Valley Boys Podcast
126 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago -Comedian Dave Weasel and friends bring you takes of current events and tell horrible stories from their lives
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Episodes
#066: DUI at the Drive Thru
January 15, 2022 07:19 - 26 minutes - 48.5 MBFeeling under the weather, the discuss a woman's DUI in a car full of kids, writing your own obituary, and how Valley Boys listeners are the ugliest in all podcasts
#065: No Year’s Resolution
January 01, 2022 00:18 - 1 hour - 124 MBThe boys address the online rumours about Brandon having sexual relations with raccoons (started by Dave), smuggling cocaine with your penis, and catcalling
#064: Way of the Road, Bubs
December 18, 2021 03:33 - 29 minutes - 53.9 MBThe boys discuss a possible "dating" app for truck drivers in parking lots, Yelp reviews for sex workers, and a marriage app that rates your ex's dumps
#063: Two Curvy Boys
December 11, 2021 00:25 - 1 hour - 118 MBThe boys talk about Dave getting his Twitter hacked and losing his verified badge, appropriating being called "curvy" instead of fat, and robbing a pizza delivery driver with an ax.... for the pizza
Dumpster Diving #1: METH
December 03, 2021 23:04 - 21 minutes - 39.9 MBIn a new segment, Dave gives a history lesson of meth and goes through the wildest news stories involving the drug
#062: Shout Out To Wednesday
November 25, 2021 18:52 - 1 hour - 114 MBThe boys cheers Dave's late cat Wednesday, talk about which Disney princesses have the worst farts, and times they've ruined family holidays.
#061: Let‘s Go... BRANDON?
November 19, 2021 19:18 - 1 hour - 125 MBThe boys talk about pee jugs and lot lizards, Kyle Rittenhouse, and wasting money on weddings when the divorce will cost more.
#057: Dodger Riot
October 16, 2021 00:15 - 52 minutes - 96.2 MBThe boys talk about LA riots over winning baseball games, a nurse fired for farting under hypnosis, and a case of domestic abuse in a sumo suits.
#056 Tribute to Dallas
October 15, 2021 04:11 - 1 hour - 111 MBThey discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late Greyhound.
#056: Dallas Tribute
October 08, 2021 23:24 - 1 hour - 111 MBThey discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late pet Greyhound.
#056: Dallas Tribute
October 08, 2021 22:13 - 1 hour - 110 MBThey discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late Greyhound.
#055: The Dump Truck
October 01, 2021 01:43 - 1 hour - 113 MBThe boys talk about penis recognition software, desert orgies, and Dave soliciting drugs on Instagram
#054: Old Man Weasel
September 25, 2021 04:47 - 56 minutes - 103 MBThe boys talk about stealing perscription medicine, destroying a Walmart on a hotwired forklift, and Amazon drone delivered cocaine
Dave Solo Episode
September 17, 2021 07:27 - 53 minutes - 98.2 MBWhile Brandon is in New Mexico shoving cacti up his butt, Dave is left alone to talk about Norm MacDonald, the Texas abortion ban, and calling his friends Judge Jarrett and Meerkat Jimmy
#053: Dave Solo Episode
September 17, 2021 07:27 - 53 minutes - 98.2 MBWhile Brandon is in New Mexico shoving cacti up his butt, Dave is left alone to talk about Norm MacDonald, the Texas abortion ban, and calling his friends Judge Jarrett and Meerkat Jimmy
#052: Sky Pig
September 02, 2021 23:42 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal
052: Sky Pig
September 02, 2021 23:42 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal
#051: Florida Olympics
August 11, 2021 01:48 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe boys speculate on what made-up sports would be in the Florida Olympics, the cost of finding a 'sugar daddy', and first WTF moments during sex
#050: We Know What The L Stands For
August 05, 2021 03:15 - 57 minutes - 105 MBThe boys talk about worst dates, rename Olympic softball teams based on MLB names, and exploiting yourself in a dollar store.
#049: Final Davestination
July 27, 2021 16:31 - 59 minutes - 109 MBThe boys talk about Dave's heatstroke, someone getting stabbed for farting, and Joe Biden dropping bombs instead of green cards
#048: Whitesplaining
July 16, 2021 05:50 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe boys talk about the "Pope Olympics", robbing stores with a mysterious syringe, and smuggling drugs through your penis
#047: Hockey Is America's Game
July 09, 2021 18:51 - 59 minutes - 108 MBThe boys talk about their best/worst ideas while drunk/high, sending nudes, and how the only thing Dave will ever invent is a new STD
#046: Dishing The Dirt
July 02, 2021 19:44 - 59 minutes - 108 MBThe boys are finally able to speak about their former network, as it's in the news anyway.
#045: Words We Can't Say
June 18, 2021 18:41 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe boys celebrate joining a new network by testing what words will get beeped out, stupid bets on sports, and doing standup right after better comedians
#044: Corporate Pride Month
June 03, 2021 23:37 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe boys talk about corporations turned Pride Month into a branded holiday, the pointless Friends reunion, and how Dave catfished men on Tinder with his sister's picture to bring people to a comedy show.
#043: Brandon The Homewrecker
May 30, 2021 16:46 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe boys talk about new bands stealing from old ones, breaking up with spouses after going to drug rehab, and Brandon ruining someone's marriage with his penis.
#042: Weekly Weigh In
May 20, 2021 04:32 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe boys discuss unsolicited tit pics, NHL playoffs, keto, Brandon's un-marriage advice, and being back on stage for standup comedy
#041: Physical Personality Traits
May 14, 2021 18:52 - 54 minutes - 99.8 MBThe Boys talk about being naked in Zoom meetings, Monday morning DUIs, wost sports fans, and a comedian's racist tirade.
#040: Hot Boy Summer
May 06, 2021 04:41 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe boys discuss comedian draft picks, Japan's study on penis size, Elon Musk, NOFX, and Brandon's near hate crime while surfing
#040: Dicks Out For Hot Boy Summer
May 06, 2021 04:41 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe boys discuss comedian draft picks, Japan's study on penis size, Elon Musk, NOFX, and Brandon's near hate crime while surfing
#039: Trying to Catch One
April 30, 2021 18:08 - 59 minutes - 110 MBThe boys talk about porn parodies, Dave recites a vulgar short story he wrote for a school project, comedians moving to Austin TX, and Michael Jackson.
#039: Trying to Catch a Dick
April 30, 2021 18:08 - 59 minutes - 110 MBThe boys talk about porn parodies, Dave recites a vulgar short story he wrote for a school project, comedians moving to Austin TX, and Michael Jackson.
#038: Fat Girl Energy
April 24, 2021 03:18 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe boys talk about their worst vacations, farting on airplanes, Brandon's DUI, and Ben Shapiro's tiny wood.
#038: Farting on Airplanes
April 24, 2021 03:18 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe boys talk about their worst vacations, farting on airplanes, Brandon's DUI, and Ben Shapiro's tiny wood.
#037: Tumblr Manifesto
April 15, 2021 06:10 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe boys talk about getting a woman fired from Lyft, Streaming services, opposite sex paradoxes, and Newsom's recall
#036: Tumblr Manifesto
April 15, 2021 06:10 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe boys talk about getting a woman fired from Lyft, Streaming services, opposite sex paradoxes, and Newsom's recall
#036: I'm Dr. Dre's Daughter
April 10, 2021 04:09 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe boys argue over who is more white trash, $50k NBA fines for mean DMs, and how to suck your way into becoming a billionaire
#035: Too Old For Matt Gatez
April 01, 2021 05:32 - 59 minutes - 110 MBIn honor of Matt Gatez, the boys rehash their drunkest stories, describe crazy encounters in LA, and how they'd fake a personal injury lawsuit
#034: Lesbian Chicken
March 26, 2021 07:20 - 59 minutes - 108 MBThe boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself.
#034: Chicken
March 26, 2021 07:20 - 59 minutes - 108 MBThe boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself.
#033: St. Fatrick's Day
March 17, 2021 07:34 - 59 minutes - 110 MBThe boys talk about sexual public nudity, gender reveal deaths, and have a toilet flushing political debate. Sorry.
#032: Nickel Night
February 27, 2021 21:59 - 57 minutes - 105 MBThe boys talk about online death threats, their worst jobs, stealing back engagement rings, and prostitute pricing scales.
#031 Marijuana Intervention
February 11, 2021 03:37 - 59 minutes - 110 MBThe boys talk about Brandon's experience as a crematorium operator, Dave's tales from standup, farts in the news, and "curators" making money by stealing jokes from comedians.
#030 Dirty Thirty
February 05, 2021 04:02 - 59 minutes - 108 MBThe boys discuss Dave's foiled plot to start an Only Fans scheme, Brandon argues his prostitute habit over dating, Kim Jeong Newsom, and Biden's first two weeks.
#029: Work of "God"
January 22, 2021 02:22 - 1 hour - 113 MBThe boys talk about the presidential transition, predictions for the year, commie bastards, and how Brandon might be the Nightstalker
#028 Return of the Blackburn
January 15, 2021 04:02 - 1 hour - 132 MBBrandon Blackburn - former CIA officer, Live PD producer, and current Dave's standup agent joins the boys to talk about the shitshow of current events. It's a bloodbath
#27: King of the Capitol Hill
January 08, 2021 05:28 - 1 hour - 112 MBThe boys talk about social media influence, old jokes biting you in the ass, politics, and Brandon suspects Dave will convert to Republican
#027: King of the Capitol Hill
January 08, 2021 05:28 - 1 hour - 112 MBThe boys talk about social media influence, old jokes biting you in the ass, politics, and Brandon suspects Dave will convert to Republican
#026: Holiday Special
December 22, 2020 22:24 - 1 hour - 123 MBThe boys talk about getting drunk and ruining Christmas, California lockdowns, and Brandon's hatred for Gavin Newsom
#025 The Saucy Ape
December 10, 2020 23:33 - 1 hour - 125 MBThe boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction.