The Hotties have a veritable smorgasbord for you in this week's (very silly) episode. They start out professional-type with a Nonsense in Higher Ed roundup featuring watchlists, clapbacks, condom-chat, and, in a shocking twist, bonus sportball shenanigans [2:02]. Then they share some of their favorite facts in a new segment designed to keep you afloat in post-truth America [19:20]. Perhaps CT has unlocked mysteries of the ocean. Maybe KW knows something about corn that you don't. Only one way to be sure. Next up: celebrity gossip! The Hotties are sharing the freshest, least consequential news of the day [26:26]. Hold onto your butts, kiddos -- CT and KW discuss black folk breakdowns, white people that should reallllllly stop talking, and a wide array of D-listers you had forgotten entirely! And as always, the Hotties close the show with culture for your involvement [49:07]. Join them, won't you? OF COURSE we curse and use the N-word. How old do you think we are, twelve? Music is courtesy of Ryan Little. Find more of his work here: freemusicarchive.org/music/Ryan_Little/.