porn star.
Episode 167 – How To Protest – We Only Do One Take Podcast
November 16, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 203 MBThis week’s special guest, Tim (moth2flame on instagram) is an artist and freedom fighter. He is here to tell us about his experience in the latest Melbourne protests. Plus Turch hates Netflix again. And Kieran brings in stupid news. All this and more!
Episode 166 – Bad Ads – We Only Do One Take Podcast
November 09, 2021 04:58 - 55 minutes - 126 MBTerrible ads all around. And stupid news.
Episode 165 – Stevie Wonder Isn’t Blind– We Only Do One Take Podcast
October 28, 2021 08:00 - 59 minutes - 136 MBThis month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! Stevie Wonder can see, Disney is covering up Walt being frozen and Turch stumbles across The Finders Kieran is the news babe for the show. All this and more.
Episode 164 – Conspiracy Theories And Porn Stats – We Only Do One Take Podcast
October 21, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBThis month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! This week, where did the phrase conspiracy theory come from? Is that a conspiracy? Kieran takes us through the porn hub stats. And Turch hates web based applications.
Episode 163 – Helen Keller, A Fraud – We Only Do One Take Podcast
October 07, 2021 08:00 - 59 minutes - 137 MBThis month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! This week, Helen Keller, it was all faked. Kieran has a special surprise for the show. All this and more!
Episode 162 – Vegan Burgers – We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 30, 2021 09:00 - 56 minutes - 129 MBTurch complains about Vegans appropriating carnivore words. Kieran learns to shower. And the boys listen to the Libs of TikTok. All this and more!
Episode 161 – Earthquaked – We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 23, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 183 MBVictoria suffers through an earthquake. Dan from Barre Talk is the show. Turch gets a podcast position upgrade We listen to COVID19 vaccine songs. Plus an alcohol review! All this and more!
Episode 160 – Kieran Listens To Patrick Michael – We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 16, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 143 MBThe pandemic has made people have no sense of humour. Kieran hates people on the sidewalk. And the boys watch a Patrick Michael comedy special. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.sp...
Episode 159 – A Foot Fetish Show – We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 09, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBA man glues his penis shut. Kieran gets a hard on for fresh cut grass. And we listen to a foot fetish podcast. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0...
Episode 158 – Bad Comedy– We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 02, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 166 MBWe listen to a bad comedy special. Kieran farts in his sleep. And Turch hates nurses complaining about work. All this and more!
Episode 157 – State Enforced Lockdown– We Only Do One Take Podcast
August 19, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBThe Taliban are back baby! The boys are back in lockdown. Turch hates Netflix. All this and more!
Episode 156 – Having A Stroke – We Only Do One Take Podcast
August 05, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 152 MBTurch rants about real estate agents. Kieran talks about a guy getting a stroke while having a stroke and the buys talk about weighing steaks. Plus Kieran learns about Chris Chan. All this and more!
Episode 155 – The BIG SALAD – We Only Do One Take Podcast
July 28, 2021 02:47 - 47 minutes - 109 MBKieran takes credit for a gift, Turch hates another phrase and an influencer is selling digital love. All this and more!
Episode 154 – Locked Down Again – We Only Do One Take Podcast
July 22, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 143 MBBadly cut pizza, Mexican grapes, fruit makers, bare-bottomed monkey costume with mock genitalia encourage kids to read more books, vaccines giving girls bigger tits and sugar almonds. All this and more from lockdown 5.0!