Shit’s getting real in the war on the squirrels in the attic, complete with plans for nasty spike strips to make ol’ Vlad the Impaler proud. Also, some ugly British celebrity claims to have a sex tape she might sell...

Shit’s getting real in the war on the squirrels in the attic, complete with plans for nasty spike strips to make ol’ Vlad the Impaler proud.


Also, some ugly British celebrity claims to have a sex tape she might sell if she needs the money (but who would want to buy it?), Tommy Lee gives some tried and true tips for smuggling drugs on tour, Trent Reznor has never raped anything (except your ears and your wallet), and mentioning Bukowski leads to a tangent on self-important academic poets (of the sort I suspect Bukowski would have despised), and why pop singers are the more rightful heirs to our poetry traditions.


Plus: U2 Songs of Innocence reconsidered.


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