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67 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 59 ratingsNYC comedian Alvin Kuai speaks before he thinks.
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Episodes
MODEL UNITED NATIONS
October 30, 2020 03:27 - 15 minutes - 13.5 MBAlvin talks about how he tried to get laid at Model UN conferences in high school.
CHEATING IN SCHOOL
October 30, 2020 03:27 - 19 minutes - 17.4 MBAlvin talks about how comedians are ugly af and all the times he's cheated in school.
PUNCH HIM IN THE TAINT
October 30, 2020 03:27 - 20 minutes - 18 MBAlvin talks about fat guys in the UFC and Hong Kong action movies.
WORK WORK WORK WORK
October 30, 2020 03:27 - 21 minutes - 18.7 MBAlvin talks about his experiences as a management consultant. If you've worked in an office, this episode is a must listen.
BILLIONAIRE
October 30, 2020 03:26 - 11 minutes - 10 MBAlvin talks about why he respects gold diggers and how life would be like with lots of money.
TASTING BOOTY
October 30, 2020 03:26 - 17 minutes - 15.5 MBAlvin ponders if getting your ass eaten counts as cheating... and other stuff.
BOMBING ONSTAGE
October 30, 2020 03:26 - 22 minutes - 19.7 MBAlvin tells stories of bombing onstage and crackheads on the NYC subways.
GETTING HIGH AF
October 30, 2020 03:26 - 18 minutes - 16.5 MBAlvin talks about the first time he did an edible and his lungs collapsing.
LIVING IN A CAVE
October 30, 2020 03:25 - 16 minutes - 14.8 MBAlvin talks about living with 5 roommates, speaking Chinese, and high schoolers on TikTok.
BEING A CREEP
October 30, 2020 03:25 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MBAlvin tells a cringy story about flirting with his crush back in college. He also talks about horse fetishes and hipsters.
PILOT
October 30, 2020 03:24 - 16 minutes - 14.5 MBAlvin talks about autistic people dating, racial tension between Asians and Black people, and other JUICY topics. wap.
ASIAN VS BLACK PEOPLE
October 30, 2020 03:24 - 16 minutes - 14.5 MBAlvin talks about autistic people dating, racial tension between Asians and Black people, and other JUICY topics. wap.
I AM THE NEXT JERRY SEINFELD
September 15, 2020 09:00 - 18 minutes - 41.6 MBAlvin does observational comedy in a Jerry Seinfeld voice.
AMERICA"S NEXT DADDY
September 11, 2020 12:00 - 22 minutes - 19.9 MBAlvin talks the 2020 election... and picking fights after you've sharted.
GETTING HIGH AF (START HERE)
August 28, 2020 14:52 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MBAlvin talks about the first time he did an edible and his lungs collapsing. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alvin-kuai/support
ASIANS VS BLACKS
August 25, 2020 14:45 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MBAlvin talks about autistic people dating, racial tension between Asians and Black people, and other JUICY topics. wap. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alvin-kuai/support