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Universal Wisdom for the Unsuspecting Universe

110 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago -

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Episodes

Episode 59 - A&W Free

November 15, 2019 05:03

The Macho King and the Dutchman discuss their upcoming match up, Don Cherry being fired, 20,000 steps, 7-11, being mistaken for women, the Mighty Ducks and Elizabeth discusses home decor.

Episode 58 - Private Jet-Setting

November 06, 2019 04:40

The Dutchman joins the Macho King to discuss the price of bananas, the Rise of ChampIan, Squamish City flying under the radar and the end of the line for the Nature Boy.

Episode 57 - It's a Violation

November 01, 2019 02:42

Tunney is running the show again with Kyle 2, the Toolman and the Macho King keeping him honest. Kyle's got the CFL report, Macho has installed a heater in the garage, Tunney admits he bought Mike and the Mechanics a meal in exchange for not setting his line-up. Then the Dutchman calls in from the Mayor's shed, looking for the Repo Man.

Episode 56 - Remember Grapes? No One Ever Went There..

October 26, 2019 02:55

The Dutchman is sick of the Macho King whining about how bad his team is and calls him out. Everyone knows you can't complain when you're consistently in the TD Ameritrade Top 3. They also go through who might be making the playoffs...and who might be on the outside looking in! Then to close out the episode, the King of the North rocks so hard he can't even play the guitar solo, he's gotta sing it no!

Episode 55 - No Coup Here!

October 16, 2019 03:54

The King of the North takes over the podcast (in a totally non-violent and peaceful way) as the Dutchman and Macho King are nowhere to be found. The Commissioner goes over the current state of the league and gives his opinion on the match of the week among other topics. Don't worry guys, the Man in the Iron Mask totally isn't in a dungeon right now!

Episode 54 - Switcherooski

October 10, 2019 03:32

The Dutchman and Macho King welcome The King of the North to discuss which members of the league have an air compressor in their garage and how it's related to who's starting in their second FLEX spot.

Episode 53 - Based in Corruption (and Collusion)

October 03, 2019 03:27

The Macho King and the Dutchman are back...defeated but still around to break down what's happened in the last two weeks of Fantasy Action. After the last couple of marathon length episodes, the guys bring it back to basics.

Episode 52 - Too Nice For Empties

September 20, 2019 04:10

The Macho King and the Dutchman talk about the big victories in Week 2 including a grand showing by the Man in the Iron Mask. Then ChampIan unexpectedly calls and makes his podcast debut for the year and then the Mayor of River Heights takes his place.

Episode 51 - The Collusion Cup

September 13, 2019 04:00

The King of the North joins the Dutchman and the Macho King to discuss Week 1, TD Ameritrade's Projections and the potential creation of a league trophy.

Episode 50 - Five Man Celebration

September 04, 2019 02:57

Join the Macho King, The Dutchman, The King of the North Jack Tunney, Tim the Toolman, and the Mayor of River Heights as they celebrate 50 episodes of Madness. They recap the draft and look forward to the beginnings of a new season. 

Episode 49 - The Draft

August 25, 2019 03:43

Some guys got together and drafted some players. Unusual episode with the audio not very good.

Episode 48 - No Longer the Duke of Sadness

August 18, 2019 19:40

The Macho King and the Dutchman get together to go over all the pre-draft housekeeping and escaped criminals in the Parkland region  

Episode 47 - Quarry is Getting Thin, Mountain is Getting Shorter

July 11, 2019 03:08

The Macho King and the Dutchman discuss: Ames Tiles, the Raiders in Winnipeg, Bieber vs. Tom Cruise and more.

Episode 46 - Bag of Deep Fried Shrimp

June 26, 2019 03:11

Macho King, Dutchman, The Mayor and the Magistrate discuss SNES and Genesis, if the league is going PPR or if Jack Tunney will continue to rule the league with an iron fist. Paul Stanley is also discussed at length.

Episode 45 - More of a Momoa Guy

June 16, 2019 04:40

The Dutchman, Macho King, Mayor and Magistrate got together to discuss: Game of Thrones Season 8 Petition, Bret Michaels Postcards, The Bigot Bashers Comic Series,

Episode 44 - Caught and Benched for Anarchy

June 05, 2019 02:36

The Magistrate (formerly Elon) joins the Macho King and the Dutchman to go over Gin, NHL Playoff predictions, Detective Pikachu, Town & Country and Hockey Anarchy

Episode 43 - Goin' For Smokes

May 02, 2019 19:11

The Mayor of River Heights joins the Macho King and the Dutchman to discuss happenings in River Heights for once. Other topics include fishing for suckers and Power-Man 5000.

Episode 42 - Cast Some Black Necomancy?

May 02, 2019 17:06

The Macho King and the Dutchman discuss BBQ Problems, the Bowie Show, Magic the Gathering and Football.

Episode 41 - It Was Like Vietnam Out There

April 18, 2019 00:34

The Macho King and the Dutchman discuss Hockey Pads, Motley Crue's The Dirt, Dance Bitch Dance, Summits and Chicken Delight in another off season podcast that slightly touches on the NFL's big changes.

Episode 40 - Wasn't Too Chewy

March 01, 2019 03:51

The Mayor of River Heights joints the Macho King and the Dutchman to talk about everything except Fantasy Football. The guys call the Macho King's parents and talk about Alcatraz.

Episode 39 - Epic Tone Wank

February 19, 2019 23:54

The Dutchman and the Macho King break down the Superbowl and latest events around the league along with the usual madness.

Episode 38 - Parking Lot Culture

January 09, 2019 00:54

The offseason is still going strong as the Dutchman and Macho King discuss the NFL playoffs, Tunney's New Years Eve, the Parkland Chinese Food scene, and more!

Episode 37 - The Offseason Starts Now

December 30, 2018 23:23

The Dutchman and the Macho King congratulate the Nature Boy on his dominant playoff performance to become the 2018 Fantasy Football Champion. Then they talk about Jack Tunney eating $400 worth of Wagyu Beef, the Final Fantasy videogame series, Motley Crue, Ratt and Flybanger.

Episode 36 - They Reprimanded the King

December 22, 2018 04:54

The Nature Boy makes his long awaited podcast debut...LIVE from the Parking Lot (the literal parking lot..not a description regarding a state of intoxication no!). The Nature Boy is here to talk about the Championship Game against the dastardly Kyle 2.

Episode 35 - See You At Church This Sunday

December 13, 2018 03:50

The Dutchman and the Macho King are joined by Kyle 2 and the Repo Man for an evening of madness. Topics include Kyle 2's narrow win over the Toolman.

Episode 34 - Embrace #FYM

December 05, 2018 00:30

Hell has frozen over, the Macho Man has won his final game of the season. He celebrates with the Dutchman and is then joined by Jack Tunney and Superfan Jordan.

Episode 33 - Nice in the 90's

November 27, 2018 04:19

Carter and the Macho King open the show and then the Dutchman is joined by Jack Tunney, Tim the Toolman and Kyle 2 to talk about wheat gluten recipes, Monday Night Madness and look forward to the final regular season games.

Episode 32 - Cannot Be Monetized

November 24, 2018 04:28

Superfan Jordan joins the Macho King and the Dutchman for a very special second episode of the week. This episode is also the longest we've ever done but we got lots to talk about yeah from toilets in River Heights to the Richest Man in the North. Outro Song: "Morning Star" by Love City Overdose

Episode 31 - Non-Collusion Trade

November 21, 2018 03:55

The Dutchman misses his first episode of the show ever and Jack Tunney steps in to harness the danger and chaos of the Macho King. Can Tunney handle the Madness or will it spiral out of control like the league this year? Tune in to find out.

Episode 30 - Cameron Artis-Payne Covering Purple Rain

November 14, 2018 04:58

ChampIAN joins the Macho Man and the Dutchman at the 30 minute mark of the podcast to celebrate the 30th episode.

Episode 29 - Jamie Has Sneaky Horses

November 06, 2018 04:49

Paul Bearer (with one "L") joins the Dutchman and the Macho King in his podcast debut to go over sharing the top seed in the Wisdom Division and the Macho King reacts to Jack Tunney's declaration from last week outlawing trades.

Episode 28 - There's an Old Saying in Tennessee....

November 02, 2018 04:37

The Dutchman and Jack Tunney are joined by Tim for his podcast debut. There is controversy over some trades and Jack Tunney pulls his best Roger Goodell impression by not solving anything and making everyone mad.

Episode 27 - Chipmunk Run Over by a Tractor

October 18, 2018 02:53

Kyle 2 joins the Macho King and the Dutchman to go over another week of the Here Comes Some Wisdom League. Who has been the biggest draft bust? Can anyone beat Champ Ian and Paul Bearer? Hop in that Time Machine since we are going back to 2011!

Episode 26 - Undisputed King of the Fantasy Football World

October 10, 2018 00:03

The Dutchman and Macho King are watching Drew Brees set records and the Macho King is close to his first win of the year.

Episode 25 - Putting Him to Work..and Giving You His Team

October 03, 2018 03:16

Jack Tunney joins the Macho King and Dutchman to discuss controversial trades and a coward in their midst.

Episode 24 - Hamstring From Hell

September 27, 2018 12:56

Trevor joins the Macho King and the Dutchman for another weekly episode. He joins as a guest, lemme make that clear, I know he's been on every episode this year but Jack Tunney ain't taking over the league ANNND the podcast.

Episode 23 - Every Choice I Make This Year is a..Bad...Choice

September 21, 2018 03:40

Week 2 wrap up with Ash, Carter and Trevor...Dig It!

Episode 22 - Is This Kyle 3?

September 12, 2018 03:11

Kyle joins Carter and Trevor to go over the week one results as the NFL season kicks off.

Episode 21 - Post Draft Show

September 08, 2018 04:20

Ash, Carter, Trevor and Jamie break down what happened with the Draft and what the hell happened to Ash's team.

Episode 20 - Throwing Dirty Diapers

July 21, 2018 03:47

It's Almost Football Season - Hockey Cards - Running Back Talk - WR1 Draft Strategies

Episode 19 - Randy on TSN 1290

February 19, 2018 05:34

The Winnipeg Jets are rolling and the Macho Man had to call in to the TSN 1290 Winnipeg Jets Post-Game Show. Click Here to Listen

Episode 18 - Hepatitis and Diarrhea, a Lethal Combination

January 17, 2018 05:20

Gruden's Back - Using the Cartel to Extend the Season - New XFL - Bomb Cyclone - Kirk Cousins Sweepstakes - Jimmy G - Next Years Draft - Restaurant Talk Click Here to Listen to Episode 18 Outro Song: "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors

Episode 17 - The Madness Was at a Fever Pitch

December 07, 2017 04:38

Playoff Recap - Gronk Drops the Elbow - Waiver Wire Regrets - Randy's Best Line - Kyle 1 Click Here to Listen to Episode 17 Outro Song: Some Litigious Band That Sued Napster and Probably Has a Google Alert Set Up to Alert Them to Sue Podcasts

Episode 16 - Fantasy Football with Matt Lauer

December 01, 2017 05:35

The Unsuspecting Universe would have never suspected Matt Lauer joining Carter for his first interview since being fired from NBC to go over the playoff match-ups happening this week...but he did.  Click Here to Listen to Episode 16 Outro Song: "First Date" by Danko Jones

Episode 15 - Against the Grain

November 23, 2017 05:26

Kyle 2 joins the show for a free form discussion about last week's big match ups and how the upcoming playoffs are going to shake out. Click Here to Listen to Episode 15 Outro Song: "Put Your Money on Me" by the Struts

Episode 14 - His Finger In His Own Ass

November 17, 2017 04:36

Special Guest Jamie Returns - Highest Score to 43 Points - Mind Games have started - R. Kelly Update - ESPN's Nature Boy Documentary - Cargill Climbing  Click Here to Listen to Episode 14  Outro Song: "Search For Vaneer" by the Bloody Historians (Live on 92 CITI FM)

Episode 13 - True Detective Kinds of Things

November 08, 2017 04:48

Trade Deadline - 92 CITI FM - Weekly Recap - League Standings - Other Fantasy Sports - Real Genius - Star Time (Gorillas in the Mist) - Dr. Feelgood Monte Carlo Outro Song: "Winter Armour" by the Bloody Historians Click Here to Listen to Episode 13

Episode 12 - Westman Cable Disorder

November 03, 2017 02:21

Trick or Treat - Potato Famer Internet - No Comeback Necessary - Seattle Offence - Punishing Interceptions - Keld Meth Cooks - Running Wild - Zeke Suspended - Waterloo Trade Talks Outro Song: "Bastard Son" by Dead South Click Here to Listen to Episode 12

Episode 11 - Between Mount Olympus and the River Styx

October 27, 2017 23:29

Minneapolis - Heartbreak Kid Again - Looking Ahead on the Schedule - There is No Waiver Wire - Write Offs Click Here to Listen to Episode 11 Outro Song: "Stuck Between Stations" by the Hold Steady

Episode 10 - Going After Skulltulas

October 14, 2017 17:26

Thursday Night Live - Hockey Talk - Games of the Week - Calling for Epona - Pissing in the Wind (R. Kelly Syndrome) - 2 Point Controversy - Poor Cleveland - Abridged Waiver Wire Segment  Outro Song: "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District Click Here to Listen to Episode 10