Begun, the Donk War has...
They stole our Donks...
We never wanted for this to happen...
We gave them the chance for peace...
They weren't interested.
So now we must fight.

The Donk War is upon us. We do not know who will be left standing at the end of this. We ask all our followers to now rally behind the Donkcast, and stand up to the evil empire of the Donkline. This Valentine's day, make war, not love.

Felix Faillace, Adam Tamimi and Roman Bannock, are joined by the mighty DJ Northern Line, who has harsh words and even harsher donks for his arch nemesis DJ SOUTHERN RAIL (rip).