We Didn't Get a Rose with Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia
94 episodes - English - Latest episode: 18 days ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsFormerly covering all things Bachelor Nation, Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia are embark on a journey through all the romcoms they can get their hands on, from important cultural touchstones to undiscovered gems
This is no longer a recap podcast covering The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and any other worthwhile relationship reality show we agree to talk about. However, we reserve the right to return to the shows that bring us so much joy/pain
Mike Carrozza is in the French-Canadian East and Chris Mejia is in the Pacific Northwest, but nothing can keep these two comedians from talking about anything and everything.
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Episodes
He's Just Not That Into You with Kix!
June 28, 2024 15:59 - 58.4 MBThe boys are back to chat about a rough one. We're so happy to have Kix back in the mix! Thanks for your patience with us. We're happy to be back :) @kisforkickass and @make_theshift @wedidntgetarose linktr.ee/mikecarrozza linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
What Women Want with Lindsay Adams!
March 20, 2024 07:30 - 52.6 MBThis week the guys are joined by Lindsay Adams once again to cover one of the worst movies we’ve had to cover, What Women Want. It’s time to get into the …ugh…Mel Gibson vehicle that really, really was so beloved in its time in 2000. @lindsayadamsispopular @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Easy A with Andrina Learmonth!
March 13, 2024 08:00 - 53.4 MBWe’re back! The boys talk about the incredibly fun technically-a-romcom Easy A with comedian and cartoonist Andrina Learmonth (Banana Moon Comics). https://instagram.com/bananamooncomics https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
She's the Man with Arijana Ramic!
February 14, 2024 09:00 - 50.6 MBThe boys are back to chat about the Shakespeare-inspired Amanda Bynes coup de grace She's The Man. This week we’re joined by hilarious comedian Arijana Ramic who much like Mike prefers the simplified pronunciation of her last name! Chris hated the movie like a loser. http://arijanaramic.com https://twitter.com/ArijanaRamic https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Wimbledon with Aaron Edwards!
February 08, 2024 08:30 - 46.3 MBThe boys are back with a pod fave Aaron Edwards to chat about 2004’s Wimbledon starring Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst. @ayroned @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
The Princess Diaries with Cassie Cao!
January 24, 2024 09:01 - 51.8 MBThe boys are back with a movie we weren’t sure would qualify! Cassie Cao (@thecassiecao) chose The Princess Diaries and we had a delightful chat about this great movie. @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
27 Dresses - JUST THE BOYS - Mike is Mad!
January 11, 2024 06:00 - 46.3 MBDon’t watch this movie. 27 Dresses was awful. Please follow us @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy This movie sucked so hard! Please come see us live!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall with Will from Full Blown Meltdown!
December 20, 2023 06:00 - 49.2 MBThe boys are back and chatting about a really funny flick form 2008, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Lots of funny moments to talk about and joining the guys is Will from the band Full Blown Meltdown whose album Mollify really should be blasting wherever you are. This episode opens with the chorus of the song Teeth Marks. Be sure to get the album if you enjoyed that! Follow! @fullblownmltdwn @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy Also check out A...
How to Lose a Guy in a 10 Days with Steph Neale!
December 08, 2023 06:00 - 40.7 MBWe finally got to it! One of the best romcoms ever, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, gets tackled in this episode. Steph Neale is back to chat about this top tier choice. Check out her podcast the Mommy Daddy podcast! @stephbabyneale https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Wedding Crashers with Byron Austin!
November 22, 2023 06:00 - 53.7 MBWe’re back! Thanks for sticking with us, we missed you too! We cover the comedic fun times of Wedding Crashers as Byron Austin joins us to remind you that Wedding Crashers is in fact a ROMCOM! @byronaustincomedy https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Brown Sugar with Mia Jackson!
October 12, 2023 05:00 - 47.3 MBMia Jackson is back! She chose to cover 2002’s Brown Sugar - a love letter to hip hop. While Mike and Chris were ready to clown on the movie, the discussion gets surprisingly deep! @miacomedy https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Drive Me Crazy with Rebecca Reeds
September 27, 2023 05:00 - 65.8 MBThe boys are back with another banger! Rebecca Reeds (@Rebeccareeds) of The Villain Was Right podcast joins again to talk about a romcom neither of us has heard of: Drive Me Crazy. There’s talk of foreheads and high school and Chris falls out of his chair at some point! Check out Rebecca’s podcast and her album Buddy. Chris is headlining the Hereafter in Seattle, get your tickets. See Mike with Zak Toscani and Abby Stonehouse in Ottawa, Montreal, and Howick! Links below! @wedidntgetaro...
A NEW ERA - Never Been Kissed with Lindsay Adams!
September 13, 2023 05:00 - 58.2 MBWe’re back and this time wre’ve got a new format. Mike and Chris are joined by Lindsay Adams (@lindsayadamsispopular) who you know and love from her croissant reviews and the banger LA show Good Heroin. The gang chats about the 1999 “classic” Never Been Kissed. Chris and Mike had never seen it and straight up, it does NOT age well! Thanks for sticking with us! Love you! https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzxa https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Charity's Finale: That's Hollywood, Baby! with Anna Seregina
August 23, 2023 05:00 - 39.9 MBThe finale of Charity’s season - and you’re never going to believe who she pi-it’s Dotun. Obviously. The boys are joined by Anna Seregina! Check her out on Twitter @touchingcheeses and Instagram @cashmoneygrandpa @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Charity's Men Tell All: Off the Rails Edition with Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B
August 16, 2023 13:37 - 57.1 MBThe boys are back to cover the Men Tell All with WDGAR superstars Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B. Mike barely keeps it together while the rest of the crew derails and overall doesn’t GAF about this episode. Enjoy! Tamara - @teemair Elliott - @grentraddish WDGAR - @wedidntgetarose Chris - https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy Mike - https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
Special Announcement and Oh Yeah, Charity's Fantasy Suites Episode Okay Sure
August 09, 2023 05:00 - 46.8 MBThe boys are solo this week to discuss Charity’s Fantasy Suites. We also make a pretty cool announcement about the future of the podcast. @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy Thanks for listening everybody.
Charity's Hometown Dates with Sophie James!
August 02, 2023 05:00 - 77.7 MBThe boys are back to talk about Charity Lawson’s Hometown dates with Aaron, Joey, Xavier, and Dotun! They’re joined by Sophie James of Elevated Garbage. Check out her podcast Dumpter Diving Intellectuals, out tomorrow! Subscribe to it now! https://linktr.ee/elevatedgarbage https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Bye, Bye, Brayden! with Elliott G-B!
July 20, 2023 04:00 - 44.6 MBThe boys are back to talk about Charity and Dotun’s real love, Xavier being the next Bachelor (predicting), and of course, Brayden finally going home. Follow Elliott https://linktr.ee/elliottgb Mike https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza Chris https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Warwick's Perfect Date with Lindsay Adams and Steph Neale!
July 12, 2023 04:00 - 50.1 MBThe boys talk about Charity’s blindspot for Brayden, Warwick’s empty head, and Dotun’s sweetness. They’re joined by Lindsay Adams and Steph Neale! Check their feeds and projects out! @lindsayadamsispopular and @stephbabyneale @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Brayden's Questionable Character with Rebecca Reeds!
July 05, 2023 04:06 - 105 MBThe boys are joined by The Villain Was Right’s Rebecca Reeds! Check her out @RebeccaReeds and listen to The Villain Was Right podcast wherever you get your listening! @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy We love you!
Happy Birthday, Chris Mejia! CHARITY'S SEASON BEGINS! with Bria Hiebert and Tamara Shevon
June 28, 2023 04:16 - 73.4 MBWE’RE BACK, BABY! Mike and Chris have returned for Season 20 of The Bachelorette, Charity Lawson’s season! So far, so good! Our beloved, returning guests are Bria Hiebert (@unclebria on IG) and Tamara Shevon (@teemair on IG/Twitter). Please check out and subscribe to their new podcast the Pretty, Bitchy Podcast. Get tickets for Ghost Orgy on July 8th in Vancouver! Mike Carrozza https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza Chris Mejia https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy Check Mike out at Fest (Gaines...
28 Days Haunted with Anica Seelie!
June 14, 2023 04:10 - 61.5 MBThe boys are joined by Anica Cihla a little before the return of the Bach Franchise to talk about a truly horrendous series on Netflix called 28 Days Haunted. @AnicaSeelie on Twitter and Instagram. Get on the Horse Kickstarter https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose WE’LL BE BACK FOR CHARITY’S SEASON!
MILF Manor PEAK CINEMA! with Emma Arnold and Elliott G-B
April 24, 2023 19:00 - 69.3 MBMike finally gave in and Chris gets a dream come true episode. We covered all of MILF Manor’s first season (only season) with Emma Arnold and Elliott G-B. Emma’s album Myself comes out this Friday April 28th! Pre-order it on Blonde Medicine and check out the special. emmaarnoldcomedy.com @grentraddish https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
It's Finally Over! Bye Forever, Zach! with TorioftheVast
March 30, 2023 05:00 - 41.1 MBIt’s finally over! TorioftheVast of Scrybabies joins us to talk smack about Zach! A three-hour finale? Who for? Get outta here. We loved Ariel and Gabi. We hope Kaity is happy but my god please get this man out of my face! @TorioftheVast on Twitter and TikTok https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose SEE YOU IN JUNE!
Zach's Sex Week
March 22, 2023 04:00 - 54 MBThis episode was so infuriating we barely recapped it! We talk tell all for a bit, but then talk about how much we hate Zach, what else is new! No guest this week, just the boys. https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Grasp My Head Around It with Rebecca Reeds and Stephanie Neale
March 15, 2023 04:50 - 58.1 MBHometowns are always boring! Mike and Chris are joined by Rebecca Reeds (The Villain Was Right) and Stephanie Neale to talk Zach’s Hometowns among other things. @rebeccareeds @stephbabyneale @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Human Lie Detector Group Date with Scrybabies (TorioftheVast and Lua Stardust)!
March 09, 2023 05:00 - 40.8 MBMike and Chris are joined by Tori and Lua of the Scrybabies, a Magic: The Gathering content creation duo! We talk about the most boring man alive, how mean he was to Greer and how Brooklyn deserved better. What a mess! @TorioftheVast @Luastardust @Scrybabies @wedidntgetarose linktr.ee/mikecarrozza linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
I Was Having MY Moment with Tamara Shevon
March 01, 2023 05:22 - 57 MBThe boys are joined once again by WDGAR all-star Tamara Shevon (@Teemair on IG and TikTok) to talk about an episode where something actually happens. Go Brooklyn and Arielle! And that candle was hilarious. Get Table Wine by Tamara Shevon available March 11th. https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Bibbip Cheerio! with Rebecca Reeds
February 21, 2023 06:00 - 62.2 MBThis week the boys are back with The Villain Was Right’s own Rebecca Reeds! We’ve roped Rebecca into an episode to talk shit about Zach, his covid cancellations, virtual dates, and how little empathy he has. Let’s not forget Gabi stepping over Greer! @rebeccareeds on instagram and twitter and check out The Villain Was Right podcast. Don’t forget to check out her album Buddy on all streaming platforms! https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
"Have You Ever Considered Shutting the Fuck Up?" with Mia Jackson
February 09, 2023 05:01 - 58 MBMia Jackson returns! @MiaComedy on socials make sure you see her when she comes to your city! Mia joins the boys to talk about Christina’s babbling, the producers’ messiness with an early overnight date, Brianna’s ambivalence, and Ariel’s hot flirting. https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Sometimes Bad Bitches Cry with Kix McRae and Elliott GB
February 01, 2023 05:10 - 67 MBEpisode 2 of Zach Shallcross’ season of The Bachelor Bad Bitch Energy flops, Tahzjuan wants in, Brianna confronts Christina, and does Zach really wanna be a dad? https://www.instagram.com/grentraddish/ https://www.instagram.com/kisforkickass/ https://www.instagram.com/wedidntgetarose/ https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Maddy's Meltdown with Tamara Shevon and Aaron Edwards
January 25, 2023 05:09 - 65.4 MBWE’RE BACK! Season 27 of The Bachelor is underway with Zach Shallcross. We meet the women, including the queen Madison (bye!) Joining us are fan favourites Aaron Edwards and Tamara Shevon @ayroned @teemair @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
"And We Never Heard of Rachel Again :)" with Sophie Buddle and Mayce Galoni
September 22, 2022 04:00 - 41.9 MBMike and Chris are joined by the ever so wonderful and talented Sophie Buddle (https://linktr.ee/Sophbuds) and Mayce Galoni (https://linktr.ee/maycegaloni). Returning at their own request! AND REGRETTING IT! What an awful season. We’re not sure what we’re going to do next! https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
A Pile of Thorns - Finale Part One
September 15, 2022 04:00 - 27.8 MBThe boys are fed up. Mike is high for your enjoyment. https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Fantasy Suites? More Like END THE SEASON ALREADY!
September 08, 2022 05:00 - 41.5 MBCan you tell we’re over it? We can’t wait for Paradise to start instead. One of the worst seasons in the history of the show. I yearn for the days of Matt James now. Isn’t that nuts? Mike says “Fuck you” like 40 times. @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Bachelorettes - The Men Tell NOTHING! with Akeem Woods
September 01, 2022 04:34 - 35.9 MBThe boys are joined by first time Bachelor viewer Akeem Woods for one of the absolute worst episodes of this show we’ve ever seen. Honestly, this franchise is screwing the pooch right now. We’ll have Akeem back on for a limo entrance episode because that’ll be very fun. akeemwoods.com https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Bachelorettes - The Point is...
August 24, 2022 05:00 - 56.2 MBThe boys are guestless and reckless this week to talk Hometowns. Mike is over this season! Let’s yell about it. @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Bachelorettes - Wet Eyes with Sophie Buddle and Mayce Galoni (but not Chris Mejia)
August 18, 2022 04:38 - 54.9 MBMike is without sweet baby boy Chris this week but is joined by power couple of Canadian comedy royalty, Sophie Buddle and Mayce Galoni! Mike, Sophie, and Mayce get really sidetracked and discuss not just this episode but the whole season. Sophie has a podcast called Obsessed Instagram @sophbuds Twitter @SophieBuddle Twitter and TikTok @maycegaloni https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose
Bachelorettes - Logan, Come On, Man... with Kelly Johns and James O'Hara
August 11, 2022 05:00 - 62.6 MBThe boys are back with fantastic guests Kelly Johns and James O’Hara. We talk about Logan’s flip flopping and all the dates this episode. Check out Kelly @KellJohns on IG and kellyjohnsofficial on TikTok and YouTube. Check out James @JamesOHaraAF and his new album coming out September 16th called I Love You and I am Tired on Howl & Roar records. @wedidntgetarose on Twitter and Instagram Linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy Linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
Bachelorettes - #NotAllChrises with Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love
July 20, 2022 03:50 - 47.9 MBThe boys are back and this time are joined by Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love. They discuss the opening group date where contestants bared all, Rachel and Gabby’s respective one on one dates, and of course the stupidity that is Chris (the guy on the show, not Mejia). Check out our comedy and music! http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza http://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @KelceyAyer Local Natives and Jaws of Love are dropping new music soon!
BacheloretteS Season 19 Gabby and Rachel - Two Girls One Show with Elliott GB
July 13, 2022 04:51 - 47.9 MBThe boys are back! Elliott GB (@grentraddish) joins Mike and Chris to talk about this history making season. Two Bachelorettes! Roby the Magician! Twins! It all happens here! linktr.ee/mikecarrozza linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose on Twitter and IG
WRAP IT UP, CLAYTON with Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B
March 17, 2022 04:27 - 67.6 MBFINALLY It’s over! Mike and Chris are joined by returning guests Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B. We’re all over the place on this one but the honest truth is we’re thankful to be release from the prison that was this season. We’ll be back when the shows are back! Follow us at @wedidntgetarose Elliott - @grentraddish Tamara - @teemair Chris - @tophermejia Mike - @mikecarrozza Love you!
A Fantasy Tell All with Austin Huff and Chelsea Larkin
March 10, 2022 06:00 - 57.9 MB***Sorry for Mike’s shitty mic quality! The wrong mic recorded!*** This week, our sweet Chris Mejia is not in, but we have great guests for cover the Tell All and Fantasy Suites. Returning for the first time in a long time, Chelsea Larkin (@chelslark on IG and TikTok) and first timer Austin Huff (@austinhuff and @korkedbats) join Mike to chat about the loud and ridiculous Tell All as well as the boring but out with a bang (or bangs) Fantasy Suites! @mikecarrozza @tophermejia @wedidntge...
The Bachelor's Donda 2 with Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.
March 02, 2022 06:00 - 46 MBThe boys are joined by sweet angel Kelcey Ayer once again! You know him from past episodes of this podcast and of course bands Local Natives and Jaws of Love. @kelceyayer and check out his LA comedy show Human Soup with Hunk Mike Bridenstine! (All three of the boys have appeared on the podcast Hunk with Mike Bridenstine!) @tophermejia http://linktr.ee/tophermejia @mikecarrozza http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza @wedidntgetarose
Four Bros with Brandon Smith & Brandon Pope of Two Bros and A Rose!
February 25, 2022 06:04 - 81.1 MBThe boys continue through Clayton Echard’s Bachelor journey - a real chore of a season! But it does let us have fun with excellent guests! This week, Brandon Smith and Brandon Pope of Two Bros and a Rose podcast join us to talk about how excited we are for the Tell All and how dumb the therapy date was. @twobrosandarose @bpopetv @brandonearl_ http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza http://linktr.ee/tophermejia @wedidntgetarose
High Horses Don't Pay Rent! with Shaun Murphy
February 16, 2022 06:00 - 57.6 MBThe boys are joined by Shaun Murphy (and very briefly at the beginning by Tamara Shevon) to talk 2 on 1 and the value of villains in this franchise. Shaun Murphy is @iamshaunmurphy on IG and Twitter and has an excellent comedy album and special out called Neal. Check it out on YouTube or wherever you get your music! https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/tophermejia @wedidntgetarose
"Clayton's Pee Pee!" with Natalie Allen and Jay Curry!
February 09, 2022 06:01 - 67.1 MBThis week the boys are joined by Natalie Allen (Chris’ beloved) and her friend Jay to talk about how awful Shanae is! follow the podcast @wedidntgetarose http://linktr.ee/tophermejia http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
"You Went Low, You're On The Bachelor" with Tamara Shevon and Elliott GB
February 03, 2022 06:00 - 58.3 MBThe boys are talking Shrimpgate with Tamara Shevon and Elliott GB on this week’s episode. Tamara - @teemair check out her album Purse Wine Elliott - @grentraddish check out Teach Me a Lesson podcast Chris - http://linktr.ee/tophermejia Mike - http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza Podcast IG and Twitter @wedidntgetarose
"Double Diamond" with DeAnne Smith, Nicole Weiss, and Kix McRae
January 26, 2022 06:01 - 73.9 MBThis week, the boys are joined by DeAnne Smith, Nicole Weiss, and Kix McRae! We BEG of The Bachelor to give us A SINGLE BIT OF PERSONALITY OUT OF CLAYTON! Shanae is a villain and Cassidy gives us some fun lines on the way out. DeAnne: @deanne_smith Nicole: @upwardsomething and @nicole___weiss Kix: @kisforkickass Chris: https://linktr.ee/tophermejia Mike: https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza @wedidntgetarose
MIKE WAS WRONG ABOUT ESQUIRE
January 12, 2022 05:31 - 83.1 MBThe boys ride solo for episode 2 of Clayton Echard’s season of The Bachelor wherein not one, but two villains emerge. What a wild ride. we’ll be back in two weeks when the next episode drops. Mike was wrong and you can add esquire anywhere it doesn’t mean anything. @wedidntgetarose @tophermejia https://linktr.ee/tophermejia @mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza