Unnatural 20's
241 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 33 ratingsWelcome to Unnatural 20’s, a comedy podcast where we leave the fate of each episode up to the rolls of a d20. Join these level 1 adventurers who are just as clueless on these quests as they are in real life. Laugh along with these nerdy friends as they get together weekly to joke their way through this stage of life. You can join in on the adventure by sending “quests” to [email protected]. Roll with us!
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Episodes
Comic Con Year 2: The Con is Still On
July 27, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 77.3 MBWe may not have been able to hit the streets of Comic-Con this year, but that's not going to stop us from bringing you that exclusive, fully researched, 100% accurate Comic-Con news! So scan your badge and get ready to join the party as we get permission to roll down a hill, up the offer with a dropkick, baby bird some info into your ears, tell of the Bagel War battle wounds, live like a teenager, find our corn soulmate, stage a trojan horse with a rock, overthrow our lizard father, sign up ...
A Market for Fools
July 20, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBWhat happens when you set some absolute fools loose on a supermarket gameshow? Apparently it's this. So get ready to load up your cart and join the party as we swallow the whole store, sacrifice our bodies for 10 cents, follow the new Taylor stair standard, realize we can still make our dreams come true, fail to be the adult in the situation, become the NPC by default, sign up for a bad science experiment, fear the children who recognize their power, witness as fathers take back their day, f...
The Acronym Wars
July 13, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.6 MBLast week started a dangerous game and this DM is here to play! Get ready to understand us on a deeper level and join the party as we chase down a parrot, make the phonetic spelling valid, yell nom nom in times of exuberance, become terrible wizards, accept Tim into our lives, read more to learn more, appreciate supportive D&D parties, get amazed by eggs, channel power from a unicorn, laugh at the chickle, get particular about pickles, create our dream amusement parks, find the cuddly pets, ...
G.R.E.G.
July 06, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBWhen the DM sought out advice from the internet on what the theme of this episode should be, there was one resounding theme swirling in the consciousness of all. Greg. It was always going to be Greg, but we're not sure if this is what you all had in mind. Get ready to emulate and join the party as we suffer a great nugget misfortune, try to be a princess, turn our back on a kitchen appliance, replace appendages the Star Wars way, introduce the illuminary glitter and glow legs, live like chin...
Decisions, Decisions
June 29, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.2 MBOur DM is overwhelmed by all of the decisions that come with planning a wedding and she has called on the other two to show off their planning prowess. Grab your favorite planner and join the party as we interview to get the gig, try to live up to our reputation, introduce chaos and it's counterpart crying, build 8 walls of love, dance in the middle of the aisle, discover that TikToks are good?, appreciate laughing with friends, create the perfect wedding dress, remember our old attempts at ...
The Cob
June 22, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBThis week we are entering the cob. What is The Cob exactly? We're not sure, but the DM is promising a popping good time so grab some butter and join the party as we have an event in our lives, tip over the bourgeoisie's boats, body slam into a dog bowl, dip the towel, take a second shot at the day, regretfully slap some butter on, bring the office to you, feel protected by padded walls, get a corndog surprise, visit our weirdest alternate universe to date, get into the tag game, let us be ho...
DM Rulez
June 15, 2020 07:00 - 51 minutes - 65 MBThe DM is fully in charge and setting all the rulez for this episode. Get ready to follow along and join the party as we bring the bragadocious attitude, do a bagel burn down, learn of a new Bo Peep, zoom panic, over compliment to compensate, take up the dark arts for revenge, find a new paperweight, blackmail our stepdad, cutoff Twilight talk, witness Big Bird's revenge, save Batman from being stuck, read books and eat french toast sticks, find out who was the nerdiest in high school, meet ...
Black Lives Matter
June 08, 2020 07:00 - 11 minutes - 18.2 MBWhy is this audio file so long? The time from the last word of the statement to the last second of the track totals 8 minutes and 46 seconds. 8 minutes and 46 seconds doesn't sound like a long time until you are confronted with just how long it can drag on. 8 minutes and 46 seconds is how long it took to end George Floyd's life [https://www.8m46s.com]. At the Scavengers Network, we support the nationwide protests against police brutality; because Black Lives Matter. It is not enough to...
Vampire Dad
June 01, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBThe DM put us through a dad test to see if we have what it takes to be our own dads but she was not prepared for the dads we would grow to be. So fire up that grill and join the party as we apply the Detective Pikachu theory, buy a footbag, blame the family dog, dance on a video call, bond through dancing, take our opportunity to run, get our pets pet rocks, go on a conspiracy quests, disappoint the local college dad, practice Harvard law, pass off the research, share our punspirations, find...
A Magical Chest
May 25, 2020 07:00 - 55 minutes - 65.6 MBAfter all this time adventuring, the DM decided that it was probably time we got some good gear! Unfortunately the gear may not be as magical as promised. Make sure to keep the receipt and join the party as we visit the lady in the lake, keep all sharp object safely stowed, betray the body, remember to never change, enable bad pee habits, blend in while also standing out, mic up the ocean, see where men put their energy, immerse ourselves in Nemo land, step to Pride and Prejudice, immediatel...
Damage Gladly Taken
May 18, 2020 07:00 - 59 minutes - 64.9 MBThis is the only episode where the party decided to revolt against the theme and agreed to take the damage that resulted. Get ready to fight the renaissance and join the party as we protect the lambs, get a lil scrambly, offer a bootyful snack, get dunked on by grandma, go for the bucky aesthetic, stand boldly as trash loving raccoons, copy the best, mention the rock that wasn't, meet the mountain mans babies, learn of a new type of tooth fairy, get some raving reviews, support the ballsac d...
No Friend Zone
May 11, 2020 07:00 - 58 minutes - 73.2 MBDo you wanna play a game? What if that game was almost guaranteed to ruin any friendship? Not interested? The party wasn't either! But go ahead and shuffle the deck anyways and join this reluctant party as we debate the broken worm theory, pinky swear on a broken pinky, take credit for a lightsaber, casually jump back in time, focus on sweaty armpits, immediately get judged for our trivia knowledge, refuse to fact check, question the seven dwarves, become throwable, get cast as Mojo Jojo, be...
Flower Friends
May 04, 2020 07:00 - 57 minutes - 75.2 MBHe who builds the greatest flower will get to be the greatest friend! The game is clear so get ready to photosynthesize and join the party as we get shut down immediately, create a cupcake friend, be the beanstalk, try to jump ahead, describe a new (not great) texture, pick a new Crayola color, appreciate KK covers of all types, nerd out in completely different directions, use sticky flower attack, get blessed by a kid, try to solve the fish tank dilemma, find a new excuse for not answering ...
Super Pals
April 27, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 78 MBWe are straight puffed with power in this episode after the DM let loose some radioactive spiders! Grab your cape and join the party as we create some overlooked yet very useful superpowers, ask an important dolphin question, go on a Google journey, beg for a normal title, share our suburban mom guilty pleasure, confuse the T with the Cube, check in with mom, watch the restaurants adapt, come back extra smooth from the break, celebrate low budget productions, get saved by karaoke, create the...
Nifty Spliffy
April 20, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 80.8 MBIt's our favorite holiday and we're celebrating with a new friend! So get ready to kick it and join the party as we live our nightmare fail, create a dog park legacy, get swol hips, create a human interaction warning system, get motivated by gym smells, hear the worst pitch in shark tank history, put an adult on the line, receive some judgment-free advice, go with our first solution, turn a trip into a bit, ruin Katelynn with a handstand challenge, send an instant message for proof, design t...
The Great Podcast Bake Off
April 13, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 84.4 MBYeah, that's right. The DM decided it was time for this. So grab your sourdough starter kit and join the party for this competitive, auditory, baking competition as we bring a new energy to the pod, ask you take our feet like it's our last resort, welcome sabotage, send Katelynn off on a bangvoyage, get power from out lightsabers, don the royal rain attire, forget about rainboots, find a way to never be wrong again, reward adults with a trip to the treasure chest, shame our friends into bein...
Sorry Charlie
April 06, 2020 07:00 - 53 minutes - 64.7 MBThis whole episode is centered on us learning from our failures so the DM decided to make sure that we fail a lot. So get ready to reflect and join the party as we celebrate Charlies, turn to the tuna boy, find the mascot we relate to, get a not so bad scenario, accuse our neighbors, mistake Tide Pods for narcotics, break the rules of the podcast, selflessly share knowledge, tell the tale of the neck brace birthday, get consoled by Ryan Seacrest, deny Tom Nook, download the coolest library a...
Animal Crossing: Frenemies
March 30, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBFriends who build an island together, sabotage each other? Grab your fishing pole and join the party as we get a great interest rate, become a squeaky toy, supply some punk rock island vibes, convert into an amphibian, meet up with the ice cream man who supplies it all, call for the soup man during the cold times, ignore our guests, insult a buff lion, pull a tarantula prank, steal the coveted froggy chair, get disappointed by wallpaper, turn snakes into eels, become delighted by cabbage, vi...
A Novel Romance
March 23, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBIn a world that is in need of a short escape, can two unlikely characters come together and find...love? Tune in and join the adventure as we find the clue in the name, create a new measuring system, get introduced to the fun guy, design the cutest meet-cute, roll on glass, celebrate those who are extra, swap out a love triangle, calm down on the murder, appreciate some quarantine content, find our Squirrel Girl, pad our LinkedIn resumes, flat out say no, learn of a healing dog, protect the ...
Comment Cards
March 16, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBWe started a comment card policy and are adapting to what you sent as we go! So drop a card in the box and join the party as we reveal our real laughs, get one last pun in, solve our egg problem, bring shame upon our enemies, begrudgingly support Katelynn, harness our unstoppable cuteness, live on through our Pokemon, give the podcast to our kids, get haunted by Go Dogs Go, realize that leaves are the denim for trees, bring some physical comedy to the pod, share first impressions, copyright ...
Per Capita
March 09, 2020 07:00 - 56 minutes - 63.9 MBWe're learning from our Icelandic friend and would now like to claim this episode as the one with the most jokes per capita. So get ready to work the system and join the party as we sign up for a wet mess, get an all in one horoscope, say only the words we can read, find an undeniably great transition, listen to some rude tales, learn that one is not enough, receive an endorsement, study blind love, get turned right around, force you to listen to a song, discover babies on wheels, leave the...
Catchphrases
March 02, 2020 08:00 - 48 minutes - 54.1 MBWe're back with an extra charming episode full of fun catchphrases and aphorisms which we are throwing out with no ulterior motive whatsoever! So get ready to join the party as we up our cute factor, get invited to an afternoon delight, learn some new vocab words, do a popcorn punch, catch the pacifier thief, learn about the worm who wouldn't let Jesus into the stable, get scared of taters, file a cease and desist against an aquarium, appreciate the ninja tooters, witness a scooter crash, su...
Scavengers Scramble
February 24, 2020 08:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBThings have gotten a little scrambly at U20's which means you all are adventuring with a new crew this week! Some lovely members from the Scavengers Network have taken over our feed and are here to take you on an enchanting journey so grab your adventuring pack and join the new party as they find the succulent wigs, edit in laughs, get too dramatic for the microphones, find more at Bed Bath and Beyond, shut it down right at the start, donate instead of torture, envision flat dice, stay the o...
Reports & Revenge: An Office Battle
February 17, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBBooks got jealous that she didn't get to fight her boss so she created the ultimate boss battle for us. So get ready to enter the arena and join the party as we descend into rolly chair madness, build a pillow fortress, research celebrities, share our notebook tendencies, find out about Katelynn's past rap career, try to determine what a rubber band booty is, successfully pull an ant prank, meet the pig who was to be food but became king instead, learn about the buck beginning of Valentine's...
Sleepy Mad Libs
February 10, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBHave you been looking for a chaotic guided sleep meditation to help fall asleep? Of course you have! And we're here to help! So snuggle up with your favorite blanket and join the party as we learn about the boat sides, get past our writers block, put a positive spin on things, creatively clear out a building, send those good bird links, free corn, get heartworms, enter Donkey's inferno, realize that dragons need love too, appreciate dogs eating apples, almost rise above a penis joke, find a ...
The Triangle
February 03, 2020 08:00 - 58 minutes - 66.4 MBJoin us for this totally new and unique social experiment where each contestant can choose to either play as themselves or as their alter ego! Get ready to set up your profile and join the adventure as we find beauty in landfills, get sloppy with coworkers, impress our class, lose the element of surprise, wonder if teeth are just the crustaceans of our mouths, get the cutest elephant fact, follow Mr. Peanit into battle, enter the punching season, learn about superlatives, refuse to remember ...
Punch Your Boss
January 27, 2020 08:00 - 56 minutes - 63.2 MBThere's about to be a what? Boss fight! Meet us outside and join the party as we pay Gritty to be our hitman, mourn the monocled man with a 21 dunk salute, create the new holy trinity of punching, crank that anxiety up to 100, fight to keep our jobs, turn to Google in our time of need, designate the knife filled ball pits, decide to never leave a piece of our dog behind, buy an actual shark tank, sign up for the murder escape room of our dreams, celebrate the cheap and thoughtful with friend...
Jellicle Choice
January 20, 2020 08:00 - 56 minutes - 63.6 MBJellicles can and jellicles do and guess what y'all...we did it! That's right it's a Cats themed episode and only one of us is excited about it. So get ready to join the party for the night of the jellicle ball as we share our ideal podcaster form, go back to the cream scene, resist the urge to trash talk, lament on missed opportunities, join the dark side and party, take joy from the kids, put those checks in the sand, pay others to make us look professional, bring zippers to the club, gath...
Will You Accept This Refrigerator?
January 13, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 79.3 MBIn the most dramatic episode of U20s history, a surprise character shows up to try and get the final rose and become Book's best friend. So let us steal you away and join the party as we learn what colors grow up to be, pad our resumes, store our baggage in new places, get a message from the universe to take a bath, meet our local vigilante at Starbucks, attempt to play in the space but get put in a corner instead, make a New Years friends, resurrect an old play and an old pig, ditch town me...
The Rise of Shrubbery
January 06, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBA long time ago in an RSS feed far, far away... there was an awakening of a shrub but now, that very shrub needs to be saved by his friends. So pick a path to travel on and join the party as we respond to the thrub, eat a spy, solve the classic philosophical dilemma of crusty old man or adorable baby, get a swiss cheese hand, capitalize on squid, stone Anakin in the square, be more like Jesus, keep it in the family, save another sound clip for blackmail, enter zero dark groundhog day, live f...
reSOLUTIONS
December 30, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBNew Years is the perfect time to celebrate, reflect, transform, and... sacrifice?? Our DM is displaying her creative problem-solving skills with a new ritual that she claims will bring us luck in the new year. Stay on your toes and join the party as we enter a high stakes game, get punished for telling the truth, discover questionable substances on our clothes, implement Looney Tunes tactics into the CIA, hire The Hammer, find some punny pigs, make the easiest decision of our life, tell the ...
Naughty or Nice
December 23, 2019 08:00 - 58 minutes - 67 MBSanta is waiting until the very last minute to determine if we are naughty or nice and we're not really sure if this episode is helping. Get ready to check that list and join the party as we take pride in a new job title, boldly claim to be the reason of the season, fearfully get behind the wheel, get swol for the grocery store, look beyond Bigfoot's exterior, find our long lost dad, identify the cauliflower monster amongst us, display the two types of motivation, meet the bee that inspired ...
F(riends) in the Chat
December 16, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBDrop an F in the chat for this group of fools who thought that they could put their friendship to the test and show off how much they know about each other. Grab your cheat sheet and join the party as we witness something magical, give off a clarinet vibe, bring shame to our families, create a car with an allergy warning, wuv something only when you're good at it, make a necessary blood sacrifice, get excited for the end of a saga, draw the line at dirty bananas, sit on top a new throne, cre...
Operation Nanny
December 09, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBThese three agents are on an important mission and they might just succeed (if they are able to find a nanny that is). Grab your utility belt and join the party as we fly in style, rely on our wits and charm, never let anything slip through, make a mashed potato mess, get protective over nicknames, scream to fill the void, turn cornified, find love on aisle 57, decide to make an enemy instead of a friend, get too enthusiastic about revenge, arm the children, laugh at babies in tubes, apprec...
Past, Present, and Chaos
December 02, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBWe're reflecting and celebrating our show as we come up on our 2-year anniversary with a little help from some new friends. So study the highlight reel and join the party as we find the joyball, bring the bitterness, embody chaos, fail at ghost school, try to heal from our past, remember the fuzzy times, decide to never join a choir, get flashback from middle school, find the accent we can do, change it to a threesome, unlock the real escape goat, receive late redemption, display poor naming...
Preparation Holidays
November 25, 2019 08:00 - 55 minutes - 62.7 MBWe're spreading more than just joy as we get ready to go into this holiday season. So don the proper attire and join the party as we make some undirected entrances, fail at the rule of threes, get burned by Karen, harness flat ass power, raise a balloon arch, lose our identity, learn opossumtongue, get haunted by a fleshy slim jim, contemplate life during interesting times, find an IHS (improvised hacky sack), gift wrap what matters, break the DM, gain a running partner, get hamsters drunk, ...
Found Treasure
November 18, 2019 08:00 - 57 minutes - 65.3 MBOne person's trash is another's treasure and one DM's treasure hunt is a terrifying mission to her fellow cohosts. Get a look at the map and join the party as we find the real prize, show our kind natures, work too hard at failing, be brave kids, get two throwbacks for the price of one, ditch the zero and get with the door kicker, come on time, change ants on a log forever, learn to contrite, give the monkies what they deserve, place power in the wrong hands, become basic witches, get enthus...
Tour De Cl(ass)
November 11, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBOur DM is showing us the finest sights from around the world in her magic tram. So keep your hands and feet inside and join the party as we fight over the snack, honor grandma fashion, find joy in mirrors, wuv specific Christmas lights, enjoy weird photoshoots, ixnay, learn about olive warts, find the sleep apnea frog, relate to the gross ones, get pity points, devise our next dating experiment, visit the interactive fountain of the lord, become perplexed by turtle anatomy, study under the a...
Reverse The Curse
November 04, 2019 08:00 - 58 minutes - 65.9 MBThe DM decided that it was time to get rid of the curse that has been plaguing our show and has called up the other two to help with the list of very specific and very authentic tasks. So grab your copy of the sacred texts and join the party as we go on a jumpsuit adventure, dunk on other towns, establish a healing atmosphere, rebuild Martha's dreams, dive for a piano, celebrate great legacies, concentrate on the beat, get changed by a pumpkin, find coast to coast wuvs, cautiously stay warm,...
One-Oh-Wonderful
October 28, 2019 07:00 - 55 minutes - 63.4 MBThe DM is trying to help us come down from our last episode and create a peaceful environment but the other two just aren't going to let that happen. Get ready to bring some chaotic energy and join the party as we let a live bear in the studio, throw a Viking funeral, create a clear division between superpower and disturbing bodily function, herald the story of the nut slayer, get shocked by old spoilers, try to placate the bear, willingly jump into the pit of despair, confirmation the spook...
Extreme Livestream
October 21, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 90.5 MBIt's our 100th episode and we're going big to celebrate! How are we going big you ask? So big that we couldn't have just one DM! So big that we had to livestream it!! So big that it was simply too much for 3 mics to handle!! But don't worry dear friends, the audio here on the feed turned out just fine. Yay podcasting!!! Come join the party as we gamble on real life, get directed towards drama, bring fanny back, titty shake in the middle of a pitch, discuss regretful bushes, get destroyed by ...
99 Problems But A D20 Ain't One
October 14, 2019 07:00 - 58 minutes - 66.8 MBIt's crunch time and our DM is putting us through a myriad of challenges to make sure that we're ready to hit the triple digits. Get ready for this Rocky-style training montage and join the party as we bring out a new persona, start a sippy cup revolution, pay extra for the pig treatment, take writing to the sheets, open our hearts to new experiences, get subdued by an accent, reject the corndog, disrespect mac n cheese, refuse to have a dinner party, live that Dr. Suess lifestyle, relive th...
Double Damage
October 07, 2019 07:00 - 56 minutes - 64.1 MBYou all requested* it and Katelynn is stepping up as DM to make sure that damage is dealt. Grab your hit dice and join the party as we work to supply those happy vibes, find the positive in damage, team up with secret agent squirrels, celebrate cute video game versions, find ways to tailor around the tail, sweep pigs off their feet, wrestle a magic carpet, repurpose tassels, call upon the PSL in our time of need, find Book's superpower, become lizard people, investigate the mysterious yeet, ...
Raid of Love
September 30, 2019 07:00 - 57 minutes - 65.6 MBWhat motivates a good raid? Is it the promise of money, secrets, unlimted snacks, or could it be...love? Grab everyone you know and join the party as we build a baked good ball pit, get swoll with elephants, live as vapes on the run, give sports to dogs, sign up as camp counselors at a murder camp, suck the life out of a vampire, cherish dog cuddles, get roasted at family game night, celebrate the greatest friendship, receive a bad omen desguised as a gift, throw porcelain dolls in the trash...
Cumabunga
September 23, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBGet ready for an episode bursting with information and join the party as we get in sync, dodge unwelcomed projectiles, sneeze out of our lane, celebrate the spooky season, try to unlearn some disturning information, visit our old poetry, sign up for double dutch therapy, scream with badgers, investigate our DM's browser history, realize the power of a G note, enhance the hacking, spearfish with our most prized possessions, ziplock ourselves up, choose to live in a jar, modify memorie...
Eat Don't Yeet
September 16, 2019 07:00 - 59 minutes - 68.7 MBWe've been tasked with a lot of important missions throughout the show, but this may be our biggest one yet. Will we be able to find who is responsible for the death of a beloved desk plant? Can we create a catchphrase for a generation? Spoiler: we think so. Get ready to plead the fifth and join the party as we exhibit a guilty conscience, create a one tree hill, go off-grid, plan a cryptid cruise, unlock Oreo's origin story, live out two magical realities as books, break it all going for go...
Mission Impossible: Chicken Protocol
September 09, 2019 07:00 - 55 minutes - 60.1 MBIn a world that's full of absurd action movies, only the U20's crew can step up and make a true masterpiece that stands out from all the rest. Try to track the plot and join the party as we take over the movie industry, cast the greatest heroes of our generation, flavor chicken with a specific amount of spices, try to avoid an explosive Christmas, drift to find love, get a spectral massage, discover who's been taking our socks, get doomsday tips, relax like artists, run a social experiment, ...
U20's University
September 02, 2019 07:00 - 55 minutes - 76.1 MBIt's back to school time and we're trying to prove that we're fools. So sharpen your pencil and join the party as we become star pupils, use the reward system, get tempted by triple t, lie online, make tired tattoo decisions, plan our eulogies, rep for scooters, regretfully finish a sausage, get greeted by a fat cat, react to a coffee emergency, have nightmares thanks to a vegetarian piranha, buy our degrees, become the cool teacher, join the tassel gang, create unsolvable mysteries, find ou...
To Catch A Bigfoot
August 26, 2019 07:00 - 55 minutes - 76.9 MBMany have gone before us and failed, but we are going to pull off what they could not. Yes friends, that is correct, today we are going to catch Bigfoot! So grab your camera and join the party as we thank the tv gods, mistake a gift for a threat, pick a side on the Sasquatch v Bigfoot debate, put the adults to bed, take our daily goodberry, find the magic in us, throw off our karma balance, rebuild our elementary school lessons and then immediately flex that knowledge, build it ourselves...
The Art of Driving Your Cohosts Insane
August 19, 2019 07:00 - 56 minutes - 77.3 MBWhen your fellow cohosts refuse to go on an adventure with you, there's only one thing you can do to get back at them and that's publically shame them for not supporting your dreams. Get ready to plot your revenge and join the party as we attempt to win back a jilted heart, enjoy our dark shopping time, hug our tree dad, take a transformative cacoon nap, learn how to grow a life, explore vampire and wolf relations, meet a true golden pony, party with a moose, make magic our hypeman, create o...