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Waffle Stomping Podcast

209 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago -

Drunk Canadian lad telling stories from a sad forklift certified life.

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Episodes

Day drunk tornado Tuesday, I drank listerine, murderer roommate

September 15, 2021 01:43 - 26 minutes - 24.9 MB

Day Drunk tornado Tuesday, drunk Jordan trashed his house, super drunk Jordan, Millionaire meth head, virtual reality stoned bus ride, pussy heartburn, crazy suicide chick, thief crazy slut, murder in my moms house , murder neighbor guy, jerk off monkey

My herpe is back, Dick flickin a pastor, Hunting Jesus, Bible camp 94’

August 23, 2021 20:49 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB

My herpes is back, kissing a witches toilet, bastard kid, pulled the fire alarm, my boss is a prick, killing shit on a first date, Hunting Jesus looks wild, Dine and dash drunk, gay dude wanted to fight me bro, crazy as a shit house rat, Church camp, bible baseball, Nintendo bible game, church sugar racket, kicked out of church camp, crazy church cunts , pastor Paul was a creep show, dick flippin a pastor

Cheeseburger shower, lunchtime threesome, Florida man challenge

August 23, 2021 17:47 - 19 minutes - 18.4 MB

Cheeseburger shower, fired over a threesome, lunchtime threesome, Florida man challenge, gold fish disease, eating until you die, Chinese tickle me Elmo, Banned toys, Grade 9 nut shots,

Viagra + Whiskey and a COVID shot, Thong thief, Bday bum sex

July 25, 2021 15:08 - 24 minutes - 23 MB

Co-worker porn, stealing panties l, dick dangle and a whore ring, 1000 milligrams of weed, weed heroine,

Day drinking with Jesus, white girl wasted, biker gangs scare me bro

July 02, 2021 16:41 - 23 minutes - 22.1 MB

Day drinking with Jesus, white girl wasted, Hawian pizza puke, 80 year old Irish drunk, 9am Caesar time, part time coke dealer, ripped off 3 grand, times I feared for my life, biker gangs are scary man,

Splash pad pedo, doctor touched my cock, I shit my pants and drank piss

June 18, 2021 19:00 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MB

Pedo kiddy pool, doctor touched my cock I should have trimmed my bush, I may die soon, I shit my pants and drank my piss again, using my car as a washroom, welp I shit myself again, got a job with a shitty bum home, throwing poop at 80 mph, jerking off to your neighbours, ninja puke, romantic whiskey nature walk, your mom hit on me bro,

Evil edibals, 700$ phone bill, rash on my nuts, we are hated

May 17, 2021 15:56 - 25 minutes - 24 MB

Native edibals, rash on my nuts, hallucinating at work, our first hater, 700$ phone bill, fake tinder account , selling panties online, 3rd party pantie salesmen, gay car salesmen

Down syndrome kids eat pussy, drunk movers, ninja weed pills

May 07, 2021 18:17 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

Ninja weed pills, I'm gonna die off weed!!, smoke crack with me bro, don't hire drunk movers, 26er and a a drunk house move, your mom fucked a cop! She's basically a cop, alcoholic movers, I'm gonna puke in that bush, I destroyed a family , whiskey makes me cry, fuck my family, the famous slut drink

Down syndrome kids eat pussy, I destroyed a family, running from the cops

May 07, 2021 18:17 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MB

Ninja weed pills, I'm gonna die off weed!!, smoke crack with me bro, don't hire drunk movers, 26er and a a drunk house move, your mom fucked a cop! She's basically a cop, alcoholic movers, I'm gonna puke in that bush, I destroyed a family , whiskey makes me cry, fuck my family, the famous slut drink

Undercover burger boy, childhood pranks, fuck the kids help phone

May 07, 2021 15:58 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MB

Boys talk about some childhood fun, insane people at the new job

Double condom cum, Period blood beard, my son dates fat girls, Redneck family photos

April 16, 2021 17:54 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MB

Lame Pregnancy/family photos, DMX is a crack head, your kid sucks at sports, psycho parents, robbed my the Mexican cartel, my son is a disappointment, double condom cum, drunk war hero

Tom fucked my wife, The magic school cum bus, peanut butter pussy juice

April 16, 2021 17:50 - 26 minutes - 24.8 MB

Who in this building fucked my wife!!, Tom fucked my wife, 9am drunk at work, pulling pud in public, Chris the creep show, I’m not jerking off seriously!, jerk off juice, the magic cum bus, cum candy and sperm suckers, the dark web is fucked bud, come over and fuck my wife, Brother cow fucker, Peanut butter Pussy juice, ugly people will fuck anything, the crazy stupid shit episode

Black out drunk episode, I give up on life, Meth house fire

April 11, 2021 01:11 - 46 minutes - 43.1 MB

The boys get a black out drunk and talk to a drunk vodka loving guy

Female guest!, Tracking device and dildos, Anal is a shitty time, dicks of all shapes and sizes

April 08, 2021 11:50 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MB

The boys have Denise on the show from California and ask every horrible question a guy has always wanted to ask a girl but can’t

Drunk babysitting, cookie dough and cocaine, ginger kids are evil

March 10, 2021 20:40 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MB

Jamaican intruder, cat attacked my cock, I'd be a horrible dad, drunk babysitting, single moms aren't worth it, ginger kid from hell, cookie dough and cocaine, don't kick out of a power bomb homie

My wife left me bro, 365 days of blow jobs, white trash softball team

March 10, 2021 20:22 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

Boys talk about Chris’s wife leaving him as well as some trailer trash softball

Google weed dealer, Pokémon go is gay, Nigerian stalker

March 10, 2021 20:06 - 24 minutes - 22.2 MB

Boys get drunk and talk about their shitty week

Our first shitty contest, F*ck 2020, Hooker humiliation\Pimp apology

January 19, 2021 21:02 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MB

Boys say fuck off to 2020 and talk about mags filthy hotel hooker story and the pimp that came to kill him after, also the boys have a new contest with free prizes and one “sweet” prize

Camp cocaine Canada, refund riots, gay wedding ambush

January 05, 2021 20:05 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MB

Camp cocaine Canada, freestyle rap battle bitches, no refund riots, police and pranks don’t mix, I smell a riot coming, no sleep/no food with booze is a bad game plan, gay wedding ambush

Poop tales from the web, Mormons don’t fuck around with Covid, Bradley Cooper is hot..No homo

December 28, 2020 19:05 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MB

Stealing delivery van high on heroine, crack heads breaking into shit and stealing my gas, morons don’t give a fuck about Covid, I’m a Mormon now...we had coffee and snacks, Bradley cooper meat scam , scamming pirate treasure, glass bottom boats are fucked, the origin of waffle stomping, funny poop sex everyone wants to do, Cleveland steamers are gross, the urban dictionary made me piss my pants laughing

Fuck vape pens, the weed fear, medically grown mushrooms, 250mg brownie from hell

December 20, 2020 21:02 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MB

Fuck vape pens, the weed fear, bubble baths, candles make stuff smell nice, Heineken Death threat, found lake beers, 250 MG weed brownies are horrible, medical shrooms from heaven, COVID test sucks balls

American/Canadian recap, smoking crack and fighting spiders, drunk game show

December 03, 2020 18:53 - 29 minutes - 27.6 MB

Boys talk about the cast they did with the half cut boys from California and a bunch of other stupidness

Canadian drunks meet American drunks AKA the long episode

November 24, 2020 20:19 - 1 hour - 69.8 MB

the boys from the half cut podcast join us to talk earthquakes/midgets and other drunken shenanigans

Cheap cunts, 99 minute pizza pocket, Jizzy’s insane

November 11, 2020 19:20 - 36 minutes - 33.9 MB

Tornado, don't touch your girls desert, cheap cunts, turning a thousand dollar idea into 6$, drinking on a empty stomach, drunk sleep walking adventure, Halloween and jizzy's craziness

Off the sober wagon onto the whiskey train,American drunks meet Canadian drunks, nazi cop

October 12, 2020 17:38 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MB

Minimum wage rage, boys get drunk as fuck, almost killing a sexy chick, government weed is horrible

Fuck sobriety, screech stand in dick porn, my phone got hacked

October 12, 2020 17:33 - 26 minutes - 24.8 MB

Government weed, intervention show makes me feel great, famous people can be cool and cunts...12 hours of straight jerking off on meth

Fuck sobriety, screech stand in dick porn, East Indians hacked my phone

October 12, 2020 17:33 - 26 minutes - 24.8 MB

Government weed, intervention show makes me feel great, famous people can be cool and cunts...12 hours of straight jerking off on meth

A ghost cock blocked me ,alien touched my butthole, the government knows about ghosts bro!!!

September 13, 2020 19:29 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MB

Boys talks about ghosts and UFO stories from there childhood with a work ghost story

A ghost cock blocked me ,alien touched my butthole, the government knows about ghosts bud!!

September 13, 2020 19:29 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MB

Boys talks about ghosts and UFO stories from there childhood with a work ghost story

Garbage Dump hamster : a Disney movie, Grounded? My parents beat my ass, Cat Serial killer!!

September 13, 2020 19:24 - 22 minutes - 21.1 MB

Stupid pets, snitching on dumb friends, old women going insane and killing cats , my mom is an Irish snap show

Sobriety sucks, homeless man bubble bath, buying porn is awkward, German fans are in the house!!

September 13, 2020 19:19 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MB

Staying sobers sucks, sleeping pills are legit great, homeless man bubble bath, swat team silliness, weed fear is horrible

Bachelor party insanity, Cummy T-shirt, Ireland trip, I shit my pants

September 08, 2020 18:25 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MB

Cummy T-shirt,Ireland drunk trip,wheel chairs and bar fights,I shit my pants, fancy ass dining, bachelor party craziness , drunk sleep piss walking

Quitting the drink, pooping in peace,toilet trouble hijinks

September 08, 2020 17:57 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MB

9am drinking, shitting privacy ,roommate fight club , toilet Hijinks, upper decking a toilet

Shit falling off cars, best friends that need to be punched, and beat downs

August 28, 2020 19:59 - 32 minutes - 30.5 MB

Boys talk about wild driving adventures as well as some shit friends that only follow the popular cock in highschool

Selling shit online, asians can ball out!, people in this world are dumb

August 16, 2020 02:32 - 26 minutes - 24.7 MB

Boys talk about horrible online sales, their good bud Jason’s Asian magic ping pong abilities as well as his Chinese restaurant, how fucking dumb people are in this world

Day drinking, fucked teachers from highschool with a splash of pedophile bus drivers

August 16, 2020 02:25 - 26 minutes - 24.6 MB

The lads talk of insane lesbian teachers, pedophile bus drivers and almost being abducted as children

Beer/ghost pepper shits, getting fired from jobs, hanging out with famous people

August 11, 2020 17:15 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB

See above title

Fucked roommate stories with a bit of forbidden drug tales and a blended big Mac fiasco

August 08, 2020 00:27 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MB

Boys talk about DMT, pill addicted roomies and a splash of heaven and hell....also the broken jaw Big Mac

Late night ninja jerk off,jelly bean sex and the karma death of a bully

August 03, 2020 20:16 - 27 minutes - 25.5 MB

Boys talks some wild stories about karma and the frustration of not getting sex

Unthinkable tattoos, drugs and near rape on vacation

August 01, 2020 21:25 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB

Be carful in the islands my friends!!!! The boys talk vacation stories and people with fucked tattoos

Puke party,dick off competition,kayne has lost his god damn mind

August 01, 2020 13:57 - 26 minutes - 24.2 MB

Pretty much the episode title

Dead bodies and stupid shit we would steal in high school

July 31, 2020 20:36 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB

Boys talk about past jobs they’ve had and a few story’s from high school..oh and a dead body story

Mini me porn,steroid troubles and bad news

July 19, 2020 05:51 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MB

Tales of a taser, crazy porn and mini me

Don’t do steroids kids..they make you do weird things

July 19, 2020 05:51 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MB

Tales of a taser, crazy porn and mini me

Scammers and more mail order brides

July 19, 2020 05:48 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

As said above

Cleaning robots are fucked, drunk tank, homeless Toronto people on St pats day

July 19, 2020 05:29 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

Read the title lol

Cleaning robots are fucked, tales from the drunk tank

July 19, 2020 05:29 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

Read the title lol

Robot shit/bad stories

July 19, 2020 05:29 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

Read the title lol

Mail order brides, A Iraq dictator story and the best Dr Phil story ever

July 19, 2020 04:55 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

Read the title lol come on!!!!

Mail order brides and wide sided women

July 19, 2020 04:55 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MB

I’m stoned..what was the question?