We Hate Movies
1,664 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 4.3K ratingsSince 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.
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S14: WHM Mail Bag for April 2024
April 23, 2024 18:00 - 1 hour“It’s like advertising your picture has sound when special effects have come into market... it’s not the same.” - Chris, on bullies aging out On the April ’24 edition of WHM Mail Bag, we’re reading some letters from fans as we plug our upcoming run of spring shows! We’ve got letters from one fella who puked up Twizzlers during a Cleveland screening of the film Major League, another person who got revenge on a bully in a big, bad, totally gross way, another who the Universe would not let w...
S14 Ep735: The Arrival (1996)
April 23, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour“This is kinda like Contact for stupid people?” - Steve On this week’s episode, we’re in the back-half of SHEENPRIL with a chat about the fairly solid, alien invasion b-picture, The Arrival! What kind of character name is Charlie’s here, with this Zane Zaminsky? If this movie was more popular, would there have been Zane Zaminsky Halloween costumes with the glasses, buzzed haircut and goatee? How incredible was the late Ron Silver at playing these great scumbag characters? And what were the...
S14: On-Screen Live 4.15.24 Alex Garland's Civil War Review, Joker: Folie à Deux Trailer Reaction & more!
April 17, 2024 10:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're reviewing Alex Garland's Civil War, reacting to the new trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux, going over the weekend box office, learning about another Secret Movie™️ starring Eric Roberts, and chatting with Cinématographe curator & producer, Justin LaLiberty about some upcoming blu-ray releases they have coming out, including a gorgeous new disc on Paul Schrader's Touch, which features an essay by Chris Cabin! Catch us on tour NEXT WEEK in Atlanta where we're talking ...
S14 Ep734: Terminal Velocity
April 16, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour“There is a terminal velocity for us all!” - Steve, on death On this week’s episode, SHEENPRIL takes to the skies… and dives into a great conversation about the outrageous skydiving-centric action movie, Terminal Velocity! Is James Gandolfini believable as a Russian heavy? Has there been better skydiving stunts in a major motion picture? How humiliating is it to die by drowning in your own fish tank? And why would an eight year-old kid want a skydiver to land at their birthday party? PLUS:...
S14: A Big, Juicy Edition of The VHS Trailer Game | PLUS: We're playing shows this Spring in Atlanta, Houston & Austin!
April 15, 2024 10:00 - 28 minutesHey folks, did you know we're starting our spring run of shows NEXT WEEK in the beautiful city of Atlanta, Georgia? That's right, on April 25th, we'll be returning to HOT-lanta for the first time in seven years to play the gorgeous City Winery, where we'll be talking about the Gerard Butler man-as-video-game-avatar nightmare, Gamer! Then in May, we're gonna pull off the WHM Texas Two-Step as we first make our debut in Houston, Texas on May 14th, playing the Houston Improv, where we'll be t...
S14: On-Screen Live 4.8.24 Monkey Man & The People's Joker Reviews, In a Violent Nature & Alien: Romulus Trailer Reactions, the weekend box office & more!
April 10, 2024 10:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're reviewing Dev Patel's action-packed Monkey Man and Vera Drew's The People's Joker, reacting to trailers for In a Violent Nature and Alien: Romulus, reviewing a Michael Keaton Secret Movie™️, Knox Goes Away, analyzing the weekend box office (was anyone excited for The First Omen?), and more! Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We ...
S14 Ep733: The Rookie (1990)
April 09, 2024 04:00 - 2 hours“Once again, it’s Clint Eastwood as a cop, so he is costing everyone millions of dollars.” - Chris On this week’s We Hate Movies, our dumbest theme month yet, SHEENPRIL continues with a wild conversation on the totally outrageous Clint Eastwood movie, The Rookie! How hilariously inept is Raul Julia’s car thief mastermind? How incredible is the opening car carrier chase sequence? How great is this cast full of real-deal character actors? Did Sheen’s character really need to drive that motor...
S14: Too Old for This Shit # 1.2: X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" & "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1" (PREVIEW)
April 05, 2024 10:00 - 4 minutes"Danger Room Liaisons... someone make a parody poster... with Magneto in place of Malkovich" - Eric On this episode of Too Old for This Shit, we're chatting about X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" and "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1"! Airing March 27 and April 3 of this year, these episode see our mutant X-Men friends battling Mr. Sinister in a haunted version of the mansion, clone Jean Grey becoming the Goblin Queen, Jubilee and Sunspot getting sucked into—WARNING! This Danger Room simulation is ...
S14 Ep732: Wall Street (W❤️M, PREVIEW)
April 04, 2024 10:00 - 8 minutes“To this day, as of right now, as the words are coming out of my mouth… I have no clue how the stock market works!” - Andrew On this month’s patron-selected We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about the absolutely fantastic cautionary tale, yes, folks, a cautionary tale, Oliver Stone’s Wall Street! How incredible is Michael Douglas in this movie? Does it get any better than that Talking Heads needle drop? How terribly miscast was—hold it right there, it's the SEC! Just kidding, but this ...
S14: On-Screen Live 4.1.24 Godzilla x Kong Review, The Penguin Trailer Reaction & More!
April 03, 2024 10:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're reviewing the box office smash hit, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, reacting to trailers for The Penguin miniseries and Jerry Seinfeld's Unfrosted, checking out a Liam Neeson-starring Secret Movie™️ from Ireland called In the Land of Saints and Sinners, and more! Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all abo...
S14 Ep731: Major League
April 02, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour“Yes! Bring me more of that sharp profanity!” - Andrew on the Major League script On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off SHEENPRIL here on We Hate Movies with a chat about the beloved sports comedy, Major League! How bonkers is it that Tom Berenger’s Jake Taylor is straight-up stalking Rene Russo’s Lynn Wells throughout this whole movie? Was the real Willie Mays Hayes murdered by Wesley’s character and this guy just took his place at the tryouts? How many pounds of gravel did James Gamm...
S14: On-Screen Live 3.25.24 Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, Immaculate, Road House Reviews & more!
March 27, 2024 10:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're reviewing Ghostbusters legacy sequel #2, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, the new horror film Rosemary's Nunnery, oops, I mean Immaculate, and the straight-to-Amazon's-bowels reboot of Road House starring Jake Gyllenhaal! We're also checking in on the weekend box office to see if it got BUSTED or if Kung Fu Panda's third sequel remained supreme! Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talk...
S14 Ep730: Young Einstein
March 26, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour“If you are not 100% always entertained by [Yahoo Serious] you are fucked for good with this movie!” - Chris On this week’s episode, the 2024 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a discussion about the well-made (craft-wise), but incredibly stupid comedy, Young Einstein! How much of a banger is this soundtrack? How gorgeous are these panoramic shots of Tasmania? How many times can Yahoo Serious fall through or off something in this movie? How funny is that little Critters-esque Tas...
S14: On-Screen Live 3.18.24 Late Night with the Devil Review, The Crow (2024) trailer reaction & more!
March 20, 2024 10:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're reviewing the new David Dastmalchian horror film, Late Night with the Devil, reacting to the trailer for the remake of The Crow starring Bill Skarsgård, checking out a Pierce Brosnan Secret Movie™️ called Fast Charlie, going over the weekend box office, and more! Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta where we're talking Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston where we're making our debut talking Robocop 2, and Austin where we'll be doing a We Love Movies episode all abo...
S14 Ep729: Rollerball (2002)
March 19, 2024 04:00 - 2 hours“He’s one of the worst to ever do it, folks…” - Steve on Chris Klein On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the terrible, hatchet job remake, Rollerball! Why do studios put so much trust in dumbass test screenings? Why did McTiernan think getting all the social commentary out of this remake was a smart idea? Why were they banking so hard on the charm of… ECW’s Paul Heyman? How many re-shoots does it take to sink a movie? And does this movie have one of the worst soundtracks of all ti...
S14: Too Old for This Shit # 1.0
March 15, 2024 10:00 - 41 minutes“Wolverine’s the best Canadian fictional character of all time, probably?” - Eric On this preview episode of our new show, Too Old for This Shit, we’re chatting about the two-part pilot of X-Men ’92, “Night of the Sentinels.” Originally airing on October 31 and November 7, 1992, this episode sees Jubilee move in with the X-Men after her narc foster father calls the feds on her, Wolverine dressing like Al Borland from Home Improvement in his down time, Gambit aggressively hitting on a girl ...
S14: On-Screen Live 3.11.24 Love Lies Bleeding Review, Recapping Hollywood's Biggest Night & more!
March 13, 2024 10:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're reviewing Rose Glass's fantastic Love Lies Bleeding, and taking a look back at last night's Oscars ceremony by talking about the winners, seeing how Jimmy Kimmel did as host, Arnold & Danny reuniting on stage, John Cena's total package, Pacino totally flubbing the Best Picture presentation, and, of course, checking in on Chris Cabin's annual list of poor souls that were Farina'd during the In Memoriam reel! We'll also be going over the weekend box office numbers & m...
S14 Ep728: Indecent Proposal
March 12, 2024 04:00 - 2 hours“Ooo, yeah, throw a plate at me, Demi Moore!” - Eric On this week’s episode, the 2024 Listener Request Month continues with a convo all about the absolute trash-fest that is, Indecent Proposal! Why don’t we see the Moore/Redford sex scene? Why are we doing that flashback with Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore, using a bad wig and braces respectively, to comically play 19 year-olds? Why are we bothering with the lame, dueling, his & hers VoiceOver tracks? How cowardly were these filmmakers and...
S14 Ep727: The Fugitive (W❤️M) PREVIEW
March 08, 2024 11:00 - 5 minutes“We open on this Eyes Wide Shut party…” - Steve On this month’s patrons-only and patron-selected We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re finally sitting down to talk about one of the absolute best to ever hit the screen, The Fugitive! How incredible is Harrison Ford’s performance in this? Has Chicago ever looked cooler in a movie that’s not The Blues Brothers? Is there a better lived-in team of—HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DR. KIMBLE! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To unlock the full episode, ...
S14: On-Screen Live 3.4.24 Dune: Part Two Review, Horizon: An American Saga Trailer Reaction & more!
March 06, 2024 11:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're reviewing Dune: Part Two, reacting to the trailers for both Kevin Costner's latest vanity project-- um, epic western, Horizon: An American Saga, as well as the "return" (lol) of Kevin Spacey in the unintentionally-laugh-riot-looking hitman film, Peter Five Eight! We're also briefly talking about the Oscars (more on them next week, naturally), and going over the Dune-heavy weekend box office numbers! PLUS: We reveal our next major Patreon offering, and it's a show yo...
S14 Ep726: Night Game
March 05, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour“We’re playing pool with Captain Heart Attack here…” - Eric on this movie’s police captain On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off the 2024 Listener Request Month with a dirty-ass 1970’s-feeling cop movie that came out in 1989, Night Game! Why is Roy Scheider’s character making such a big deal out of this gifted television set? Can that future mother-in-law just take it down a notch or two? Why is that police chief character looking like he’s about to have a heart attack in every scene? ...
S14: On-Screen Live 2.26.24 Drive-Away Dolls Review, Borderlands Trailer Reaction, the Vulture Stunt Awards & more!
February 28, 2024 11:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're reviewing Ethan Coen's Drive-Away Dolls, reacting to the trailer for Eli Roth's Borderlands, going over the weekend box office, and chatting with film writer and Vulture Stunt Awards co-founder, Brandon Streussnig about this year's awards lineup! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent! Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information a...
S14 Ep725: Leprechaun 3 (with Dead Meat's James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca)
February 27, 2024 05:00 - 2 hours“I think Vegas is the place where you also go to bury your mistakes and make new ones…” - Chris On this week’s episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca, to talk about the completely entertaining, direct-to-video horror sequel, Leprechaun 3! How amazingly does the Leprechaun fit right in when he gets to Las Vegas? How hysterically naive is this Scott fella when playing in the casino? Why does the Big Boss at this casino have his big, fancy, Boss Sui...
S14: On-Screen Live 2.19.24 Madame Web review, X-Men '97 trailer reaction, the 2024 Listener Request Month drawing & more!
February 21, 2024 11:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're going over the weekend numbers (will One Love conquer all, or will Jesus himself interfere?), reviewing the film America was begging for, Madame Web, reacting to the rad trailer for X-Men '97, and holding the LIVE DRAWING for the 2024 Listener Request Month titles! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent! Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Tick...
S14 Ep724: Safe House (1998)
February 20, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour“I think the beauty of [this movie], if there is, is that Patrick Stewart gets to act like a child through most of this! - Chris On this week’s episode, this one’s a long-time coming as we finally chat about the ridiculous Patrick Stewart made-for-Showtime thriller, Safe House! What’s with this abhorrent Pool Man character and the impressions? How hilarious is it that the so-called villain’s name is pronounced like, “Michael Moore”? How many times has Patrick Stewart’s character almost be...
S14: On-Screen Live 2.12.24 Super Bowl Trailer Reactions, Feud: Capote vs. The Swans Review & more!
February 14, 2024 11:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're taking a look at the dreadful Super Bowl-weekend box office, reacting to a bevy of Big Game trailers including Twisters, Deadpool & Wolverine, and Despicable Me 4; and giving our thoughts so far on the FX series, Feud: Capote vs. The Swans! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent! Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information availabl...
S14 Ep723: Notting Hill
February 13, 2024 05:00 - 2 hours“This [movie] is as important to the Special Relationship as anything that ever happened in the 90s” - Chris On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about one of the most financially successful but also grating and poorly-edited rom-coms of all time, Notting Hill! How is Hugh Grant keeping this travel bookstore in business? Was anyone gonna buy that cool Beavis and Butt-head stained glass window? Why is Jules acting so tired and bored in this one? And how did they let the final edit come ou...
S14: On-Screen Live 2.05.24 The Promised Land Review, Monkey Man Trailer Reactions & More!
February 07, 2024 11:00 - 1 hourOn this week's OSL, we're going over the weekend box office, sorry, Argylle, no trilogy for you; reviewing the Danish western, The Promised Land, starring Mads Mikkelsen; reacting to trailers for Dev Patel's wild-looking revenge thriller, Monkey Man and Guy Ritchie's WWII-era action romp, The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare; and revealing the titles we'll be chatting about on our upcoming spring tour dates! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our YouTube and Twitch channels, so subs...
S14 Ep722: Blast from the Past
February 06, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour“Now here’s my question: bellhops at a Holiday Inn?” — Andrew On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the goofy sci-fi rom-com that should’ve been made as an eerie sci-fi thriller, Blast from the Past! Shouldn’t Christopher Walken’s character be brought up on charges? How has Brendan Fraser’s character not grown into a big, hulking baby psycho? Why do Fraser and Dave Foley both have terribly dyed jet-black hair in this movie? And could we just get a weird little movie about Joey Slotnick...
S14 Ep721: Dune (1984, W❤️M, PREVIEW)
February 02, 2024 11:00 - 4 minutesOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about the under-seen, under-appreciated David Lynch-directed sci-fi adventure, Dune! What are the odds Lynch and the production were in deep to the mafia on this one? Were movie theaters really handing out tiny—whoa there, young pup! This episode is for subscribers only! To access our full episode on David Lynch's Dune, along with a Sardaukar army's worth of exclusive bonus shows you cannot get anywhere else, subscribe to our Patreon tod...
S14: On-Screen Live 1.29.24 Sundance 2024, Doug Liman's Road House Debacle, Our Night Swim Review & More!
January 31, 2024 11:00 - 1 hourThis week on OSL, we're checking in on a few films from this year's Sundance Film Festival, including Kneecap, Dìdi, and Skywalkers: A Love Story; reviewing the now-streaming haunted pool film, Night Swim; reacting to the trailer for the new Road House motion picture, along with the headache that Doug Liman is getting from Amazon over it; analyzing the weekend box office, paltry as it is; and taking a look at a pretty terrible Secret Movie™️ directed by Gunner himself, Dolph Lundgren! On-S...
S14 Ep720: Saw X
January 30, 2024 05:00 - 2 hours“Poor Beethoven and Droopy are never gonna get high again!” - Chris, on the crooked veterinarian in this movie On this week’s episode, we’re ending our survey of some of last year’s biggest stinkers with a real wild one on the [EDITOR’S NOTE: Not too terrible! - Andrew] ninth sequel in this most miserable film franchise, Saw X! How fun is it to see John Kramer actually walking around the room while his traps are being executed? How is no one noticing Amanda running through that dance club ...
S14: On-Screen Live 1.22.24 The Beekeeper, ISS & True Detective Reviews, the Weekend Box Office & more!
January 24, 2024 11:00 - 1 hourOn the winter premiere of OSL, we're looking over the weekend box office numbers to see how the January drought is doing this year, reviewing Statham in The Beekeeper, along with the new sci-fi paranoid thriller, I.S.S., chatting about the first two episodes of the all-new True Detective: Night Country, and whole-heartedly recommending picking up the 4K blu-ray set of the Criterion Collection's release of Satyajit Ray's Apu Trilogy! Be sure to stay up to date on new tour dates being announc...
S14 Ep719: Expend4bles
January 23, 2024 05:00 - 2 hours“Kill any of these people! Is it possible for any of them to die?” - Steve on the titular Expendables On this week’s episode, after we figure out how to pronounce the title, we’re chatting about the fourth, and likely final, film in the franchise, Expend4bles! Is it time to wrap up the franchise when the casting ‘gets’ keep getting smaller and smaller? Why can’t Jason Statham and Tony Jaa get some buddy action film instead? Why did the film team rely on so much wretched CGI? And how are we...
S14 Ep718: The Family Plan
January 16, 2024 05:00 - 2 hours“Is [the ‘prayers up’ thing] still going on? Is he still charging people to pray?” - Steve On this week’s episode, we’re hitting the road with Mark Wahlberg and his fake family in the almost-Secret Movie™️, The Family Plan! How hilarious is it watching Mark get covered in that cherry slushy? Should this gamer kid be throwing up that hand signal? Is the matrimonial magic dead when your anniversary celebration is a rollercoaster ride? And why does this movie consider the city of Buffalo a gr...
S14 Ep717: Oppenheimer (W❤️M, PREVIEW)
January 11, 2024 11:00 - 11 minutes“Oppie New Year!” - The Gang On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2024, we’re chatting about a real-deal banger, and one-half of last year’s massively successful box office double bill, Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer! How fabulous is this cast? How funny is Oppie’s Batman moment? How wonderful is it to experience all these in-camera practical effects the masterful VFX team created? And couldn’t the U.S. Army have confiscated those—hey now! The rest of this episode requires a higher securi...
S14 Ep716: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
January 09, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour“If I was Blipped and came back, I’d rather be dead at that point!” - Eric On this episode, we’re doing our best to make our way through what could possibly be the nadir of the MCU, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania! How did they release this thing as-is with all the poorly rendered CGI? Did any of these actors actually want to be in this movie? Were they trying to wedge in a bad TV series with all these Quantum realm rebel characters? And who’s excited for all these Tiny Toon Avengers to ...
S14 Ep715: Hypnotic
January 02, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour“All the Nolans [movies] are present here; I’m surprised no one’s a fucking magician!” - Steve On our first episode of the year, the four of us bend our understanding of reality to chat about a real massive let down, Robert Rodriguez’s Hypnotic! What in the world were they thinking with all these garbage twists? How much exposition can you expect one Dunkin’ Donuts-loving man to drop in a single movie? Does The X-Files’ Chris Carter have a case here? And is the public currently with Ben or...
S14 Ep714: Fred Claus
December 26, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour“What I don’t understand, is how he does not have a guest room for people to come visit him!” - Chris on Santa’s lackluster accommodations On our final episode of 2023, we’re racing toward New Year’s to get away from the exhausting, Ghost of Christmas Movies Past that is, Fred Claus! Why did they have Rachel Weisz’s character be a traffic cop? Is Vince’s character seriously trying to open a brand-new OTB in 2007? How did we let a fun Giamatti Santa performance get lost in this dreck? And h...
S14 Ep713: Love Actually
December 19, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours“He’s such an idiot for running right into this fucking turbine…” - Eric on Alan Rickman’s character’s adultery On this week’s episode, our mission to bring Holiday Cheer to you and yours is almost completely derailed with a jumbo-sized discussion on the bloated, miserable, obnoxious holiday fave, Love Actually! When is the feature-length Andrew Lincoln stalker film hitting Shudder? Why couldn’t someone tell Richard Curtis to pick less than 8 storylines for one film? Why couldn’t Laura Li...
S14 Ep712: Silent Night Deadly Night
December 12, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours“All this, over the treatment of a magic cookie-eater!” - Chris on Santa Claus-related outrage On this week’s holly-jolly horror-tinged episode, we’re chatting about the totally kick-ass Christmas slasher, Silent Night Deadly Night! Why couldn’t they have bothered to actually name the psychiatric institute in this movie? Were there zero dollars set aside for background extras? How despicable is this Mother Superior? And major LOL to that priest assassination at the end. PLUS: Remember to ...
S14: On-Screen Live 12.4.23 The Holdovers, Godzilla Minus One, Netflix Christmas Disasters & More!
December 06, 2023 15:30 - 1 hourOn this week's show, the guys are chatting about the new monster smash, Godzilla Minus One; the new Alexander Payne/Paul Giamatti jam, The Holdovers; John Woo's (just okay) Hollywood return with Silent Night; a couple of disastrous Netflix Christmas movies including the abhorrent Best. Christmas. Ever!; the in-depth Star Wars Holiday Special documentary, A Disturbance in the Force; and more! DON’T MISS OUT! Get tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause T...
S14 Ep711: Die Hard 2
December 05, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours“Like most motion pictures, this needed way more Reginald VelJohnson” - Andrew On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the high body count/low IQ, Christmas-set sequel, Die Hard 2! Why couldn’t they have developed a script where now-LAPD detective John McClane has some adventure on the streets of Los Angeles instead of a boring D.C. airport? How amazingly scuzzy and inept is Dennis Franz’s Carmine Lorenzo? Did they really need to go the sequelitis route of just repeating famous beats ...
S14: WHM Mail Bag (November 2023)
December 04, 2023 11:00 - 1 hourOn the November 2023 edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading some outrageous letters from listeners about things like Crispin Glover freaking out before a film screening, one eager fan of The Hunger Games that absolutely destroyed a movie theater bathroom (and himself in the process), a US naval officer who got mixed up on his way to the toilet during basic training, and one person looking to get justice for Jake Lloyd and his performance in Episode I! DON’T MISS OUT! Get tickets fo...
S14 Ep710: Lethal Weapon (W❤️M) (PREVIEW)
December 01, 2023 11:00 - 7 minutes“Just imagine like, to distract someone, you send a police car careening through your own house!” - Eric On this month’s patrons-only W❤️M we’re talking about one of the all-time greats, the Christmas action comedy, Lethal Weapon! Has there been a movie duo with faster chemistry than Riggs and Murtaugh? Why are we giving Rodge a birthday—FREEZE! This is just a li'l taste of this wild episode! To access the full thing, subscribe to our Patreon today! Instantly unlock this Lethal Weapon ep...
S14: On-Screen Live 11.27.23 Napoleon, Good Burger 2, Dream Scenario, Thanksgiving & More!
November 29, 2023 11:00 - 1 hourOn the triumphant return of OSL after a two-week break, we're reviewing all kinds of movies including Royal (or Rotten?) Rid's Napoleon, Phil Traill’s Good Burger 2, and Eli Roth's Thanksgiving. We're also going over the holiday weekend box office, and even a couple truly rancid Secret Movies™️ that star the likes of Uma Thurman, Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman! Hachi machi! DON’T MISS OUT! Get tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause on 12/7 at Wh...
S14 Ep709: Beetlejuice (W❤️M)
November 28, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours“If ever you needed a showcase for the brilliance of Michael Keaton, you just need to show various clips of this performance” - Andrew On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies month wraps up with a convo about one of our absolute faves, Beetlejuice! How incredible is Michael Keaton in this movie? How cool is all the stop motion weirdness? Is this Tim Burton’s best film? And how unsettling is it to see Alec Baldwin play a nice, gentle nerd? PLUS: Turns out Otho was put out of the paranormal bu...
S14 Ep708: Blade Runner (The Final Cut, W❤️M)
November 21, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours“He looks like a 1980’s standup comedian!” - Andrew on Deckard’s clothing On this week’s episode, W❤️M month takes us to 2019 Los Angeles to chat about Royal Rid’s magnificent science fiction classic, Blade Runner! How stunning is the confidence of this film? Was Rutger Hauer ever better in a role? Is there a weirder coat in cinema than the one James Hong sports in this? How creepy are William Sanderson’s eerie toy “friends”? Who would’t want to administer the Voight-Kampff Test on someone...
S14 Ep707: Batman Begins (W❤️M)
November 14, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours“I, in my home, right now, have a bat from the movie Batman Begins” - Steve On this week’s episode, W❤️M month continues as we chat about Chris Nolan’s fabulous comic book adaptation, Batman Begins! Has there been a softer Little Boy Bruce Wayne in cinema? Why couldn’t they have put a little more spirit gum on Liam Neeson’s goatee at the beginning? How fantastic is Cillian Murphy in this and shouldn’t Scarecrow have been a larger character? Does anyone have proof that Pennyworth was a real...
S14: On-Screen Live 11.6.23 The Fall of the House of Usher, Priscilla, Marvel's ECHO trailer & more!
November 08, 2023 11:00 - 1 hourOn this week's show, the guys are talking about Mike Flanagan's The Fall of the House of Usher and Sofia Coppola's Priscilla, reacting to the trailers for Marvel's Echo and 20th Century Studios' Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes & more!