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We Coulda Done Porn

84 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratings

We Coulda Done Porn follows the rambling weekly check ins of college friends Scott and Aaron. Each week they get together to discuss their personal creative endeavors, important news in the entertainment industry, and to debate breakfast foods.

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Episodes

Wet Ass Podcasters

March 22, 2021 14:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MB

No grand topic for the episode, just Aaron and Scott hanging out. Come chill with us.

Wet Ass Podcasters

March 22, 2021 14:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MB

No grand topic for the episode, just Aaron and Scott hanging out. Come chill with us.

How to Market a Pandemic

March 15, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

The revolution may not be televised but the apocalypse will have ads running every five minutes. Scott and Aaron discuss advertising during a global pandemic. 

Interview with Professor Flowers

March 11, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 91.6 MB

Join Aaron in the first of a series of interviews talking with creators. Today Aaron sits down with Professor Flowers, a Youtube video essayist who makes videos analyzing media through the lens of race and politics.  Professor Flowers on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGZrqXTq3GW2wNRz9M44Baw

Interview with Professor Flowers

March 11, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 91.6 MB

Join Aaron in the first of a series of interviews talking with creators. Today Aaron sits down with Professor Flowers, a Youtube video essayist who makes videos analyzing media through the lens of race and politics.  Professor Flowers on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGZrqXTq3GW2wNRz9M44Baw

Mr. Potato Head's Massive Penis is Canceled

March 08, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MB

Aaron and Scott discuss this week in the nebulas world of so-called "cancel culture." From taking away Mr. Potato Head's signature cock and balls attachment to the absolute hatchet job of r/rule34's favorite anthropomorphic bunny in the upcoming Space Jam. Is this the end of western civilization as we know it? You'll have to listen to find out. 

A Tsunami of Sex

March 01, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 52 MB

After over a year of inactivity, Aaron and Scott are happy to reintroduce the world to We Coulda Done Porn. Listen to what the two have been up to since the last recording (Spoiler: it's not much but they're going to have fun with it regardless).

Film Production Nightmares

September 30, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Scott and Aaron explore some of the craziest film production stories to have ever occurred.  

The Most Irresponsible Drinking Game!

September 23, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

Scott and Aaron set out to create the most irresponsible media-based drinking game around. Can they do it? What horrors will they unleash? Find out in this episode.  Disclaimer: We Coulda Done Porn wants to stress that this was a fun thought experiment and under no circumstances should you actually perform this drinking game. 

Fan Theory and Dinosaur Erotica

September 16, 2019 14:00 - 41 minutes - 28.6 MB

Aaron brings attention to hilariously complex KH3 fan theory and the strange world of Dinosaur erotic literature. 

Rise Of The Podcast: A Star Wars Prediction Game

September 09, 2019 15:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MB

Scott and Aaron return after a bit of a break to make some predictions for the upcoming Star Wars film: Rise of the Skywalkers. However, they have decided to turn this prediction game into a Gentleman's Wager. 

Party with 'The Serfs'

July 08, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

Aaron sits down with the minds behind the YouTube channel 'The Serfs' to discuss YouTube and Politics. Be sure to like and subscribe to their channel if you enjoy the conversation.  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEWrkBTDSYqJzQmp8gxQiMw Or support them on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/theserfs

Not Another Pride Podcast

June 24, 2019 11:00 - 2 hours - 102 MB

Happy Pride Month to our listeners! On this fabulous episode of We Coulda Done Porn, Scott and Aaron are joined by Scott's middle brother Sage for a discussion on LGBTQ representation in media. 

The Genre Twist

June 17, 2019 18:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

Hey guys, you're breathtaking! A bit of excitement revolving around this year's E3 game lineup followed by a lengthy discussion on the ever-shifting cycles of in vouge Genres. 

WCDP2: Electric Boogaloo (Based on the Novel)

June 11, 2019 18:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB

Scott and Aaron talk about adaptations and sequels and why so many of them often fail (the ones we notice anyway). 

Scott and Aaron Survive The Apocalypse

June 03, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MB

In this episode, Scott and Aaron try to determine what the best fictional post-apocalypse to live in might be. 

Scott and Aaron Survive The Apocalypse

June 03, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MB

In this episode, Scott and Aaron try to determine what the best fictional post-apocalypse to live in might be. 

The Anime Sheriff

May 27, 2019 18:00 - 1 hour - 40.3 MB

Join Scott & special guest Sharieff The Shooting Star Sheriff as they talk spring cleaning and little known anime. https://bookwalker.jp/ RomanBear

Todays Episode Is Brought To You By Ads

May 14, 2019 01:00 - 1 hour - 48.3 MB

They're Back!...Not then anyone asked or cared. Listen to Scott and Aaron discuss the latest in entertainment and the ever present role of advertisement in our society. 

Taco Short Film Battle

April 23, 2019 17:00 - 2 hours - 56.9 MB

The Fast Food Breakfast Tournament enters the last of its first tier battles with Taco Bell and Taco Bueno. Then, Scott and Aaron talk about short films, from their prevalence to common pitfalls.  

Star Wars: Rise Of The Mystery Box

April 15, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

Star Wars Episode 9 trailer has dropped and we are legally obligated as nerds to discuss it.

Moving and America's Favorite Coffee Chain

April 08, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

Scott and Aaron return from their week long break to continue the Great American Fast Food Breakfast Tournament as well as talk about their moving woes. 

Adulting

March 26, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MB

Scott and Aaron grapple with their lack of ability to "adult".

Breakfast with Hayao Miyazaki

March 18, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.1 MB

Scott and Aaron talk about the career and the legacy of Hayao Miyazaki, the creative force behind Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, and My Neighbor Totoro. Meanwhile in the breakfast club, the tournament for best Fast Food Breakfast rages on with contenders Hardees and Sonic stepping into the ring. Check out our other Discord: https://discord.gg/Ke5CPQV YouTube: RomanBear Productions Twitch:  RomanBear Streams Listen to past episodes on our website: https://www.wcdpcast.com

Breakfast with Hayao Miyazaki

March 18, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.1 MB

Scott and Aaron talk about the career and the legacy of Hayao Miyazaki, the creative force behind Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, and My Neighbor Totoro. Meanwhile in the breakfast club, the tournament for best Fast Food Breakfast rages on with contenders Hardees and Sonic stepping into the ring. Check out our other Discord: https://discord.gg/Ke5CPQV YouTube: RomanBear Productions Twitch:  RomanBear Streams Listen to past episodes on our website: https://www.wcdpcast.com

Clash of the titans: McDonald's Vs. Burger King

March 11, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MB

Scott and Aaron Reveal the winner for the first champions of the fast food burger tournament. Who will win? Who will lose? Who eats this shit anyway? Then take a terribly guided tour through Scott and Aaron's Creative Process. 

Hbomberguy & Our Favorite Disney Musicals

March 04, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

Scott and Aaron reflect on the latest episode of "Overthinking It" and end up talking way more about YouTuber Hbomberguy. Stick around for our favorite Disney Musicals. 

The WCDP Boy Band

February 25, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 38.6 MB

Scott and Aaron discuss the history and mechanics of the boy band from it's earliest incarnation all the way to it's current status. Also, be sure to listen in to hear the details of the great fast food breakfast tournament of 2019!

Tiny Kitchen for Tiny Men

February 18, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 28.4 MB

In this episode, Scott and Aaron explore a bizarre pocket of the internet called tiny kitchen: a series of youtube videos and channels  dedicated to cooking tiny meals with a tiny kitchen. Is there anything more to it? No, not really, but you should listen anyway. 

The Answer to Life is Breakfast Potatoes

February 11, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 49.3 MB

The answer to life may be 42 but the question should have been hash browns or breakfast potatoes. Scott and Aaron ponder on that and then talk about their diverse and expansive work history in this over bloated resume. 

Breakfast Tacos and RomanBear Productions

February 04, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

Scott and Aaron talk about the expansion of their platform after a month into experimenting with RomanBear Productions while Aaron tries to convince Scott that breakfast tacos are the best thing to ever grace the 21st century breakfast community. 

Drunken Hearts: A drunken summary of Kingdom Hearts

January 28, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 38.7 MB

In this episode, Aaron attempts the impossible: to explain the entire nine games spanning story of Kingdom Hearts while also drunk. You’re not gonna wanna miss this one. 

British T(ea)V

January 21, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MB

Scott and Aaron engage in a friendly discussion about their experience Witt British Television over some lovely tea and crumptets 

Reality TV Hash

January 14, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Scott and Aaron discuss the bizarre world of reality TV and Corned Beef Hash.

Reality TV Hash

January 14, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Scott and Aaron discuss the bizarre world of reality TV and Corned Beef Hash.

New Year, Same Sausages

January 07, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

It's the year 2019. Scott and Aaron are trying desperately to hold on to hope for their pathetic podcast. Will they succeed? Will they perish in the endless void of consumable media? Find out on this all new episode. Starring Scott and Aaron as themselves with special guest, breakfast sausage. 

New Year, Same Sausages

January 07, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

It's the year 2019. Scott and Aaron are trying desperately to hold on to hope for their pathetic podcast. Will they succeed? Will they perish in the endless void of consumable media? Find out on this all new episode. Starring Scott and Aaron as themselves with special guest, breakfast sausage. 

Year End Fireside Chat

January 01, 2019 01:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MB

With the year coming to a close, we figured we'd relax and talk about the year and what's to come in the future.  

Cerealization V: The Christmas Movie Event of the Year

December 25, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

Scott and Aaron complete the first arc for General Mill's Cereal Cinematic Universe just in time for Christmas. Also, a talk about Christmas and it's time in the media. 

Cerealization IV: Shrek Retold

December 17, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MB

Continuing with the General Mills Cereal Cinematic Universe, the monster cereals are up next. Meanwhile, Scott and Aaron have a fan and they demand satisfaction so listen in as they try to decipher the strange and glorious masterpiece that is Shrek Retold.  https://youtu.be/pM70TROZQsI

Cerealization III: Silly Rabbit, AMVs are for Kids

December 10, 2018 12:00 - 2 hours - 56.9 MB

The General Mills Cereal Cinematic Universe continues with a familiar white rabbit and his journey for Trix. Meanwhile, Scott and Aaron discuss anime music videos (AMVs). Please support our friend Rick Orange over at: https://www.patreon.com/TypicalMiscreants Some of our favorite AMVs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztch6_Uhuk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1KPNH6q8B0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43KSPSPJwnI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GyrNdPynBA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Cerealization II: Cheerios and Traveling Woes

December 03, 2018 20:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MB

Scott and Aaron continue to build the General Mills Cinematic Universe and Scott has some gripes about traveling.  Please support our friend Rick over at https://www.patreon.com/TypicalMiscreants For some further reading on air travel and the things discussed in the episode: http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2018/08/07/for-most-us-workers-real-wages-have-barely-budged-for-decades/ https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/airports-before-911_us_57c85e17e4b078581f11a133 https://www.bts.gov/air-...

Expectations vs. Reality: Technology and Lucky Charms

November 26, 2018 19:00 - 1 hour - 48.9 MB

Scott and Aaron jump start the Cereal Cinematic Universe (CCU) with a fan favorite. Then, they revisit some predictions of the future from the past. 

Excelsior! A farewell to Stan Lee.

November 19, 2018 19:00 - 2 hours - 55.1 MB

Excelsior! Latin for 'ever upward' takes on a new, possibly quite literal,  meaning as the iconic Stan Lee passes away at the age of 95. Scott and Aaron discuss the legend through their personal experience with his work but first ramble on about Detective Pikachu and the cerealization (misspelling intended) of breakfast food. I guess that's just how they cope with loss.

The Cereal Fad

November 12, 2018 19:00 - 1 hour - 53 MB

A look at fads and how they have evolved in Scott and Aaron's life. Also, the pair get super cereal about cereal. 

An Apple a Day

November 05, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

Scott and Aaron have a little fun attempting to pull from their childhoods. 

Bonus: Stand Out Over the Garden Wall

October 31, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.9 MB

For Halloween, Scott and Aaron dissect an exceptional cartoon miniseries called 'Over the Garden Wall'; from exploring the shows themes and references to drooling over the beautiful clashing art styles and incredible score. If you haven't seen it yet, all ten episodes are available on Hulu or to rent on Amazon (It's worth the money). 

Monster Smash!

October 29, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 53.6 MB

To get into the halloween spirit, Scott and Aaron pit the Universal Studios movie monster lineup in a fight to the death.Who is the best monster of them all!?  

Beignets & Bakugo!

October 22, 2018 04:00 - 2 hours - 55.6 MB

A episode jam-packed with explosive awesomeness! Oh, and also Bakugo. 

Obligatory Top 5 Episode

October 15, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 54.9 MB

Scott and Aaron try to get personal by exploring five shows that represent our personalities. More Important than that, donate to Extra Life to help sick and injured kids in need: https://www.extra-life.org/team/38612