Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley
79 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 6 years ago - ★★★★ - 96 ratingsComic Keren Margolis and homosexual Tommy O'Malley are both power tops who co-host Unhireable, the biological child of the podcast Race Wars. Every week, Keren and Tommy talk to fellow smart attention seekers about the culture. You're welcome.
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#29 MAKE AMERICA RELATE AGAIN w/ Samia Mounts & Kurt Metzger
May 31, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.2 MBSamia talks to lady Trump voters on her new pod and thinks pro-lifers can totally come around. Keren disagrees but could stand to be less of a cunt. Tommy fags out because Samia's a high belter, and Kurt shows up an hour late but stays for da sick bonus.
#28 GREENYC w/ Persephone Sarah Jane Smith & James Lane
May 24, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBPersephone is a black trans woman military vet and is running for City Council. James is a longtime Green Party shit stirrer (stirry for a Green which is fucking stirry as fuck) and is running for Public Advocate. Everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.
#27 MOTHER w/ Sian-Pierre Regis & Rebecca Danigelis
May 17, 2017 12:31 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBHAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! Filmmaker and friend of the show Sian-Pierre talks about the dope fucking movie he’s making about his mom, Rebecca. Rebecca’s 75 and just got fired, which is like if Mary Poppins was 75 and got fired. It’s Mary fucking Poppins!! Check out the trailer and donate to their Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1404267082/duty-free-a-documentary-film , OR just listen to this awesome fucking show we made for you and your ma.
#26 GREEN PARTY w/ Adrián Boutureira
May 10, 2017 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MBFeedback: Is Jill Stein THE ANYHOLE™ Dream Guest?? Round Table: Is Jill Stein THE wrong white woman to lead the Green Party? And who (Adrián) fucked up that flight to Columbus (Adrián)?? Rapid Fired: Who would a Green Party National Political Organizer fuck? Who would he marry? Who would he kill?? The answers just might SHOCK YOU!!!!
#25 JABARI2017.NYC w/ Jabari Brisport & Sandy Chansamone
May 03, 2017 04:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MBFuture Green Party city councilman Jabari Brisport is the ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUEST of irl!! Together we are the fresh, young, extremely young, so attractive, very young face of the future, and the future is Green!!!
#24 WAITING FOR ROSA without Rosa Clemente
April 26, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBFeedback: Omg stop screaming at us!!! (Just kidding we love it.) Last ep was some rough audio, we know. Moving right the fuck along!!! Round Table: Where the fuck is Rosa??? We get ghosted by Rosa Clemente which is the funniest thing that's ever happened to us and we'll love her til we die. Action Items: 1. More ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS!! We're all ears. 2. Where the fuck is Rosa?? Help us fucking find ROSA for fuck's sake. 3. #neverchelsea 4. DANCE PARTY tbd!!! RSVP ASAP.
#23 ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUEST w/ Brooke Ashley Arnold & Luis Leon
April 20, 2017 01:44 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBIt's a dream guest that can GET IT!! Currently taking suggestions for ANYHOLE™ DREAM GUESTS @unhireableshow. Must be alive and CAN GET IT.
#22 WAR w/ Evan Williams
April 12, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.7 MBFeedback: Twitter says Keren's an asshole (thank u for listening)! Round Table: Guns (yeah?), war (no?), ANYHOLES™ (always, in all the holes)! Rapid Fired: Tommy's marry/fuck/kill confuses and dismays!
#21 AJAMU w/ Ajamu Baraka
April 05, 2017 04:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBGreen Party VP candidate Ajamu Baraka falls down an Israel hole (sorry not sorry) and throws down on our fav marry/fuck/kill EVER.
#19 STUDENT LOANS w/ Tito Garza
March 22, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBFeaturing *brand new!!!!* segment What's Wrong, Stupid??
#18 MATT With Matt
March 16, 2017 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBCombat vet and American hero Matt talks about being a damn war and how terrorists are people too. #fixamericatour Subscribe to the Unhireable Patreon page for bonus eps https://www.patreon.com/Unhireable
#17 WOMEN'Z HISTORY w/ Jean Le Bec
March 08, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 45.3 MBFeedback: What's crappening with Jamie Kilstein? Round Table: TREASON! PUSSY! TRUMP! Rapid Fired: FMK, gross lesbian edition. Everyone likes it.
#16 UNFOLLOWABLE w/ Alex English
March 01, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBFeedback: Being unhireable is protected speech. Round Table: Alex empathizes with straight white people. Rapid Fired: One and a half gays kill Keren.
#15 MILO w/ Kate Wolff
February 23, 2017 15:48 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBFeedback: Milo Round Table: Milo Rapid Fired: Milo
#14 V DAY w/ The Unofficial Experts
February 15, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 168 MBFeedback: White Keren should be whiter; abortions should be abortionier. Round Table: How much do you love Valentine’s Day on a scale from no to kill yourself? Marie Faustin and Sydnee Washington have so much opinions. Rapid Fired: Marie could talk hair all day and it never gets old; Keren survives mfk for the first time in history.
#13 DICKS w/ Tracey Carnazzo
February 08, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 158 MBFeedback: "You seem nice" is a hard no 10000% of the time; all fake news is annoying, but not all annoying news is fake. Round Table: DICKS!!!!! What! Who! How??? When!!! Rapid Fired: Battle of the ANYHOLES™!!!! Tweet us your ANYHOLE™ (@UNHIREABLEshow) before Unhireable Valentine's Edition!!!!
#12 C*NTS w/ Ben Rimalower
February 01, 2017 15:16 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBFeedback: Somebody was insanely wrong about climate change statistics Round Table: Hilary c*nts, Trump c*nts, and c*nt c*nts. Rapid Fired: Ben got fired and is no longer eligible for any kind of employment ever. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable
#11 INAUG w/ Gilbert Lawand
January 25, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 94.1 MBFeedback: Weed makes us charming and full of great points! Round Table: Marches are scary ass barrels of fish! Jared Kushner is an anyhole. Rapid Fired: Melan/ Ivank/ Meesh This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable
#10 FEEDBACK w/ Keren & Tommy
January 18, 2017 05:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MBKeren and Tommy blaze through a whole feedback episode on NOT ISRAEL (just kidding), abobos, weed, Women’s March #womensmarch, and other on-brand yellings. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable
#9 DRUGS w/ Mike Cannon
January 11, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBFeedback: Feedback episode next week!! Get at us @UNHIREABLEshow and chime the fuck in. Round Table: Mike has VICIOUSLY abused his weird strong body to the point of still being in shape. Keren and Tommy tore into 2017 lit af and dry out on air. Rapid Fired: Keren gets killed, mushrooms get married, most people are honestly gay. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com/unhireable
#8 SURPRISE!! ISRAEL w/ Jayson Littman
January 04, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 47.3 MBFeedback: It's Trump o'Trump for the next Trump Trumps. Round Table: Israel!! Everyone hates it. Rapid Fired: Jayson is honestly a million percent a spy.
#7 DATING w/ Josh Carter
December 28, 2016 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBFeedback: Josh reconnects with his old Christian camp counselor who he viciously abused Round Table: Men can have it all because their standards are garbage Rapid Fired: Kurt/Sherrod/Tommy. Marry one, fuck one, murder one in cold blood.
#6 JESUS CHRIST w/ Chris Shinn
December 21, 2016 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBFeedback: Marry/fuck/kill/Seinfeld/Kramer/George, what's up with Rosie O'Donnell? Round table: What Would Jesus Totally Not Do Ever Not Once? Rapid Fired: Marry/fuck/kill/father/son/holy ghost GO
#5 COMEDY OUTLIERS w/ Comedy Outliers
December 14, 2016 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBIs Ann Coulter a Nazi? Does Cindy Brady’s dick hate trans people? Round table: Can we even talk about Cindy Brady’s dick in Trump’s America? Rapid Fired: Marry/ fuck/ kill the table, Trump’s cabinet, Ivanka (don’t lie).
#4 MARIJUANA w/ Kurt Metzger
December 07, 2016 20:02 - 1 hour - 79.3 MBWhat segments?? Some light fascism, black lives matter, Kanye, Rapid Fired, more black lives, more mattering, smoke weed erryday.
#3 CONFLICT IS NOT ABUSE w/ Sarah Schulman
November 30, 2016 05:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBFeedback: Is a hot dog a sandwich?? Decide for yourself!!! Round table: Israel is bad! Trump is scary! These issues are resolved on the show and everyone leaves satisfied. Rapid Fired: Sarah loves this game and wishes it were longer.
#2 FEMINISM w/ Guys We F****d
November 23, 2016 05:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBFEEDBACK! A fan thinks talking to Ann Coulter is the same as saying she’s right. ROUND TABLE! Feminism got Trump elected. RAPID FIRED! Marry/ fuck/ kill in Trump’s America.
#1 TRUMP w/ Sherrod Small
November 16, 2016 05:00 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBIt's Trump's America baby! Everyone can take a deep breath now.