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The Mountains of Broducciore

We have to protect Goldblum at all costs. Lots of good Pittsburgh talk, some sports talk, a little bit of fashionfellas- you know, all the reasons you tolerate us. Oh, and something very specials happens towards the end, so you'll want to listen all the way through.

Yes But

The Fellas dive into a little Gordon Ramsay talk, a little sports talk, hell even a little mustache talk. Some Late President talk to really round it all out. Honestly, it’s a good one. Just listen to it.

The Fellas On Cult Island

Big music episode. The Fellas do their best to list likely candidates for starting an island cult after discovering that J**** L*** has one. Further, they wax poetic about music videos and then take a break to yell at each other about delaying fun before the inevitable embrace of death welcomes us home as friends. Super upbeat and fun! Get in there.

Black Snake Groan

We're back on our bulgogi this episode, babies. Here's a fun game to play: Scrub through at random points in this one and try to figure out just how in the hell we got to certain points in this conversation. It's a fun one full of retrospection, a lil bit of gossip, and a whole lot of incredibly niche jokes. Be sure to get in on the April Anarchy bracket and tell us what you want to see! Love ya, babes. Get in there.

The Fellas vs. The Critics

The Fellas finally stand up to one of their several great nemeses: The newsstand movie critics (and also Wendy Williams).

Megan Thee Batman

March Madness: 90s and 00s Bangers

Music, bad falsetto, debating, a single talking point, big Alan episode, why are you not listening already? Also, and most importantly- nice.

A Street Fight Named Desire

Kevin shares a harrowing tale involving metal and handcuffs, the Fellas discuss what candy they’d smuggle into prison and the prolific acting career of Johnny Legs. Doug teaches us about Gunk Thrust, and the Fellas try to get a sponsorship from literally anyone. A little bit of BTS talk at the end, and baby, we got a stew going.

Mad Bod

Welcome to season 4, babies. Kevin brings up an area of concern in his life, Doug goes on about Scient*l*gy again, The Fellas learn some new vocab words, and then discuss the go-to methods on how to bring down another hateful cult. On the back half, we return to old form and talk a little pop culture celeb chat. Only the hottest goss for our weak, old babies. Get in there and enjoy, or else.

Astrology Pt. 1

The Fellas go on a field trip to watch some hockey, discuss which Dillon brother they love and which Dillon brother they hate. Ensemble movies- what’s the deal with them? Mostly, the Fellas figure out just what the heck is going on with astrology signs. We’re going to hold pt.2 hostage unless you request it, so get in there!

The Great Escape Room

Technically the Valentine’s Day episode! Since we’re obviously your valentines, our gift to you is a focused pod. The Fellas revisit escape rooms and axe throwing, but on a whole new level. We throw it back to the 90s babies with an X-Treme concept. Doug reveals his plot to tackle one of the most insidious cults in America and maybe the world. No, we genuinely don’t know about the breadth of their influence. At any rate, it involves many of your favorite actors from yesteryear and al...

The Goodest Showman

Technically the Groundhog Day episode! We’re diving into tough topics like Ukraine v. Russia, Kevin has tough words for a particular midwestern state, and the Fellas dish on amateur professional wrestling and friend of the pod, The Champ, Bulk Nasty. Some merch talk, some interesting thoughts on a crucial presentation X factor, and Schrodinger’s school official. It’s a jam packed episode, some impressions, lots of laughs. Are we all the way back? That’s for you to decide. But it feel...

The Unwanted Denouement

“We’re bound to talking about movies this episode.” “Shit yeah, we are.” **Talks about yogurt for 15 minutes** This episode is a ride, babies, and we actually do talk about movies for most of it. It’s a real return to form. Get in there if you know what’s good for you.

Doing Our Due Diligence

We’re doing fashion talk, some sports talk, actually more sports talk than I think anyone wants from us, also drive-thru trials AND tribulations, complete with some solid call backs from the early days. We finish off with a little workout talk with a quick update on Kevin’s entirely shattered leg. We’re getting back to fighting form, babies. It’s been a tough winter for the Fellas. Give us some love.

Drupe Troop

Look, babies. We won’t lie to you. This episode won’t be for everyone. It’s only for people that want to hear our takes on libraries and fruit- oh my god do we talk about fruit. This episode is only for people that want to hear stories about arson and the golden days of Four Loko. This episode right here is for people that want to hear the fourth wall break and how we talk when we forget that we’re recording for about 20 minutes. If you’re that person, then this one was made specific...

The Chronicles of Gnar-nia

We’re getting right into it today, no pussyfootin’ around. Why do animals come out of the womb with all the answers, but humans have zero useful instincts? Is being a garbage person really so bad in the grand scheme? The Fellas turn to Missed Connections for answers and are confronted by a terrible misfortune. We bear witness to a new, disgusting addition to the lexicon, as well as a new notch on the Wack/The Balls scale. Finally, some truths between Kbou and Dangle are laid bare. St...

Knuckle Up!

Big TV/movie episode. Doug finishes The Matrix quadrilogy, Kevin talks about moving from one heavy drama series to...lighter fare. Twitter reviews, elementary school fever dreams, and some deep thoughts and questions. It's vintage Fellas for the first sode of '22. Enjoy!

Kevin Gets Poisoned

Technically the New Years episode! The Fellas are talking teenage displays of unified insubordination, unfortunate cocktails, just high school memories in general, Kevin's new love of operatic vocal stylings, as well as all things succession with as few spoilers as humanly possible. Oh, and the night Kevin was poisoned in a trusted place.

The Gingerbread House

Technically the Christmas episode! The Fellas go a little avantgarde with this one as they attempt to build a gingerbread house. It gets extremely sexual. They're sorry, or they're not. Depends on how much you like/hate it.

The Legend of Dennis “Chip” Wilson

Guest episode! President Joey Booker of Cowden Creek Realty joins us in studio, and boy is this one wild. President Booker is a charming, charismatic, silver-tongued devil and we spend the hour talking degrees, fashion, lululemon, what matters to the ladies, skiing stories, and how screwed humans are if literally any animals mobilize. This is one for the ages, we’re excited you could be a part of it. Get in there!

Locked Out

Technically the Thanksgiving episode! We're giving you even more to argue about beyond politics this year. Is NBA even real basketball? How long can a James be a Jimmy? Plus, Jimmy Stewart has held a mid-PA town hostage for decades, and the Fellas try out accents from all over the world. Stay safe, babies, and be sure to tell somebody you love'em.

Dreamweavers

At long last! A new member of the "Wow, This Fanbase SUUUCKS" club, The Fellas do a bit of hating themselves, some 2000s-era music talk, and we're talking dreams, grief, and the vast importance of keeping your mental health in check. Seriously, guys. Talk to someone even if you don't think you need it. It's important. You're important. We need you here. Now go listen to the pod, you big, important, weak, old baby.

Designed for Theatres

This is both our best and our dumbest episode. Kevin dishes on his love life, Doug discusses his love of flossing. Also, would Abe Lincoln have loved HBO Max? Lastly we end on either the best or worst bit we've ever come up with. Strap in, babies, you're gonna want to hear every second of this one.

The WHF Bookclub

Jumping in with both feet! We tackle the phone line, it tackles back- honestly more trouble than it's worth. Kevin offers the babies a challenge, and Doug discovers that there are approximately 19 sequels to a beloved series of young adult books. Get ready for movie puns, aggressive uncooperation amongst the Fellas, and timely Alan interjections. Fast paced episode, babies- try to keep up!

Pope Gary

Technically the Halloween episode! Kevin fights through an aneurysm for the first half of the episode, and Doug waxes on the hallowed Sunday spot on HBO. The Fellas test out the phone line, and then the phone line tests the Fellas. We finish on some Star Wars talk, disparage a fan base, and look in on spooky architecture.

Call Me, Beep Me

New season, same Fellas! We start our crusade for advertisers, Kevin calmly discusses his feelings on country folk, and the Fellas decide to only rank things one of two ways: Wack, or The Balls. MGK invades yet another pop culture sphere, and as it happens, this is a big Jackass pod. Who knew?

Honor Among Fiefs

Welcome to what we all believe to be our season finale of whatever season this happens to be! We're in our third studio set up of the season, so this is very exciting for all of us- you included, we've just decided. We're talking about our weekends, with a fun little twist, the undervalued concept of the Coat Room at parties, Kevin waxes about his gaming troubles for the four people that care, and the Fellas talk a lot about the afterlife, reincarnation, and have a brief convo with G...

Tiny Cups

You all know we bring heat every week, but sometimes there are episodes that just feel special. This is one of them. Very nearly a Missed Connections episode, but Pittsburgh just isn't horny anymore. We tried our best, but it just wasn't happening this time around. We'll get it next time. In the mean time, we're talking season what-ever-the-next-one-is ideas, Doug going to his notes, and Kevin getting emotionally, and probably literally, robbed out in the streets.

It's Pronounced "Ohn-say"

The Fellas discuss their great weekend retreat doing man stuff while blasting ABBA, tell some ghost stories, and Alan makes his presence known in a new and exciting way.

Cuffing Season

Kevin talks about his quiet, and hopefully universal, mental spiral. Doug brings up his excitement for, and coming obstacles, in seasonal fashion. Collectively The Fellas discuss party drugs, coming trips, and video games growing into a big ol' scam.

WHF and the Fever Dreams

Mazel Tov! It's a new year! If you wanted to hear the Fellas talk about old Facebook, TV shows with staying power, and which bands hung it up on a high note (pun extremely intended), then you should play the lottery because we do all of that. Seriously, who's your source?

The French Revelation

Sacre bleu! Doug's got a dark secret, Kevin's starting Sad Boy Autumn early, and Alan has lineage of a sea-faring people. Are a handful of country artists carrying the flag for the Punk way of life? Further, what in the world is Ye up to now? You know where you get your good love, babies. Get in there.

Sweet Release

The gauntlet is thrown! The Fellas run down their acceptable replacements should one or both of them drop dead. Southern accents? Explored. Also, we're talking local legends, whales, and an issued challenge. As per usual, the episode starts off well enough, and then devolves into absolute degeneracy.

Jeeps So Mad

In this very cozy episode, The Fellas, at least one of them, decides to NOT cancel a celebrity for being dumb. They discuss Jeep accoutrements, and the most stunningly stupid "what if" in recent memory. Against all odds, this is a Big Greg Kinnear episode.

...And Knowing is Half The Battle!

Saturday night's alright for fighting! The Fellas talk about their past weekend and honestly, that's most of the episode. They also do some light complaining, but we're 41 episodes deep, don't act like you didn't know that was going to happen. Come for the Hulkster impressions, stay for the Macho Man impressions.

Real Babies Know

Doug's feeling saucy and Kevin has some things to get off his chest. This is a high energy one, so buckle up, Babies.

Composition Confidential

The Fellas explore their dark pasts in academia, as well as their thoughts on Masterclass. There might even be a fun easter egg at the end. Listen til the end. Or don't. I'm just a summary, not the law.

Who's Your Guy

First they're sour, then they're sweet! The Fellas drop some harsh truths before settling down to discuss their major influences. Get you some friends with this kind of range.

Big Meat Rides Again

The Fellas work through yet another new studio setup, while discussing the fall of modern civilization through, you guessed it, movies, social media, and weird encounters at the track.

The Midnight Bronson

Quoth the Alan: "A lot of giggles, weird noises, and a transformer explosion."

Oscarbaitin'

The Fellas dive into obsessions, new and old, and talk the perils of asking professionals for help.

Happy Pride

Kevin rediscovers a 20 year old TV show, Doug discovers The Shop, and the fellas embrace Pride Month. This one is full of giggles and goofs, gang. A truly fun episode and hey, it's Summer, baby. Do it up.

The Human Calculator of Williamsburg

The Fellas tackle Harry Styles' nipples, the ongoing Costco/Sam's Club War, and the worst pandemic of all- homeless people boning in public. Also, it turns out we're a BIG Tig Notaro pod. Who knew? We get a little into a certain music trailblazer and things of that nature, so be sure to hang out until the end.

Just a Couple'a Marks

*Recorded April 03* The fellas finally watched King Kong and Gojira beat the breaks off one another, they dish on dental surgery stories and just what the hell is going on with the new Space Jam. Yeah, it's pretty dated.

These Cookies Don't Crumble

The Fellas finally break their silence on inconvenient kidnappings and bad customer service policies. They dish on F1 racing, professional wrestling, and the price of stardom in sketch comedy. Also, what happened to all the curved TVs?

Missed Connections 3

Something is happening to the horned up denizens of Pittsburgh and the surrounding area. Honestly, this one takes a turn even we didn't see coming.

Big Dessert Pod

The Fellas get down to business on the new Mortal Kombat trailer, Mortal Kombat Twitter, which is a thing apparently, and the oft underrated Chain Restaurant Dessert menu.

We Are the Senate

Doug comes to grips with his thumbs. Kevin comes to grips with Megan Fox's thumbs. The fellas decide to become space vikings. Alan is trapped in the hallway. A lot happens in this one, babies.

Studio Bois

The fellas you love, now in stereo!

Kevin Has an OnlyFans

In their first recording since the onset of a global pandemic, the fellas pick up right where they left off.