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We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know- Stories of Teaching Over Three Decades

62 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago -

Sue and Lisa have been teaching in the public school system since the 1980's. When they started their careers, "They didn't know what they didn't know." Likewise, if you don't know what you don't know, then you’re missing something. We are here to fill you in on our lives and experiences as elementary educators over the past three decades. We are simply here to share our stories and hopefully you'll laugh along with us. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and guilty. 

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Episodes

Reboot-Teacher Game Show Part 1

April 19, 2024 05:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MB

Because Lisa just became a Grandma again, and Sue is taking some time off to reinvent herself, we've decided to reboot our fantastic episodes about our Teacher Game Show.  In this first episode of three, we explore the challenges of teaching through a game show format, first putting professional teachers to the test with absurd scenarios straight from the classroom trenches.  We feel this is a much better idea than "The Apprentice" ever was, but what do we know? From disposing of crayfish t...

Leaving a Legacy-From Legos to Lunch Accounts

April 05, 2024 05:00 - 19 minutes - 13.7 MB

In this episode, Sue and Lisa dive into the hilarious world of leaving behind remnants of their teaching careers. From inadvertently leaving confidential papers in storage units to daring Lego heists, they recount the comical mishaps and memorable moments that define their legacies. As they reminisce about the quirky traditions and pranks that infused their classrooms with laughter, Sue and Lisa reflect on the importance of finding joy in the everyday chaos of teaching. From hiding time cap...

Ageism

March 22, 2024 05:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MB

Welcome to our Teacher Comedy Podcast with Sue and Lisa, where they're hitting it like pros, just like they did back in '36 Sicily. In today's episode, they tackle the topic of ageism with their signature blend of humor and insight. Sue shares the dreams she's been having after retirement, including one where Lisa's a bus driver navigating the challenges of a new job. Then she explains her recurring dream of having her old classroom turn into a Hallmark Store. But let's not forget the absur...

The Frickin' Golden Apple

March 08, 2024 17:00 - 22 minutes - 15.3 MB

Join Lisa and Sue, two retired elementary school teachers with over 30 years of experience each, as they dive into the hilarious world of education in their latest podcast adventure. After failed attempts to publish their comedic experiences in a book, they decided to take matters into their own hands and share their stories out loud. In this episode,  Lisa and Sue tackle the absurdity of the "Golden Apple" award in their district. With no clear criteria or rubric, the award has become a bi...

Take This Grade and Shove It

December 26, 2023 06:00 - 20 minutes - 14.4 MB

Welcome to the wacky world of "Grades and Chocolate: A Podcast of Sweet and Savvy Ratings!" Join Sue and Lisa as they embark on a hilarious journey through the absurdity of grading systems. From school grades to bathroom scales, this dynamic duo covers it all. But hold on, it's not all about A's and B's! The hosts introduce a groundbreaking rating system for roadkill, complete with a scale from "lightly bruised" to "ground beef." Get ready for a side-splitting discussion on bathroom ratings...

Episode 39 Measuring Up-Grading In Schools and Life!

December 26, 2023 06:00 - 20 minutes - 14.4 MB

Welcome to the wacky world of "Grades and Chocolate: A Podcast of Sweet and Savvy Ratings!" Join Sue and Lisa as they embark on a hilarious journey through the absurdity of grading systems. From school grades to bathroom scales, this dynamic duo covers it all. But hold on, it's not all about A's and B's! The hosts introduce a groundbreaking rating system for roadkill, complete with a scale from "lightly bruised" to "ground beef." Get ready for a side-splitting discussion on bathroom ratings...

Surviving the Chaos-Student Teachers Unleashed!

December 09, 2023 15:00 - 23 minutes - 16 MB

In this uproarious episode,  hosts Lisa and Sue dive headfirst into the wild world of student teachers, sharing their experiences and unforgettable encounters. From the get-go, it's clear that Lisa isn't one to share her classroom easily, citing her aversion to relinquishing control, confessing that she'd rather not share her students—or her drinks! Sue wonders why the University in town never acknowledged the donation of TIME given to these students, only listing money donors in their alum...

Episode 38 Student Teachers

December 09, 2023 15:00 - 23 minutes - 16 MB

Sue and Lisa have plenty to say on the topic of student teachers.  After all, they hosted many students from the University AND, once upon a time, THEY endured this rite a passage themelves. Please contact us with comments or questions at [email protected]. We will be so thrilled when someone FINALLY emails us! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQ ...

Episode 37 Are You Old School?

November 19, 2023 20:00 - 23 minutes - 16.5 MB

Do you constantly reminisce about days gone by?  Are you quite certain that education was simply better "back in the day?"  Well, Sue and Lisa beg to differ.   By the way, our students COULD read and write in CURSIVE and they SAID THE PLEDGE of allegiance every day.  Plus, they could TYPE their 5 page essays after GOOGLING how to SPELL tricky words like reminsce and allegiance. So there... Please contact us with comments or questions at [email protected]. We will be so thrilled ...

Dude, It's Not the 1940's-Old Time Teachers.

November 19, 2023 20:00 - 23 minutes - 16.5 MB

Do you constantly reminisce about days gone by?  Are you quite certain that education was simply better "back in the day?"  Well, Sue and Lisa beg to differ.   By the way, our students COULD read and write in CURSIVE and they SAID THE PLEDGE of allegiance every day.  Plus, they could TYPE their 5 page essays after GOOGLING how to SPELL tricky words like reminsce and allegiance. So there... #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, ...

Episode 36 Recess Mayhem

October 26, 2023 05:00 - 26 minutes - 18.1 MB

We didn't know what we didn't know what it was like for our teachers when we were children having fun on the playground in the 1970's.  Sue and Lisa discuss the craziness of having recess duty now that they DO KNOW.  Screaming, "Hold your balls!"  Covid recess, aka. the Berlin Wall. Designated snow. Sleeping bag coats, boot trackers, and orange vests. "No running on the wood chips!"  Sponge icepacks.  Accident reports.  De-stress with us as we relive it, and hopefully you'll  laugh along wit...

Episode 35 Recess Kids: Whiners, Climbers, and Swingers, Oh My!

October 13, 2023 02:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MB

Sue and Lisa discuss the kinds of kids they were during school recess, and they wonder if the same types exist in the wild today.  Were you a climber, a whiner, a swinger or a clinger? They even wrote their own Billy Joel parody song about it.  Stand back, Weird Al! #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidn...

Episode 35: Recess Kids: Whiners, Climbers, and Swingers, Oh My!

October 13, 2023 02:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MB

Sue and Lisa discuss the kinds of kids they were during school recess, and they wonder if the same types exist in the wild today.  Were you a climber, a whiner, a swinger or a clinger? They even wrote their own Billy Joel parody song about it.  Stand back, Weird Al! Please contact us with comments or questions at [email protected]. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgp...

Episode 34 Goulash and Hairnets- Lunch Lady Heroes

September 19, 2023 05:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MB

Some heroes wear a cape & can lift a car over their head, but some wear a hairnet and can lift heavy trays of hot chicken nuggets with one hand. Today we talk about the Lunch Lady (and man?) Heroes of the school. Well, mainly we tell our own lunch stories from our memories.  #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowW...

Episode 33 Getting Your Butt To School

July 15, 2023 01:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MB

Happy Anniversay everbody! Sue and Lisa are here to begin year 3 of podcasting.  This episode tackles dressing mishaps,  moped hair, accidents galore, and the wrath of a woman whose parking space was taken.  Laugh along with us as we tell our teacher stories from the last 35 years.  Share your stories with us, please?  Email us:  [email protected] #wedidntknowpodcast #elemschool #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts  #tiredteacher #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself...

Episode 32 The Wheels on the Bus

June 19, 2023 06:00 - 16 minutes - 11.2 MB

A school bus is really just a large metal tube with seats built like walls, hiding up to 75 loud children, hiding ungodly things from the sight of the bus driver.  That driver most assuredly is not singing "Move on back" or thnking about the "swish, swish, swish " of the wipers.  Join Lisa and Sue on a harrowing journey back to their memories of bus rides as children and as teachers. Please contact us with comments or questions at [email protected]. Facebook: https://www.facebo...

Episode 32 Bullies in the Back and Flying Flutes-Riding the Bus

June 19, 2023 06:00 - 16 minutes - 11.2 MB

A school bus is really just a large metal tube with seats built like walls, hiding up to 75 loud children, hiding ungodly things from the sight of the bus driver.  That driver most assuredly is not singing "Move on back" or thinking about the "swish, swish, swish " of the wipers.  Join Lisa and Sue on a harrowing journey back to their memories of bus rides as children and as teachers. #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #Lesso...

Episode 31 Teacher Technology Through the Years: Useful or Dumpster Ready?

May 20, 2023 00:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MB

It's time to dust off your floppy disk, warm up your Apple 2E, and journey on the Oregon Trail with Sue and Lisa! This time we talk about how technology in the schools has changed over the decades for both teachers and students.  What do you remember from your childhood?  Do you miss it, or is it only fit for the dumpster?   #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #Sto...

Episode 30 Teacher Bootcamp Part 2

April 20, 2023 06:00 - 23 minutes - 15.8 MB

It's time for part 2 of our seminar called "Teacher Training Boot Camp"  This session's traits are perseverance, adaptability,  (fast thinking) tolerance, and of course, collaboration, aka. co-BLAB-oration.  Copy and paste this link in your browser to watch the accompanying YouTube video:  https://youtu.be/PFrLA9SSvR4 (or click link below) #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #Tryi...

Episode 29 Teacher Bootcamp Part 1

April 06, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MB

Are you ready to sign up for a free 2-day seminar called "Teacher Training Boot Camp?" Sue and Lisa will lead you through the difficult and often timed tasks that will separate the tough & able from the weak quitters. Today we tackle these traits: stamina, patience, grit, acceptance, and love.  Does this sound like a serious podcast, suitable for note-taking, so you can improve your life? Well, you had better go back and listen to episodes 1-28 for some context clues, because this podcast is...

Episode 28 Comedians and Volcanoes-Teaching Styles

March 05, 2023 21:00 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MB

We have all been to school.  We know the signs.  There's Mr. Comedian, Mrs. Militant, and Ms. Mom.  Sue and Lisa have a lot to say about the teaching styles they have encountered over the past 35 years.   #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny, #NiceTry #StillFail #elementa...

Episode 27 Coaches, Crosser-outers and Complainers-Teacher Styles

January 15, 2023 02:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MB

So...we picked on parenting styles last time.  Thinking about birth order was too triggering for Sue (middle child), so we decided to think about all of those staff meetings,  when true personalities and teacher styles came out, along with claws, avoidance, tears, and enthusiasm.  We felt an overwhelming compulsion to dramatize the scenarios we are talking about in our podcast today.  That means we are on YouTube! Click here to watch us:   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVC...

Episode 27 Teacher Styles

January 15, 2023 02:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MB

So...we picked on parenting styles last time.  Thinking about birth order was too triggering for Sue (middle child), so we decided to think about all of those staff meetings,  when true personalities and teacher styles came out, along with claws, avoidance, tears, and enthusiasm.  We felt an overwhelming compulsion to dramatize the scenarios we are talking about in our podcast today.  That means we are on YouTube! Click here to watch us:   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVC...

Episode 26 Tigers & Snowplows & the Uninvolved, Oh My! Parenting Styles

December 20, 2022 06:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MB

What kind of parent are you? A snowplow? A Tiger?  A Jellyfish? Helicopter? Invisible? Lisa and Sue are not young enough to know everything, but we know parents.  In this episode, we share lots of stories of close encounters of the helicopter kind. Don't worry, we have changed the names to protect everybody. BEWARE! Our gameshow format is back. Let us know what you think by emailing us at [email protected].  We will send you a prize, one of our podcast stickers, for any questions...

Episode 26 Parenting Styles

December 20, 2022 06:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MB

What kind of parent are you? A snowplow? A tiger?  A Jellyfish? Helicopter? Invisible? Lisa and Sue are not young enough to know everything, but we know parents.  I this episode, we share lots of stories of close encounters of the helicopter kind. Don't worry, we have changed the names to protect everybody. BEWARE! Our gameshow format is back. Let us know what you think by emailing us at [email protected].  We will send you a prize, one of our podcast stickers, for any questions,...

Episode 26 Parenting Styles-Tigers & Snow Plows & the Uninvolved, Oh My!

December 20, 2022 06:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MB

What kind of parent are you? A snowplow? A tiger?  A Jellyfish? Helicopter? Invisible? Lisa and Sue are not young enough to know everything, but we know parents.  I this episode, we share lots of stories of close encounters of the helicopter kind. Don't worry, we have changed the names to protect everybody. BEWARE! Our gameshow format is back. Let us know what you think by emailing us at [email protected].  We will send you a prize, one of our podcast stickers, for any questions,...

Episode 25 Teacher Moms

December 02, 2022 07:00 - 26 minutes - 18.3 MB

Sue and Lisa share the funny things their own children had to endure because their Moms were teachers.  Are you a teacher's kid or a teacher with your own tormented kids?  Email us your funny, frustrating, or frightening story to [email protected].  You will win a prize!  Please contact us with comments or questions at [email protected]. We will send you something for free! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowp...

Episode 25 Teacher Moms-The Trauma Was Real

December 02, 2022 07:00 - 26 minutes - 18.3 MB

Sue and Lisa share the funny things their own children had to endure because their Moms were teachers.  Are you a teacher's kid or a teacher with your own tormented kids?  Email us your funny, frustrating, or frightening story to [email protected].  You will win a prize!  Please contact us with comments or questions at [email protected]. We will send you something for free! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowp...

Episode 25 The Trauma Was Real-Teachers As Parents

December 02, 2022 07:00 - 26 minutes - 18.3 MB

Sue and Lisa share the funny things their own children had to endure because their Moms were teachers.  Are you a teacher's kid or a teacher with your own tormented kids?  Email us your funny, frustrating, or frightening story to [email protected].  You will win a prize!  #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDi...

Episode 24 Teachers Who Haunt Us

October 30, 2022 18:00 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MB

Calling all demon and witch teachers from our past.  You know who you are.  We are going to talk about the trauma you caused us. You haunted us with number one machines, burned creamed corn, fruit flies, and crusty milk pants. Disclaimer: We know teaching is a tough profession, and everyone has their "Oops" moments, including us.  But this is a comedy podcast...too bad. Boo! Toccata And Fugue In D Minor License: | The song is permitted for commercial use under license “Public Domain.“ #The...

Episode 23 First Day Blues and My Blue Blankie

October 26, 2022 20:00 - 27 minutes - 18.6 MB

There is nothing like a shiny, new school year, so full of hopes and dreams. Then, as reality crashes all around, you might need a blue blankie and a quiet corner to say good-bye to your hopes, and dream of retirement.  Sue and Lisa share some funny stories about the first day blues.  They really didn't know what they didn't know.  Learn from them. Please give a 5 star review on your podcast platform, and tell one friend to listen! Thanks. Please contact us with comments or questions at po...

Episode 23 How to Survive a New School Year-First Day Blues and My Blue Blankie

October 26, 2022 20:00 - 27 minutes - 18.6 MB

There is nothing like a shiny, new school year, so full of hopes and dreams. Then, as reality crashes all around, you might need a blue blankie and a quiet corner to say good-bye to your hopes, and dream of retirement.  Sue and Lisa share some funny stories about the first day blues.  They really didn't know what they didn't know.  Learn from them. Please give a 5 star review on your podcast platform, and tell one friend to listen! Thanks. #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYou...

Episode 22 How To Start A School Year

September 02, 2022 23:00 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MB

Sue and Lisa have more than a few things to say about the craziness of starting a new school year in an elementary classroom.  The main question:  is ingenuitive a word?  Sue still says it is not, but who wants to challenge a mic drop? #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny...

Episode 21 Happy Anniversary

July 31, 2022 23:00 - 25 minutes - 17.4 MB

Sue and Lisa have been podcasters for one year!  Listen and laugh along with us as we reminisce.  Wish us a happy anniversary by email:  [email protected] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisa  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedidntknowpodcast/ Thanks for listening! #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKn...

Episode 20 Summer Fun!

July 15, 2022 02:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MB

It is summer, friends! Sue and Lisa reminisce about summers past and discuss all the weird and wonderful jobs and hobbies teachers do during those precious weeks of summer. Do you have comments or things to share?  Here's our email: [email protected] #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow...

Episode 19 How To End A School Year

July 01, 2022 01:00 - 24 minutes - 17.2 MB

Lisa is officially retired, but before we celebrate, it is time to discuss the end of a great school year with a Gaga pit, bloody dunk tanks, road rash, a caterpillar vagina, and a flaming middle finger. #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny, #NiceTry #StillFail #elementar...

Episode 18 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-Part 2

May 20, 2022 05:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MB

Our stress reducer stories continue, but enter the more dangerous territory of hospital visits and reprimands.   #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny, #NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSti...

Episode 17 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-Part 1

April 29, 2022 06:00 - 31 minutes - 21.9 MB

How do you get through the tough times in life?  Lisa and Sue are joined by 3 teacher friends who reminisce about how they handled stress through the years.  We suggest you ignore their advice.  #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny, #NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #...

Episode 16 Why Did I Keep That?

April 15, 2022 06:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MB

As the retiring Lisa cleans out her classroom for the last time, she is asking herself the same question most teachers have asked for decades, "Why is that here?"  We have found some crazy things in our classrooms, and in our desks.  How about you? If you have pictures of the funny or strange items from your desk, please email them to us at [email protected] or post on our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/SueandLisa. https://wedidntknow.buzzsprout.com/ #TheyDontPayMeEnou...

Episode 15 Teachers are Hoarders

April 03, 2022 22:00 - 25 minutes - 17.4 MB

There is nothing more ridiculous than keeping all those scraps of construction paper in a giant scrap box.  From petrified cupcakes to balls of poster putty...thousands of binder clips to science supplies...teachers keep everything, just in case. #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeac...

Episode 15- Teachers are Hoarders

April 03, 2022 22:00 - 25 minutes - 17.4 MB

There is nothing more ridiculous than keeping all those scraps of construction paper in a giant scrap box.  From petrified cupcakes to balls of poster putty...thousands of binder clips to science supplies...teachers keep everything, just in case.

Episode 14 Parent Teacher Conferences

February 11, 2022 07:00 - 24 minutes - 16.9 MB

Sometimes the underlying reasons we stress over leading parent-teacher conferences are hard to explain.  In this episode, we do our best to fill you in on some pretty weird experiences we've had between us over the past 35 years.  Reach out to us by email:  [email protected]  As a parent or a teacher, tell us your weird parent teacher conference stories because Sue and Lisa could use a laugh. #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #W...

Episode 13 Resolutions

February 01, 2022 14:00 - 26 minutes - 18.1 MB

Come join Sue and Lisa as they share their hopes and dreams for 2022. They have New Year's Resolutions for educators everywhere.  Sue shares with Lisa some advice for retirement that include ditching glitter, "Express-a-masks," and keeping up with technology. #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, ...

Episode 13 What's New in 22-Teacher Resolutions

February 01, 2022 14:00 - 26 minutes - 18.2 MB

Come join Sue and Lisa as they share their hopes and dreams for 2022. They have New Year's Resolutions for educators everywhere.  Sue shares with Lisa some advice for retirement that include ditching glitter, "Express-a-masks," and keeping up with technology.

Episode 12 Gifts of All Kinds

December 24, 2021 04:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MB

Sue and Lisa share stories of great and not so great gifts that teachers receive.  They also have a special holiday treat for you.  Happy New Year!  We will be back in 2022! #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny, #NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #A...

Episode 11 The Game Show Final

December 09, 2021 03:00 - 23 minutes - 16.3 MB

We find the winner of our Teach It Game Show by playing a speed round of "Real or Not Real."  Did Lisa have a student with a foot fetish or one who wouldn't wear shoes?  Did Sue teach a boy who was afraid of the color yellow?  Did we know of a substitute who forgot to come back to class after lunch?  Hear more of our stories, and laugh along as we crown our winner!   #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBr...

Episode 10 Teacher Game Show-Part 2

November 12, 2021 13:00 - 33 minutes - 23.2 MB

It is time for the non-educators to join Sue and Lisa for their new elimination teacher game show:  Teach IT! (Final title in review.) Listen to random callers as they answer questions about dead hamsters, giant chocolate bars, smoky cake, and gifts of homemade moonshine, the prize is $1,000,000 FAKE Bucks! This is sure to be the next big thing. #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel,...

Episode 9 Teacher Game Show-Part 1

November 12, 2021 01:00 - 24 minutes - 16.6 MB

Join Sue and Lisa for their new elimination teacher game show:  Teach IT! (Final title in review.)  Do you know what to do with  a dead class pet? How about the proper technique to dispose of live science crayfish? Have you ever eaten a pint of someone else's ice cream from the staff fridge while crying in a corner? If you answered "Yes or No," this game show is for you! Don't worry, it isn't played like the Squid Game ™ and the prize is $1,000,000 FAKE Bucks! This is sure to be the next bi...

Episode 8 It's Halloween!

October 29, 2021 05:00 - 28 minutes - 19.7 MB

Welcome to our Halloween episode of "We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know!" You are in for a treat...or will it be a trick?  Listen and find out. #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself, #WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny, #NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #Im...

It's Halloween!

October 29, 2021 05:00 - 28 minutes - 20 MB

Welcome to our Halloween episode of "We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know!" You are in for a treat...or will it be a trick?  Listen and find out.