We Only Do One Take Podcast
266 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★ - 4 ratingsWelcome to the We Only Do One Take Podcast.
Each week Turch and Kieran talk about all of the news articles you would have missed during the week while drinking beers.
Every so often they have guests on to chime in with zingers.
If you like banter, weird news stories and terrible jokes, you are going to like this.
We Only Do One Take Podcast , it’s a real shitshow
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Episodes
Episode 252 – Mother’s Day – We Only Do One Take Podcast
May 23, 2024 09:00 - 53 minutes - 123 MBTurch tells us about his Mother’s Day. Kieran gets mad. And the boys look at Plus Sized Park Hoppers. All this and more!
Episode 251 – Golfin’ – We Only Do One Take Podcast
May 10, 2024 02:30 - 1 hour - 142 MBTurch writes a book Kieran plays 2 games of golf And we try to avoid ads. All this and more! Check out Turch’s book https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D29WKCKY
Episode 250 – Weatherman – We Only Do One Take Podcast
April 19, 2024 09:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBThe boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran’s birthday! Kieran tells us the weather. Turch wants to go to the strippers. And Teresa sings us happy birthday. All this and more!
Episode 249 – Farting At The Gym – We Only Do One Take Podcast
April 05, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 155 MBKieran hold in a fart at PT. Turch has an uneventful Easter. And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk. All this and more!
Episode 248 – Wheelchair Heros – We Only Do One Take Podcast
April 01, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 155 MBKieran goes to a comedy gala. Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids. And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit. All this and more!
Episode 247 – The Wrong Gown – We Only Do One Take Podcast
March 21, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBKieran gets the wrong gown. Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority. And the mental advantage trans women haven in sport. All this and more!
Episode 246 – Window Taxed – We Only Do One Take Podcast
March 14, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 152 MBTurch hates the optometrist Kieran writes jokes for Turch. And Trump is back in the news! All that and more!
Episode 245 – Stuck On A Zipline – We Only Do One Take Podcast
February 29, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBTurch knows self driving cars won’t work. Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course. All this and more!
Episode 244 – Super Glue – We Only Do One Take Podcast
February 15, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBTurch hates getting super glue on his fingers. Kieran is a BBQ master. And the boys tell more jokes. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfw...
Episode 243 – Somatic Movements – We Only Do One Take Podcast
February 02, 2024 02:10 - 1 hour - 145 MBKieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement. Turch gets Kieran to read jokes And Turch injures his finger All this and more!
Episode 242 – An Interview with Matt Farley – We Only Do One Take Podcast
January 25, 2024 08:00 - 58 minutes - 32.7 MBThe boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show! Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs! He is also a film maker, just releasing him 15th film. The boys talk to him about his music, his writing and his fans. All this and more in this week’s episode! This interview is also available on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VfbFBM9DBq0 Check out Matt here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Motern-Method-Matt-Farley/dp/B09PHJS3JW https://open....
Episode 241 – Fired From Harvard – We Only Do One Take Podcast
January 11, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 152 MBKieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired The boys love golf. And Turch talks about fat kids. And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list? All this and more
Episode 240 – More Bad Stand - Up – We Only Do One Take Podcast
January 04, 2024 21:21 - 1 hour - 152 MBKieran goes to Ikea. Turch is sorting out his poo schedule. The boys want to go to FatCon And we laugh at, not with, Tom Myers. All this and more!
Episode 239 – An OnlyFans Christmas – We Only Do One Take Podcast
December 22, 2023 05:09 - 1 hour - 156 MBTurch hates new articles that are really OnlyFans model advertisement. Kieran misses the airport business lounge. And the boys get ready for Christmas. All this and more!
Episode 238 – Saving The Water – We Only Do One Take Podcast
December 01, 2023 00:35 - 59 minutes - 135 MBKieran tells us how to rescue water from a water bottle. Turch tells us more of our technological dystopian future. And the boys use AI to make the worst stringers. All this and more!
Episode 237 – Turch’s Birthday – We Only Do One Take Podcast
November 26, 2023 00:50 - 1 hour - 164 MBIt’s Turch’s birthday! Kieran gives Turch a gift. Turch makes jokes in the style of Norm MacDonald. And the boys explain finance to Trevor Noah. All this and more!
Episode 236 – Propaganda – We Only Do One Take Podcast
November 20, 2023 02:04 - 1 hour - 138 MBTurch makes propaganda. Kieran hates dad jokes, but loves jokes about women. And the boys get hydrated. All this and more!
Episode 235 – A Chat With A Fart Fetishist– We Only Do One Take Podcast
November 08, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 149 MBOn this very special epsiode we interview Raj, an eproctophile (a fart fetishist), and host fot he Fart Fetish Podcast. We dive deep into the fetish: his experience, how it works and dozens of questions asked by our community. Check Raj’s podcast out here: https://eproctophilia.org/podcast.html Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instag...
Episode 234 – Margaritas – We Only Do One Take Podcast
October 28, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 156 MBKieran hates movies that are too long. Turch loves Paul McCartney, but hates his fans. And they both hate elevators that are controlled via an app. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • S...
Episode 233 – Squatty Potty – We Only Do One Take Podcast
October 27, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBKieran doesn’t understand why someone would need a squatty potty. Turch hates cars turning wide. And the longest High Calorie Individuals segment yet. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ ...
Episode 232 – Responding To A Flat Earther – We Only Do One Take Podcas
October 12, 2023 21:34 - 1 hour - 184 MBThe bonus get questioned about their episodes about the Flat Earth The boys don’t understand the whole Palestine Israel thing. And more dad jokes than you can handle. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonet...
Episode 231 – Girl Maths – We Only Do One Take Podcast
October 06, 2023 22:22 - 1 hour - 163 MBKieran learns about girl maths. Turch likes the Roman Empire. And we listen to a song about eating cum. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKE...
Episode 230 – Feederism – We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 26, 2023 22:40 - 58 minutes - 134 MBPlenty of Fat People News this week. Kieran hates the mention of a meat tax. And Turch hates Kieran’s dad jokes All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/sh...
Episode 229 – The Hall Of Cost – We Only Do One Take Podcast
September 09, 2023 00:21 - 1 hour - 153 MBKieran find his new favourite rapper, Sexyy Red Turch is thankful he is no longer in the dating pool. And the boys go into more conspiracy theories. All this and more!
Episode 228 – Turch Plays Every Music Stinger – We Only Do One Take Podcast
August 31, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 139 MBKieran hates people who only run 5km Turch hates loud toilets. And every single music bit is played on the show! All this and more!
Episode 227 – Logging Keystroke And Eating Bananas – We Only Do One Take Podcast
August 17, 2023 22:21 - 56 minutes - 130 MBReb is on the show! He hates Myki. Kieran helps rewrite more Tom Myers jokes. And Turch talks about Lizzo. All this and more!
Episode 226 – Kieran Is Hosting The Commonwealth Games – We Only Do One Take Podcast
July 27, 2023 22:59 - 1 hour - 151 MBTurch is one a rampage! Ont he cards is climate change protesters/extinction protests, food that is too big and women in the workplace. Kieran tells us about big barbeque. And the boys watch a thot.
Episode 225 – Kieran Hates Hipsters – We Only Do One Take Podcast
July 20, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBKieran buys meat rubs, and hates hipsters Turch hates bad female boomer comedy. And the boys laugh at Biden All this and more!
Episode 224 – More Music Stingers – We Only Do One Take Podcast
July 13, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBTurch makes more music stingers Kieran learns about a man who ate a bin chicken As we find out there are no medium rappers All this and more!
Episode 223 – The Greatest Dad Joke Ever – We Only Do One Take Podcast
June 29, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBSpecial guest on the show, Damian (who helped test dildos). Turch tells the greatest dad joke ever And Kieran doesn’t understand trans boobs. All this and more!
Episode 222 – A Podcast For Women – We Only Do One Take Podcast
June 15, 2023 09:00 - 57 minutes - 132 MBTurch looks into podcasts for women Kieran wants to complete a food eating challenge And the boys discuss the importance of gatekeeping. All this and more!
Episode 221 – Dad Jokes – We Only Do One Take Podcast
June 07, 2023 10:49 - 1 hour - 149 MBTurch hates work meetings. Kieran learns the phrase ‘womanface’ And the boys have a new music bit to introduce the dad joke segment. All this and more!
Episode 220 – Straight Up Pimping – We Only Do One Take Podcast
May 26, 2023 05:47 - 57 minutes - 131 MBTurch solves the diversity crisis by becoming a pimp. Kieran loves beautiful women, like Lizzo. And the boys find out about taxidermed drone birds (aka trans birds) All this and more!
Are you funnier than Tom Myers?
May 25, 2023 09:13 - 45 minutes - 104 MBWe provide our good friend Tom Myers, some comedy advice in Part 2 of Episode 218.
Episode 219 – Trans Rights Are More Mens Rghts – We Only Do One Take Podcast
May 18, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBThe boys discuss the toilet situations. Look at Chat GPT’s joke writing ability. And chatty GPSs. All that and more!
EP 218 (Part 1)- Kierans Birthday Special
May 11, 2023 07:55 - 50 minutes - 116 MBEP 218 (Part 1)- Kierans Birthday Special by We Only Do One Take Podcast
Episode 217 – Tom Myers Can’t Tell A Joke Properly – We Only Do One Take Podcast
April 13, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 155 MBTurch and Kieran go through Tom Myers’s material and decide to start a new project.
Episode 216 - Will you help me repair my door? - We Only Do One take Podcast
April 10, 2023 08:39 - 1 hour - 167 MBTurch gets cancelled! Afroman has no door and Kanye West hates on …. All this and more in episode 215!
Episode 215 – It’s Not Over Until The Fat Lady Sings – We Only Do One Take Podcast
March 23, 2023 08:00 - 59 minutes - 136 MBKieran becomes a meat snob. Turch makes a joke about suicides. And both boys think Andrew Tate is an idiot. All this and more!
Episode 214 – Erotic Stories – We Only Do One Take Podcast
March 09, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBTurch thinks he is growing up. Kieran wants a flying car made by Trump. And the boys listen to an erotic story from Literotica. All this and more!
Episode 213 – How To Measure A Penis – We Only Do One Take Podcast
March 02, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBKieran is in studio to tel us how to measure a penis. Turch hatezs terrible zippers on baby clothes. And the boths try to understand how ‘they’ are influencing the 2023 Satanic Panic. All this and more!
Episode 212 – Turch Is A Dad – We Only Do One Take Podcast
February 23, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 156 MBTurch is a dad! Kieran is back in studio to talk about his trip to India. Turch hates medical staff and shares stories about his nonno and dad. Plus we listen to the final jokes of the Seinfled AI. All this and more!
Episode 211 – Toilet Calendars – We Only Do One Take Podcast
February 16, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 163 MBDamien is our co-host for this episode, so it’s a music based episode! Why do people have calendars on their wall of their toilet? And we listen to a bunch of… ‘talented’ musicians. And we listen to 469 amazing sounds! All this and more!
Episode 210 – The White Girl White Wine Spitzer Show – We Only Do One Take Podcast
February 09, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 192 MBKieran is still away, so this week we have Dan from AMR's Barre Talk in studio! Turch loves Japanese Gwen Stefani And Dan and Turch review every drink. All this and more!
Episode 209 – How To Squirt – We Only Do One Take Podcast
February 02, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 201 MBOn this episode., Kieran is gone, so we have Teresa from Story for a Song and Bad Poets Society as a cohost! Teresa also hates doctors. Turch hates boomer get togethers. And they both learn to squirt from Abbie Chatfield. All this and more!
Episode 208 – The Boys Are Back On Twitch – We Only Do One Take Podcast
January 26, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBKieran and Turch are back live on twitch! Turch talk Taliban and Pirnce Harry's penis. And Kieran hates doctors. All this and more!
Episode 207 – The 2023 Homeless, Car - Less Christmas – We Only Do One Take Podcast
December 15, 2022 21:44 - 56 minutes - 130 MBKieran has no car Turch is homeless And they love Christmas. All this and more!
Episode 206 – Rats Eating Receipts – We Only Do One Take Podcast
December 01, 2022 08:00 - 59 minutes - 136 MBKieran picks up the wrong napkin. Turch’s brain connects impossible things. And Kieran’s mind is blown. All this and more!
Episode 205 – Fuck Banks – We Only Do One Take Podcast
November 24, 2022 08:00 - 51 minutes - 117 MBTurch hates banks. Kieran nearly dies. And the boys leave early to watch the World Cup. All this and more!
Episode 204 – Ranking The Races – We Only Do One Take Podcast
November 10, 2022 08:00 - 51 minutes - 117 MBThe boys decide it’s time to rank all the races