We Hate Movies
1,683 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.3K ratingsSince 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.
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S3 Ep119: Episode 119 - Volcano
July 16, 2013 04:01 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang sits down with WHM Disaster Movie Expert, JJ Case, to discuss the Tommy Lee Jones 'splosion fest, Volcano! How much scrabbled eggs does Tommy Lee Jones need? Why was the Hard Rock Cafe so popular in the 90s? And is there really such thing as a rock star seismologist? Plus: Los Angeles needs a John Carroll Lynch lava statue. Volcano stars Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffman, Don Cheadle and John Carroll Lynch; directed by Mick Jackson. Unlock Exclusi...
Episode 119 - Volcano
July 16, 2013 04:01 - 1 hour - 80 MBIn this week's episode, the gang sits down with WHM Disaster Movie Expert, JJ Case, to discuss the Tommy Lee Jones 'splosion fest, Volcano! How much scrabbled eggs does Tommy Lee Jones need? Why was the Hard Rock Cafe so popular in the 90s? And is there really such thing as a rock star seismologist? Plus: Los Angeles needs a John Carroll Lynch lava statue. Volcano stars Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffman, Don Cheadle and John Carroll Lynch; directed by Mick Jackson. Find JJ Case's ...
S3 Ep119: Volcano
July 16, 2013 04:01 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang sits down with WHM Disaster Movie Expert, JJ Case, to discuss the Tommy Lee Jones 'splosion fest, Volcano! How much scrabbled eggs does Tommy Lee Jones need? Why was the Hard Rock Cafe so popular in the 90s? And is there really such thing as a rock star seismologist? Plus: Los Angeles needs a John Carroll Lynch lava statue. Volcano stars Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffman, Don Cheadle and John Carroll Lynch; directed by Mick Jackson. Unlock Exclusi...
S3 Ep118: The Running Man
July 09, 2013 04:00 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much bad Arnold acting can one film take? Why didn't they have Richard Dawson reference Hogan's Heroes? And who else was calling Dynamo "Lite-Brite"? Plus: This week in hypothetical shows, Andrew Jupin's Cinema Pickle, coming this fall to CBS! The Running Man stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto and Richard Dawson; directed...
S3 Ep118: Episode 118 - The Running Man
July 09, 2013 04:00 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much bad Arnold acting can one film take? Why didn't they have Richard Dawson reference Hogan's Heroes? And who else was calling Dynamo "Lite-Brite"? Plus: This week in hypothetical shows, Andrew Jupin's Cinema Pickle, coming this fall to CBS! The Running Man stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto and Richard Dawson; directed...
Episode 118 - The Running Man
July 09, 2013 04:00 - 1 hour - 72.3 MBIn this week's episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much bad Arnold acting can one film take? Why didn't they have Richard Dawson reference Hogan's Heroes? And who else was calling Dynamo "Lite-Brite"? Plus: This week in hypothetical shows, Andrew Jupin's Cinema Pickle, coming this fall to CBS! The Running Man stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto and Richard Dawson; directed ...
Episode 117 - S.W.A.T.
July 02, 2013 04:03 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBIn this week's episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70's t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place within the world of the original show or not? What is the end game for taking someone up on a $100,000,000 jailbreak reward? Is Colin Farrell a convincing weapons inventor? Plus: Eric gives an old man a piece of his mind. S.W.A.T. stars Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Jeremy Renner and Olivier Martinez; directed...
S3 Ep117: Episode 117 - S.W.A.T.
July 02, 2013 04:03 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70's t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place within the world of the original show or not? What is the end game for taking someone up on a $100,000,000 jailbreak reward? Is Colin Farrell a convincing weapons inventor? Plus: Eric gives an old man a piece of his mind. S.W.A.T. stars Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Jeremy Renner and Olivier Martinez; direct...
S3 Ep117: S.W.A.T.
July 02, 2013 04:03 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70's t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place within the world of the original show or not? What is the end game for taking someone up on a $100,000,000 jailbreak reward? Is Colin Farrell a convincing weapons inventor? Plus: Eric gives an old man a piece of his mind. S.W.A.T. stars Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Jeremy Renner and Olivier Martinez; directe...
S3 Ep116: Jaws 3-D
June 25, 2013 05:09 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3-D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3-D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did Michael Crichton rip this off for "Jurassic Park"? Plus: A beloved film character gets an STD. Jaws 3-D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves. Unlock Exclusive ...
Episode 116 - Jaws 3D
June 25, 2013 05:09 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBIn this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did Michael Crichton rip this off for "Jurassic Park"? Plus: A beloved film character gets an STD. Jaws 3D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves. Unlock Exclusive Conten...
S3 Ep116: Episode 116 - Jaws 3D
June 25, 2013 05:09 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did Michael Crichton rip this off for "Jurassic Park"? Plus: A beloved film character gets an STD. Jaws 3D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves. Unlock Exclusive Con...
Episode 115 - Bad Boys II
June 18, 2013 04:01 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBIn this week's episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to kill people no matter what? Why do they keep tailing villains using the flashiest of cars? And how long can Will Smith stare at a dead boob? Plus: Was Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days in the Klan? Bad Boys II stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http:/...
S3 Ep115: Bad Boys II
June 18, 2013 04:01 - 1 hourIn this week's episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to kill people no matter what? Why do they keep tailing villains using the flashiest of cars? And how long can Will Smith stare at a dead boob? Plus: Was Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days in the Klan? Bad Boys II stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http...
S3 Ep115: Episode 115 - Bad Boys II
June 18, 2013 04:01 - 1 hourIn this week's episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to kill people no matter what? Why do they keep tailing villains using the flashiest of cars? And how long can Will Smith stare at a dead boob? Plus: Was Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days in the Klan? Bad Boys II stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Michael Bay. Unlock Exclusive Content!: htt...
Episode 114 - Steel
June 11, 2013 04:00 - 1 hour - 84.3 MBIn this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd Nelson's character molesting those kids? And have you ever seen a man sink a free throw with a grenade? Plus: The Devil himself makes an appearance! Steel stars Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree and Irma P. Hall; directed by Kenneth Johnson. Unlock Exclu...
S3 Ep114: Steel
June 11, 2013 04:00 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd Nelson's character molesting those kids? And have you ever seen a man sink a free throw with a grenade? Plus: The Devil himself makes an appearance! Steel stars Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree and Irma P. Hall; directed by Kenneth Johnson. Unlock Ex...
S3 Ep114: Episode 114 - Steel
June 11, 2013 04:00 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd Nelson's character molesting those kids? And have you ever seen a man sink a free throw with a grenade? Plus: The Devil himself makes an appearance! Steel stars Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree and Irma P. Hall; directed by Kenneth Johnson. Unlock Ex...
S3 Ep113: Godzilla (1998)
June 04, 2013 04:00 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers when Godzilla comes to New York in the 1998, American re-boot, Godzilla! This year's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with questions like: how is Matthew Broderick an action star? Where is Godzilla hiding in New York City? And was Roland Emmerich really sticking it to Roger Ebert? Plus: Mayor Bloomberg battles Godzilla! Godzilla stars Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo and Hank Azaria; directed by Roland Emmerich. Unlock E...
S3 Ep113: Episode 113 - Godzilla
June 04, 2013 04:00 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers when Godzilla comes to New York in the 1998, American re-boot, Godzilla! This year's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with questions like: how is Matthew Broderick an action star? Where is Godzilla hiding in New York City? And was Roland Emmerich really sticking it to Roger Ebert? Plus: Mayor Bloomberg battles Godzilla! Godzilla stars Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo and Hank Azaria; directed by Roland Emmerich. Unlock ...
Episode 113 - Godzilla
June 04, 2013 04:00 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBIn this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers when Godzilla comes to New York in the 1998, American re-boot, Godzilla! This year's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with questions like: how is Matthew Broderick an action star? Where is Godzilla hiding in New York City? And was Roland Emmerich really sticking it to Roger Ebert? Plus: Mayor Bloomberg battles Godzilla! Godzilla stars Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo and Hank Azaria; directed by Roland Emmerich. Unlock Exc...
S3 Ep112: Episode 112 - Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence
May 28, 2013 04:00 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence! How did the movie get away with recycling this much footage? How is Maniac Cop selecting his victims? And how is there so little Maniac Cop in the film? Plus: Maniac Cop meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence stars Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, Caitlin Dulany and Gretchen Becker; directed by Wi...
Episode 112 - Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence
May 28, 2013 04:00 - 1 hour - 76.9 MBIn this week's episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence! How did the movie get away with recycling this much footage? How is Maniac Cop selecting his victims? And how is there so little Maniac Cop in the film? Plus: Maniac Cop meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence stars Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, Caitlin Dulany and Gretchen Becker; directed by Wil...
S3 Ep112: Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence
May 28, 2013 04:00 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence! How did the movie get away with recycling this much footage? How is Maniac Cop selecting his victims? And how is there so little Maniac Cop in the film? Plus: Maniac Cop meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence stars Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, Caitlin Dulany and Gretchen Becker; directed by Wi...
Episode 111 - Houseguest
May 21, 2013 03:48 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBIn this week's episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does this mix-up even get pulled off? How much McDonald's can Sindbad eat? And just how terrible of a father is Phil Hartman? Plus: a whole lot of Jeffrey Jones jokes. Like, a whole lot. Houseguest stars Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Griest, Jeffrey Jones and Stan Shaw; directed by Randall Miller. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemo...
S3 Ep111: Episode 111 - Houseguest
May 21, 2013 03:48 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does this mix-up even get pulled off? How much McDonald's can Sindbad eat? And just how terrible of a father is Phil Hartman? Plus: a whole lot of Jeffrey Jones jokes. Like, a whole lot. Houseguest stars Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Griest, Jeffrey Jones and Stan Shaw; directed by Randall Miller. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemo...
S3 Ep111: Houseguest
May 21, 2013 03:48 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does this mix-up even get pulled off? How much McDonald's can Sindbad eat? And just how terrible of a father is Phil Hartman? Plus: a whole lot of Jeffrey Jones jokes. Like, a whole lot. Houseguest stars Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Griest, Jeffrey Jones and Stan Shaw; directed by Randall Miller. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehate...
Episode 110 - Foodfight
May 14, 2013 03:23 - 1 hour - 71 MBIn this week's episode, the gang goes to the grocery store with the dangerously stupid, Foodfight! How is this a movie? What are the filmmakers trying to say about consumerism and buying "store brand" items? And who insisted this film needed to be sexy? Plus: Sims voices. Lots of Sims voices. Foodfight stars Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd and Wayne Brady; directed by Lawrence Kasanoff. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudi...
S3 Ep110: Episode 110 - Foodfight
May 14, 2013 03:23 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang goes to the grocery store with the dangerously stupid, Foodfight! How is this a movie? What are the filmmakers trying to say about consumerism and buying "store brand" items? And who insisted this film needed to be sexy? Plus: Sims voices. Lots of Sims voices. Foodfight stars Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd and Wayne Brady; directed by Lawrence Kasanoff. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudi...
S3 Ep110: Foodfight
May 14, 2013 03:23 - 1 hourIn this week's episode, the gang goes to the grocery store with the dangerously stupid, Foodfight! How is this a movie? What are the filmmakers trying to say about consumerism and buying "store brand" items? And who insisted this film needed to be sexy? Plus: Sims voices. Lots of Sims voices. Foodfight stars Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd and Wayne Brady; directed by Lawrence Kasanoff. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
May 07, 2013 03:59 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBIn this week's episode, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month with the completely wrong-headed, embarrassing sequel, The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day! How on Earth did this sequel get released? How do Judd Nelson and Peter Fonda pull off being Italians? Or do they? And just what was Troy Duffy thinking writing that manly monologue? Plus: we debut our brand-new theme song by our friends in Hurrah! a Bolt of Light! The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day stars Sean Pa...
S3: WHM Archive Outpost Message
November 01, 2010 04:00 - 6 minutesHello, gentle listener! Full disclosure, if you got a notification about this clip getting posted when we made it live in early November of 2020, apologies in advance for wasting your time. We back-dated the post with the hope the system wouldn't make a big deal about getting this published. So if you're seeing this when it dropped, sorry for the interruption! That said, if you're finding this piece of audio any time in the future, it means you've reached the end/beginning of our list of p...
WHM Archive Outpost Message
November 01, 2010 04:00 - 6 minutes - 5.78 MBHello, gentle listener! Full disclosure, if you got a notification about this clip getting posted when we made it live in early November of 2020, apologies in advance for wasting your time. We back-dated the post with the hope the system wouldn't make a big deal about getting this published. So if you're seeing this when it dropped, sorry for the interruption! That said, if you're finding this piece of audio any time in the future, it means you've reached the end/beginning of our list of p...